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#to wake up April 1st and see the entire news cycle saying the boat has been unstuck and having to fact check the hell out of it???
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HAPPY APRIL 1st, i wrote a fic about the suez canal fiasco bc it's still the funniest thing that's ever happened. synopsis is "grumpy gods from different mythologies argue over whose job it is to unstick the goddamn boat"
#you cannot. you cannot imagine. your imagination cannot ENCAPSULATE
#the immense BREADTH of my disappointment when the Ever Given got unstuck on March 29th
#just DAYS SHORT OF APRIL FOOL'S DAY
#can you imagine. can you flipping. ENVISION. what that human experience would have been like?
#to wake up April 1st and see the entire news cycle saying the boat has been unstuck and having to fact check the hell out of it???
#and spending ALL DAY WONDERING?????
#because you THINK you know. you're almost CERTAIN you know......but WHAT IF?????????
#that's the timeline i belonged in i was ROBBED
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