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#i don't like being super personal but my anxiety has decided to WAKE THE FUCK UP recently 😭 beubshbsjb
derekgoffard · 2 years
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Ive been kinda having a time lately so I've been a bit away from tumblr but. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU SM TO THE PEOPLE WHO SENT ME SUPER KIND ASKS OR QUESTIONS ABOUT MY OCS OR ANYTHING!!!!! \(T_T)/ I AM CHARGING AT YOU ALL WITH THANK YOU LETTERS RN LOOK OUT- * BREAKS THROUGH UR WALLS *
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the---hermit · 21 days
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I have not kept it a secret that this semester commuting has been really rough on me. By the time I get home in the middle of the afternoon even if I only had to sit in a hour and a half lecture I feel like an overcooked noodle. And the mornings aren't any easier, my anxiety has been spiking a lot lately, and that messes me up completly, and it's particularly hard on my stomach. Let's just say it's a very demanding period of my life both physically and emotionally and I have been doing my best to get through it with ups and downs, but most importantly by trying to properly take care of myself. I decided to compile a list of small things that have been helping me, both for future reference as well as for people who might be dealing with similar issues.
Prep everything I can the night before. I don't leave the house until more or less mid morning since my class is on lunch time more or less (and this will come up again), so I do have time to do stuff in the morning, but if I have already put everything I need in my backpack, picked an outfit for the day and checked that I have my bus ticket the night before I can have a much calmer morning. Having a calm morning is fundamental for me on any day, so especially when I have a stressful and energy demanding day ahead I want to make sure I don't have to rush, and here is my second point.
Try to have a morning as calm as possible before I have to leave. I am a morning person so I wake up quite early which means I have plenty of time to take it easy. And this means drink my tea as I read my book, prep the last few things I need, like my waterbottle, eat (on which I'll have a later point). Overall my morning before leaving needs to be slow and mostly made of things for myself so again my precious reading time, listening tocmusic as I get ready to get in a better mood and so on.
Taking my meds regularly. It's the logical thing to do, if I am in a period in which my anxiety is worse than usual the number one goal is to be consistent with meds, they are there to help me even if sometimes I forget that.
Finding ways to enjoy food when anxiety fucks up my stomach. What happens is that as soon as I have an anxiety spike for some reason I get very nauseous, which is terribly by itself and it gets worse when it makes me struggle to enjoy my food. But I found a couple of ways to work around that in the past few weeks. Eating when I am away from home is much worse so what I do is embrace the little hobbit in me and have more meals when I am at home, and just bring some snacks on the road if I need them. That means I have two breakfasts before I have to leave the house, the last being a bit more filling. And then when I get home no matter how tired I am or what time it is I cook something for myself, something simple, but I take the time to make something good that fills me up and makes me happy. Because having a full stomach does improve your mood belove me. When I am on the road I bring some lighter snacks that can help me if I feel like I need to have something but that will also work well if I have a spike in anxiety and correlated nausea. I usually eat some homemade bread while I walk from the bus stop to my uni, and then snack on some nuts while I wait for the lecture. And I always have an emergency sweet treat in my backpack because that is something that I actually do on a regular basis. This thing has been working very well, I have had less problems with my stomach acting up, and I am definitely getting all the nutrients I need during the day, just at times that are a bit different from my normal routine.
Bring tea with me. It's something I never did before but it's becoming the one thing I won't give up. I either make a green tea or an herbal tea that I drink before the lecture, and it's been so good for me both physically and mentally. It's been super cold so the warm treat is really needed, but most importantly it's been very comforting and calming, so shutout to my dad for suggesting that.
Having little things to look out for during the commute. This mostly consists of me listing to podcasts, and re:dracula has been of great company in my commutes last year so it's nice it's become a bit of a tradition. It's just good for me not to associate commuting with negative things, so now I just percieve it as poscast time which makes it much much better. This also includes texing friends when I feel like I can look at the screen of my phone without getting car sick (again when anxiety messes me up I can get random car sickness), that's good to keep my mind off things and make the commute feel lighter.
Total relax when I get home. Which sometimes means lying in bed with a cup of tea and nothing more. If I have enough brain power I might read a comic, or play stupid midless games on my tablet for a bit. Honestly just things that need as little energy and brainpower as possible because by that time I do not have much energy or brainpower left, and it's okay. I normally use up a lot of energy when going out and it this period of time all tasks require I use even more energy. I can't do much about it other than accept it and do my best to tke care of myself.
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v-anrouge · 1 year
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Ok I decided I'm redoing my match up thing, it was too messy
What I look for in a man:
I don't wanna say this but he's gotta be handsome (shallow I know but hey at least I admit it) but he's also gotta be kind enough to me so I don't feel like a worthless piece of shit whenever he talks to me (bonus points if he's got a hot voice)
Love Language (recieving):
Words of Affirmation (says almost every Asian child ever) and gift giving are major love languages I have for recieving
Love Language (giving):
Physical touch/intimacy, I had this era as a kid where I'd rub on my mom and sister like a cat, it was annoying for them but that's just how I showed me love for them. Playfully hitting is also included like it a little bap on the head, sometimes I underestimate my strength and hurt the person I do that to and it makes me feel terrible.
Things about myself my s/o should very much know:
I'm a lazy, cynical and very pessimistic person (also very neurodivergent coded) I will cry if they're mean to me a lot and I will curse them out if they're mean to me a lot. It entirely depends on how I feel after waking up. Very much anger issues (working on it dw). I find crying attractive which is very weird and I don't wanna dive into that can of worms just yet.
Resting Bitch Face is my default which scares babies apparently and that's why they don't like me? Children are scary but I do want them. Every Time I see a cute baby I will say 'i love babies 🥹' (yes the emoji is included). It's a forever ongoing baby fever for me.
If you're gonna be with me you need to know how to listen cause if I think you're not I'll either A: stop talking and say nevermind or B: annoy you into listening to me. This again, entirely depends on my mood.
Being dramatic cause I like drama? Nah
I'm dramatic cause I never got attention from my dad as a child. Ig that's part of why I seek male validation, sad. I dunno what else to add 🤷🏻‍♀️ (have my first draft for the ppl that see this ig)
Guess who's asking for a match up (spoiler: it's me)
Favorite color: obvs purple 🙄 (why did I add this 😭)
Uhhh I'm super lazy and very much depressed, I will get angry if you ignore my very obvious mental struggles. (I also just get really angry in general but SHHHH) also very cynical and apathetic to most things, sleepy 24/7.
I make characters so they can live a life I can only dream of...hmmm what else...I'm smart-ish (if top 7 of my grade for 8 consecutive terms counts as smart) anddddd I like writing and making up storylines. My favorite thing to do is read (not the classics, they bore me tbh, but I guess Holes and Midsummer's Night Dream is ok)
I very much often ramble into tangents and can be seen as a bitch apparently cause yay social anxiety doesn't like me talking to other ppl ✨ toxic friendship frr‼️ I'm more expressive on the internet than I am in real life bc no one knows who I am behind the screen (unless you doxx me but pls don't ♥️) and that comforts me.
I have ADD, MILD autism and 💩 crippling depression 💩
I like being dramatic bc I didn't get much attention from my dad as a kid and he went to buy milk ig 🤷🏻‍♀️. I always look high in pictures and I hate taking them cause I always look high.
What else...hmmm I like singing and dancing when I think no one's watching and I despise- no I abhor when ppl try to force me into doing things I don't wanna do. I like food a lot and will cry if it has no flavor. Donuts are 👌🏼 . I was 100% a menace as a kid and awfully gullible. And I'm very good at holding grudges as well (my longest grudge is over a decade long-)
And I think that's abt it? There's probs more but I'm tired
homie gave me their entire autobiography holy fuck /pos
I MATCH YOU WITH!!
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MALLEUS this man LIVES to spoil you he just loves hugging you from behind and smiling as he shows you a beautiful (and extremely expensive) necklace he got done for you, the necklace is enchanted so that it'll always be in pristine condition, the gem's color change in the light naturally but you can see they also have a bit of magic on them, everyday this man will smile and compliment your stunning flawless looks with a smile on his face, if he had his tail out it would be wagging so hard he'd cause an earthquake
at first malleus would be very confused on why you hit him and think he had done something wrong but when you tell him it's just your way of showing affection he'll say you can use him as punching as much as you want to with a cute little smile, malleus won't ever hit you back because 1- he is way stronger than you and would definitely hurt you 2- what kind of man would he be if he hurt the one he is so deeply in love with??
he loves any affection you give him, in the beginning of your relationship malleus always went a bit stiff when you showed him a lot of affection because he isn't used to it but even back then he already did enjoy your affection he just didn't know how to react to it, now he is already very used to it, to the point he'll get a bit pouty if he doesn't get his morning hug and kiss
malleus is aware of your mental health and he does everything in his power to help you heal and feel better, malleus does not like fighting and he isn't used to being mean, sometimes he could say something a bit hurtful but it's just because he isn't completely socially aware, please talk to him if he ever hurts you and he'll immediately apologize and promise to never say anything like that ever again, he'll spend the rest of the day spoiling you to make up for that, he says it's because he feels terrible and although he isn't lying you both know malleus just really enjoys spoiling u
malleus loves reading to you, he'd really enjoy it if you could sit on his lap as he reads a book you picked out, his voice is very pleasant to listen and honestly very calming so most of the times you end up falling asleep, when that happens malleus kisses your forehead and hugs you tighter making sure you're having the sweetest dreams ever
both of you are seen as intimidating so as soon as you two step into any place everyone is immediately looking at you two, an intense intimidating aura filling the entire place as you two walk together before malleus picks up a silly little plushie and tells you that it reminds him of you and start gushing over it as if u two were completely alone, to be fair, whenever malleus is with you you're the only thing he cares about
malleus is over the moon when he discovers that you'd like to have children since he will be a king that is basically a necessity, it doesn't matter if you two adopt or have the child yourselves malleus will make sure you and his little baby/babies are always happy and comfortable, he'll spoil both u and ur child/children rotten and would be constantly cooing over them, however he is extremely protective of you and your child/children so he tends to growl at strangers that approach u 💀
other possibilities: kalim, lilia & trey
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cjjohansson · 3 years
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YOU'RE IT FOR ME
SUMMARY ; you and Natasha argue over your mission gone wrong.
supersolider!reader x natasha romanoff
angst/fluff.
fighting/blood/injury/swearing word count;3.4k - this is my first ever attempt at writing anything. im so sorry if its terrible.
As always Steve woke you up at stupid oclock in the morning to brief you on a quick unexpected intel mission. He told you the base you were being sent to has not long been abandoned and if anyone was there, to eliminate the threat like you always do. Lucky for you, you had super-solider serum running through your veins so this mission was simple and easy for you to complete alone. You only had to retrieve some files on HYDRA creating another super-solider serum.
However Natasha wasn’t too happy about you being woken up so early meaning she had to wake up to a cold bed and you were nowhere to be seen throughout the whole compound. She looked around for you everywhere only to end up running quite literally into Steve, he obviously knew who she was looking for and finally spoke up, “Oh, if you're looking for Y/N, they went on a quick mission.”
“What do you mean a ‘quick mission’, they would have come to say bye?” Natasha responded suspiciously due to the fact that you would never leave without saying bye or giving her a quick peck on her lips regardless of how long the mission would take.
“A quick intel mission, the only person I could see who had potential in succeeding was them. Woke them up 3 hours ago, they should be back within 2. They’re fine Natasha, you don't need to worry.” Steve thought to quickly remind her that you were more than capable than going on a mission alone and that you certainly didn't need to be worried about, you’re a super-solider for god sake.
“OK, just next time notify me too when they’re going so I'm not walking around looking.” Natasha walked away straight after that proceeding to the training room to blow off some steam about the fact that you didn’t say bye.
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you had got to the base a little over 2 hours ago, and when Steve told you this base was abandoned you had no idea why you actually decided to believe him. The base was in fact NOT abandoned and within the first 10 minutes of you slowly making your way to the base from the quinjet you was swarmed with at least 10 HYDRA agents. You worked as quickly as you could taking out the threats left right and centre with your guns and some quite literally being thrown straight into some trees. You managed to get the agents down in record time, you was quite impressed with yourself to say the least but you knew you should call for backup, you reached for your comms only to be met with a sickening buzzing sound surrounding your ear drums, you threw your ear piece onto the floor and just continued towards the base. At the end of the day you still had a mission to complete after all.
You finally made your way into the base to see that maybe Steve was right about one thing: the base itself was abandoned but the surroundings were not. “Idiot” you thought to yourself about Steve sending you on a mission with not all accurate information.
You’re making your way through the base using your enhanced hearing for anything that doesn't sound right, guess it's somewhat of your lucky day when you hear nothing so you continue your path down the long narrow corridor to finally reach the head scientists room to gather the files about HYDRAs own knowledge on developing a new form of super-solider serum. You always wondered why people had an obsession with powered and enhanced people but at the same time you understood why. You just wished yours wasn't forced on to you and that you were given a choice but you were soon to be one of HYDRAs secret weapons, but when the Avengers found you, you had just been injected with the serum. The Avengers were infiltrating HYDRA bases when Lokis scepter had been stolen, they found you just in time and took you in straight away.
Plugging in the usb drive to transfer all data, the transfer popping up onto the screen telling you that it would take 10 minutes, “Easy enough.” that's what you had thought until you could hear footsteps coming from down the corridor. Quite heavy, long strides, possibly over 6ft tall, only one person, even better. You made your way to hide behind the door so when it opened you could attack right away, but that never came. Instead a metal arm came crashing through the wall you were standing up against grabbing you by the throat and throwing you half way down the corridor, it took you a moment for you to try and stand up but by the time you was about to stand a fist was already being swung towards your face, keeping you locked on the floor below him. You knew this soldier was like you, you could feel it but you also knew that you might not get out of this fight easily, they were much stronger. That face looked familiar, the blurring of your vision from the hits making it harder to properly see but you knew it was familiar. The beating continued with left and right hooks being thrown against your face, the blood rushing out of new cuts across your face, your busted lip and most likely broken nose. You couldn't give up. You knew that for sure. You managed to find the strength to start dodging the punches coming right at you but you knew you needed to get that drive and get going quickly. Rolling out from underneath the soldier as they went to drive their metal arm straight into your face you grabbed your gun and shot the soldier in the stomach and sprinted  back to the room to collect the usb and get going, you knew it was the only way to run rather than end up dying here alone. You finally reached the doors of the base to continue your sprint when you heard that sound of a bullet coming straight out of a gun, it buried itself right into the back of your left leg but you had to keep moving, the blood gushing from your face and now from your leg reminded you to definitely tell Steve to “fuck off” when he comes into your room before the suns even up again. Continuing the sprint, you started to only imagine one thing. That Natasha was going to have your head when you got back to the compound.
You could see the quinjet right in front of you and you had never been so happy to see one so much in your life but just as you was to step one foot onto the jet another two shots were heard behind you, you KNEW this soldier wasn't going to give up and you definitely knew they would keep up with you. The bullets finally lodged themselves into your body, one straight into your right leg and the other straight into your lower back coming out through your stomach. This wasn't good. You were just about on the jet pulling yourself up as the option to stand wasn't even an option anymore, telling FRIDAY to close the hatch and get in the air and back to the compound as quickly as it could and make sure to have medical on stand by as you land. Moving yourself to try and sit in one of the chairs holding pressure to your gunshot wound in your stomach, you heard a familiar voice ring through the speakers of the jet.
“Y/N come in, do you copy?” Natasha. Just as you go to open your mouth to reply your vision starts to blur and all that you manage to croke out are inaudible slurs, until your vision completely goes black.
To say Natasha was pissed off at Steve and you was an understatement. Oh if looks could kill Steve would already be 6 foot under. They stood on the landing pad waiting for the quinjet to arrive back at the compound but what they were expecting was not what they finally saw when the door to the quinjet opened. There you laid on the floor, choking on the air and laying in a puddle of your own blood, paler than anything they had ever seen. Before Steve and Natasha could even make it to the quinjet fully, the medical team were rushing in and putting you on a stretcher taking you straight into surgery. Natasha didn’t even make a move she stood there completely lost with that imagine in her head, but as soon as a doctor shouted you had no pulse it was like she was snapped back into reality her body was on flight mode, she made the move to try and run to you as quickly as possible but Steve had already grabbed her round the waist and was holding back against her vicious punches and kicks shouting at him to ‘let her go or he will regret it’. The sounds of Natashas shouting soon caught the ears of some of the other Avengers, running outside one by one came Wanda, Bucky and Sam. Confused by the commotion until they finally heard the sobs of Natasha in Steve's arms and the puddle of blood in the quinjet, they instantly knew this was about you.
Natasha had been pacing around the waiting room for 2 hours now, everyone telling her, you're ok and the surgery will be over with soon. But they didn't know if you were ok and when the surgery would be over they just wanted Natasha to sit down and stop pacing. Just as Natasha finally took a seat a doctor walked straight in front of them staring at Natasha.
“Are they alive?” Natashas voice coming out weak filled the waiting room, the anxiety from the question entering everyone's mind to know the truth.
“Yes”
They all finally let out a breath none of them knew they were holding. Natasha finally looks down and letting some more silent tears roll down her cheeks, she looks up at the doctor.
“Can I see them?” no one has ever heard Natasha sound so weak and vulnerable, they all knew yous were together, yous never kept it a secret openly flirting in front of everyone and you making it very clear who Natasha was to you at parties when you'd go up to her at the bar and put your arms around her waist and start slowly kissing her neck no matter who she was involved in a conversation with. But no one had ever seen this side of your relationship, the hard side of worrying and panicking when one of you was injured or on a mission. The vulnerable side and lets just say you and Natasha were not ones to let people see you both so small and fragile.
Following the doctor into another room there you laid on the bed your stomach wrapped tightly and also your legs, the bruising on your face a nice bright purple. Your skin had slowly started to have more colour in and Natasha had never been so relieved. She made her way over slowly towards your bed afraid any type of sound would wake you up. She wanted you to rest, but part of her wanted to shout and scream at you for not calling for backup or even just turning around and coming back home. Turns out she wasn't as quiet as the sound of the chair moving wakes you up from your sleep.
The bright lights make you hiss and groan. You make your way to sit up thinking it was all a dream, that is until you feel two sets of hands on each side of your body pushing you down.
“Lay back down y/n, you're hurt.” Natasha, there it is again that sweet voice you've spent months waking up too, but it's different. It sounds broken like she has been crying and is about too again at any given moment. Opening your eyes was a struggle but you finally got there. In the room stood Steve, Wanda, Sam and Bucky and sat next to you ever so gently holding your hand is your Natasha. You go to turn towards Natasha but Bucky catches your eye, everyone sees the hesitance in whether or not you want to finally speak.
“He looked like you.” that's all you manage to choke out before Nat is passing you a cup of water to drink slowly. Everyone starts to look around confused straight from you back to Bucky. Until you finally speak up again.
“The guy that attacked me at the base, thanks Steve by the way maybe next time send two people instead of one into an ‘abandoned’ base, yeah abandoned my arse.” Everyone smiles at your sarcasm but quickly pushes that to the side to ask the question everyone is so desperate to know.
“Babe,what do you mean by he looked like Bucky?” ah, Natashas voice, you simply turned and smiled at her squeezing her hand.
“Well like I said Talia, he looked exactly like Buck. Metal arm, red star. Long black hair. All the facial features are the same but not the eyes, they just looked black. Was hard to know for definite with the amount of punches I was receiving but if no one was to know Bucky like we do, then people would be sure that the Winter Soldier is alive and well.”
Bucky stood there dumbfounded not even knowing what to say or even think, everyone just looks confused at what you’re saying it makes no sense but then again yous are all in a room with three super-soliders, a witch, a highly trained ex-assassin and a guy that has robotic wings for christ sake.
“Ok i think we should all take a break give Nat and y/n some space ok? Come on guys, we can debrief you later y/n/n yeah?” Steves the one to speak up this time probably too confused and tired to have this conversation.
“I know what you're gonna say Tasha, and i'm not in the mood to hear it so can we leave the telling off until tomorrow? Ok, thanks means a lot.”
“No. we are talking about this now so it can be over with and we can move forward. Its simple really y/n/n youre a fucking idiot!” her voice starts to get louder as she continues her rant.
“You call for backup no matter the excuse you call for it or you get back on that jet and come back home no mission is worth more than your life you know that! Ugh, i’m so fucking angry at you for being so fucking reckless! You could have died? Why can't you see that? Just because you have that serum it doesn't make you invincible you know that but you've acted it! All of this for some files? How can you expect me to not be upset or angry? You’re my partner, and i love you more than anything but when you act like this it makes me think if you are even thinking about me when youre risking your life for some stupid usb.” she looks away as she continues to cry, your brain now trying to process all of these words but also all of these emotions. Wait, did she just say she loves you? You have been together for nearly a year now and neither of you had even said that yet, you both knew it but never dared to say it.
“You love me?” it's your turn to choke out now, you know you love her but one minute she is calling you reckless and an idiot then she is telling you she loves you?
“Of course i love you, you fucking idiot!”
“Ok, ok, still mad i got it” she slowly turns to glare at you this time but she sees your tears slowly rolling down your face and she instantly softens her glare. You take her hands into yours and you know you have to say it back because if you don't she is going to be even more mad than what she already is and one thing you don't want to deal with right now is a mad girlfriend because she is so scary.
“Hey Talia, listen ok? I love you too. I do, I really do. I'm sorry i was reckless, i should have come back but it was like my body was on auto mode and yes like you said that isn't an excuse i know that ok. I thought i'd be ok on my own and well clearly i wasn't as i’m in a hospital bed but i’m here. I know we both worry when we go on separate missions and I know you probably worried more because I didn't come and say goodbye but I was hoping to be back by the time you woke up. Steve said it was abandoned and when I got off the jet and started walking no one was there and then I was ambushed by some guards but I took them down with ease and there was no one else in sight, my comms went off and they were buzzing and I just carried on. I needed to do this mission baby, I needed to get this information about the serum so we can try and stop HYDRA creating more soldiers and putting them through pain. I’m sorry I've hurt you, I didn't mean to do that, I was just doing my job but I'll tell Steve for next time that if i’m to go on a solo mission that you need to be with me ok? No more solo missions, not just for me but for everyone. We need to be safe. Especially with another Winter Soldier walking around like he owns the place ok? I love you Natalia, I’m sorry.” you've already lowered your head at this point too embarrassed by telling her we all need to be safe and that you love her.
You feel one of her hands move from yours, you think she is gonna walk out but instead you feel the softness of her fingertips tracing the bruising on your cheekbones before you even have the chance to hiss at the tender touch her lips are pressed so intensely against yours. You've kissed many times before but this kiss, it's just so different it's as if she is trying to tell you exactly how much she loves you and how much she is happy you're here just by this kiss. You move your hand up to her face and slowly move it round to play with the hairs at the back of her neck, she hums and slowly stops kissing you. You didn't want that kiss to end and you groan in frustration and she chuckles at your little outburst, Nat leans her forehead against yours and finally lets out a breath. You're ok, she knows it now.
You both sit in comfortable silence for a while forehead to forehead until you feel a shooting pain in your stomach, you hiss in pain and move away to lie back down on your back. Natasha is up in an instant thinking she has hurt you but you're quick to calm her nerves.
“Baby it's ok, just some pain. Come and lay with me, please?” you pull your puppy dog face, a face you know she cannot resist. She simply smiles and makes her way back over to the bed as you shuffle over to make room for her. The next minute you're both lying and she is snuggled into your side, your hand drawing patterns on her back and her arm ever so carefully laying above your wrapped stomach.
You understood why she was mad at you, you put your life on the line and didn't think twice about how she would feel with the consequences. You hated yourself for that, you knew you'd feel the same if it was her laying here injured and not you but it wasn't.
The room was silent, a comfortable silence. One you and Natasha both could just relax too.
“When I said I love you y/n, I truly meant it. You're it for me” she moved her head off your chest to look into your eyes, her eyes held so much emotion and you knew right then and there again like you had known for the past year that you were going to marry this woman.
“And you're it for me Natalia Alianovna Romanoff. I love you Talia, forever and always.”
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haiikyuudos · 3 years
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-- first meeting. or is it? --
holy hell i wasn't expecting ppl to like my oikawa analysis owo
here's a lil idea for atsu x reader kinda thingy that i came up with during work
-- genre and tw/tags: uhhh tbh idk. but there's confrontation? anger is involed. and uh swearing. yeah.
-- summary: atsumu x reader; reader is the biggest atsumu simp alive, as well a huge haikyuu!! nerd.
one day they hit their head on a metal pole while walking home, only to wake up in the haikyuu universe.
except they're a second year transfer student in inarizaki, with everything provided for them by the universe:
- a house, clothes, every necessity to get through the next few months and a job. and they live alone.
why? they have no fucking idea and neither do i.
reader has to pick a club and of course, with the knowledge they have on haikyuu, they pick to be a manager for the boys' volleyball club...
only to be "examined" by the coach and some of the members, as a way to prevent fans of the miya twins infiltrating the club only for the sake of simping over them and not doing their job.
however, reader being a cunning, good at lying piece of garbage simp, decide to act like they know nothing and no one which wins them the position of a manager.
they couldn't be more happy and proud of themselves, until their first day as a manager - where they realize that upon meeting miya atsumu in flesh and blood, he might not be as simp-worthy as they originally thought.
the day you applied to be a manager was the day you knew you couldn't allow yourself to slip up in any moment and time - if anyone realized you know them like the back of your hand, things could go very wrong in a heartbeat.
nobody knows what could happen — time might break, the universe might fall apart — it ain't no joke to play with time and space like that.
so you kept it to yourself, hidden deep down, the knowledge you had of every member of the inarizaki boys volleyball club.
the first day as the boys' manager, you showed up a bit later than the rest, since you were told to do so. upon arrival, the coach gave you basic tips and explained you your duties - keeping up with the boys' exercises. caring for the equipment, keeping score of their improvements and a few other things. one of the things he told you you could do but wasn't necessary, was to keep track of their diet habits, since it could be helpful to know how they could improve in that aspect.
feeling generous and kind, you decided the first thing you could do as a manager was to ask the club members what they usually ate in a day - and so you did.
walking up to every boy was not as easy as you originally thought - somehow, even if you already knew what their personalities were like, the anxiety of meeting them in person was stronger than you ever thought it would be. who would have thought you could have anxiety in a fictional world, huh.
nervously introducing yourself, you asked each member what their daily diet consisted of and eagerly wrote down every detail you could remember.
it was aran's turn to be questioned, as you walked promptly to him, clutching the notebook in your hands as you shyly utter the standard introduction and shot your questions.
fortunately, every boy was super sweet and understanding, especially kita, aran and suna. they all made you feel more comfortable with their super chill aura and replies.
next on the list were, well, our beloved little brats - the miya brothers. walking up to them felt like you were dragging your feet chained with the heaviest of shackles - the thought of talking to THE miyas was enough to make your brain go on overdrive.
ah, the life of a hardcore simp. don't we all love it.
you decided to first go over to osamu, as he was usually the chiller of the two - and just as you thought, talking to him was definitely pleasant and calmed your anxiety ever so slightly.
he provided you with the needed information and you made your way over to the older twin, playing with the corner of the paper even more nervously than before. taking a deep breath, your mind went blank, your heart beating faster and faster with each passing second--
"h-hey! what would you like to eat today?"
ah, fuck. you forgot the introduction. and that was not-- that definitely wasn't the exact question you wanted to ask.
aw man, the embarrassment you felt in that moment was just unbelievable. face fully red, you tried to correct yourself but words just wouldn't leave your agape mouth.
turning around, atsumu's face had a look of... disgust? on it? as he held a volleyball in between his hands, he quickly turned to his brother, eyes furrowed in a mix between disgust and confusion.
"'samu, the hell is this?! ya ass, why'd ya lie to me like that?? ya told me the new girl ain't a fan of us! why is she asking me out for lunch then, huh??"
your heart dropped. asking him? out? for lunch?
what the hell?
who the FUCK does he think he is?
yeah, you are a simp for him. yes, you do actually have a crush on him.
but you're NOT about to be humiliated like that in front of everyone. no one can do that to you, not even your biggest fictional crush. or, well, physical crush at this point.
every drop of embarrassment disappeared from your face immediately after your brain processed atsumu's comment. my man's actually this cocky, huh?
if there's one thing you absolutely couldn't stand is people who think of themselves so highly, just like our beloved atsumu here.
little did he know, you ain't having any of his shit. not today, not ever.
- "i was only trying to ask what you like to eat daily, to write it down as a part of your daily diet." your eyes digging daggers into the blonde's skull, voice gone absolutely cold from anger, no traces from anxiety left in it.
"not to be rude but if i had to choose between eating lunch with you or starving till i die, i'd pick starving in a heartbeat." your tone rose a bit at the end to put emphasis on the words coming out of your mouth, emotion slipping out ever so slightly.
...to say atsumu was taken aback would be an understatement. he sure as hell wasn't expecting someone to change their demeanor so fast, with such intensity. especially not... someone he thought was his 'fan'.
"what? are you gonna speak or not? i don't have all day." glaring at him, you put your hands on your hips, a very passive aggressive smirk making it's way on your face.
"actually, take your time. maybe if you took enough time to think before you spoke, you wouldn't have sounded like such an ass. i'll be on the bench if you need me, mr. famous."
with that, you turned on your heel, irately walking to the bench, not taking one look back at the group of boys.
your words forced a stuffed giggle out of suna's and osamu's mouths, making atsumu's nerve pop out animatedly as he tried to defend himself to no avail.
maybe, perhaps, miya atsumu was not as worthy of simping as you had thought. and maybe, perhaps, he also made a lapse of judgement there, alas, he'd never be able to admit it.
because, after all, miya atsumu is always right.
you technically are his fan. after all, you're his biggest simp and always will be.
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axther · 4 years
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Heyo, can I get a bnha matchup? I'm a bisexual ENTP, but am mistaken as an introvert often due to being bad at social interaction and liking alone time. I talk a lot with people I'm comfortable with though. Sometimes I joke in serious situations. I don't worry that much and am carefree, though I can get randomly anxious sometimes. I'm a bit bad with emotions, but I've been told I can cheer people up because I'm optimistic. I'm a deep thinker and have been told a lot I'm smart.
Fnkdaofdnskao i really took a hot second with this one tbh 🥴 but here u go!! Also, since there was no gender listed, i just went w they/them pronouns!! If u want smth different, then just hmu and i can change it!! Also, i am so sorry i made the second one as more of a scenario?? And it was...oof. yikes. Sorry. This has become my style. Scenarios disguised as matchups. Im a liar 
AS OF 05/25/2020 IM A LIAR ITS OUT TONIGHTTTT
#1 is…Denki! 
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okokokokok SO
Y’all meet during a training exercise! 
It’s something similar to USJ, except it’s across several different schools and classes
And y’all had to find a bunch of objects 
So there’s a mixed bundle of people 
It’s a sort of competition
And everyone is sweating bullets 
And honestly??
You’re just vibin
And i mean this like, you don’t really seem concerned. 
You’re just chilling while everyone’s fighting, trying to find the best solution. 
Naturally, you’re worried, too
But you know that it’s kinda useless to try and talk over Monoma and Bakugou 
Now
Denki’s staying pretty quiet, too. 
While it looks like he’s just vibing, too, but honestly? 
He’s crazy nervous 
Because here are all these super talented heroes-to-be, he feels like he’s gonna be glossed over 
So as everyone’s duking it out, the two of you are just kinda...hanging in there
Now the thing is 
You guys are avoiding eye contact. 
Not in the sense of ‘oh my god, you atrocity to man,’ 
But in the ‘two bros chilling in a hot tub’ way. 
So as the entire thing is falling on its head
You look over and notice that he’s trying desperately to remain chill. 
He’s kinda fiddling with himself
And you nudge him a bit 
And as he turns to look at you, you may or may not be screaming ‘what the FUCK did I just do??????’ in your head
But when he faces you, you just give him a thumbs up 
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Like that 
And he’s kinda at a loss 
But he takes it, and gives you a smile and a big ol’ thumbs-up, too!! 
There’s no interaction again, until he nudges you 
“Do you think they’ll come up with something?” 
You shrug. 
“Considering that the only brain cell in my class went to the Class Rep, and it doesn’t look like these guys their class brain cell, I don’t think so.” 
Denki pulls back a snort before wiping his smirk off his face. 
“Do you think...we could try? On our own?” 
“Maybe.” You shrug again. “You’re the shock quirk user, right?” 
Denki is stunned
Did someone remember him? 
Woah
From here on out consider him whipped 
“Yeah! What’s your quirk?” 
“Crystallian.” 
You watch his face go through a journey of emotions before settling on muffled confusion. 
“Warping, basic elemental magic.” You play with some of your hair. “It’s all tied to a crystal I keep at home. If it’s safe, I’m safe.” 
Denki nods.
He hadn’t heard of quirks where they have a variety of unrelated uses 
But he’s there for it!! 
You two begin to make your own plan to succeed in the exercise 
And once y’all look over and realise that the arguing isn’t going to change, thanks to Monoma egging Bakugou on 
Y’all dip 
And by that, I mean you warp him and yourself to the highest point in the building 
Took one (1) look at the lights 
Shared a glance 
And y’all took out the power
Within about thirty minutes, y’all have all the goods!! 
Most folks are still trying to get used to the lack of light
So when your group presents the stuff to the teachers, Aizawa is tired but takes it 
And so you guys pass!! 
You and Denki talk more after 
And he finds out that you’re part of a special school for kids with special quirks
Which off the bat sounds really bad 
But you meet folks that are like you
and you tell him that he’d probably fit right in. 
He’s over the moon!!! For once!! 
Someone that takes him seriously!! 
Y’all exchange numbers and the entire class can’t begin to fathom that holy shit Denki Kaminari got a s/o before anyone else in the class
Throws them all for a loop
And meanwhile Denki’s thriving w hugs and cuddles 
#2 is…Momo! 
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Momo is...complicated
She’s in a rich family with a strong quirk
She’s got more than enough pressure on her shoulders
Especially since she was in 1-A, so the entire literal country of Japan has their eyes on her 
And all the while she’s doing her best to focus, focus, focus
She wanted one day where she could be like Mina, Ochako, Tooru, Jirou, Tsu…
Normal.
So she does it
One morning, while her parents are gone, and before anyone else is awake
She ties her hair up and places it into a gaudy blonde wig 
(Which was a massive pain in the ass, but that was the price of freedom) 
She dons sunglasses, an outfit that in any other case she would die being caught in
Leaves her phone on her bed
Tiptoes down the stairs 
And leaves 
The moment she’s past the gates of her house and out of view, she lets out an enormous sigh 
She has no idea what she’s going to do 
But her heart races a little, because that was the beauty of it!!
She finally had no rules, short of the law 
So she waltzes down the road, the city wakes up, and as the first hour drips by, she notices a distinct wave of youth
They’re not doing much, just relaxing in cafes and alleys
and Momo wonders if anyone is planning to send truant police
but considering she’s doing the same exact thing, she’s not gonna call them out  
But as she passes by an arcade, she notices a group
They’re a bit more subdued than most of the others, just watching one of their friends play a dancing game and fail horribly
But most notably, Momo sees you 
You’re snorting at the lanky girl who’s tripping over her own feet, but at the same time, it looks like you’re cheering her on 
Momo’s curious, of course, but she also doesn’t want to intrude 
But then one of them, a boy, turns and waves her over
She jumps because oh my god and makes her way over 
“Hey, did you want to play? Sorry that Tsukki was hogging the game.” The boy says, and you turn and glance at her. 
At first, Momo’s wondering if she should really join in, but then she sees you, fully…
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Unfortunately, you seem a bit closed off because you start talking to the last member of the party 
Momo brushes it off and nods quickly
because goddamnit that’s what she’s here for
being a normal teenager
So she starts playing Tsukki
And Momo wipes the floor with her 
Tsukki takes it well, fortunately, but it sparks conversation 
“Where’d you learn to play?” The boy, Seong-Jin, kept on asking 
Momo wasn’t crazy comfortable telling the Korean transfer student that she had ballroom classes 
But as she’s about to make an excuse
She sees Present Mic out of the corner of her eye 
And immediately panics 
But before she can tell the four that she needs to hide, you come in clutch
You notice her look of panic and take off your jacket
And you drape it over her and pull up the hoodie. 
At that point, all you can see is the bottom half of her face 
(seeing as she never took off her sunglasses) 
And a tuft of blonde hair 
Present Mic even pops by for a second to ask how the kids were doing, and he didn’t recognise Momo
So crisis averted 
Almost immediately afterwards, the five bail from the arcade and ask Momo why she freaked out 
But then you speak up 
“She doesn’t have to tell us. But next time you might need to bail, feel free.” 
You gave her a soft smile, and when I tell you Momo’s face lights up 
You two stick together for the rest of the day 
And Seong-Jin, Tsukki, and the last person, Keito, are here for it
Bit by bit, they start separating into groups 
That is, the Momo/YN group and the Everyone Else group 
Soon enough, the three disappear to do something while Tsukki is shouting
And you and momo decide to take a break by a cafe, on a wall with foliage hitting your back 
and you guys are talking as the sun begins to set 
You guys talk about everything and anything 
And Momo confesses it was the most fun she had in years 
The way you talk to her is almost methodical, with how you seemed to tip toe around any insinuations or trauma.
“I know I only met you today, but if you ever need a place to crash…”  
You trail off, playing a bit with your hands, but more out of awkwardness than anxiety.
Momo’s heart swells. 
She manages out a ‘thank you’ before hesitantly leaning on your shoulder 
And you take a deeeepp breath in 
But you don’t nudge her off
And slowly she begins to fall asleep, and her wig is tilted and her sunglasses are askew
but you glance at her out of the corner of your eyes and give a soft smile 
(that was not the last time you two met, and five years later at the altar, she’s wearing the same damn wig) 
#3 is...Kirishima! 
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PINING
This sounds really simple 
But Kirishima would absolutely pine after you for 3.8 million years
Y’all went to the same middle school and you were friends 
And he’s all over you 
Sometime between the first and third year of middle school he just fell head over heels 
And so he tags along with you the entire time 
But after the Giant Figure incident, and he says he’s won’t go to U.A., you get lowkey pissed 
You tell him that he’s worked so hard, he’s come so far, why give up now, he’s only fourteen for god’s sake. 
But he doesn’t listen
And you two don’t talk after that 
After he decides to go for it and not live a life of regrets, he’s doing his best to become someone he wants to be 
But the biggest looming regret he had was the fallout with you
And it was a nasty fall out-parents stopped talking, kids took sides, teachers knew 
You went to a completely different school than what he thought you were
And he was pretty sure that due to the fallout and the constant movement of time, you changed your number 
So he knew it wasn’t going to be as easy as just saying ‘You were right, sorry.’ 
It starts consuming him
Half of U.A. knows that he’s thinking about something 
But it comes to a head when he’s sparring against Bakugou 
And all he’s really doing is blocking
And bakugou loses his shit
“Get your fucking head out of the clouds and focus!” 
“Sorry, dude!” 
“What the fuck has you acting so damn stupid?” 
Kirishima tells Bakugou, who gets it, but doesn’t really try to help 
“Just tell her.” He hisses 
But Kirishima’s nervous 
And by the end of the week, he’s gotten a flurry of suggestions 
People are coming up to him left and right, telling him what to do
And he just gets overwhelmed
On Saturday, he locks himself in his room until Mina knocks 
She comes in and they start talking about you 
And she mentions that she has your number, and that it really would matter if Kirishima was the one to text first
“YN supported you, and then it got rubbed in the dirt, and then ignored again. You need to be the one to say it, honestly, otherwise it’ll mean nothing.” 
So he gets to work
He spends the rest of saturday trying to write it all out his emotions 
But eventually he gives on getting them all neat and tidy, and just lets them ooze out 
Sunday morning he gets up early and types it all out, willing his hands not to shake too much 
Mina and Bakugou are there with him, and though Mina keeps making jokes and Bakugou doesn’t offer much in way of help, they’re there to support him 
So when he sends it and lets out a sigh, Bakugou pats him on the back
“And now, we wait.” Mina murmurs, watching the phone with wide eyes. 
And watching
And watching
And watching
And three days pass before Kirishima gets any sort of response 
He’s expecting to be chewed out, to get the text equivalent of a teary welcome back
Not fucking eight ball. 
But he clicks on it 
And he wins, surprisingly 
There’s a moment between his win and your text where he doesn’t dare breathe, just stand still 
Before you text back 
So. 
ur in ua huh 
guess you did it after all. 
Yeah. 
Again, sorry. I didn’t think a lot of stuff through back then. 
figures lmao 
u free next week? 
For you? 
I always am. 
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disneydreamlights · 7 years
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I don't feel like picking questions so just use a randomizer or something to get like ten-fifteenish questions per ship, kthx. Ticole, Skyuuya, Cafe OT3, NiNick, Mirai/Fallon, Chrobin, VanAqua
Thank my birthday weekend, this shouldn’t have taken that long.
Ticole:
2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?
Even though Tip isn’t too big, Nicole’s so tiny she really wouldn’t be able to be anything else but the little spoon, not that she complains about it.
5. Who usually has nightmares?
While they both probably have them, Tip experiences them with alarming frequency I can easily imagine, especially post SE. Nicole very often is spending time up late consoling him.
9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?
Tip’s a god in the kitchen, I’d imagine this stuff is made by him too. owo
18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?
They’re both cat people, I guess Tip would be more of a dog person than Nicole considering she’s kinda terrified of them, but he’s still a cat person in the end.
22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?
So for their first Valentine’s Day Tip has never heard of the holiday so of course Nicole ropes in Ian to help her and she makes Valentine’s Day this really nice fanfare and goes all out...
Tip then decides that every Valentine’s Day needs to be that insanely fun and goes all out on it to make it the best Valentine’s Day for Nicole ever. It’s probably adorable.
31. Who is more affectionate?
Definitely Tip, it’s not that Nicole’s not affectionate, I just see Tip as that ridiculously affectionate puppy type character who follows Nicole around being adorable.
32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?
Sleep drunk Nicole wakes up Tip and starts bugging him about stupidly deep stuff while the boy is half asleep and all she wants to do is start cuddling him while rambling about this stuff.
When they get older, the conversations start getting more realistic deep stuff and happen a lot less sleep drunk, but Nicole still brings them up.
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
“If lost return to Nicole.” “I am Nicole.”
38. Who likes to star gaze?
I really like the idea of the two of them just going out and looking at the stars and being adorable together over it. So both of them.
48. Who loses stuff?
Neither tbh, they’re both really good about keeping track of things.
Skyuuya:
1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?
Sky functions as both, but prefers the day a lot of times. I see Yuuya very much as a night owl who can function during the day tbh.
4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?
Sky purposefully pretends to be asleep even though she normally gets up at the crack of dawn just so she can wake up to a few kisses from Yuuya.
8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?
Both are in pajamas most of the time, I can very easily see Yuuya as the type of person to fall asleep in his underwear a few times though without thinking about it.
16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?
Sky gets uncomfortable in them, but only if they don’t have a very sturdy shelter around them, otherwise it’s probably neither of them.
21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?
Do obsessions over younger siblings count because these overprotective siblings are both obsessed with their younger sibling’s happiness. owo’
27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?
I don’t think either of them would sing in the shower, and while Sky would certainly like to take a long shower, the life they lead basically forces the two into taking showers as quickly as possible. Never know when despair might be ready to fuck you over. 
28. Who is the book worm?
Both, but especially Sky, she’s super into reading and could spend literally hours pouring over a book.
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
“If lost return to Sky.” “I am Sky” They both know who the more responsible one is. XD
37. Height difference or age difference?
I think they’re around the same age as each other. As for height differences Yuuya’s taller than Sky for sure.
43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?
Sky wins the stuffed animals for herself, Yuuya tries to do it, and he probably could if she’d let him, but she’s too determined and also too good so really in most cases she just does it for herself.
Cafe OT3:
5. Who usually has nightmares?
Kat has them more frequently when her anxieties get the better of her, particularly when it comes to her near “failures” during the adventure.
...Chris has them so much worse though, especially after coming back to life.
6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 
...Don’t let Kat get sleep drunk. Just don’t. It’s a horrible idea, she’ll get super deep and rambly over everything.
7. Who sweats the small stuff?
...Well gee, I wonder when this OT3 has miss anxiety in it.
20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?
Dorothy’s most dominant, Kat’s most submissive because she pretty much goes along with everything. Chris falls in the middle.
24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener?
Chris is great for listening to both his girlfriends when they tend to be having problems, I mean he’s not always great at solutions, but he likes listening to them talk and/or letting them vent when they need it.
26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?
I genuinely see Chris with a candy obsession worse than my own. Dorothy’s probably the healthiest eater of the trio.
35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?
I’d imagine Kat and Dorothy both do when it comes to showing Chris the holidays, but Kat’s an Apprentice, it’s in her blood to go overboard on the holidays.
36. Who is the social media addict?
The closest any of them get is Kat runs a music youtube/vlogging channel.
41. Who cries during sad movies?
Chris is just flat out in tears over it, and Kat’s blubbering herself while trying to console him. They both need Dorothy to calm the two of them down during the sad scenes.
Kat gets extra emotional though if it’s a Disney movie. Especially the scene in Bambi where Bambi loses his mom.
42. Who is the neat freak?
I feel like Kat and Dorothy take equal responsibility over this. Probably a bit more towards Dorothy than Kat though.
NiNick:
6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?
As somebody who has a difficult time being up in the morning at a reasonable time, Nina often gets deep emotional sleep drunk during the day, Nick has the reverse problem at night.
11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?
They’re both up for a good romance movie 95% of the time, but sometimes Nick will put in a horror movie just because when Nina gets scared she’ll choose to cuddle him. Good way to get cuddles after all.
12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?
Nina is smol, Nick is tol. XD
21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?
Nina has a Disney obsession worse than mine and that is saying something...I’d imagine both of them might also have a tiny sex obsession, just a small one. owo’
26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?
Nick probably tries to convince Nina to eat healthily...key word here being tries. He doesn’t do a very good job of succeeding though.
31. Who is more affectionate?
Is both a fair answer? I mean I guess Nina’s a bit more so since she’s an affectionate little kitty, but I could really see it going either way.
32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?
I had to give this one a lot of thought, but in the end I’m definitely gonna go with Nina probably bringing it up since she has the capacity to take things more seriously than he does.
35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?
Both, Nina goes more overboard though, I think. XD
37. Height difference or age difference?
...Height difference, Nick is like a foot taller than Nina.
44. Who is active/ Who is lazy? 
Once Nina is awake, she is literally the most active person on the face of the planet and even Nick, who is not lazy, can’t keep up with her. Before she actually wakes up however...she won’t move from the bed. She literally has to be carried out of bed half the time if she doesn’t have a definitive reason to move.
Mirai/Fallon:
1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?
Mirai’s up bright and early a lot of the time, Fallon stays up wait working on some kind of experiment and is only up early if she has to, and has coffee.
2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?
Fallon big spoon, Mirai little spoon. :3
5. Who usually has nightmares?
Believe it or not, I give this one to Fallon. Mirai had a pretty okay childhood besides some bullying issues, and since she tries not to dwell on it, it doesn’t affect her psyche and while maybe post ST she experiences some pretty severe ones, overall the girl makes it out okay on the nightmare front.
I feel like Fallon, on the otherhand, has nightmares that would be terrifying to her and her alone. 
11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?
Mirai’s a little romantic at heart and would love to watch romance. Fallon likes horror, but never puts them on because they scare poor Mirai. ;w;
13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?
This is literally Mirai the poor girl is probably scared of her own shadow sometimes.
16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?
Mirai hates the noise, but loves the rain, so she’ll often end up scared, but watching the rain fall down to calm herself.
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
Of course the randomizer spits it out for a ship I don’t see being as likely to do it.
Fallon probably does it if Mirai begs enough, so...
“If lost return to Fallon.” “I am Fallon.”
40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?
Fallon shouldn’t be a parent imo, but I guess it really depends on your definition of fun. If you want experiments with the dead you’ll probably find her more fun than Mirai.
41. Who cries during sad movies?
Mirai. XD
48. Who loses stuff?
Mirai accidentally misplaces things from time to time, but Fallon’s probably the one who’s more likely to get engrossed in something and lose something.
Chrobin:
5. Who usually has nightmares?
I’M ALL FOR ROBIN HAVING A SHIT TON OF NIGHTMARES POST GRIMA OKAY. They’re just so scared of being possessed again and even though Chrom tells them it’s okay they keep having dreams where they killed Chrom again and again and again and they can never escape them.
6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day? 
Chrom gets super deep and rambly and sleep drunk in the middle of the night and Robin is just like “Chrom shut up go to sleep.”
These deep sleep drunk comments are of course mixed in with things like “I’m Naga and you’re Grima so that means when we’re together both the dragons are having sex right?” but you know he does have them sometimes.
20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?
Robin’s dominant, Chrom is submissive.
23. Who asks who out on the first date?
Well since Chrom proposes in game he probably asks Robin out first because they would never actually confess to him because of the difference in status.
25. Who wears the other ones clothes?
Robin lends Chrom their cloak all the time because he refuses to dress warmly so he’s just out in the cold with one arm exposed and so Robin just throws it at him like “You’re going to freeze otherwise.”
30. Who likes long walks on the beach?
Chrom, he uses them to make new memories for Robin.
34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?
“If lost return to Robin.” “I am Robin.” Lissa sees them in these shirts once, bursts out laughing, and literally never lets Chrom live it down for the rest of his life.
43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?
Chrom tries to win them for Robin, but can literally never do it for them so they end up having to win the stuffed animals for themself, and then for Chrom later when he sees one he wants and still can’t win the carnival game.
44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?
Robin is always doing something, Chrom has to convince them to take a break pretty much. Chrom is a lot more laid back, so he’s got a bit more of a lazy streak,  but he’s still pretty active.
48. Who loses stuff?
You’d think Chrom would be the worst offender of this and admittedly he’s pretty bad but no, Robin is so much worse about this because they just get their nose stuck in some strategy book and then just epically fail at keeping track of shit.
VanAqua:
1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?
Aqua’s very used to getting up early due to training since Eraqus always started training early, Vanitas very much loves the night.
5. Who usually has nightmares?
Both do. Aqua has a lot of nightmares after her time in the realm of darkness and Vanitas...he has like a billion and one from his time with Xehanort when the old man abused him.
19. Who loves to call the other one cute names?
Aqua takes to calling him “Van” or “Vani” a lot of times as a way to shorten his name, but for the most part neither one of them really uses any cute nicknames.
31. Who is more affectionate?
Aqua starts off as more affectionate but the truth is Vanitas is very starved for affection so once he starts getting it and figuring out what it is he starts giving it to anybody who gives him affection very, very frequently, and that includes Aqua.
33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt?
Vanitas 110% wears sin, Aqua only puts on the not guilty t-shirt after he begs her to do it because he finds it funny. She gets her revenge with the “If lost return to...” and “I’m...” shirts. XD
38. Who likes to star gaze?
Aqua, she had to convince Vanitas to go out and look at the stars with her the first time they did it.
43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?
...Listen I’m not saying Vanitas takes a love of stuffed animals from Ven, but Vanitas gains a love of stuffed animals from Ven, so he bugs Aqua about winning it for him.
47. Who has the more complex coffee order? 
So while Vanitas is super picky about his coffee to begin with and probably would’ve only drank it this way anyways, he purposefully picks the most complex coffee drink in the world, meanwhile Aqua’s just like basic cream and some sugar person. 
He also purposefully does this and makes his orders worse if we’re dealing with a coffee shop AU and Aqua’s a barista.
49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?
Vanitas tries to take the wheel but Aqua will literally refuse to let him drive because he’s kinda really bad at it, so she’s the driver most of the time.
50. Who is the hopeless romantic?
Aqua’s such a hopeless romantic, Vanitas wants to shake her view of this but really he fails and she probably does a much better job of convincing him of her own romantic view points.
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