jingheng nuis (squish squish)

🌊 March babies, your birthstone is aquamarine! Find your birthstone and more in the Museum’s Halls of Gems and Minerals.

Logging into @theayesphere Tumblr to post links and realizing Tumblr live isn't snoozed anymore

Do you have a good reason to steal the ship? I am having what you humans call a hunch.

Draw buff Spottedleaf beating Thistleclaw please thank you 🙏

Felt i needed a little brain break to ease my mind

My horse must think I'm queer or whatever that poem in malevolent said idk

oh my god does vlad's plasmius ghost suit look like that because he subconsciously (or purposefully) was copying jack and maddie's suits. is that what it is. IS THAT WHAT IT—

I want to strangle him

Lovingly

An affection strangulation if you will

Lyss be stressed over college because i over think things before even starting! Feat. College explaining important decision AFTER asking me to make said important decision

I found this old gif of your ghost au in my files never ended up finishing it so I’m just gonna drop it here:’D

OWJEOWHEJAHS OMG???? SCREAMS THIS IS GOLDEN AUGH

eye drew a little something cool…

“how is Alex losing to a cat” SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!!

The Number One Bruin Goalie Fan is the Other Bruin Goalie

hey did you guys know that i like moon sua

statistically this has definitely been done but while hearing a lyric in a christmas song about jesus being born that went smth like "you will be our savior" i thought about how i'd like to see an interpretation/adaptation of his story focusing on this psychological aspect of him as an individual. the pressure, the expectations, the crucial (lmao) pawn in a grand scheme. he is just a baby and all the fate and hope of humanity are already placed on his shoulders. he will do it, and willingly, but it's not like he had a choice anyway. "you will be our savior." what a heavy word; what a powerful verb tense; what a heartbreaking and haunting sentence. and when it's pleasantly sang by a choir of children it really hits a special way

You know, I’m pretty similar to Jerma sometimes. Jerma has pure charisma, strangeness, and personality in him at all times, like it’s an essence flowing through his bloodstream constantly. This essence could be referred to as Jerma Juice. Now, back to what I was talking about earlier. I do have a lot of rather unhinged moments that are kind of similar to some funny moments from Jerma’s streams. I also have brown hair like him, but he has blue eyes and I have brown. But you know who also has blue eyes? My dad. Now, Jerma is almost 40, and he is conventionally attractive, so I think it’s not impossible that Jerma could secretly be my father. It does make sense after all, considering how I somewhat look and act like him. Jerma Juice must slowly concentrate more in your bloodstream with age, through, as my blood is nowhere near as saturated as his. If that’s true, I would have to wait years before I could attain his full power, but there is an alternate theory that I have. Jerma Juice could concentrate more in your bloodstream the more your body grows. If that’s true, then I’m much closer to achieving Jerma’s full power, since I’m only 4 inches shorter than him and less than half his age. I’d still have to wait a while, or perhaps use one of those stretchy torture things they used in medieval times, but I would have his power in about 5 to 10 years. Once I have the same amount of power as him, I can find him wherever he lives and fight him to the death. Once I win, which I obviously will, I can absorb even more Jerma Juice straight from the source and become the ultimate Jerma. I’ll also have control over his channel, and with control of his massively followed Twitch channel and twice the power he had, I can host the best Fortnite streams known to man. Everybody will come to watch these Fortnite streams, and they’ll all fear and respect my power so much that they won’t even try to kill me in the game anymore. I’ll get a victory royale every time I play, until I get so many that Epic Games themselves will be forced to acknowledge that I’m so good at their game that I deserve it more than they do, and give complete ownership of Fortnite to me. Once I get control of Fortnite, I will give myself every cosmetic, create ones for myself, and even have an official Sonic and Fortnite collaboration. I’ll also unvault every item and weapon, every location, and add a million new ones as well. It will be the ultimate battle royale. Once everyone is playing this battle royale, which will be universally revered as the best video game ever, I will hire the desperate and out of work Epic Games employees to create VR technology so real that everything that happens in the game will happen in real life. I’ll send these VR headsets to everyone who is playing my version of Fortnite, which is everyone on Earth, and every last one of them will be transported into the game. I will participate myself as well, and I will win a game of Ultimate Fortnite against the entire Earth. Then, after I have achieved my final victory royale, I’ll probably take a nap. Doing all that in a single day will probably be pretty exhausting, and as the last person on Earth I’ll have to be pretty well rested

are you trying to flirt with me rn