Mike cries after the first byler kiss, you didn’t hear it from me.

You know, I’m pretty similar to Jerma sometimes. Jerma has pure charisma, strangeness, and personality in him at all times, like it’s an essence flowing through his bloodstream constantly. This essence could be referred to as Jerma Juice. Now, back to what I was talking about earlier. I do have a lot of rather unhinged moments that are kind of similar to some funny moments from Jerma’s streams. I also have brown hair like him, but he has blue eyes and I have brown. But you know who also has blue eyes? My dad. Now, Jerma is almost 40, and he is conventionally attractive, so I think it’s not impossible that Jerma could secretly be my father. It does make sense after all, considering how I somewhat look and act like him. Jerma Juice must slowly concentrate more in your bloodstream with age, through, as my blood is nowhere near as saturated as his. If that’s true, I would have to wait years before I could attain his full power, but there is an alternate theory that I have. Jerma Juice could concentrate more in your bloodstream the more your body grows. If that’s true, then I’m much closer to achieving Jerma’s full power, since I’m only 4 inches shorter than him and less than half his age. I’d still have to wait a while, or perhaps use one of those stretchy torture things they used in medieval times, but I would have his power in about 5 to 10 years. Once I have the same amount of power as him, I can find him wherever he lives and fight him to the death. Once I win, which I obviously will, I can absorb even more Jerma Juice straight from the source and become the ultimate Jerma. I’ll also have control over his channel, and with control of his massively followed Twitch channel and twice the power he had, I can host the best Fortnite streams known to man. Everybody will come to watch these Fortnite streams, and they’ll all fear and respect my power so much that they won’t even try to kill me in the game anymore. I’ll get a victory royale every time I play, until I get so many that Epic Games themselves will be forced to acknowledge that I’m so good at their game that I deserve it more than they do, and give complete ownership of Fortnite to me. Once I get control of Fortnite, I will give myself every cosmetic, create ones for myself, and even have an official Sonic and Fortnite collaboration. I’ll also unvault every item and weapon, every location, and add a million new ones as well. It will be the ultimate battle royale. Once everyone is playing this battle royale, which will be universally revered as the best video game ever, I will hire the desperate and out of work Epic Games employees to create VR technology so real that everything that happens in the game will happen in real life. I’ll send these VR headsets to everyone who is playing my version of Fortnite, which is everyone on Earth, and every last one of them will be transported into the game. I will participate myself as well, and I will win a game of Ultimate Fortnite against the entire Earth. Then, after I have achieved my final victory royale, I’ll probably take a nap. Doing all that in a single day will probably be pretty exhausting, and as the last person on Earth I’ll have to be pretty well rested

are you trying to flirt with me rn

lowkey if i had the time i would so write a girlcedes and fem!lestappen fics where nico and lewis go through all the shit of the late 00's and early 10's as the first female f1 drivers and then it implodes in 2015/2016 and everyones saying that the silver wars just a catfight and "oh what do you expect with girls on the team" (bc we all know journalists would call them girls not women lol) which is exactly the period of time where max is coming into f1 and charles is coming up the f3 and f2 ranks which means they've got usual misogyny and the "look at merc obviously women in the sport doesn't work" and the consequences of that likely being that lestappen refuse to publicly engage with each other (and also defo 2019 gets called like the f1 catfight 2.0 bc god forbid women have emotions)

the resolution is of course endgame lestappen and like bittersweet girlcedes

I’m not going to reblog the post again because it’s long but I still think Jin Guangyao + Encanto is an inspired combination.

“Hey look there’s Jiang-guniang, you can marry my brother if you wanna but between you and me he’s kind of a prima donna—”

Tsum boss battle-

bonus(?) and wip stuff under readmore (lol)

I would play a twst rpg - Deuce would be a good heavy physical defense and physical attacker methinks

wips - 'lineart' and the original deuce and tsum sketch that i deemed too boring, so the boss battle was drawn instead lol

POV: you're Sokka and you're desperately trying to get to know the cute emo linecook from the restaurant next door but whenever he's on smokebreak his greasy stoner boyfriend is also there.

queen Zelda and baby Zelda <3

okay but sports actually get me so riled up too. especially soccer. i fucking LOVE going to soccer games and booing back at the people booing at us bc of our opposing jerseys. i fucking LOVE the chants before the games, outside of the stadium and inside, and I love cheering and excitement with people around me when our team makes a goal or a goal is blocked

HAPPY APRIL 1st, i wrote a fic about the suez canal fiasco bc it's still the funniest thing that's ever happened. synopsis is "grumpy gods from different mythologies argue over whose job it is to unstick the goddamn boat"

thinkin about being fucked against the wall, im sorry :(

want simon to press his face on the crook of your neck, breathing you in, growling at how good you smell. at how good you feel around his cock – so warm, so tight.

"y'r doin' so good f'r me, princess," he whimpers, so overwhelmed that he has to pause and muffle his moans on your skin, trying to stop the pleasure razing through him because he doesn't want to cum yet. not so soon.

you mewl at the feeling of being stuffed and simon presses his hand on your mouth to smother your moans.

"shh," he whispers, wet lips still trailing kisses on your neck. "not too loud, sweet'art. you'll get us caught."

your breath hitches at his words, the world trickling back into your senses, snapping you out of your drunken pleasure.

"fuck," simon snarls, raggedly breathing in.

he pulls away from nuzzling your body to look into your wide eyes. simon groans at what he sees. "naughty girl."

been thinking about this guy. Xero gives me huge samurai vibes so I tried to play around with his design, gave him katanas and stuff. still learning:)

Those wacky skeletons ♥ (Patreon)

hi!! same anon here you dont have to take this as a request bc i just wanted to get this out of my chest yandere or at least obssesive averatio where both overstim the hell out of reader (lowkey mindbreak if you're comfy about that??) after reader rejects their advances NOT OUT OF HATE or anything but bc their insecurities got the best of them and either thought the two were just messing w them or they have abandonment issues (i do not have the second one whatever do you mean i am not projecting do not percieve me) no offense to these two but they look like the ppl to mess w your heart n leave you to rot

mb some predator/prey (they both hunt you down after you avoid them both and as ratio wisely said "what do you do with a cornered prey? hunt it to death" AUGHAHSGA) aphrodisiacs, drugging, etc. anyways after that you best bet you'll be too dumb to ever think of something as stupid as that, and sure, yes ratio hates idiots but well..... you will be the only exception given how cute you look all fucked out and broken on their bed with their cocks deep inside you <3

SKLDJALSDJAL HELP i feel awfully embarrassed w writing this lmao scuse me while i bleach my head.

i am very sorry this took so long </3 i wrote this as a fic at first but i lost motivation so now it’s just in the form of brain rot :(

oh no :( poor reader with insecurities from your past relationships thinking every man out there is a liar, especially the two that gave their hearts to you :( running away from them is a smart move because we don’t trust men in this household!

but you forget how annoying they can be when it comes to getting what they want, and they want you (´▽｀) so don’t be surprised when you find yourself feeling scared out of your mind walking home alone and feeling like you’re being watched! or when you find certain luxury items randomly appearing in your room! or the slightest hint of their cologne when you wake up every morning! because you asked for this by running away 😵‍💫

this was supposed to be holiday for you — coming to penacony, but the headache and blurry room before you has you panicking! you best know that no one is coming to save you when you’re running through the reverie hotel like a lost bunny when you receive a letter saying they’ll have you tonight! and if you think you had any chance of escape, you’re so wrong 😖

oh, and don’t let them know that you’re afraid, it only spurs them on! hunting you down through the corridors of the hotel is so adrenaline inducing for them <3 running shouldn’t be so hard though, so why do you feel as if your legs are going to give out any second? oh right, the drink! they probably drugged it, seems like something they would do

an exasperated gasp leaves you when you finally let your body fall, eyes closing, preparing for impact. and the next thing you know you wake up, hands tied above you to the headboard, your body completely bare. you’d struggle with all your might, soft whines sounding at the back of your throat when you spot the two of them hiding in the shadows, staring down at you with those bright, lust-filled eyes

oh, you’re so dead

your body feels like it’s on fire, desperately needing release, needing someone to touch you, anyone. your voice betrays you as whimpers leave you when they stalk towards you, their burning gaze not helping with the burning sensation.

you really did think you could escape! so why’re you here, tied and unable to move? tears fall as you lock eyes with veritas ratio, your fight or flight kicking in when he reaches out to caress your cheek, wiping the tears away. laughter sounds from aventurine on the other side of the bed, you’re just so naive! all he wants to do is to love and break you until you’re a sobbing mess beneath him 😵‍💫 so don’t blame him when he kisses you, he just can’t help it anymore, not when you’re already shaking when all they did was drug your drink and reveal themselves to you after months of stalking :(

the aphrodisiac is making you incredibly sensitive to their touch, which is perfect for them because that would mean hearing your sweet cries of pleasure! you best prepare yourself though, because they’re not stopping until you’re about to pass out 🧎🏻‍♀️ they haven’t had you for months, nobody is going to stop them from worshipping you, not even yourself.

you’ll be so overstimulated by the end of the night that even just innocent touches can have you whining and trembling like a leaf (^^)

“you really think you can run from us?” — veritas ratio

“who you knew you were so filthy, hmm? you wanted us to hunt you down, didn’t you? dirty, dirty girl.” — veritas ratio

“missed you so much, pretty girl.” — aventurine

“stop? now why would we do that? you’re clearly enjoying this. look at you, making such a mess on my cock.” — aventurine

Your gasp caught in your throat as he pressed against you harder.

And god—god help you but fuck. Oh fuck—

You felt self-restraint in tight muscles, felt raw desire as hands grasped, palmed, and caressed your hips and ass. His huff of frustration kissed the crook of your neck and you could only let out a throaty laugh in response.

Oh, but the feel of his dick pressed against you...

My god.

You both were falling apart at the seams but YOU, you damn tease, you goddamn craving, his fucking obsession, YOU—

You fucking goad him. You beg him. And fuck if it doesn't sound like sweet music to his ears.

"Baby... Darling," you whisper, primal urge coating the air, "Fuck me."

He says nothing.

But a visceral snarl, flowing through your body like electric currents, told you everything you needed to know.

He's gonna deliver.

Lmao so I finally done drawing a lineup of P3 cast in my Highschool AU. Call them wokesona or something ahskskskskasosk

Guild Wars 2 OC stuff: So I finally figured out the full body design for Vallotash (Mordremoth's Scion a.k.a. who Mourynn actually is) They're more or less the same person, but it's complicated, but leans more to Vall believing she's Mourynn and kind of is since she inhabits her body and memories, but is technically an imposter and is very depressed and in denial about it. Inspiration from Jahai Bluffs: "Are you a dragon dreaming that it's a hero? If you were, how would you know?" (also it's my tumblr banner lol) I'm still sketching out the origin story to explain how this happens, but for now here is this sketch bc I am happy with how this turned out and wanted to post it early. It's basically self preservation turned to parasitism to accidental death of host to unintentional identity theft out of guilt/tribute + memory absorption to make her think she's the sapling + amnesia about the whole event taking place over the span of a year stuck in the dream (to super condense her origin lore). I'll finish these sketches once I'm done her origin story pages, or if I get possessed to do it earlier bc I'm still happy with how this turned out and might want to keep working on it sooner, hehe.

Here is more sketches of Mourynn/Vallotash under the cut:

She has some simpler looks for when she's flattened down. She looks SO SILLY but I love it. Beware the Scion of Mordremoth: This freaking wiggly silly noodle thing. A terrifying menace!! Beloathed parasite daughter vine of the mighty Jungle Elder Dragon!! /does a snake blep (Also the first two head sketches I did of her from last year when she still didn't have a body designed yet lmao. I still have to figure out how large she actually is, as well as her colouration. She'll have to match Mourynn's, so she's gonna be a funny mix of the colours in the cool spectrum, which doesn't look very plant-like, but sylvari can be all different colours, and she has the whole poisonous/hallucinogenic thing going on, as well as some Soo-won influence bc she's based off a leafy sea dragon and is very attuned to water, so it kinda works yeah????) I also have no idea what her large chin whisker things are supposed to be. I just kind of made them up on the spot and fell in love with them, so they're STAYING, even if they make no sense. I mostly just love that they'd look so cool underwater and while glowing in the dark, and they are vaguely alien and jellyfish-like.