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eclaire-and-pocky · 1 year

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Bonus points if they’re a teacher/mentor

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 1 month

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Hnnnggggggghhhhhh

#I AM NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR #bingqiu #scum villian’s self saving system #deep dream extra

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ghostclowning · 1 year

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OK BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OBLIGATORY "my big gay demon boyfriend turned into a child :0" ARC FOR MOSHANG like come on. Hua Cheng did it. Lo Binghe did it. Every self-respecting demon must go through it. *snaps fingers* Let's fucking go

Of course Mobei wasn't too happy about becoming weak and unable to defend Qinghua. He even feared that if this continues for too long, Qinghua will just leave him as he becomes useless. And so, he tried to hide in his room, but sneaky Qinghua found out anyway.

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Shang Qinghua would probably not even recognize Mobei at once bc he became so cute and squishable and tiny and holdable. First Mobei would try to tell Qinghua to get out and leave him alone but Qinghua wouldn't be able to not give smallbei a headpat once and that's it. Mobei-jun can't resist anymore. He needs to be with Qinghua, even if it exposes his weakness now. Screw the pride or the chance that Qinghua will leave...the childish part of Mobei has reawakened in this body, and it demanded to be close with Qinghua as if it was vital. Meanwhile the way smallbei leans in for Qinghua's hand would just break his heart. He literally gave Mobei a childhood trauma and now the said child stood before him, making him realize what a terrible person he is. He can't help but hug his king, who doesn't seem to really object that much, but frowns in a funny way. "Qinghua, let go!" He tries to sound intimidating, but with this childish voice, really? Qinghua only laughs. "My king, I'm afraid there's nothing you can do now to stop me."

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Mobei wouldn't stop following him around, even though it probably would be safer if he stayed in his room until he becomes normal. Which is why Qinghua has to stay in his room too.

"My king, no one should find out you're vulnerable now. And I have things to do."

"...Say that again."

"My king..."

"That's it."

Although Shang Qinghua wants to laugh at the sight of these puffed up cheeks, he can't argue. Well, if the king says he has a day off, who is he to disobey?

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He wonders why smallbei clings to him so much, but finds it cute. Mobei knows that Shang Qinghua probably won't be of big help in case of attack, but he just feels the safest with him.

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Shang Qinghua was dead sure he'll have to pay for this when his king returns to normal state, but he can't refrain from squishing and cuddling with smallbei bc he's just too cute. He knows it's the same Mobei, just that his body changed a little ("a little"), but that only makes him want to cuddle more. He even falls asleep still hugging his king.

When he wakes up, he sees normal Mobei sit near him.

"Qinghua."

"My king...glad to see you in proper state and good health, hehe," Qinghua chuckles nervously. "I hope you're not holding a grudge on me for my...excessive affection?"

"You will pay."

With that being said, Mobei locks him in a tight hug and doesn't let go. Qinghua almost gets scared at first, but then bursts out laughing once he realizes what's happening.

"My king, let go!"

"There's nothing you can do now to make me."

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"...I thought you will leave. You didn't."

"My king, I would never. Especially when you're like that! How could I leave you?"

"I was weak."

"My king, compared to your normal state, I'm weak all the time."

"You don't need to be strong. I am. But back then, I wasn't."

"And I'm not a princess who needs a saviour. My king, I'm here now not because of your strength. And I am more than ready to be the strong one when you can't be."

Mobei says nothing and tucks his face in Qinghua's shoulder.

#svsss #moshang #mobei jun #shang qinghua #scum villain more like scum writer(me)#i am normal about them i swear

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sidsthekid · 6 months

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thinking of them today!!!

#i am normal about them i swear #kind of #nathan mackinnon #jonathan drouin #natejo #colorado avalanche

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fellfromavent · 2 years

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The canary of death and his coal mine

The canary of death that's what they called him. There was good reason for it too, no matter what SMP he travelled to death always followed him like a looming shadow.

Jimmy was reckless, he knew that, to someone like him death was a minor inconvenience he'd always come back even when he wasn't supposed to. 'It must be some sick joke' He thought, whatever God or higher power there was it certainly enjoyed toying with him, reviving him then killing him over and over for entertainment.

So when Grian sent a letter informing him of a new life series was starting up, he knew things had to change. He refused to die first, to be the bait a fire burned as hot as blaze rods inside, he would win this time.

The letter didn't have much information just coordinates to the world and soulmates? Wait hang on, what? Huh, so the new gimic of this season would be soulmates, tethered together by a string of fate, sharing the same health bar.

Jimmy's stomach turned with uneasiness, He'd be bound to someone. He could already hear it now, his friends' jabs at him for constantly dying the sympathy looks they'd give him, oh and what of his partner? Would they hate him for being bound together? A sigh escaped his lips as he set the letter down and started gathering supplies for the trip ahead of him. The fire seemed to dwindle and flicker before it sparked again with newfound determination.

This is how he'll prove himself! Surely if he wasn't the first to die, if he could keep his partner safe then people would take him seriously! It couldn't be that hard right? All he had to do was be more careful, take fewer risks and gear up, that way nothing could kill him.

The day finally arrived, everyone gathered in a circle waiting for Grian to announce that the game had begun. With quick greetings, everyone went off in separate directions to start gathering resources. usually, Jimmy didn't have a plan he'd go in blind and hope for the best, maybe team up with someone, but this time he had one. He'd gather basic resources like wood and stone first while the sun was still up then he'd burrow underground in search of iron to make armour and better tools.

It was the perfect plan! Simple, sure but it was effective and if everything went according to plan then he'd have enough resources to last him a good while.

Everything was fine for a while, he'd gotten iron armour and tools and was resurfacing to hopefully gather more food and potentially find his soulmate! All of a sudden a sharp pain scorched its way into his soul, spreading to the rest of his body, it felt hot, like a flint to flame his body seemed to erupt in pain. A scream ripped its way out of his throat and before he could even process what was happening he was dead.

Tango was blown up by a creeper

Solidaritygaming died

And as quickly as it happened it ended. he felt the familiar coolness of death, the stillness of the void before he was violently pulled back into his body, waking up on the soft canopy of a tree. Bitterness started to bubble up in his chest, everything he planned, everything he went through, the preparation! All of it for nothing, in the end, he was still the first to die, and this time it wasn't even his fault!

The bitterness started to seep into anger and then into loathing, he wanted nothing but to prove himself, to prove himself to his partner, to prove he wasn't a canary of death! Though he guessed he was doomed to fail from the start, even if he didn't cause the first death he'd likely cause the next or even the one after that. Death followed this canary for better or for worse and there was nothing he could do about it.

Jimmy slowly stood up, hopping down from the tree trying to find where his soulmate had spawned. He didn't want to look at the chat he knew it would just be filled with him and his partners' death message and his friends poking fun at him for dying. He knew that they meant no harm by it, that it was just jokes, and he honestly encouraged the jokes! That still didn't stop the sting he'd feel whenever someone made those jokes.

A gasp caused the wings on his head to twitch and open up as if trying to pick up the sound better, he followed the sound, each footstep causing his anger to surface again, He had some words for whoever the hell his soulmate was!

But when he saw Tango crouched over on a tree wrapping his arms around his body to try and calm himself down, all of Jimmy's anger seemed to vanish. He moved closer climbing on top of the tree and sitting down next to his soulmate. "Do you want to talk about what happened?" He asked, his voice was uneasy and he wanted desperately to be angry, to scream and shout at Tango for ruining everything he had planned, but when he looked at Tango's tear-ridden face, eyes even redder than normal he couldn't bring himself to do it.

"I was caving," Tango admitted wiping the tears away with his now scarred hand. "There was a hoard of zombies and spiders, then a creeper snuck up behind me." His voice shook as he spoke the effects of suddenly dying and then coming back to life seemed to still be affecting him, something Jimmy had grown all too used to. "I'm so sorry." Tango trailed off and Jimmy's eyes widen in surprise. he was apologizing for dying? To Jimmy? Jimmy, the canary of death? He whipped his head towards Tango to make sure the Blaze hybrid wasn't lying, or just saying words. Nothing but guilt was reflected back at him and for the first time in forever, someone was genuinely sorry for causing Jimmy to die.

Jimmy couldn't believe it, someone was apologizing to him, like being soul bound to him didn't cause the death. (It didn't of course, but Jimmy still thought someone would use that as an excuse.) Silence hung in the air like a thick blanket before a small smile broke onto Jimmy's face. "It's alright, I'm just glad it was you" He spoke honestly slowly reaching out to grab onto Tango's hand that was resting on the leaves.

And suddenly he wasn't so upset anymore, he was actually somewhat relieved he had died, because if he hadn't he wouldn't have seen Tango, to reassure him that they could do this together. Tango's grip on his hand tightened, and for a brief moment, a yellow string appeared, tied around each of their pinkies. Not even death could separate them. Neither would allow it.

Fitting for the Canary of death to meet his soulmate in less than fortunate circumstances, but they wouldn't have it any other way.

#double life smp #double life #dlsmp #dlsmp spoilers #double life spoilers #double life tango #double life jimmy #tango tek #tango #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #double life fanfic #I don't think this counts as shipping?#Tell me if I'm wrong though and I'll tag it #I am normal about them I swear #trafficblr

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fuck-edfrugs · 2 years

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Luka and his gremlin SOs

#i am normal about them i swear #theyre so cute #mlb shipping #lukadrinette #chat noir #ladybug #viperion #luka couffaine #marinette dupen chang #adrian agreste #lukanette #adrinette #lukadrien #polyship #mlb polyship

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hpurplicious · 1 year

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"Let the skulk spread.."

AAAAAAA I FINALLY MANAGED TO PULL THIS OFF YIPPEE!!!!!

Skulk infested cubfan lives rent free in my head as of recently <3

Also have this warm up doodle before making this full artwork hehoo

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fjoresterthoughts · 2 years

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FJORD AND JESTER FJORD AND JESTER FJORD AND JESTER FJORD AND JESTER

#i am normal about them i swear #i defs did not freak out when i heard travis and laura do the voices again #cr spoilers #critical role #sprinkle one shot #fjord #jester lavorre

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abysslll · 1 year

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your ship looks gnc af

THEY ARE THANK YOU FOR NOTICING <3

#i am normal about them i swear #astri <3 #endless asks #bruabba tag

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theinvisiblequestion · 2 years

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"Why are you still here?"

"Because I love you, you idiot."

#abadund #morlund #abadund x morlund #horizon forbidden west #my work #I AM NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR #jklol no im not #I've never been normal a day in my life and I'm not gonna start now

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mageofcolors · 9 months

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VIBRATING I NEED TO SEE MY CHILDREN SURGE AND KIT AGAIN NOW

#mage post #mage text #I AM NORMAL ABOUT THEM I SWEAR

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disfunctional-casket · 1 year

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nothing just house cat images

#they are both so babygirl #i am so normal about them i swear #house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house

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digitalclowns · 2 months

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Actually babygirl I called you for asking for your hand in marriage

#dedf1sh #splatoon #splatoon side order #acht splatoon #acht mizuta #ahato mizuta #dedf1sh splatoon #Splatoon 3 #side order #I am so normal about them I swear #my spouse yall

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elya-doodles · 9 months

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🌋 🥇

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poppunkpie · 9 months

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falling stars ☆

#lyney #lynette #freminet #fontaine #genshin impact #fan art #i swear i am so normal about THEM

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chaotic--pan · 3 months

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The Master, after turning the entire human race into himself: The human race always was your favorite (Am I your favorite now? Do you love me now like you loved them? Are you gonna stay with me forever? Are we gonna travel the universe together? Do you love me now like you loved them?)

#nooo i am not reading too much into this #i am definitely not crazy about them #i am so normal i swear #am so super normal about that bleach blonde emo rat #---#doctor who #tensimm

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