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celestial-lunacy · 1 year

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I’ve been thinking about curses,hexes and the like.

Maybe me doing them isn’t that really that good of an idea after all. I know that people tend to say that they are used for ‘’protection’’ or ‘’justice’’ but let’s not kid ourselves here. Baneful workings are just magical vigilante justice.

I get it. Somebody does something to piss you off and you need to get even with them so you do something that’ll make the target’s life worse. And some people have been through some really dark shit in their lives and they feel the need to attack their aggressors. For sympathy’s sake, I’m only going to touch on the minor offenses that cause people to throw spells at others because I am not going to be the asshole who attacks abuse victims. It’s not my line to cross.

Let’s say your spouse left you for your best friend and you’re angry. You decide you’re going to throw a mean little spell at them for ‘justice’. ‘’Oh, I’ll teach them a lesson they’ll never forget!’’ or ‘’I’ll make sure *name* will never cheat on anyone ever again. I’ll make it so they can never get hard.’’

Your ex spouse doesn’t know that there is a witch trying to make their penis fall off with your magic so h o w exactly are they going to learn a lesson in loyalty if they don’t see or even believe in magic? And even if their penis does fall off, they can still cheat on your former best friend with somebody else. Just because you throw vengeful spells at someone doesn’t mean that your target is going to have a Chirstmas Carol moment where they finally become a better person after the three ghosts visit them.

That’s not how magic works. Unless you actually send ghosts to harass your target into changing their behavior. And the other thing with witches who choose to do vengeful magic will toss spells that they’ll never do in person. What I mean is that some are alright with magically lighting a house on fire but are too chicken shit to throw molotov cocktails at it in person because morals get in the way.

‘’But I didn’t do it. The toaster burned the house down!’’

Ok sure. The toaster also lit your black candle and carried out an elaborate ritual under the dark moon to smite your enemies. I wish I had one of those.

I’m not really interested in getting into all of the reasons people use black magic so I won’t. I first started to doubt using black magic when I was daydreaming I was a fantasy hero in training talking to a fictional Goddess and I was having trouble defending my reasons in hexing people. Yeah...my change in character was caused by a stupid daydream.

I’m not going to completely write off black magic, I’ll just start using my moral brain more and act how I’ll actually act in real life. They don’t exactly teach you magic ethics without bringing up The Rule of Three or Karma. If someone starts flinging spells at me, I’ll bind up their magic or put up a mirror spell or even hypnotize them into halting their magical workings. I...honestly don’t know what I’ll do in any other situation.

I wonder how long this will last.

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prorevenge · 4 years

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Screw me? Screw you; I want my money.

This is a revenge in multiple parts and apologies up front for the length.

About 30years or so ago I was 17 and about to head to University. An acquaintance through my parents church offered me a job working with him learning to be a pizza chef. Awesome, I'd need money for Uni and I'd already had a stack of jobs, so working hard was nothing new for me, but being a cook certainly was. My experience with Italian was limited to Pizza Hut. So I accepted that at the start I was a liability, not a help.

I started work, and to start with I worked free. Cool, but when it got to the point about 3 months later that I was opening by myself & taking whole shifts by myself, well, I should be paid. I screwed up all of my 17yr old courage and confronted the owner, let's call him Nick (because that was his name). He huffed and puffed and tried to tell me how terrible I was, but I stood my ground and now I'm on minimum wage. Not bad in my eyes at the time.

I worked there for another 3years, through most of my Uni degree, often putting in 30hrs contact at Uni, 30 hours at the restaurant and 30 hours of study, it was hectic, but just became the norm.

Towards the end I became a lot more savvy, and started researching labour laws, keeping records of my pay packets and end of year tax receipts and realised Nick (& other co-owners) were screwing me. I wasn't on the correct rate, they weren't deducting tax correctly and a couple of other accounting "oversights".

By then I was working with my (at the time) mate, let's call him Girlfriend Creeping Dickhead (GCD).

It was Sunday night - the place was packed I had tickets all the way down my line and GCD and I were pumped. We had a new boss (NB) who'd just bought into the business who thought he was the King Of the World because he was now a "restauranteur", a right wanker, but after years of having to stay back to cook pizzas on world cup nights for the bosses friends, or Chirstmas, NYE, etc I was sorta used to the grandstanding chest puffing behaviour.

The night in question the new boss would *not* let me start the second pizza oven (think a two tier oven - I was only allowed the top tier on) because it "cost too much". So here I am, oven FULL, two pizza chefs running full speed and we're only falling behind, because one oven wasn't enough and it was starting to cool down from being so full and opened so frequently.

NB gets a couple of tables of mates in. Instead of just asking us to cook some comp garlic bread or whatever, he starts loading up trays himself and putting them in the oven, not the worst crime, but because he had NO idea what he was doing, every 30s he'd open the oven to check them, cooling the oven down even further, potentially ruining the food we had in there and slowing us down measurably. I had the Head Chef chewing my ass out as his food was ready to go but my food on teh same tickets wasn't. It was hectic and not fun.

This Garlic Bread Bandit shit had to stop.

me: NB - Stop fucking with my oven. If you want garlic bread - just ask - I'll get it done immediately for you. NB: What? Huh? me: You're messing with my oven - you're cooling it down and we're too busy for this shit - just tell me and I'll make it. NB: Ok.

Did he do it? Nope, he kept on. Queue the same conversation another 2 times, the last time I told him I'd blow my stack if he did it again. You see where this is going. He did it again.

Now - after being consistently ripped off and abused (so many kooky stories from that place) for 3 years, my time was up there anyway, and this was the time to do it.

I looked at GCD and said "Yo. We out of here?" he looked back and simply said "Yup". We stripped our aprons and in front of the entire restaurant (pizza kitchen was in full view of the entire restaurant) threw them on the bench and told NB "We quit - All this, all these tickets, all the food in the oven you've fucked up, and your mates shitty garlic bread - this is all yours now - good luck"

Then we walked out - got some coffees from the baristas, sat in front of the Pizza area and watched him absolutely FLOUNDER. He had *no* idea what he was doing and there was literally no one else there that could help him. We could see food coming out from the kitchen, but the pizza on the same ticket was taking 20m or more longer to come out, tables were hopping mad - we could hear the grumblings all around us. I'll admit it was dickish, but undeniably satisfying to behold.

That's not the pro revenge though. The Pro revenge was that I'd been stealing my timesheet every Sunday night, photocopying it and then replacing it Monday mornings. I'd been doing that for over a year. I'd also told GCD to do it.

Monday I walk in and Nick was there and was *FURIOUS* at me, as I walking in you could see his chubby face turn bright red as he bellowed across the restaurant floor "What the FUCK do you think you're doing here? Get the FUCK out and never come back".

me: Nick - we've gotta talk. We can do it here or we can do it in your office, but trust me, you want to have this conversation privately. Nick: Fine - You come with me then (desperately trying to gain the upper hand back) and he storms to his shitty little office out the back Nick: about how he's going to withhold pay and a whole heap of other illegal hot air. Me: You done? Good... Here - read this:

I hand him a print out of an excel spreadsheet, a stack of photocopied timesheets, a stack of photocopied payslips, printed copied of the wage awards, all of which detail the amount he's ripped me off for.

Me: You owe me 6 grand. I'll take cash or a cheque now.

Did I mention he and the other bosses had *just* been simultaneously raided by the tax office and that they and the business were all on thin fucking ice? Yeah, bad timing for Nick the Dick.

Nick: Spluttering, wringing his hands "But, but, I can't afford it! Look I'll show you my bank accounts" as he physically starts scrambling to find his bank statements. Me: Nick I literally don't give a shit about you, your bank accounts or your situation, you owe me 6 grand *TODAY* or I take all of this to the Tax office and all of the other relevant government departments that will be *very* interested in this, because Nick... I have a feeling if you're doing this to me, you're doing it to other staff here as well huh? As for not having the money, well, again, not my problem, but you just bought a new $60,000 Pajero, so if you have to run that down to the car yard and sell it, again I don't give a shit but I get 6 grand TODAY.

He literally teared up a little, I'm not sure why, maybe through frustration, rage or just being screwed by someone he though waaaaay beneath him. But seeing a grown man who's abused you for many years cry at your hands is a pretty beautiful thing to behold as a 20yr old kid.

I got a cheque that day for my whole 6 grand (and yes, it cashed), but the best was walking out of his office with GCD standing there who deadpan just looked him in the eyes and said "Nick, we need to talk..." and in they walked in to do the same thing. $10k he "lost" that day.

The best part? A few of my friends at the restaurant caught wind of the fact that I had *enraged* him and asked what it was all about - I let them know how they were being screwed, how to take copies of all of their timesheets, and where to find the relevant laws. I know of several other people who did the same thing to him.

And that was how I left the hospitality industry and started working in my field of study, never to look back.

Hope you enjoyed my cake day present to y'all!

(source) story by (/u/faidel)

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jasasvimmojimmanama · 3 years

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A cry for help...I need some advice, please

Hi. So, I am really in a difficult situation, that is I don’t know what is going on with my boyfriend and I’m afraid we’re going to break up. I know it may seem silly, it something that happens all the time, but I feel so exhausted and I need to tell somebody my story, and maybe to have a second opinion.

I’ve had a difficult life, full of illnesses and losses. I have depression and some anxiety attacks, but I stopped seeing the therapist years ago because my family thought it was stupid. Now I am afraid to start again (plus I felt awkward) and I could not afford it. Anyway, I tried to manage it. I had ups and downs, but in the last two years I kind of started seeing some results. That is mainly because of my boyfriend.

On the one hand, I felt as if it was finally my time to be happy. I felt as if it was time for me to have a family, because my real family...is not a family. I have no contact with my family except for my dad and granny but I do not have a good relationship with them, especially not with my dad who is the main source of my mental illness. My bf gave me hope: he seemed to be in love with me, he talked about family, having kids, even kind of proposed, living together....and his family loved me.

On the other hand, he is quite focused on his life and his life only. He loves his family very much and he never seemed to include me fully in his life, not like he does with his family. He put me (it seems to be) in the last place. family, fake friends and work were more important. he preferred being with his friend the day of our anniversay than with me, he wanted to stay with his fam and not me on Chirstmas and his bday, when we started living together he went back home every weekend. he decided everything on his own or with his family....

I gave up my dreams and twisted my life for him because he didn’t want to move away from his city and he wasn’t ready to change his plans to see me. I did it because I believed in us, in his words and promises.

I kind of suffered a lot for his behavoir but never truly spoke to him. Well, I told him something, maybe how i felt but not everytime and not everything, but the things that made me upset were always the same and i was worried that if i would insist and repeat myself, he would leave me and i would be once again alone.

i always hoped that after he would move in with me, things would change and get real. they didn’t. i spoke to him, openly and honestly, not to reproach him, but to make him understand that i was suffering and that i couldn’t carry the whole relationship on my own and that i felt as if all the promises were just words. he sais he finally understood, he thanked me and said he couldn’t live without me.

then, he started to act weirdly. he didn’t talk to me much, he stopped asking me how my day was or to tell me his day, he texted me differently, he didn’t want to make love with me. then he told me a girl tagged him on FB. i overreacted, but because i connected his strange behavior to that girl + it wasn’t a friend of his and he sweared thet have NEVER spoken etc. so i didn’t understand how come she tagged him. then months later (It may seem weird, but sometimes i have like premonitory dreams) i dreamt of him texting this girl. in the morning i looked through his phone and found a conversation with her, nothing special but still, he lied to me and hid the convo. I am ashamed of what i did, i thought i would never do something like that, but i wasn’t thinking. when he came from work he packed his stuff. eventually he stayed and the morning after he said he agreed to be still together. he said he did it to protect me, but he never apologised nor said he was sorry hor hiding the chat, he said he didn’t know whether he would ever again be honest and that he was kind of relieved i discovered him.

he went back home because of a job. 3 weeks he said. in 2 and a half weeks he didn’t do anything. i was upset and said it wasn’t right. he said he doesn’t know how he feels about us, that he feels as if i don’t support him (i can give u 1000 examples it’s not true). He said to cancel the papers. 2 weeks before that i told him that maybe i was pregnant. during that call he said (in response to what i told him) that yes, he won’t come home to see me, but he would if i’d have an abortion. then i didn’t hear from him even though he said we would. he texted me for easter and after a week i decided to call him. he hasn’t asked me about the pregnancy, nor how i feel. he didn’t answer me (if we are on a break or if it’s a break up) but he said he was confused, that he doesn’t know what his feelings are etc and that he thinks that i’ll suffer with him and he won’t change and that he won’t be able to keep the promises but that he believed in them when he promised me those things. i told him to forget those promises but he said it wasn’t possible because if we do it, the first time he won’t do something i, i would think also about the past promises etc.

i still do not know wheter we’re together or not. i am crying all day and night. i cannot sleep properly, if i fall asleep i dream about him and i wake up, i cannot focus on work. i feel destroyed. i do not know what to think. i don’t know how to deal with it. how can it be that he went from “i can’t live without you” to a “idk how i feel, i don’t see a future” in less than 2 months?

i haven’t said a lot of things, it would take too much time. but i though of suicide, he knows it, he saw that i was looking something about it on the net. he knows i am not fine, that i am willing to continue our story, that i love him a lot. why does he not love me back? has he ever loved me? how can i deal with it? how can i start a life after him? for the first time i thought i could be happy and now i feel as if i’ll never be happy because i don’t deserve it. sorry for the mistakes but english is not my first language and i am really too tired.

#advice #advise #psychology #relationship #relationships #breaks #breakup #help #depression #anxiety #delusion #illusion #helpme #crying #cry

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pbandjesse · 3 years

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Guess who did not sleep well last night!! It was me!! I couldnt fall asleep at all until like 3 and then I woke up every time James moved or their was a sound. It was terrible. When James woke me up at 8 apparently I gave him such a scowl he just put the blanket over me and let me sleep another hour.

I didnt feel great. But I shook it off eventually. I actually felt pretty good overall today. I got up and got dressed and felt really cute. James made me a sandwich. It was a good morning.

I worked on art a lot today. Just a little of a few different projects. It was really nice. James went for a bike ride and I just worked in the studio and it was good. People really responded to my bear print and so I opened up commissions for that. And I have sold two prints! I had a really nice time making the prints though and because Im using paint I had to make a line to hang the prints from. It was a fun morning.

I played a little animal crossing. Not much work to do anymore so I just checked in, fished for a little, and then back to art.

We got 4 packages in the mail today! It was very exciting. I got a bear that James bought for me. And my new crochet hooks came! And sweetp's christmas fish. And our allergy medication. It was like chirstmas all over again.

When James got home we decided we would go for a walk by the water in the park near Johns Hopkins. He got cleaned up and we headed out. Took the clothes down we were donating and took our recycling so we could make a stop at the center. And we lucked out that there was no line when we headed over there.

I had a nice time walking around the park. This one is much more rugged and I was glad I actually wore my boots. We saw a hawk drop some prey and so James wanted to go try and find what they dropped. But no luck. It was just really beautiful though. I had a great time and we even found some shells and a toy truck? Crazy.

I got a little overheated because I had a jacket over my sweater so we headed back towards the car. Stopped at burger king for a late lunch, and headed home.

We ate in the living room. Watched some videos. And then we hung out. I eventually worked on some more art. Laid in the dungeon while James played games. It was a nice day.

I took my nail polish off since it was so chipped. Maybe Ill try again. I laid on the couch and James rode over to the grocery store to get some stuff for his falafel dinner he was planning. When he got back and started working on that it smelled so good in here and tasted even better. I am so lucky to have him and that he cooks so well.

I have been hanging out watching videos for a while while James was on a call with his friends. They are going to start a new monster game together. It will be fun to listen to. He asked if I wanted to play but I just dont think I can do it. Thats okay.

I am hoping to sleep better tonight. Wish me luck. It hasnt been going well!! Ugh. Goodnight everyone!

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karmitofenix · 2 years

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Wanted to write Fanfic, but I feel somewhat pathetic writting anything less than good, my first fic has heavily critized for it grammar.

English is not my first language, and I am not the always the greastest writer, and never been the best student of my class about making essays, but I try.

And post some, Weirdly enough I didn't have a Writer Block, as of Creativity nor Willingness to write, Is mostly the feeling of wasting my time.

Sometimes I don't really think about that and try to live my life, but I been a teenager before Covid and now I an adult, and I always hated the thought of being an adult, of growing up, not the responsabilites.

The losses, of not being allowed to be me, to not being able to part of my parents lives anymore, to not being there when they need me, to not being around to support my sibling,...yet I am the oldest and my younger sibling is just far more independent than me.

And just like many things in this year and the last I broke many personal promises, ones made by me, for me, I wished, after working ass to barely get into and pass the first semester on University, I could just relax and let this last year go, so I promised I would relax this year, specially after giving up Chirstmas or X-Mas, I'm not "American", But it a holiday of kindness and hope, of family and friends, I had to give up over one more day of study.

Before this lockdown, I had many thing I wished I could do, either couldn't do or ended badly, and didn't make the effort worthy, meet some new people at least, make a new friend or two.

I made some music, wrote My personal ideas which not a lot of people liked, but a good amount read it, I learned how to cook, I learned how to mess around with games, studied like hell and did a lot of things, and learned how to appreciate life.

...But my parents got Covid, like my father had to get to the hospital and my mother had to stay far away from us, and need to get away until recovery,...To those who say Covid is fake, and Govern conspiracy, I had to dread about my father's Death for days, he had to get treatment, he had to receive therapy to recover proper moviment.

My grandma gotten real sick, barely could talk to her when I call for her, like maybe a sentence or two without waiting.

I had some sttrugles remembering the good parts,...but Sometimes, I remember I spend most of the last year, scared of dying while I was sleeping, and still I am.

I think, how I never really finished properly my High School Equivalent, how I didn't say goodbye properly to no one, how I going straight to adult life, not really getting married, maybe have a child, maybe have good job, will be going to a lot of funerals, I have a lot of uncles and aunts from one side of the family, then eventually I be having white hair, and make a gamble of praying of having some After Life where I can meet my parents.

For either those who believes or don't believe, the world is filled with lot of things we don't know, and the things we know had to debated over and over again to be proven, and many moments of our life we had been proven about things we believed don't exist or just is quite what we expected, After Life is debatable, because Life itself is debatable to workable, After Life is either endless or non existent, I don't which one is better or which one we deserve.

Look I feel like failure, but I want to be secure my parents will be in a better place not matter what, and I cannot bring people from the Dead, I don't want to live forever, but I don't want to cease to exist, to not be me, to not think or breathe again.

I drifted back in and out.

My grandfather has been once a child like many others, his parents might been happy over his achievements, and allowed him out of his house.

Just like my grandmother.

Just like my father.

Just like my mother.

Many don't really care when a old person dies...they are old, they lived "whole lives".

I didn't have a "full childhood", there things I wished have done and enjoyed, there things I never do and never will and regret.

Good and Bad, there must be both to life to make sense, yet I wished there balance, so many children could have wonderful childhoods.

Life is precious, yet We kill so many to get some confort, entrainment, just friendships, and taking care of our animals friends, to get rid of our enemies when they cannot be reason with.

The universe will begin from nowhere, when The universe ends, The universe will begin from nowhere.

Drifting further and further.

Frankly I wished I could hug my parents, better than plagued with those thoughts of mine.

#this might be relatable

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aleakimbtob-blog · 6 years

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Twin Flames & True Love

Chapter 7: The Reason Why

Sungjae bore his eyes into Sooyoung's. Then darted to her lips. It was quiet and he can feel his heart racing.

Am I not too fast? Is it okay to kiss her now?

He thought of those as he was slowly leaning closer to her, he was waiting for a reaction. And then he saw her closing her eyes.

He examined her features as he got closer. Her skin is so smooth; eyes are pretty even when closed. And her pink lips are so inviting.

His breath is now fanning her lips

Closer

"Uh- chogiyo, sorry to interrupt but the planetarium will be closing in 10 mins"

A guy in a security guard uniform said and they quickly pulled away and went out of the big room.

They got out of the building quietly. It was already late at night. It was colder and the falling snow seems a lot more than the previous nights.

There was an awkward silence for a while and when their eyes met, they burst in laughter

"Sooyoung-ah, it's getting colder. I'll take you home." He held Sooyoung's hand and they walked in the cold side by side.

Sungjae left his near the park. They just walked all day since the places they went to were just near to each other. And it's better because they talked a lot and got to know each other better.

When they got to his car, he opened the door in the passenger's seat for her. She told her where her apartment is and drove her there.

He pulled in front of the building and they got out of the car.

"Thank you for today. I really enjoyed and it was a mission success. You made me happy." She said smiling from ear to ear

"I'm glad you're happy." He smiled back "Go on inside, you might catch a cold." He gestured her to go inside

"Arasseo, you drive safely okay? Text me when you get home." She reminded him

"Yes ma'am" Sungjae replied in a formal way that made Sooyong stifle a laugh

He waved and turned his back when she called him "Sungjae oppa"

He turned around "Yes?"

"It'll be Christmas eve tomorrow. We have an early dinner party at eomma's house. Do you want to come?" She asked hoping he'll say yes.

"Sure, I'll come." He replied "Just text me the time and address. Now go in, the snow is falling harder." He was worried Sooyoung might catch a cold and insisting her to go inside

She nodded and turned to the building entrance.

She was about to step forward when she remembered something.

He called Sungjae and walked up to him.

"Thank you again." She tiptoed and gave a peck on his cheek "Take care and goodnight" then Sooyoung ran to the building.

Sungjae stood frozen in front of his car. His hand touched his cheek and smiled to himself.

Goodnight Sooyoung-ah.

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"Sooyoung-ah, can you cut the vegetables please?"

"Ne, eomma. I'm just gonna put this fruit salad in the freezer"

It was a warm Christmas eve at the Park's. It'll only be a few hours before the dinner party and they are now preparing the food for later.

It smells nice in the kitchen. Her eomma is cooking slow braised ribs with carrots and potatoes. They will also bave oxbone soup, kimchi stew for the main course hotteok, bunggeopang for the snacks and fruit salad, creme brulee, and white chocolate cake for dessert.

When they were done preparing, Sooyoung showered and prepped for the mini gathering.

They were putting the food on the table when the doorbell rang. Her mother opened it, it was Young Joon, her father.

"Soomin-ah. Sooyoung-ah. Merry Christmas" he smiled at them as he entered the door. The last time they saw each other, Sooyoung was not in a good mood. But now, she felt a little lighter

"Hello Appa. Come in, Merry Christmas!" She hugged him. His father was teary-eyed when he was returning the hug.

"You're the first guest, maybe they'll start coming here now." Sooyoung's eomma said and motioned him to a seat.

After a few minutes the doorbell rang again, it was Sooyoung's turn to open the door

"KYAAAH! MERRY CHRISTMAS SOOYOUNG AH" "WE MISSED YOU!" two girls were jumping up and down when they saw her. The older ome was very pretty and has small features. And her sister has cat-like eyes and disappears when she smiles

"JOOHYUN EONNIE! SEULGI EONNIE!" she screamed as they hugged each other.

"Why didn't you tell me you were coming to Korea? I should've visited you" Sooyoung folded her arms and pouted

"Aigoo, we wanted to surprise you! We asked your eomma not to tell you and surpise!" Seulgi said and Sooyoung glared at her eomme who just said sorry and laughed.

"Maja! We missed last year's Christmas eve party and we got a chance to come here so we grabbed the opportunity. Besides, we're the only ones here. Eomma and Appa are still in Taiwan." Joohyun agreed with Seulgi

Joohyun and Seulgi are sisters. They are Sooyoung's cousin. They moved to Taiwan years ago when their parents started their business there and decided to stay there. Sooyoung only sees them a few times a year so she was really glad they were able to attend tonight's dinner.

They were in the middle of catching up when another ring of the doorbell was heard

"Merry Christmas eonnie!" Yeri kissed Sooyoung on the cheek " Merry Christmas Sooyoungie! Can we eat now?" Seungwan asked her.

"Merry Christmas! Seungwan eonnie, you hadn't come in the house yet and you already asked for food?" She laughed and led them to the living room where Seulgi and Joohyun was.

When they saw the two, they did the same thing when they first saw Sooyoung "KYAAAH! EONNIES YOU'RE HERE!" Yeri hugged them both "SEULGI-AH! JOOHYUN EONNIE!" Seungwan joined them and soon they were all hugging including Sooyoung.

"ASA! Red Velvet is complete!" they became friends through Sooyoung. When they were introduced to each other, they just clicked and became the best of friends.

They always get together in the KTV to sing and dance till they drop. Yeri decided that they need a group name like they're idols and they agreed on the name 'Red Velvet'

"Woah Joohyun eonnie, it's just 2 years since I saw you but why do you look a lot older now? Yeri teased the eldest

"Watch what you say Yeri-ah." She jokingly glared at her

Yeri acted scared and they laughed "Arasso eonnie! Mianhe" she put up two fingers to form a peace sign

"Hey Seulgi-ah. Where is the guy you said you met a few months ago? Are you dating him?" Seungwan nudged Seulgi

Seulgi blushed "Aniya. We just got each other's contact number. He stayed in Taiwan for a week because their school orchestra was invited to play for the event of Appa's company. He is the coordinator and we just kinda talked and eat out, then he came back here. I didn't see him since then but we keep in touch"

"Well tell him you're here! So you can see each other again." Sooyoung said happily

"Yeah and you can stop talking about how you miss seeing his cute eye smile" Joohyun chuckled and Seulgi hit her arm "Eonnie!"

"How about you Joohyun eonnie? Isn't Ilhoon oppa coming?" Sooyoung asked facing Joohyun

"He said he'll be a little bit late, Eunkwang oppa asked him a favor to go somewhere so they'll be here later."

More people came in. Soomin's two bestfriends also came and Sooyoung greeted them.

"Sooyoung-ah! Girls! Dinner time." Her mom called them in the dining room.

When Sooyoung was about to sit down, she received a text message and it was from Sungjae then she heard the doorbell rang

"I'll get it" she said, thinking it was Sungjae even before reading the text message.

But when she opened it "Sooyoungie Merry Chirstmas!" Two gorgeous men were standing outside the door

"Ilhoon oppa, Eunkwang oppa Merry Christmas! Come in. You came at the right time, we were just about to eat" she said letting them come in while hiding the slight disappointment in her voice

Why hasn't he come yet?

"Jagiya!" Ilhoon gave his girlfriend Joohyun a kiss on the cheek. She just slapped his arm lightly "You're late" she replied coldly

"It was Eunkwang hyung's fault!" He pointed at his older brother "Arasso! Mianhe, it's my fault." Eunkwang admitted and turned to greet the others and sat beside Seungwan "Annyeong Seungwan-ssi" he shyly waved at her "Annyeong" returning his greeting with a small smile

Yeri and Seulgi looked at each other and stifled little coughing sounds. They know that Seungwan has a crush on Eunkwang and so is Eunkwang. They won't just admit it.

Ilhoon and Joohyun were still bickering when Sooyoung opened Sungjae's message

:Sooyoung-ah. My appa said he has something to say important to us at dinner. I'm sorry I don't think I can make it in time. 🙁 But I promise I'll try to come! Enjoy dinner and Merry Christmas!

She was saddened by the message. She was really hoping he would come

"Eonnie, isn't Sungjae coming yet?" Yeri asked Sooyoung who was sitting next to her "Who's Sungjae?" Seulgi asked "Eonnie's boyfriend" Sooyoung glared at Yeri when she said that

"What?! You already have a boyfriend?" Seulgi exclaimed

"Boyfriend? You?"

"Who's the lucky guy?"

"Sooyoung-ah, when did you started dating?"

"Is he coming here tonight?"

As soon as they heared Seulgi the started asking questions with no breaks "Relax guys! Yeri was exaggerating. He is not my boyfriend. I just went out with him once a few days ago. And no, he just texted that he can't make it." She answered them all at once

"Wow. Park Sooyoung finally agreed to go out with a guy" Ilhoon said while slowly holding Joohyun's hand "If he's a great guy like me, then you found the right one, right Jagiya?"

"Stop being cheesy! I'm still mad at you" she yanked her hand away from him. Wendy and Eunkwang were laughing at them.

"We have got to meet him before we go back to Taiwan Sooyoung-ah" Seulgi's eyes were shining when she said that

Sooyoung nodded happily "Eoh eonnie, let's eat out after the new year"

When they were settled they started thanking for the meal and ate. All of them loved the food Sooyoung and her eomma cooked "Yeoksi Mrs. Park, your cooking is the best!" Eunwkang holding the fork with ribs sticked on it looking like his doing a 'thumbs up'

"Thank you Eunkwang-ah." Her eomma laughed "eat well and enjoy the dinner everybody!"

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They finished eating and they chat for a while, exchanged gifts then one by one they went home to celebrate Christmas with their own families.

Sooyoung and her mom were cleaning the dining table when she saw a purse on the seat Seungwan was, she typed a message to her to saying that she left her purse at the house

And the doorbell rang. Before sending it, she rushed to the door "Seungwan eonnie, you-"

She stopped when she saw a man standing at the door, with a paper bag in his hand "Merry Christmas Sooyoung-ah" he handed her the gift and flashed a warm smile

She was still in a surprised state while receiving the gift "You're here."

"I told you I'll try to come. Here I am" he said putting his hands in his pockets

"Oh you must be cold, come inside."

Her eomma and her appa called her "Sooyoung-ah, who's at the door?"

Sooyoung let the man inside. She looked at him and then to her parents

"Eomma, Appa, this is Yook Sungjae."

She can't hide the smile on her face while introducing him to her parents. She never introduced anyone besides her first boyfriend and it was such a long long time ago.

She is happy

and she never felt this kind of happy for quite a long while

And this man beside her,

The one she's introducing to her eomma and appa

He is mostly the reason why

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peanutbutterjell · 2 years

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I’m just out of my feelings. Has anyone got back together wit they ex friend???? I have started feeling LOST without my sons daddy. I really thought that he loved me more than he actually really did. I felt super close to him and really ‘in love’!

Nobody has ever made me feel so ‘in love’ but I do believe in that saying that goes, ‘’if u love than let go’’ because everybody needs SPACE and me time. I was obsessed though. My sons daddy is just too good looking! And no, I do not have any pictures

With the way things used to be he probably will not ever get back with me coz I was crazy bitch! I went every where he went and would never ever give him space or time to hisself. I have really thought a lot of how I can change my ways and be a better person. I’m really not upset At least I’m not completely torn up about this situation. I was young and stupid at 18 getting pregnant at 19 having my first baby. Im lucky to still have his parents involved in our sons life.

But anyway, I really think I have improved my neediness and greediness to be with him Okay of course it’s been several years that our relationship fell apart and I totally understand why he didn’t want me around becoz I was constantly in and out of jail and the mental institution so I can’t blame him I’m not hoping or wishing that he’ll come back but I do pray That he will eventually love me again. Who says you can’t have a bed of roses? I ate that YELLOW rose.

God says that anything is possible, to believe in miracles and pray for his guidance. His family is very religious. Chirstmas is around the corner, my family has always celebrated Christs birthday Gathering with family is one of our favorite traditions and gift giving during these times on the holidays. It’s sad to say that we don’t have enough time for god all the time but it’s true we say god comes first and he does although we save most worshiping time for Dec 25th If I could spend more time worshiping I would go to church as much as I could every Sunday or Wednesday and reading the Bible but my mind is just so mumbo jumbo (mumbled jumbled) with too many thoughts 💭 I guess I should pray for myself about that too! Feeling lost on one hand Or feeling found in a different way. My life has just been thrown about into prison and PCHS I am finally free now. I haven’t either been in the institution for several years now neither. So maybe when things get going everything will change. But I can’t just walk into someone’s Into someone’s life without an invitation.

Just like they say misery loves company and that the uninvited won’t make it back out alive is true!!! I know because I have been there, I really really did and I am sorry to bring back up bad times or memory that was scary. I promise that I promise that I’m not going to repeat the same crime that I had committed but you have to understand that it had been a very long time ago and I have been punished for several days, weeks, months at a time in CCJ and just hated my own actions so much!!! That on the Bible I just really wanted to apologize and hope that you can accept this and forgive me. I know that I have sinned against god and hurt people but I have also helped loved ones along the way and been a Good Samaritan to the poor or needy.

Anyway! If you’re reading this I am sorry I’m sorry for treating you so bad. I want u to hear me say this that You do, you deserve better than what you had. Jesus Christ has been my savior and held my hand all the way. Praise God that he shines on me aw and I love you 💕 JP ♥️ you are one in a nation wonderful person You were such a sweet heart and I am blessed to have your son. I thank god that I am still alive without you I would be dead! One more time babe I am really sorry for being such a fucking crazy bitch!!!!

I hope you’re not holding any grudge against me baby. I luv u fur real thoug I always thought I would end up like my mom with out my child’s fraternal father because I just thought that. But I know that gods plan is different for everyone and prayer works. My mom and dad divorced when I were very young. Although that they split up I still had visitation Well that’s the truth.

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the-kittens-of-vol-tron · 6 years

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So I was informed that you wanted prompts (IDK if you've done this one yet) so: Lance wants to celebrate Christmas with his Space Family but none of them like Christmas/ don't listen to the suggestions he has about celebrating.

I was waiting for something like this

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Lance had been counting down that days till Christmas as soon as Matt and Pidge developed a calendar that synced to Earth time. Every day he would draw an “X” over the past day and quickly count the number of days remaining. It was already the 22nd and the castle was still as bare as any other day.

Lance wondered around the halls, dragging his fingers along the walls as he hummed a festive tune in his head. He stopped and glanced in the common room, letting his eyes soak up the plain room before frowning slightly, we need to decorate. Lance tapped his chin a few times, thinking at everything he could use to decorate.

After creating a mental list of supplies Lance took off running down the hallway, he at least needed to ask Allura.

“ALLURA I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!” Lance bolted onto the bridge, skidding to a stop when he noticed Allura in a deep conversation with Coran and Shiro.

Allura pulled her attention away from the two men she was talking to and folded her hands in front of her, smiling at the new red palaidn. “Yes Lance? What is it?”

Lance smoothed down his hair and returned the smile. “Well you see back on Earth there is a holiday known as Chrtistmas, not everybody celebrates it depending on religion and personal views but I think that we should celebrate it in space. You know, bring something from Earth to space.” Lance wasn’t sure why his heart was racing but he found that he could no longer look Allura in the eye. Why am I so anxiouse? Maybe he was scared she would say no or tell him he needed to focus more.

Allura dropped her ears slightly in thought, her eye brows twisting together in confusion. “What is Chirstmas? I apologize for my lack of knowlegde in Earthlin holidays.”

Lance quickly gave a breif explaniation, discussing the presents, to the decorations, to the religious reasons, and how it’s a holiday for bring family and friends together.

The princess twitched her ears a few times, letting the new knowledge settle in her brain before parting her lips slightly. “You want to bring this to the castle?” Lance bobbed his head a few times, anticipating her response. She tapped her chin a few times and turned towards the other to males, Coran twisting his mustache between his fingers and Shiro keeping his face neutral. “I’m sorry Lance, maybe we can do something small but nothing major, we are planning on meeting up with the Blade to attack the Galra. This is one of the only times we will get this shot on them, but don’t fret, we will do what we can.”

Lance dropped his head slightly before planting a smile on his face, “it’s alright, a hero’s job is never done.”

She gave him a pained smile before gentle touching his shoulder and turning back towards Coran and Shiro, leaving Lance to sulk out of the room.

Lance began to pace around the castle, wondering the halls in complete boredom. If I have time to be bored, why can’t we decorate at least? He turned towards the kitchen, peaking his head in the door to look at Hunk, who was moving around the kitchen, an apron tied around his waist. “Hey buddy!” He entered the room, greeting Hunk with a small wave.

Hunk grinned at his friend and continued whatever he was doing, throwing things into a bowl and stirring it with a metal object. “What’s up Lance?”

“Oh you know, just wondering around, what about you?” Lance moved over to one of the various counters and jumped up on one, letting his legs swing freely

“Making a snack for Pidge, Matt, and I, we’ve spent the entire day trying to develop a new power source to use in case our lions ever shut down on us again.” He continued to stir the contents in the bowl and Lance lowered his head before stopping his legs.

After a few ticks of silence Lance’s eyes followed Hunk around the room as he place a few more things onto a plate, putting the mixture in the center. “Do you need any help?”

Hunk shrugged his shoulders, grabbing a few utensils before turning to face his friend. “Honestly no, I think we’re all good, but you’re more than welcomed to come chill with us.”

Lance nodded his head and jumped off the counter, “no I’m all good man, I think I’ll just go lie down for a little bit, I haven’t been sleeping well.” He started to make his way out of the kitchen before Hunk stopped him.

“Everything okay?” His voice held nothing but concern and Lance gave him a weak smile.

“yeah, you know Christmas is coming up right?”

Hunk lifted his head up slightly before widening his eyes, “you’re right! I can’t believe that we all forgot about it.” Hunk crossed his arms and frowned slightly, “if I wasn’t so busy with our project I would totally make some cookies.”

Lance patted his friends shoulder, “it’s all good, we are paladins after all, we have more important responsibilities.”

Hunk laughed in repsonse, mumbling something about losing sleep and Lance left the room, sluggishly making his way to his room.

He couldn’t sleep, he could only stare at the celling, letting his eyes memorize the smooth surface. He knew that he could simply decorate the castle all by himself but where was the fun in that? Lance turned onto his side and hugged his pillow, why did he feel so lonely? He could hang out with anyone if he wanted to but why did he hide himself in his room? He felt his eyes start to burn and soon familiar hot liquid started to fall down his face.

He quickly wiped his eyes, cursing himself for being so childish, come on, you’re seventeen, act like it. Don’t cry over a stupid holiday. He shook his head a few times as memories of his family began to fill his mind. Presents with his family, dinner with his grandparents, going to the beach with his family, he missed everything. “I just want to be home.” Lance closed his eyes, attempting to force himself to sleep until a small buzz filled his room and he leaned over and grabbed his transmitter that was vibrating quietly. who is calling me? He glanced at the ID and wiped his eyes again, Keith.

“Hello?” Lance’s voice cracked slightly and he slightly cursed at himself.

“Lance, can you do me a favor, I need to get a hold of Sh- are you alright?” Keith adjusted himself slightly on the other side of the transmitter and sat up a bit straighter.

Lance nodded his head, praying that the conversation would just go back to whatever Keith needed. “I’m fine, what do you need me to tell Shiro?”

Keith frowned, “no tell me what’s wrong, ha-have you been crying?” He sounded uncomfortable and Lance couldn’t blame him, he knew Keith wasn’t very good with emotions.

“Um kinda, you know Christmas is coming up and I guess I just miss my family right now. I asked Allura if we can do something but she said that we we’re to busy and Hunk, Matt and Pidge and working on a big project. You’re gone so I can’t even ask you if you wanted to do something because you’re with the Blade now.”

Keith nodded a few times, “I’ve never even celebrated Christmas before so I wouldn’t be much help anyways.”

Lance’s eyes widened at the new information and he sat up on the bed, clutching the transmitter tighter. “You haven’t? why not?”

Keith shrugged, “just never celebrated it I guess.”

“Well if you were here I would have dragged you round to help me decorate.” Both boys fell into a fit of laughter and Lance hugged his pillow a bit tighter.

Keith chuckled a few more times and look past the camera, listening to what someone else was saying before looking back at Lance. “Can’t you just decorate by yourself?”

“Not the same.”

“I understand I suppose, hey Lance I need to go.” Keith started to stand up and straighten up his suit.

“What did you want me to tell Shiro?”

“Nothing, not important. Bye Lance.”

“Bye mullet.” Lance put the transmitter down and flopped down on his bed. Screw it, I’m going to go decorate.

Lance spent nearly every waking and free moment of his days decorating various rooms around the castle. He started with the common room, then moved to the bridge, then the kitchen, then the halls ways. He used random things, borrowed fabric from Allura’s room and made snowflakes out of chunks of ice from Blue. It was nearly perfect, all he was missing was a tree and presents. The tree was the most difficult thing for Lance to find but he managed to sneak away in Blue to buy presents for all of his teammate, even getting Keith one, despite the fact he wasn’t really part of Voltron anymore.

Everyone watched him move around the castle, smiling at him and offering help whenever they had a few extra minuets to spare but Lance would tell them he was all good. He didn’t want to bother them with this. “Well Blue I think we’re all done.” Lance looked around the hanger and patted his lions paws.

“Lance, my boy, you have to come with me.” Coran waved at him from the door leading into the hanger and Lance jogged over to him.

“What’s up Coran?” He gave the older man a smile before Coran reached for his hand and started pulling him down the hallway.

“You must come here, I have something to show you.”

Lance giggled slightly and walked behind Coran, it was the 25th and around 9am but Lance didn’t feel like sleeping, despite how tired he was. It was Christmas after all. I wonder what my family is doing right now? Are they celebrating without me? No doubt they put my stocking up. He followed Coran into the common room, his eyes widening at what he saw.

Everyone was in the room, paper santa hats placed on their heads and Keith stood by a make shift tree, watching Hunk intently as he placed an ordiment on one of the branches.

“You didn’t”

“But we did my boy, we’re all sorry that we couldn’t help you out earlier and it’s not completely done but we finally got a break today and Hunk and i went to go this debenzus or what Hunk calls a tree.” Coran gesture to the tall plant like object in the room and Lance felt more tears fill his eyes.

“Thank you so much.” He wiped his eyes as he felt arms embrace him one by one. Lance hugged his teammates back, making sure everyone knew how much he appreciated them. It may not be his traditional christmas, but he could make it work.

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Happy Ending!

Also I hope you like it! I don’t think it’s that good but this helped me actually write agin!

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!

#happy holidays #merry Christmas #christmas prompt #holiday prompt #langst #langst prompt #long post #my writing #bless #i hope you like it #thank you!#sorry it's so bad #i tried

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forevertrueblue · 6 years

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A Different Kind of Holiday Wishlist (Blogmas Day #9)

A few years ago I mostly stopped asking for Christmas gifts. Around age 18 I made a deliberate effort to focus on experiences rather than things, and I told my family I would rather use most of the money they would have spent on gifts for things like travel and shows. My parents aren’t interested in buying or receiving a lot of physical items either, so the holiday season for us generally consists of decorating, preparing and eating food, and going to movies and live shows. So instead of a gifts, I’ve created a wishlist of experiences I would like to have by the time New Year’s rolls around:

1. See a Santa Claus Parade: From what I understand most places in America have Thanksgiving parades with Santa Claus at the end. We do the same thing in Canada except Thanksgiving is in October here so we call them “Santa Claus parades”. I’ve been to a few Santa Claus parades and was even part of one once representing my town’s library, but the one my family has attended the past few years is the one in my dad’s old hometown. It’s one of those country towns where everyone knows everyone else so most of the floats are homemade and often include dogs that everyone wants to pet. This has already been checked off my list because this year’s was last weekend. I don’t remember many cool floats from this year like the one with the giant owl flying around or the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation tribute from previous years, but we did get to see the dairy farmers hand out Cheese Strings! I think one year my family and their friends want to enter a float to make sure there’s at least one fun and memorable one in the parade, which would be pretty cool.

2. Go to a Christmas Market: I live near Toronto and have heard about a couple of these going on, but I haven’t been yet since I work retail and sometimes have strange hours. I’m not entirely sure what they are but friends have said good things, so I’m planning to try to get down to one on a day I have off.

3. See The Illusionists: Live From Broadway: This show came to Toronto last year and I missed it because of DWTS tour VIP with friends. I really loved that experience and am glad I did it but I am SO happy another version of the show is coming back to the city because I’ve gotten more into magic lately and really want to see some live! The Illusionists is a cool show because it’s a bunch of magicians who do different types of magic, so a lot of different things are covered. Also I found out Colin Cloud from AGT (which I blog for Pure TV Network) is involved in the Toronto version which makes it even more exciting! (It also makes me wish I saw it last year because he was in it then too but maybe it’s better I didn’t because if I had I have a feeling “Pure AGT” would have turned into “Pure Colin Cloud” for the season and that probably would have turned off a lot of my readership. :P)

5. Have a Roast Turkey for Dinner: Every Christmas and Thanksgiving ot family has an argument about what to eat. Since there are only three of us in my (plus Zoey) we don’t really NEED a turkey, but a chicken doesn’t feel special enough to me. We used to just get a chicken and be done with it, but since we’ve cut down on gifts my argument for making the meal special has more weight. Nowadays we usually end up getting turkey for one holiday and something else for the other. The original plan was Thanksgiving turkey and Chirstmas ham, but we couldn’t find a ham that was suitable for all of us, so it changed to Thanksgiving roast beef and Christmas turkey. I’m still nervous my mom is going to secretly get a chicken instead so I’ll have to make sure the turkey is in our house before the stores close on Christmas Eve.

4. Put Together a Stocking for Zoey: This one actually does involve gifts but most of them are going to be toys and Zoey tends to prefer playing with others than doing so alone. So I’m counting it as an experience! I already have most of the toys, but I’m having trouble finding a stocking that’s the appropriate size. A normal one would look silly, so I’m looking for something smaller. People have suggested I use a sock, but that seems kind of cheap (even for a cat’s present) and she’d probably think it was a toy for her and go on to steal all my socks for herself! So I’ll probably end up buying a regular-sized one after all.

#christmas #me #zoey #blogmas

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safyresky · 7 years

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37, 43, 46, 48 with Jacquie, Elle, Dite, and Jack (again), Christmas party addition?

Ahahahaha you are really liking this combo, aren’t you mellobean? (I know I kinda am, and it’s gr8 practise for me to write Dite tbh.Also!!! If you’re predominantly on mobile and read mores don’t wanna work letme know and I’ll get rid of the read more and just tag it as a long post)

37: “Can you just shut up for five minutes?” 43: “Why are you/we whispering?” 46: “Shut up, I am a delight!” 48: “Now, just hold on a diddly darn minute.”

“Isn’t that a bit of a hassle though?” Dite asked, grabbing anotherglass of cider as an elf with a tray passed by.

“Not really,” Jacqueline replied, helpingherself to a glass as well. “I mean icicles are a really hard medium towork with, of course, especially on a dress, but it reallymakes the look, you know?”

“Well for your super-fancy-formal-wear yeah, I suppose…butI like the frosty dress a bit better,” Dite said. “It looks less like it’sstrangling you.”

Jacqueline blinked. “I’m flattered,” she said, smiling,a slight blush on her face. “And it’s not strangling me, it barely touchesthe neckline Dite.”

“Jacqueline, sweetie. It looks like a corset. You know howawful those things are.”

“Yeah, I do, that’s why I don’t wear one.”

“That’s relieving to know. I’m glad you’re not beingstrangled by clothing.”

“Thanks, Dite.” Jacqueline paused, staring at her friend.The goddess seemed a little off today, and she wasn’t sure why. She keptglancing at Elle and Bernard, looking very thoughtful which could be veryconcerning, depending on the thought.

Jacqueline slid closer to the blonde, until Dite’s left wingwas almost wrapped around the sprite. “What’s got you so bothered?” shewhispered.

“You told me that the North Pole Christmas party isfor every elf to chill out,” she whispered back.

“It sure is. You’ve been here all night, you saw how it wasafter launch. That was pretty chill, by my standards.”

“Well look who is not chilling.”

“Bernard? He never chills. Unless Elle convinces him to. Orhe actally takes a break. I think he’s going to work himself to death one ofthese days.”

“Unless Elle convinces him to. Well, where’s Elle?”

“She’s right beside him—oh. She is not.” Jacqueline paused,frowning. “I think I’m beginning to see your point.”

“Why are we whispering?” said a voice.

The two Legates jumped, both realizing at the same time thatElle had snuck behind them and that’s why they hadn’t seen her anywhere.

“No reason!” Jacqueline said, clearing her throat anddusting off her dress.

“We were whispering? Wow, I didn’t even notice,” Dite added.

“You sound spacey, Aphrodite. Is everything okay?”

“Yes! I’m just dandy. What a lovely party! When Jacquelinetold me how crazy it got here I did not believe her.”

“I bet you do now,” Elle grinned.

“Absolutely. So how come you aren’t chilling out?”

Elle’s smile faltered. “I’m sorry?”

Jacqueline made a weird sound in her throat.

“You aren’t relaxing. I would assume, being Elf number 2,you work exceptionally hard. So why aren’t you winding down right now? Withyour boo?”

“Well, we have lots of time to relax later. But since Santais still out we’ve still got to work a little bit, the two of us. Then there’smaking sure everyone is enjoying themselves—Jacqueline, what’s so funny?”

“Dite called B-Man your boo.”

“You’re so mature,” Elle said, grinning.

“She’s the picture of sophisticated grace,” Ditesaid, smiling. “Now then, I can’t sit around here and watch a match such asyourself and Bernard not have fun together. C’mon,” Dite said,grabbing Elle’s hand and rushing away.

“Now just hold on a diddly darn minute—” Elle began, butDite paid her no mind. Jacqueline watched them go, thinking of what Dite might be planning and if she should go tell the love goddess to tone it down a notch.

“So, Cupid’s niece, huh?”

“What?” Jacqueline said, startled for the second time thatnight.

“You have…feelings…for Cupid’s niece?Aphrodite?”

“You’re reading into things, Jack.”

The Legend shrugged, serving his sister with an infuriatingsmirk. “Am I? I mean, you did bring her along as your date, did you not?”

“Yes, but that doesn’t mean I have a thing forher.”

“I don’t know, you two were looking mighty cozy before Elleinterrupted. And those wings do not look cozy.”

“Dite’s wings are soft and fluffy and make her hugs verygreat,” Jacqueline defended.

Jack smirked. “I knew it.”

“Can you just shut up for five minutes? Dite and I aren’tlike that! I don’t have a crush on her! She’s just someone I really like andwould stare at for days and if I don’t see her for a while it sometimes ruins my week!”

“You know what Jacqueline,” Jack said, holding up a hand indefence, “you are completely right. That is definitely not a crush, howcould I have been so wrong.?!”

“You’re the absolute worst.”

“Shut up, I’m a delight!”

“Whoever told you that lied.”

Jack rolled his eyes. “I can see I’ve hit a touchysubject so, I’ll move on. At any rate, it’s not like you were getting veryfar.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Well you were all cozy up there but then Elle came alongand so much for the coze, as you call it.”

“My slang does not suit you.”

“I know. It felt weird to say.”

“Now are you implying I couldn’t get the coze back?”

“Yes.”

“Listen. I don’t have a crush on Dite but I would like youto know I’m totally capable of cozying up to anyone.”

“Really now?”

“Really! And I’ll prove it!” Jacqueline shouted, stompingoff. “I have to go make sure Dite doesn’t go love crazy anyway!”

Jack chuckled to himself, heading back to the dessert table.

By the time Jacqueline made it over to Dite and Elle, stillin a bit of a huff, the two girls were giggling like mad.

“What are you two planning?” Jacqueline asked, eyebrowraised.

“Well, you promised me the whole Christmas experience,” Ditesaid. “And do you know what’s missing from the whole Christmasexperience?”

“Eggnog? Because there’s some over by the Naughty and NiceCentre—”

“Nope! Mistletoe,” Dite said, grinning.

“Oh dear.”

“And since Elle and her fine elven gent over there haven’twound down, and you said that usually Elle is the one to convince him to relax,I thought ‘hey, why don’t I throw them under some mistletoe?’ and I toldElle and she thought—”

“I think it’s brilliant!”

“And thankfully, I managed to come by some mistletoe,” Diteadded.

“Yes, because you wanted to make your peplos allChristmassy, so you had me help you put mistletoe on it. And the holly aroundthe bottom which hurt a lot why is that stuff so sharp?”

“We’re actually working on a softer version of holly down in Botany—”

“Elle. It’s Christmas. Seriously, stop thinking about workfor a bit,” Jacqueline teased.

“Hey, at least I’m not a Bernard,” Elle said, shrugging.

“Speaking of, I hung up the mistletoe,” Dite said, pointingto one of the archways in the Workshop. “Go make some romance happen,Elle. Do me proud!”

“I won’t let you down!” Elle said, saluting (a bit over dramatically,Jacquie thought proudly) and rushing over to Bernard.

“I’m so excited,” Dite said. “You know Jacquie, when Ido my rounds around this time of year, a lot of mistletoe shenanigans tend tohappen. They’re all lovely, of course, but it’s nice to see one that I didn’tmake happen myself. Well, completely,” the goddess said, blushing.

“Then let’s get you closer. after all, you never work from too far away.”

Ditegrinned and grabbed Jacqueline’s hand, rushing them over to the table filledwith cookies nearest to Dite’s mistletoe. They watched as Elle ran by, dragging a very confused but smiley Bernard behind her.

“I just want to show you something, B.”

“Elle, I have to go check in with Santa and—”

“Look up!”

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Heck yes.”

“Well then, if I may?”

“Heck yes!”

The two elves smooched, and Dite grinned so wide Jacqueline was afraid her face would break in two.

“You know what Elle, it’s Chirstmas Eve. Santa’s fine, and you’re right. I really do need to unwind. Want to dance?”

“Happily,” Elle said, taking the hand he offered as the two headed to the large crowd of elves dancing in front of the speaker set up.

“That was even better than I thought,” Dite said, picking up her robes and walking towards the mistletoe. Jacqueline followed, smiling to herself as she stopped beside Dite—right under the mistletoe. “Mind helping me put it back on? It was acting as one of my fibula,” Dite said.

“Of course. But first I would like to point out that we are, in fact, underneath the mistletoe.”

Dite blinked, then coloured. “Oh, geez, we are would you look at that!”

“Is it okay if I kiss you?”

Dite paused for a minute, then smiled. “Sure. Just not on the lips,” she said.

“I know,” Jacqueline replied. She stepped on her tippy toes and gave Dite’s nose a very light kiss. “Now you’ve had the full Christmas Party experience,” the sprite said, grinning.

Dite laughed.

Out in the crowd, Jack smiled to himself. “Boy Jacqueline, you sure showed me,” he said outloud, to nobody in particular.

I know I did, Jacqueline’s voice replied in his head.

dear @mellomadness and @lovelypidge, I hope u guys wanted your evenings with a side of death by fluff because HERE YOU GO, HERE’S SOME FLUFF

Thank you for the prompts, mello!!! this one was so much fun. I almost ended it after Jack said “I’M A DELIGHT” but then I was like “no I gotta keep going, I gotta make both the otps adorable”. This is sorta canon, bc I have a canon way Diteline ends up happening and maybe I’ll post it one day as a lil drabble or whatever :p

Uhh and some definitions:

Peplos is a Greek garment worn by both sexes, I believe. It’s body length with the top edge folded down half way to make it look like a second garment. It goes to about the ankles.

fibula were fancy pins used to hold up various garments in the classical world. For Dite’s outfit, they would be sitting at the shoulders, where the top edge of the peplos folds down.

This piece melted my heart tonight so I hope it does the same to you lovelies >:D

#mellomadness #prompts #the santa clause #smile shots #crystal springs #tsc #tsc: crystal springs #diteline #bernelle #jacqueline frost #aphrodite #LITERALLY THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN #me yelling in the distance: DITE IS ACE GUYS #she's not sex repulsed but she does not like to have it at all #she loves cuddles and kisses and OCCASIONALLY likes lip kisses #fun fact of the evening #tho it's. balls late almost for me #AH WELL

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bredden87 · 7 years

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Question Meme

Questions Meme

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions!

Maker. I don’t know that many people. I was tagged by @fereldenpeach! This looks like it’s going to be hard! Let’s do this!

1. Coke or Pepsi: Coke! And no they are not the same thing! 2. Disney or DreamWorks: Disney? I think? 3. Coffee or Tea: Iced Sweet Tea. 4. Books or Movies: It really depends on the series. 5. Windows or Mac: Windows 6. DC or Marvel: Marvel all the way! 7. Xbox or Playstation: Right now Playstation because it’s new and I can play the Inquisition DLC on it! 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Dragon Age! 9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night owl. 10. Cards or Chess: What kind of cards? If we’re talking poker or something, then chess. 11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 12. Vans or Converse: Converse. 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: Why? Why must you ask such difficult questions? Uh... Trevelyan? Just because she’s featured in my fic right now. 14. Fluff or Angst: All of the above! 15. Beach or Forest: I don’t do the outdoors. But I hate sand, so forest. 16. Dogs or Cats: Cats, but only because I don’t have to take them outside to use the bathroom. 17. Clear Skies or Rain: I really don’t care. As long as it’s not too hot or too cold or humid. 18.Cooking or Eating Out: I would love to eat out all the time ;) but it’s expensive. I’m really lazy too. But I cook most days. Though does boiling noodles and adding cheese count as cooking? 19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: Mild food. Though there are times when spicy is ok. 20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Chirstmas: Halloween, for sure! 21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: A little too cold. I sweat profusely if I’m even remotely hot and I hate that. I’m cold right now lol. 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Depends on the universe. If I was a mutant (think X-Men), I would want to be able to control all the properties of water. Like scientist level shit. Gas, Liquid, Solid. Even the vapor in the air. I’d be one scary mother fucker if I were evil. 23. Animation or Live Action: Again, it depends on what it is. 24. Paragon or Renegade: Um... what? I’m assuming this isn’t DA related. But based on the words themselves I’m going to say renegade. It sounds more fun! 25. Baths or Showers: Showers 26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Iron Man. 27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: All of the above! 28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? If so, what are they?

“No man is worth your tears. And the one who is won’t make you cry.” -Unknown

“Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It’s good fun, for a hermit.” - The 10th Doctor

“If you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. Maybe even throw in a heroic death.” -Varric

“Once a wise man told me. ‘Family don’t end in blood.’ But it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you. Not what you can do for them. Family is there for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back. Even when it hurts. That’s family.” - Dean Winchester

29. YouTube or Netflix: Netflix

30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter! 31. When Do You Feel Accomplished: When I get comments on my fanfic. 32. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star Wars 33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: I have more paperbook, so I guess paperback. 34. Handwriting or Typing: Typing, for sure! 35. Velvet or Satin: Neither. They are both a bitch to sew! 36. Video Games or Movies: Video Games 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon: Shit. Uh... Own it. Be friends with it. I’m thinking of it like a big scaly cat! 38. Sunrise or Sunset: Sunset 39. What’s your favorite song: This is impossible! Uh... at the moment, if I had to name one, it’s Wicked Game by David Cook 40. Horror Movies, yes or no: Not a huge fan, but I’ll watch them every now and again. 41. Long or Short Hair: For myself? Long ish. I look like a man with short hair, so it is never shorter than my shoulders. 42. Opera or Theatre: Theatre! 43. Assuming the multiverse theory is true and that every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first: Fuck. This is realy hard. Because I have like two or three main loves. Uh... Either Supernatural or Dragon Age. I want to do bad things to Dean and Cullen. 44. If you had to eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be: Cheese 45. Older guys or young guys: Older. Definitely older. 46. If you could erase any show from TV history, what would it be: No idea. 47. Singing or Dancing: Singing! 48. Instagram or Twitter: Twitter? I’m on it more so.. yeah... 49. Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit: LOTR since I’ve never seen or read The Hobbit 50. If you could create either a sequel or bring back any tv show/movie, what would you choose: Being Human. Both US and UK. Or True Blood. 51. Who is your movie/tv show character that you are looking up to and why? I heart Dean Winchester. Hell, I love all the main characters on that show. They all have depth and flaws and that’s what makes a great character! 52. If you were ever convicted of a crime, what would it be? I’d never be convicted of anything, because I have never done and don’t plan to do anything illegal. 53. Anime–subbed or dubbed? Dubbed. I’m not a fan of reading what I watch. But if it’s really good, I might make an exception. 54. City or countryside? CITY!!! 55. Top or Bottom? Uh... not sure. Though I am fairly submissive in the bedroom. But the one sexual relationship I’ve had, we switched. Does that answer the question?

56. If you were had to cut one thing out of your life forever, what would it be and why? Homework. It gets in the way of things that I want to do. And that applies to both sides of the issue. Being a teacher and a student. I don’t want to do it anymore than I want to grade it.

#about me #ask meme #tag meme #getting to know me

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raeofalbion · 7 years

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Bajillion Questions Meme

I see you, @littleblue-eyedbird trying to find out all my secrets and critical hit points. I’m literally the most boring person in the world and it’s so sweet of you to keep tagging me, omg.

Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions! 1. Coke or Pepsi: Both? Both. 2. Disney or DreamWorks: My friends...it embarrasses me to admit this, but I haven’t seen an animated movie that wasn’t anime in years. I just don’t even know. 3. Coffee or Tea: BOTH! Mainly tea, though. 4. Books or Movies: Books! 5. Windows or Mac: Windows. 6. DC or Marvel: DC. I never really had a chance to get into Marvel. 7. Xbox or Playstation: OKAY. So, here’s the thing...I hate both Sony and Microsoft. But I actually like both of those consoles? I tend to favor Xbox, though, cuz it has 99% of my favorite games on it. 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Dragon Age 9. Night Owl or Early Rise: Night owl. Please don’t attempt to wake me, apparently I argue with people in my sleep. 10. Cards or Chess: Both? Maybe more cards than chess. 11. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 12. Vans or Converse: I wear combat boots everywhere...but both are nice. I think I have a couple pairs of Batman-themed Converse that I’m saving for an appropriate occasion. 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: Lavellan 14. Fluff or Angst: BOTH AT THE SAME TIME Why can’t I write fluff??? -sobs- 16. Dogs or Cats: Better question is why choose? Why not cuddle both and sneeze from twice as many allergies? 17. Clear Skies or Rain: Rain. Thunderstorms scared me for years, but they’re pretty common here (if we get a storm, that is) so now I’m just like “yes, good, more rain please”. 18.Cooking or Eating Out: Depends on how lazy/inspired I am. Also how broke I am. 19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: SPICY 20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Chirstmas: Halloween/Samhain all year round! 21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: I get sick from everything heat really easily, so I’d honestly rather be too cold. Can always put on another sweater. 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: Something that would let me borrow other people’s powers, even if they were dormant, just so I could try them all. 23. Animation or Live Action: Depends on the show/movie. Both have their perks. 24. Paragon or Renegade: I’ve never played Mass Effect. =( But, judging by how I play through other games, Paragon 25. Baths or Showers: Baths. If I never had to get out, I’d be perfectly fine with that as long as the water stayed warm. 26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: Neither? Guy who plays Stark is pretty hot, though. 27. Fantasy or Sci-fi: Both? 28. Do you have three or four favorite quotes? If so, what are they?

“We're all gonna die. The only question is when. This is as good a place as any to take your first steps to heaven. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet, or on your fucking knees... begging?! I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say fuck that thing! Let's fight it!” - Dillon, Alien 3

“Some grief is too great, even Death may keep it’s distance.“ - Theresa, Fable II

“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.” - H.P. Lovecraft

Not a quote, but I want to quote a specific bit from Dorian Gray and it’s too long. OTL (Maybe if someone actually wants to read it, I’ll post it?) Also wanna quote Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Baudelaire, but there’s too many options, so just know my fourth quote would have been something from those.

29. YouTube or Netflix: Both are nice, though YouTube is somewhat less so. 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter 31. When Do You Feel Accomplished: When I actually get something finished. The other day I completed my third long fic and am still having happy “I did something” feels. Also when I get reviews. 32. Star Wars or Star Trek: BOTH 33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: Hmm...I like hardback books, but paperbacks are nice, too 34. Handwriting or Typing: Depends on what I’m writing, tbh. 35. Velvet or Satin: ...what is the fabric for, because that’s really gonna change my answer here. 36. Video Games or Movies: Video games. 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon: Why can’t I be a dragon that owns a dragon? 38. Sunrise or Sunset: Both <3 39. What’s your favorite song: Why are you tormenting me like this? Why make me choose? (I have been pretty obsessed with Prismo’s Neverland lately, though. Also Vancouver Sleep Clinic’s Stakes.) 40. Horror Movies, yes or no: I wanna say yes, but I also want to sleep when I can. 41. Long or Short Hair: Long 42. Opera or Theatre: Theatre 43. Assuming the multiverse theory is true and that every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first: -throws self into Fable, burrows into the soil, and never leaves- 44. If you had to eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be: I’m tempted to say pizza, but definitely soup! I can eat soup nonstop. Alternately, eel sushi...which is my absolute favorite food. You now know my ultimate weakness. 45. Older guys or young guys: I see your question and I’m gonna raise you with sass master partners. 46. If you could erase any show from TV history, what would it be: I...don’t...know...? I don’t really watch tv? 47. Singing or Dancing: Singing. Loudly. When no one’s watching me. I used to sing in talent shows? And it was terrifying. Now I just kinda sing nonstop when no one’s around. 48. Instagram or Twitter: Twitter, though I’m not around much anymore. 49. Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit: I only ever really got into the Hobbit book? But I liked all the movies for both. They were fun. 50. If you could create either a sequel or bring back any tv show/movie, what would you choose: A sequel for the original Teen Titans cartoons, alternately...another Riddick movie or a sequel to Labyrith...though that might feel weird with Mr. Bowie not...well.... 51. Who is your movie/tv show character that you are looking up to and why? I’m kinda struggling with this one. I relate to more game characters, tbh? But if I had to pick...probably Ellen Ripley. I first saw the Alien movies when I was very, very smol, but Ripley made a huge impact on me? She showed that you can be strong and vulnerable and survive everything that comes your way as long as you’re determined enough and it was really a lesson I needed at the time and still need on occasion. 52. If you were ever convicted of a crime, what would it be? -innocently pushes legal record out of view- Either protesting or getting into a fight because someone was in trouble and I wanted to help them. Also wandering into a place I’m not supposed to be in because I was reading and not paying attention because that’s basically what happened. 53. Anime- subbed or dubbed? Depends on the cast. 54. City or countryside? Both have their perks??? 55. What book have you read over and over? Harry Potter. I read them so many times I just can’t anymore. Which is a shame because I miss them. Also, the Forbidden Game series by LJ Smith...which sounds like a cheap smutty romance, but it’s actually about a shadow demon abducting a group of teenagers into another realm and tormenting them with their worst nightmares until dawn. There’s also a bit of romance. But, yeah, my beloveds I read too much and can no longer read, though I wish I could. Also, shout out to Tom Becker’s Darkside series which I’m on my...4th read through? Discounting all the times I read the first two books? And I’m trying desperately not to burn myself out on. 56. What is your personality type? INTP

My question: 57: What’s your go to comfort item?

There is just about one less question than I currently have followers, so anyone who wants to do this? Y’all can do it. ^^

#that last question was tough #I ran through about a dozen different questions OTL #but it was fun!#thanks for tagging <3 #Rae gets tagged

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goddessmaixz · 7 years

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Priority, Importance, Love

April 30, 2017 8:48pm why are some people not prioritized, not given importance, not loved? Fortunate are those who have their parents with them. Others would envy you for having a complete family. The question is, is it about being complete? are you really complete? do you make each other complete? do you complement? Sadly, life isnt just about being together. You might all live and sleep in one roof, but rarely converse. You might all make use of the same stuff, but rarely have the same likes or interest. You might all celebrate life events or holidays, but never greet each other. What's lonelier? Dont tell me it's just drama. When you were young, were your clothes new just every Chirstmas? did other children make fun of you because you had fewer clothes and stuff? you were high school and just started to build your self esteem, have you ever felt supported? were you told you're beautiful? we're you told you're smart? we're you encouraged to join prom? when you were sick, have you ever felt taken cared of? were you asked how hurt it is? were you asked what do you need, medicine, food, hospitalization? when you have broken things, were you asked if you need help or replacement? when you feel tired, were you offered something to make you feel better? Now tell me who is prioritized, important and loved? YOU? congratulations! How I wish, if things felt not right at home, there might be home somewhere out there. home with friends? colleagues? special someone? Unfortunately, you go girl. you have only yourself. are there any requirements for a person to deserve love? im good with dealing with requirements and beating the deadline. But i guess, there's none. they say, God prepares us for the right moment that a right person or people will come into your life, and make it beautiful as ever. meaning, the people at home are not the right people? or it's not yet the right time for me to feel loved? funny. That saying pertains to a special someone. I cant wait. I feel lonely. Im sad. and what a pathetic woman I am now for expecting that there'll be someone, who will fill in what's empty, who will save you from being not prioritized, important and loved. Yes, I have my God. I have Jesus. He's always there. He's with me. I understand that, or maybe not yet fully understand that. sorry. Right now, I just hope, to feel fine. maybe not perfectly fine, but im begging, even a single piece of chance to feel fine, i need it now.

#priority #importance #love #drama #thoughts #feelings

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c0mmonloon · 7 years

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1-99 :D

Juxtaposition!1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

Story 2 by Clippng, The Crown by The Cat Empire, Burning Down The House by Talking Heads, Scenes From An Italian Restaurant by Billy Joel, History Maker by Dean Fujioka, No Problem by Chance the Rapper

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Michelle Obama

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“He was a pleasant looking boy, neither handsome nor plain, rather shy and in no way remarkable.”

4: What do you think about most?

GRADUATION !!!

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

“I’m finally watching sinbad and crying because of how much I miss Magi”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

It’s a mix, I wear a shirt but I rarely wear pants.

7: What’s your strangest talent?

I can touch my tongue to my nose

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are powerful and amazing. Boys are just as powerful and amazing. I love everyone so much.

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Not that I am aware of

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

oh boy, im not sure!

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

butterflies

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

When I was 5 I put gum in my nose and it got stuck

13: What’s your religion?

Lutheran

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

watching birds!

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

ahhhhh I seriously have no clue!! Maybe the Lumineers? Their music always makes me happy

17: What was the last lie you told?

I told my dad I hadn’t had lunch yet so he would get me sushi

18: Do you believe in karma?

I do, kinda

19: What does your URL mean?

I was eating a fruit snack and thought about a snake eating them and it made me happy

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I’m a shit person, sometimes I’m funny

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Chance the Rapper

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yes

23: How do you vent your anger?

cry

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Masquerade masks

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

i prefer neither, im a super uncomfortable person talking on either

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

For the most part

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

the sound of my dog cleaning himself, the sound of rain

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What is I don’t graduate?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

yes to both!

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

A pillow, also a pillow

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

sushi, I just ate lunch

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

Canal side when the giant duck was in town

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

EAST COAST!!!

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Chance the Rapper :’))))

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

finading happiness

36: Define Art.

what makes you feel things

37: Do you believe in luck?

I do

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Its sunny but also snowing

39: What time is it?

3:17 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

I don’t drive

41: What was the last book you read?

Sharp Objects

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

I do!

43: Do you have any nicknames?

Nope :(

44: What was the last film you saw?

The Shining

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

I cracked my head open

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

NOOOOOOOOO

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

shitty reverse harem anime, its my guilty pleasure rn

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

Pansexual

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

yep! people thought I killed myself in the 8th grade

50: Do you believe in magic?

i am hopeful

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

I do

52: What is your astrological sign?

Libra

53: Do you save money or spend it?

spend it lol

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

stickers from redbubble

55: Love or lust?

both are important to me

56: In a relationship?

i fucking wish

57: How many relationships have you had?

one

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

yes

59: Where were you yesterday?

at home the whole day

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

my underwear

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

yes

62: What’s your favourite animal?

dogs

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I’m stilling trying to figure that out

64: Where is your best friend?

probably at their house

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

fruitsnake, fruitsnake, fruitsnake, fruitsnake, fruitsnake

66: What is your heritage?

all I know is im really super white

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

blogging

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

trump

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

like masturbation?? hell yeah boi

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

i am, I think im a pretty good friend

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

save the fucking dogs obvi

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) yes b) have sex, I am not dying a virgin c) yes

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

trust

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Carnival de Barrio from In the Heights

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

7707

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

trust

77: How can I win your heart?

be nice to me

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

i suppose

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

getting my eyebrow pierced

80: What size shoes do you wear?

I have no idea i think maybe a nine?

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

baddest bitch

82: What is your favourite word?

Juxtaposition!

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

nipple

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

yes henny

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Freedom by Beyonce

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

dark purple

87: What is your current desktop picture?

Its Dazai from bungou stray dogs

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

no one i would feel too bad

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

none anymore

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

scream and cry

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

flying

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

chirstmas when my grandparents were still alive

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

ahhhhhhhhh

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Chance the Rapper

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Japan!!

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Nope!

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yes lol

98: Ever been on a plane?

yes!

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

probably something dumb.

Thanks dude!!

#Thank uuuuu #the trash god

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