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I love the idea of humans being built different, it's even more fun when you get to unintentionally traumatized the other people :3
Sorry for late reply! I didnt realize i had mail 🥺💌
No fr, one of my fav tropes in "humans space orcs" fandom stuff over there, is like what we eat/strength equivalent/resistence to stuff = and the reactions thereof to it lmao
OH JUST HAD A FOUL THOUGHT
What if most things just bounced off of us as humans, bc the gravity in Hyrule is different than ours, i mean it is a diff planet (kinda?)
(This is not how gravity works, more like we could have extreme jumping, but roll with my bs science im an arts kid)
or like if we did get hit, it had nowhere near the impact of how it's hit a hylian, like for example: Guardians.
The guardians get possessed/copied into Dark versions after running around Wild's hyrule enough, and so not only is it 10x harder to beat than usual guardians, as its taking nearly half the chain trying to take it down (rather than like 2 usually)
And even better if ur out of the fight bc they still expect u to not be great at it, like ok ur temperature resistent, but thats not helpful in battle-
U get fucking hit by a Guardian Laser Beam, and everyone freezes, the Links fighting the guardian, the Links fighting the misc monsters, Wild mightve even screamed and came running after you-
And you just kinda, sit. Like someone pushed you while u were off balance, and u flopped on the ground, still sitting up even 💀
And ur chest is hot, but not burned or anything
Yeah, I'd love a universe of Humans ≠ Hylians
Maybe ill make a fic or like a bunch of oneshots abt this with Masc!reader, if anyone is vaguely interested in reading it
Otherwise id write it for myself and not bother posting LMAO
Peace out,
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#moon chats#moon rambles#the tag for when i kinda make content but also im just expanding off what someone else alr said#like a informal version#linked universe x reader#lu x reader#male reader#lu x male reader#linked universe reader#link x reader#loz link x reader#linked universe male reader#moon asks#my asks#good god is that all the tags yet#here ill make a tag for this AU bc my blog doesnt have ityet#humans are not hylians AU
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Boy why the hell do u guys wanna split zuko and sokka apart 😭😭☹️☹️☹️
#how do ppl enjoy dovorced zukka and not burst into tears#LET THEM SMOOCH WTF#‼️this post is for funsies only dont come at me ‼️#almost cride seeing a divorced zukka post#moon rambles
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what must a girl do to get her own vampire spawn/high elf to call her “treasure”, “love” and “darling” 😩
#i’m once again down bad for a fictional character#flirting while holding dagger to his throat mmmm scrumptious#baldur's gate 3#astarion#baldur’s gate 3 astarion#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion x reader#moon rambles
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Hello!! We've um... Met once before. I wanted to stop by and tell Solar that he is very much cared for! I don't know him very well but I've been trying to keep up with more recent events, and I am very sorry for the way it all unraveled. But please, let him know that even if we may be acquaintances at best, I support him wholeheartedly! I mean... I'm agender regardless, I think it'd be a bit silly if I didn't!
Oh, uhh, hey Ruin...thats....that means a lot, thanks bud.
...Ruin? You know what....not gonna question it, glad you made friends of some sort Solar.
We haven't met before. Howdy I'm Moon or..........Moonshine as Solar called me last time.
*Solar trying to hide his smirk at this*
I hate it but it works, and you never know this idiot was worried I wouldn't accept him when my OWN little sibs possibly agender themselves.
But...with how much of an ass Nightmare is...I get it.
...are you really going to keep calling him that Moon?
Yes, cause its what he is.
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*shaking like chihuahua* im sosososososo normal the hyperfixation isnt changing me
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My online friends in a server im in always ignore my art work whenever I send it (they never ignore anyone elses) but every time I send my art to my other online friends in a gc they compliment it sm sm
This is my reaction
#theyre so fkn nice#do not know WHERE I EOULD BE without them#Pigeon and Wem appreciation post fr#they actually. like. my art. what#moon rambles
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"I want Mikey to be more than uwu wittle baby that can't stand up for himself."
Possibly unpopular opinion, some of you couldn't handle him wanting anything other than what his brothers and father would want.
You can't handle the idea of him getting up wanting something else and going for it even if it means going his own way alone.
I know some of you get it, but It's kind of annoying seeing the trend unfold when some of you would make him a complete background character or make him "outgrow" his wants, needs, and dreams just to fit the fantasy of all of them living in one sewer with their spouses and kids at his expense.
I also don't like the fandom version of mikey being a helpless baby that needs to be taken cared of by his brothers and won't survive without them, but many drop it once his wants go against the staus quo and god forbid he actually go for it.
All i'm saying is much that energy full swing.
#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt#tmnt mikey#teenange mutant ninja turtles#moon rambles#had to get this off my chest
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me: *sees a pretty vampire edits*
me: fine I guess it’s time to continue Castlevania again
#the way this could read for so many series and not just castlevania shows i do have a type 😂#castlevania#alucard#moon rambles
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I FOUND NOT ONE BUT T W O BLUE BEETLE FUNKOS TODAY
TODAY HAS BEEN AMAZING
#blue beetle#jaime reyes#blue beetle 2023#average blue beetle enjoyer#moon rambles#kskjssjjs I feel so luckyyyy#my husband#suit Jaime avoiding me smh
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I was actually thinking about this a lot but like as an add on to your humans are hylian space orcs thing. I am in ✨need✨ of reader trying potions. Like;
"This potion will restore your stamina and boost your strength"
"Buddy that's just coffee"
"Qué?"
Even worse if when the reader tries it it's just like the most not strong coffee they've ever drank. Makes the guys wonder wtf makes humans need so much energy through out the day.
this is such a cute idea, i love how diet diffs/energy diffs in humans are space orcs aus, so genius to apply to hylians
the stamnia boost potion tastes just like instant coffee with powdered creamer (the kind at like car dealerships/shitty offices where its not even a little liquid creamer)
and u spit that shit out like wtf is this bs
and Four, poor guy who gave you some after talking a break from walking, is like "oh my goddess r u allergic?? can still breath???"
meanwhile ur like. "yeah this just tastes like shit-"
four: "oh well yeah, all potions do really-"
you: "-ty coffee. this is nowhere near strong enough to get me back on my feet ffs"
four: " 👁️👄👁️"
you: "u got anything stronger? :/ "
four: " w h a t ? "
cue u researching how to make stamnia potions, across the hyrules, and making them 10x stronger so theyre like an actual coffee shop kind of coffee, and the Links are literally lowkey scared
Time forbids you (and the rest of the guys) from letting anyone else try ur "improved" elixir (s)
bc yes, u didnt stop at stamnia
u moved on to healing potions, (u can now regrow limbs and heal broken bones, the hylians can only take like a 1/16th of a sip like once a week, whereas u chug the whole thing, and can do so multiple times a day if needed)
u also moved onto cooking, bc rlly how different is cooking from alchemy?
and goron spice tasted like goddamn dorito chips, so u used essence of literal lava to help make it more spicy,
ur not allowed to introduce this new spice to the gorons, Wild forbid, bc he was adventurous enough (and snuck behind Time and ur backs) to try some spice
(he literally touched the tip of his pinky finger to it, wiped it off, except for 1 like flake of spice too)
and it lowkey nearly killed him 💀
like had to use that 1/16th of ur extra strong healing potion and everything
u felt so bad, but he did do this to himself,
and Wild knew the gorons dont back down from a challenge, esp since it was originally their recipe, so he (and you) didnt wanna kill them on accident
the sleeping potion u found is just like taking a single melatonin gummy, so u ofc make that thing knock even you out after 2 sips,
needless to say, no one is trying that one, not only bc it knocked Rulie unconcious for 12 hours straight (u got him to try it after he exhausted all his magic healing, and so no nightmares)
but bc it knocked u out cold for 9. that was the scarier part to them lmao, was how affected is their human by this?
i like to think thats how they judge unknown foods and liquids too,
like "do you think this tastes unseasoned? ok should be perfect for me then" - every Link
"oh this didnt make u feel sleepy at all/barely tired? great, id love to knock out cold w/no nightmares tonight" - Sky, probably
"this tastes like that thing you call, instant cough? ko-fee? Cool, give me some i need to run up this mountain" - Wild, for the 3rd time this month probably
"this barely healed ur papercut? sweet, give me some my wrists are killing me" - poor Legend, he uses ur extra strength healing potion as a way to treat his arthritis regularly once a month, but the more chill potions for any leftover aches and pains, esp after long fights being hard on his arms
Chain is simultaneously still lowkey terrified u need that much extra oomf, esp when u run out of stronger stuff and have to down like 5 health potions to heal a cut that needed stitches,
and also worried u need that much and also Wild/Wars/Rulie tend to work overtime to make sure they have extra potions for you
and theyre also kind of impressed, bc hey, youre unlikely to get magically poisoned/potion poisoned like them
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sorry i couldnt think of as much as i hoped, i think its bc i rlly just need to play/watch more loz games besides botw/totk
i like know the vague plot of ss/oot/mm/tp/ww/hw and og loz games, but havent gotten into details/lets play or anything yet
i hope this was at least a half decent idea to think about/expand on urs, have a great rest of ur week, and thanks so much for the ask!! <33
Peace out,
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#i tried to add a cut so this wouldnt be constantly expanded but i just had to trust tumblr for this one bc it kept unbulleting my stuff#i tried guys#sorry#linked universe x reader#lu x reader#male reader#linked universe reader#lu x male reader#link x reader#loz link x reader#linked universe male reader#moon rambles#literally just that didnt organize this at all rlly
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ever since I was a little girl I wanted to overshare on main
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okay but I’m obsessed with the idea of Astarion just bringing you stuff he found (read: stole) as if he is a cat showing affection to his favorite person
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Happy Trans Visibility Day!!
(Moon) Happy trans visibility day. Remember you are all loved and valid, we support you.
(Solar) You all supported me when I was outed as trans and I'll support all of you well, so uhh...ya...you're all valid, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
(Lunar) HIII!!!! TRANS PEOPLE ARE VALIDDDDDDDD!!! Doesn't matter if you're binary trans, trans neutral, demgidenders, multigenders, no genders like me! If you haven't transitioned or gotten surgeries or don't want surgery! If you're trans, you're trans AND VALID!!!!
(Sun) A very happy trans visibility day to everyone! I hope its going wonderfully and remember, you are important, you are valid, you are supported and you are seen!
(Earth) Hello everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day and know we all support you! Don't let anyone else tell you who you should be and be true to who you are inside! As long as you are safe to do so!
KC was unavailable but he sends warm regards and support as well.
#solar muses#moon rambles#lunar yells#sun speaks#earth tells#trans visibility#trans visibility day#tsams
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I JUST STARTED WATCHING EARTHSPARK SECOND PART AND WE JUST FINISHED A STYGI SITUATION A ND AAAAA OHMYGODS IT WAS SO CUTE AND SO GOOD AND I STILL HAVE LIKE 7 MORE BUT DEAR GODS THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS SHOW TO EVER EXIST BECAUSE FSDFJJDSFSDFKSD
#*dies*#moon#☆moon☆#moon rambles#tfe#tf earthspark#transformers#transformers earthspark#earthspark#tism things
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one fav character is like well thats my sweety little pumpkin and then the other is the freak thing
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with enough practice and 3 dimensional understanding, you too can steal clothing just by looking at it
#bastard speaks#flops showed me a photo of their crochet cardigan#i deconstructed it in two minutes and now im making my own#moon rambles#theater crew
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