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xstick-noodlesx · 13 days

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Hrrngh, Captain Crozier, I’m trying to sneak around the Arctic but I’m dummy thick and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Tuunbaq.

#i imagine james saying this btw #i am so sorry #the terror #the terror series #james fitzjames #francis crozier #my post #original post #dummy thicc

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yuriyuruandyuraart · 9 months

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Could I take fem!Nightmare to the Barbie movie? 👉👈🥺(<- has no money)

dw she'll pay for you<333

#ask #my art #barbie #i haven't watched it btw hhh xD #in fact i haven't watched ANY of the popular shows that all the people i follow keep posting about #i just can't find the motivation to xd sorry nimona/good omens/barbie/spiderman fans i am so lazy</3 #that and i don't have money either >B) so i don't have Netflix AHGHG or any streaming service actually :'D #ik ik 'just pirate it' but here's the thing! i suck at pirating SO bad #my computer is on the brink of extinction- having no adblock AND knowing i can get a virus? sorry i'm too much of a dummy to risk it LMAO #but anyways i spent a stupid amount of time on a coloring i don't even like SOB #hope YOU liked it tho! and thanks again for passing by!! >:D <3333

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hojlundaise · 6 months

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for the blorbo bingo (only if you feel like it): rasmus, marco and pelle 💛

last one is for you hehe 😙 thanku for indulging meeee

ask me about anyone for bingo

#asking me about all my faves i see you 👀#i guess rasmus is my blorbiest blorbo i got a bingo!!#the half heart for him on the therapy one is cos its not that tragic yet but its on the way klfkjsfdl #the half hearts for marco about the fandom is more about the dfb respect him you dummies see how yall flopping from karma #also he needs more happy moments pls hes been through enough #and for pelle i just realised how normal i am about him lmao #i think its when everyone on dash is losing their minds about him i like to join in and encourage the unhinged behaviour heheehe #and finally i love you judith 💛❤️#the committed horrific atrocities is about the old hag and k*mmich slander btw(completely justified)#ask

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dimiclaudeblaigan · 1 year

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did smth rly important for all of society to benefit from

#DCB Comments #what... what do u mean u thought i was... playing another game...#oh also i am on chapter 18 so i am feeling very uwu this chapter #gonna fucking UWU my ass all the way through tor garen and drag my shithead idiot by the ponytail back into my army uwu wu wu #anyway oscar slays and i thought you all might want to know that #those stats on the first pic are the highest they can go btw besides weapon weight which is the lowest it can go...#but im too fckn filthy rich to care bc mercenaries get paid and when u cash in from the apostle herself u get rich #rich enough to afford whatever the fuck oscar wants #soren has three strength btw. i gave him a knight band for a lil while. he can shank ppl now like a real cute person would do #he can't shank ppl tho unfortunately bc fuck sages with knives here in this house it's easier to get exp by healing #can't have too many healers lying around. one day toto tortor will heal too... one day...#for now he's just an eenie beenie mage boy #how many ppl will oscar slay from now until he is a healy weely sage i wonder #but now of that matters bc i have a blorbo to knock around and force back into my army #actually it matters just not right now. oh hey i also trained marcia again for the first time in like ten files #okay im going to bed now send all your best wishes to my dummy dumm blorbo before ike whacks him a couple times #did you guys know shinon literally acts exactly like me when he's drunk i feel so sorry for him #i can't believe he does that but he does he basically uwus his way through being drunk #don't look now but i have headcanons abt the drunk part. not so much the uwu part #oscar slays btw and if u play por use oscar he's perfect he can do no wrong all he can do is be ur mvp #DCB PoR Run

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absurdump · 4 months

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NO DEAR TUMBLR USER systematic-err0r YOU WILL FIND OUT MY SECRET INTERESTS

#OH NO I SHOULD NOT HAVE REBLOGGED THAT !!#I AM A DUMMY !!!!#this is /j btw i dont mind #expect spam though my guys

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tinyslyme · 2 years

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sometimes I wonder if my aversion to buying merch and supporting creators in public is because I'm still around people who put me down for the things I enjoy. There's two people at work specifically who like, I dunno, act like what I watch justifies treating me like my opinions don't matter? Maybe that's the wrong way of saying it? But it's like, "well you're a *content creator* fan so it doesn't matter" or "yeah but you watch *content creator*" and then there's some throwaway line about it being cringey or because of who they're associated with then they're also bad people because they happen to play the same game.

I would love to buy a hoodie. I would love to have a hoodie shipped to my home. I would love to go "I bought this. This is mine and now I can tell people I enjoy this thing too without actually having to say it" but y'know. I can't. Because I have justify everything I like to people years older than me because it's incomprehensible to them that I, a child, still like childish things, and for some reason everything I watch has to be enjoyable to them to be worth anything.

#dummy talks #vent tw #vent post #this is about tommyinnit merch btw #i will say it in front of a bunch of strangers. i like watching tommyinnit #he's just like me fr fr #(loud and a bit annoying)#and I used to talk about liking him in front of friends at work #and some of them were nice about it!#but some of them...#i don't like being around them anymore because there's always a constant reminder that since I became open about liking tommy's shit #i'm not a person worth considering anymore #im just another cringey dsmp stan #so obviously that means they get to talk about me to my face about how horrible I am and how my opinions dont matter #because I watch a guy play the cube game!#dummy speaks #I don't /think/ im a bad guy for watching mcyt #but yknow who knows #maybe im just a whiny baby #maybe i'll just man up and buy the goddamn hoodie #im not gonna apologize for liking a cc that (to my knowledge) hasnt done something wrong

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cosmiiwrites · 10 days

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OKAY SO I HAVE AN IDEA. What about established relationship domestic fluff with Adam?? Like waking up in the morning cooking breakfast that kind of stuff (I AM STARVED OF HAPPY ADAM CONTENT)

˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ domestic life

.ೃ࿐ adam x reader .ೃ࿐

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ hc/drabble: how adam would be like as a domestic partner cw: cussing, fluff, established relationship, reader is lwk fem coded a/n: ME TOO ANON. ME TOO. sorry for the hold up on the adam fics btw😭🙏

alright SOO

if you're in a relationship with adam, you obviously mean a lot to him

sure, he brags about his groupies and hookups all the time, but he's never actually been in a serious relationship with any of them

and he never stays in contact with them unless he needs a quick orgasm

without a doubt he drops them all for you

so when you’re dating him, let alone living with him, you’re a lot more than a good fuck

at first, waking up and adam being the first thing you see in the morning took you a while to get used to

you’d always find an arm slung around your waist when you woke up, stopping you from leaving the bed

you found it cute at first, but it started to get annoying when adam literally would not let you get up

“adam, hon, babe, love of my life, i gotta get ready for work,” you yawned. “adaaam,” whining his name clearly did not work. unfazed, the angel only tightened his hold on you. his face buried itself deeper into the crook of your neck. “c’mon, sera won’t be happy if you’re late for the fourth time this week…” you reminded him.

“i don’t give a shit,” adam groaned, voice muffled and barely audible. you loved his morning voice: husky, low, less insufferable. “i jus’ wanna be here with you. i don’t want to hear sera’s bitching this early in the morning…” his last sentence made you laugh, earning you an annoyed growl. “fine, i guess that’s fair.”

you settled more into your shared bed, one arm slinging around adam’s neck while the other combed through his hair. adam gave you a low groan in response. “mmh… could just stay here in bed all day, with you, y’know?” usually, you would object, but this time you gave it some thought. laying in bed with your boyfriend, cuddling all day? hm. you let out a defeated sigh.

“…fine.”

“fuck yeah!”

you had actually found a way to let adam release you from the bed without him bitching about you “abandoning him”

that is, by cooking him bomb ass breakfast

the first time you cooked him breakfast was when he was deep in sleep and you were able to sneak your way out of his grasp

he wasn’t happy about you not being in bed with him, but your cooking made up for it.

an unfamiliar smell woke up adam. “[name], what the fuck is that sme- [NAME]?!” he frantically looked around for you, scanning the bedroom, the bathroom, he even checked the closet. this dumbass didnt even try following the smell. finally, adam found you in the kitchen, back facing towards him as you flipped pancakes.

he gave out a sigh of relief. almost instantly, adam pulled you into a hug from behind, head resting on your shoulder. because of the unexpected gesture, you let out a squeak. cute, he thought. “calm down, babe, s’ just me.” he chuckled. “but seriously, don’t leave me alone… i thought you got murdered or somethin’.” you whipped your head around to meet his eyes. was he serious? “first of all, this is literally heaven. secondly, i left to cook you breakfast, dummy. now go sit down or you’re not getting any.” immediately he complied.

“holy fuck.” he said, munching on a pancake. you giggled. “do you like it?” adam stared at you like you had gone crazy. “do i—do i like it? sweetheart, if i knew you cooked like a god i would’ve forced you to make every dish in the damn book.” his praise went straight to your head. you didn’t think he was capable of complimenting anyone that much but himself! still, you weren’t complaining.

not only did you make breakfast for adam, but lunch and dinner, too

when adam came home from work and found ribs on the table, he went FERAL

“baaaabe, im home,” he announced rather loudly. adam scanned the kitchen for you, instead landing his eyes on a large plate of ribs. never had adam wanted to wife someone up so bad.

“oh, adam! i just made some-“

“marry me.”

i feel like adam wouldn’t be too keen on doing chores around the house

washing dishes, doing the laundry, taking out the trash? not quite his forte

once said that it was a “woman’s job,” and you gave him a firm smack to his head (well deserved)

“adam, you NEVER do anything around here!” you complained. adam only groaned in response. “c’monn, doing the dishes won’t kill you,” “i dunno, it might.” “ADAM!”

“fine, jeez! so fuckin’ dramatic i swear…” he muttered under his breath. he reluctantly picked up a sponge and a plate and began cleaning the plate profusely fast. you leaned on the counter next to him, a smug grin on your face to which he only tsked at.

he put away the last dish, finally. “there, you happy now?” he huffed. “very.” you grabbed his face and pecked his lips once, twice. adam was taken aback at your sudden movement, nevertheless kissing you back more fervently. “mph- shit, if this is what i get for doing the dishes, i might start doing it more often.”

#adam x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #adam hazbin #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie morningstar #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #angel dust #hazbin hotel vox #vaggie #sir pentious #husk #niffty #x reader #fluff #domestic fluff

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ghostboneswrites2 · 2 months

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Hi!! I want to start of by saying that I love your writing!

So while watching twd I noticed that Daryl has more tattoos in the later seasons and can only guess that they’re stick-and-poke and that he did them himself. Do you think you could write a fic where the reader(f) is in a relationship with Daryl and asks him to give her a tattoo (which she has none of btw)? I was thinking like a little arrow or something because she “wants to have something of him even when they’re apart”? And make it super fluffy and stuff?

Marked

18+ MDNI || Warnings: Needles, profanity, mostly just fluffy nice cool Daryl

Note: I am not encouraging you to give anyone or receive an at home tattoo via sewing needle or tattoo gun, but I have received my fair share of both and the descriptions in this story are just based off my vague memory of how it was done for me! It is definitely not a tattoo guide.

edited to add: tysm for the compliment ilysm <3

"Did you always have that tattoo?" You wondered, tracing over the dark marking on his arm. The two of you were on one of your regular afternoon strolls through the woods when you decided to lay against a log and chat. The sunbeams filtered through the canopy above and littered little golden rays over his arms, highlighting the light hairs and texture of his skin. These moments were your favorite. Peaceful bliss in the natural world.

Daryl shook his head.

"Nah. Did it awhile back." He said.

"How?"

"Never had a stick-n-poke?" He asked.

"Never had a tattoo, period. Let alone a prickle-poke." You shrugged.

"It's stick-n-poke." He snickered silently. You glared.

"Whatever. Can you give me one?" You asked.

"A tattoo?"

"Yeah. The stick-n-prickle kind." You joked.

"Alright." He nodded. "Gotta get some supplies together for it."

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You watched as he carefully burned the little sewing needle and wrapped it in thread.

"Why thread?" You asked.

"Kinda helps hold the ink but mostly jus' for grip." He explained.

He set up a tiny container on the side table of your bed with black liquid.

"Is that ink?" You asked.

"Mm-hmm." He nodded.

"You made it?"

"Uh-huh."

"How?"

"Soot. Alcohol. Water." He shrugged. "Ain't hard."

"Cool." You whispered, fascinated by his expertise.

"Wha'd'ya want?"

"I was thinking about an arrow." You said. "A small one. Real simple." He raised an eyebrow. "For you, dummy."

"I got that but.. Why?" He tilted his head a little.

"'Cause. I wanna have something for you... Always. Even when we're apart." You said with a soft smile. He hid his face bashfully, not wanting to expose the little blush that was creeping over his features. Instead, he pretended to adjust the thread around the needle.

"Where ya want it?" He asked when his flushed cheeks returned to their normal sunkissed glow.

"Right here." You pointed to your ring finger, right where a ring would go.

"Ya sure?"

"Mm-hmm." You nodded surely. He wiped some alcohol over that spot to disinfect it.

"Alright." He said. He delicately grabbed your finger and held it in place. "Y'ready?"

"I've had worse than a little pin prick." You giggled. "I'm ready."

Without another word, he got to work carefully poking the needle through your skin, freehanding a perfect line. You watched in awe, studying his look of concentration, the way he tilted his head to see though his hair, holding your finger up close to his face to make sure every detail was perfect. It only took about twenty minutes. You looked it over when he finished, holding your hand up the way someone does when they're admiring their engagement ring.

"Wow." You grinned. "How did you make such a perfect line?"

"Ain't perfect." He shrugged.

"It is! I love it." You insisted. A half smile curled at the corner of his lips.

"'M glad, 'cause it don't wash off." He joked. You rolled your eyes.

"This is no laughing matter, Daryl. You just proposed to me, ya know." You said in mock seriousness.

"What?" His eyes widened. Even under the tan skin, his face still drained of color.

"Yeah," you pressed on. "This is my ring finger. Like, the ring finger. And you permanently marked it with something symbolic to yourself." You gloated.

He blinked. He couldn't tell if you were joking or not.

"Anyways, I'm gonna go talk to Carol about planning the wedding. I bet Rosita and Tara would be beautiful bridesmaids." You rambled. "Oh, and instead of cake, everyone gets a glass of moonshine!"

"I don' think.."

"I'm kidding, genius." You rolled your eyes. He relaxed a little. "Thanks though. I love it."

He cleared his throat and stood up, cleaning his workspace so not to clutter your bedroom.

"Oh, by the way.. This is the ring finger." You smirked. He stared at you for a moment before shaking his head.

"Don't go showin' the whole damn world and tellin' 'em we're married." He grumbled.

"Would that be so bad?" You pouted. He smirked and planted a kiss on your forehead.

"Nah. But I ain't proposin' with no damn stick-n-poke. Gon' find ya somethin' better than that."

Your face lit up, practically brightening the entire room.

"You're gonna propose?!" You bounced with joy.

"Wha-- I didn't--"

"Oh, my god! I have to tell Carol!!" You squealed as you darted out of the room. He stood there expressionless, processing what he had just done.

"Shit." He mumbled. It wasn't that he wouldn't propose one of these days. He'd love to call you his forever. Otherwise, he never would have marked you with something that represented him in the first place. It was just.. That it would draw so much attention to him. He sighed. He guessed he walked right into that one.

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"When did you do this?" You asked him, holding up his ring finger that was now decorated with a little cloud shape.

"Yesterday." He shrugged.

"Is that a cloud?" You eyed it closer.

"Mm-hmm."

"For what?"

"Dunno. Ya always stare up at the clouds when we take long drives." He explained. "Now we're both marked."

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astrozuya · 1 year

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☆ PRETTY LIPS 一 c. sb

✧ pairings: choi soobin x gn!reader

✧ genre: fluff. wc: 580. warnings: established relationship. lowercase intended. soft drabble about highschool bf!soobin and you kissing after a party. ♡

it's late when you and soobin decide its time to leave. the party's not over yet, not by a long shot— yeonjun's parties are notorious for lasting from dusk till dawn— but soobin's social battery ran out a while ago, and you're sleepy, ready to go home too.

his brown eyes meet yours from across the room, and he jerks his head towards the door, mouthing 'can we go?' over the loud pop music blasting from the speakers.

you nod, stifling a yawn, and wave goodbye at your friends. then you make your way over to the door, soobin close behind.

he pulls on his coat, turning the collars up, before glancing at you. "ready to go?"

"yeah." you wrap your scarf around your neck and the two of you step outside, shivering.

as you begin walking up the road towards soobin's car, you playfully bump your shoulder into soobin's, whining, "why'd you have to park your car so far away? i'm tired!"

"a little exercise once in a while is good for you, dummy," soobin teases, laughing when you stick your tongue out at him.

there's silence for a while as you walk up the road. it's pretty secluded, with barely any people or cars around. you don't mind though— you're grateful for some peace and quiet after the overwhelming chaos of the party.

the cold breeze ruffles your hair, tickling your skin. soobin's shoulders bump into you, and his fingers brush against yours.

"if you want to hold hands just say so," you say, smiling when he blushes.

its not as if this is your first time holding hands— you've gone way further than just holding hands, if you're being honest— but moments like these are common, when soobin gets shy all of a sudden. you don't mind though. how could you, when he's so gut wrenchingly cute?

he wordlessly tightens his hand around yours, and his lips curve up into a pout. you bite back a smile, whispering "your lips are so pretty."

"hm? did you say something?" soobin asks.

you shake your head, embarrassed. soobin begins humming, swinging your hands back and forth, and you soon join in. it helps pass the time, and before you know it, you're at the car.

soobin starts to unlock the door, but you tug at his sleeve, hesitant. "soobin… let's stay here for a bit, okay? i don't wanna go home just yet."

he shrugs, and sits down on the hood of the car. "sure." he stretches out an arm towards you. "c'mere, baby."

you sit down beside him, cuddling close into his warmth as his arm gently wraps around you.

your gaze turns upwards to the sky. it's clear tonight, a blanket of dark midnight blue full of twinkling stars.

soobin looks up too, the corners of his lips curling up into a soft smile. "the stars are pretty…" he breathes out.

you watch him, mentally tracing the curve of his upper lip, admiring the way his dark eyelashes frame his cheeks, burning his face into your memory. "pretty," you agree, before leaning in to kiss him.

soobin's eyes widen a little, surprised but happy. despite his intimidating appearance, his kisses are tender, hands softly cupping your cheeks, lips brushing gently against yours.

there's no rush, and soobin takes his time, deepening the kiss. when you finally pull away, out of breath, he smiles, gently stroking your cheek.

"i love you," you breathe out adoringly, brushing a strand of hair out of his face. "i love you, choi soobin."

soobin smiles, dimples showing. "i love you too, [name]."

this time you don't hesitate to tell him, "your lips are pretty," before leaning in for another kiss.

✧ notes: i was listening to pretty lips by winehouse last night & thought of soob's lips (the actual prettiest lips to ever exist. btw) so i wrote this lol. it was 1 am and this is not proofread (sorry) BUT considering i haven't written anything in two months i think this is pretty okay-ish?? idk. anyways live laugh love soobin's lips <3

#soobin x reader #txt x reader #soobin x gn!reader #soobin x male reader #txt soft hours #soobin drabbles #soobin fluff #txt imagines #soobin imagines #soobin soft hours #txt x male reader #txt x gn!reader #txt fluff

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cynosfunnyjokes · 7 months

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kinktober day 12

ship: wriothesley x reader

theme: handcuffs

notes: i am so t i r e d omg. i haven’t had a day off in over a week and i don’t get one until october is over so womp womp. reader is afab btw. MINORS DNI, 18+ CONTENT.

word count: 573

your face pressed down into the soft comforter on the bed, effectively muffling any noises that escaped your lips.

wriothesley stood behind, pounding into you at a fast pace. one of his calloused hands held onto your hip in a bruising grip, the other grasping onto your cuffed hands and pressing them to your back, keeping you in the arch he loved oh so much.

“wrio-“ you whimpered out, head turning to the side so as to not suffocate. your whines had long turned into incoherent noises, too fucked out to properly say much other than babbling his name and small pleas- but even then, everything slurred together.

he grunted, tightening his grip on your cuffed wrists as he sped up his pace, hips snapping back and forth at a bruising pace. anyone could tell you wouldn’t be walking properly the next day.

“‘m close-“ you whimpered, clenching around his cock. the obscene sight of your weeping cunt stretched by wriothesley’s pistoning cock was hot on its own- but the white, frothy ring forming at the base of his length made it that much better.

“not until i say so.” he grunted, drawing a sharp whine from you. the feeling of his cock dragging along your dummy walls was enough for him to want to cum alone- but not yet.

he wanted to mess around a bit more.

due to your hands being cuffed behind your back, the only position you could hold was face down and ass up- but the way he pressed against your back had you arching an angle that he rather enjoyed.

he slowed his pace, increased it- anything that he could to drive you crazy. and the whole time, he refused to let you cum.

it wasn’t until you were a whimpering and twitching mess under him that he finally muttered the phrase that you had been waiting for.

“let go for me.”

and you did. not even moments later, you came with a moan, face pressing down into the blanket without a single concern of suffocating.

wriothesley grunted and wrapped an arm around your chest, forcing you to kneel as he buried himself as deep as he could before cumming, shooting his white ropes inside of your abused cunt.

you whined, trembling- if it wasn’t for his hold, you likely would’ve collapsed from how shaky you were.

he laid you down gently before you heard the handcuffs unlock, the weight lifting from your wrists. but it wasn’t over.

in no way was it over.

your world flipped around as your lover moved you so you laid on your back, a sharp gasp leaving your lips in response.

before you knew it, your wrists were cuffed to the headboard and you huffed, wanting to be able to wrap around wriothesley- but ultimately, you gave in the moment he slid his already hard length back into your weeping cunt.

he smirked down at you, burying his face into the crook of your neck to leave kisses, bites, and hickeys.

you whined, hands trying to move but they couldn’t due to the handcuffs keeping them raised above your head. he hummed cooing softly as he pecked your lips before moving back to your neck and to your chest.

seeing as it had already been hours since you started, you knew as well as he did that it would be a long night.

and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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donathan · 8 months

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if its ok can you draw a sfw donnie [hear me out ]so i can color it in pls btw i am so scared of asking you this. Also i got two accounts so if you do ill send it too you from my other one. and i love your art so effing much oh oh also all credit go to your drawing but all ill do is color it you dont have to credit me. im just asking cause i cant draw for shit.

U SHOULD DM ME AND WE SHOULD COLLAB BESTIE and ofc ill credit u dummy ♥️

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echodoesstuff62333 · 1 month

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idk what's been buzzing in the brain but erm

The sillies??

(Yes. I couldn't help but resist making a ROTTMNT X GASA4SC AU SHUSH I AM HYPERFIXATED!)

Beta designs that I sorta rushed a little so if they look bad that's why

Heres my draft for the roles (btw it's not gonna be the same exact story of GASA4SC but just with rottmnt characters, there will be changes and stuff)

Dummy = Donnie, Cashier = Leo, Kyu = Raph, Orby = Mikey, Player = April, Father Figure = Splinter

So I still gotta figure out quite a few roles but I'm getting there! :D

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hypnoneghoul · 9 months

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I am not the same anon but I would love another fic about little eds having rain. Love your fics btw, so good and comforting to read!

hi dear anon! have some eds having little rainy being cute, pure fluff (ft. swissalps)

“What do we have here, huh?” Mountain asked as he set a foot in the common room. The question was rather rhetorical.

Rain, wrapped up in a blanket, was curled up in Swiss’ lap, some marine life documentary running on the TV. The water ghoul didn’t even notice Mountain come in or speak, they were so invested in it, all but glued to the screen. A pair of purple crutches resting against the back of a couch was another hint, a strong one, as to how the two ghouls ended up doing pretty much nothing in the middle of a day.

“Hey, big guy,” Swiss greeted the earth ghoul, inviting him over with a nod. Mountain noticed he wanted to move his arms, maybe to wave or pat the couch next to them, but it looked like he couldn't move, his limbs hidden beneath a very fluffy, special baby blue blanket.

Mountain did get closer, though, sitting on Swiss’ right where he could actually see Rain’s face, half hidden behind the blanket, “How are you, sweetie?”

“Mounty?” Rain perked up as they finally noticed the earth ghoul, only when he was right in front of their face. A face that was now split with a toothy grin.

“That’s right, petal," he chuckled, ruffling Rain's hair. The water ghoul leaned into the touch, kicking up a quiet, delicate purr. "So, how are you?"

"'m fine," they sighed, their weight slipping off of Swiss and onto Mountain just a bit. "Was jus' tired, an- and m' legs hurt. But s'okay."

"Oh, sweetie," Mountain cooed, trying to snake one of his hands under the blanket to rub their offending limbs. To no avail, though, Rain was fully cocooned. "Is Swissy warming you up alright?"

"Mhm! Swissy s'nice to me, "they purred grinning up at the aforementioned.

"How could I not treat my little Rainy like the princess they are, hm?" the multi ghoul teased, reveling in the cutest little blush that crept up Rain's cheeks as they tried to burrow their face back into the blanket.

"Stooop," Rain tried to argue but their little giggles, deadly adorable, sold them out right there.

"Never! You are our perfect little princess!"

"Most definitely," Mountain laughed as Swiss leaned down to kiss the water ghoul's horn. He scratched their forehead with his stubble along the way, pulling out a high pitched, but still pleased, chirp out of the ghoul.

"Oh, did someone like that?"

"N- no, not a'all," came back, muffled by the blanket, but the grumble was as fake as it could get.

"I think you did, petal," the earth ghoul whispered, as if Swiss was not supposed to hear it.

"Mounty! Shhh!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, little one! I didn't think at all," he tried so hard to keep his serious expression flawless, "I promise I'll be quiet, won't tell him a word!"

Rain trilled at that, and then silence fell as they got lost obviously very deep in thought. Swiss took it as an opportunity to tease them some more, "Whatcha thinkin' about, guppy?"

The water ghoul's head snapped in his direction, brows furrowed. They didn't say a word but their gaze moved onto Mountain and after a second a finger wiggled its way out of the blanket cocoon, curling up in a "come closer" motion.

Mountain obliged, his ear ending up just in front of where Rain's mouth was behind the blanket, "You won't tell him?"

"Never, sweetie," the drummer promised, deadly serious. "My lips are glued shut."

"How can they be shut, you're talking!" they giggled. "Dummy!"

Mountain felt his stomach flip from the amount of cuteness. They were right, though, there was no way to deny.

He licked his finger and ran it over his lips, then pressed them together. He lifted up that finger, telling Rain to wait, and when he lowered it, he pretended to try to open his mouth but he made it look like he actually glued it shut.

Rain giggled again, absolutely adorable, as they motioned for the other to get closer again. Then they whispered, "I love Swissy."

Said ghoul had to bite his tongue to not audibly go 'awww' at Rain's little confession.

Mountain, though, shot back, looking stunned, making his closed mouth move like he was trying really hard to say something.

"Y'can speak!" Rain laughed, their shoulders shaking under the blanket. Mountain hummed, mouth still closed, and threw his hands up, as if he was trying to say he couldn't do anything now.

"Looks like he needs some help," Swiss chimed in. "What do you say, kiddo?"

Rain thought for a moment, their head tilting from side to side. Finally, they got an idea, "I know!"

"Oh, and what is it, guppy? How do we help our Mounty?"

"You gotta give'm a kiss, Swissy," they announced with a pride of a scientist having made a glorious discovery.

"Is that so?" the multi ghoul chuckled, winking at Mountain as he rolled his eyes, but bravely stayed in character.

"Yes! Go on!"

And who was Swiss to not obey? He leaned over Rain's shoulder and pressed his lips to Mountain's own. When they parted, the earth ghoul pretended to dramatically take a deep breath, then grinning like stupid.

"Tada!" Swiss shouted. "You're so smart, guppy, look, it worked!"

Rain shied away, hiding behind the blanket again but both Swiss and Mountain could see their proud smile very well.

"Thanks for help, boys," the latter sighed, theatrically wiping non existent sweat from his forehead. "Now, what was it about those stubborn legs of yours, sweetie?"

"Nothin' really," they shrugged, "jus' hurt."

"My poor princess," the earth ghoul cooed, pouting. His puppy eyes made an appearance too. "We can't have that, would you like me to get you something?"

"Hmmm… I just wan' cuddles…" they admitted.

"Oh, that can be arranged, guppy," Swiss chuckled, nodding at Mountain. "Big guy, get in position."

He did, moving to a corner of the couch and leaning against the back of it. Swiss then stood up, Rain gathered up in his arms, and dropped them into Mountain's lap. He grabbed them, pulling their back flush to his chest, their aching legs comfortably straightened out between Mountain's own.

Swiss put some pillows under them to help the circulation, and wrapped them in another blanket before laying down beside the already purring ghouls. He threw his arm over Rain's middle and rested his face next to their shoulder, on Mountain's arm.

Rain most definitely did not end up rubbing their own stubble over Swiss', purring louder than a jet engine.

#hypnone writes #hypnone's asks #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #rain ghoul #fluff #swiss ghoul #mountain ghoul #fanfiction #little rainy😭#little ghouls #hypnone's disabled ghouls

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campbyler · 1 month

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just a reminder u haven’t updated ur master post for all the chapters <3 i dont have an ao3 account because i share my laptop with a sibling and its kind of unsafe and i have that link bookmarked on my desktop jsyk. i didn’t realise u uploaded it till like a few hours back and i read it on my hr long commute back from school and i was SCREAMING (!!!!) insane chapter miss thea wise atom u have truly outdone yourself actually. hwen i read the mike-thinks-will-driving-is-hot part i giggled sooo hard especially considering wills 2 paragraph long inner monologue thinking the same thing that was when comedy peaked for me. btw.

cannot cannot cannot wait for the next chapter just know that i am rooting for u both and m&w too so fucking hard!! <333

TYYY FOR LETTING US KNOW I HAVE JUST UPDATED THE MASTERPOST RN!!! i am so so so glad that you enjoyed the chapter and also think that they are dummies <3

#asks #ch09

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fumifooms · 3 months

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They are so fond of each other I can’t…

Ep 6 crumbs comp

It’s gonna be rough being a marchil head during season one but that doesn’t mean we aren’t eating well! Damn if the marchil harvest continues to be this strong I’ll continue making these posts for every episode. Can’t clog up the semi-serious crumb masterpost with them making eyes at each other for 200 frames. He teases her any opportunity he gets help me… In this ep we see them continue their dynamic from ep 4, sticking together, unionized against the weirdos™️. They start the ep exchanging cute banter, but end it with a clash! And thus the first step of Chilchuck’s opening up arc has happened, and surprise surprise it’s Marcille pushing him out of his shell. Hah, mimic, shell, bc his symbolic monster is a mimic, haha, hehe.

Are you noticing a trend of them sitting so so close to each other btw.

I don’t like that he calls out to Marcille instead of shaking her awake btw. Like ok in the manga he shakes her while telling her to wake up dummy, she wakes up, ok neat. But in the anime… "Marcille heard "Hey, clumsy-head." and knew it was targeted at her, she went like oh someone is calling me I need to wake up lmfaoo??? Listen that’s good for the ship, she woke up because it was his voice and insults like that are practically his pet names for her, but I AM sad that we lost on Chilchuck being both mean and rough when waking people up’s legendary streak. Edit: Damn went and reread and realized I was wrong, he doesn’t shake her or even touch her, he just gets way closer than in the anime.

Ok we are reaching the terminal brainrot stop so this is it if you aren’t a marchil fan, but lastly tho… 😳 I am looking

I’ll also humbly say that they’re too comfortable shoving their butts in each other’s faces but unless anyone asks about it I’m not gonna post those screenshots lmaoo. It’s a reach but I find it funny that they both did it. Listen I’ve had 10 months to process their arc about her seeing him as a kid initially, I’m past that I can make jokes and glean for crumbs. But help… Why did she sound so disappointed at "I knew it you’re just a kid, sad…" GIRL HUH. And she looked soo happy that he opened up just before he said it too… Sorry girl you’ll have to wait 50 chapters. She’s so friendly and sweet

#Dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi clip #marchil crumbs #Marchil #compilation #Looking forward to seeing how different the french dub is gonna be #Her helping him out sewing his cowl… Waking her up to be the one in the party who knew he was going somewhere… Sighh #Ready to be burned at the stake but I’ll be dragged there kicking and screaming

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mintyflavoredtea · 1 day

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Today on I am not okay, my father was looking for wire cutters, and decided to call them dykes (actual name btw) and when he told me to search for them I almost said "Im right here dummy"

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