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fengxun · 6 months

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WITH A NERDY S/O KUCHIKI BYAKUYA HEADCANONS

requested by anon: I saw you were taking requests! Can you please write headcanons for Byakuya with a nerdy s/o who loves astrology and flowers, and studies them a lot?

🏷️ gender-neutral reader. established relationship & domestic fluff. wholesomeness all around! // @angelshub @bitchcraftinc

☕ I actually haven’t written headcanons in a while so I hope this is OK nonnie! Thank you for your request and enjoy!

Kuchiki Byakuya loves you for who you are. That means regardless of what you do or what you enjoy, he’ll always be fond of you. With that being said, if you happen to have similar interests as he does, he’ll simply have one more thing to love about you!

Etiquette and intelligence are important to him. He enjoys anything that invokes thought or inspiration. When he learns of your fondness for astrology and flowers, he’s quite intrigued.

Byakuya is into calligraphy as well as the more traditional arts and hobbies like tea ceremonies or martial arts. He’s not as well-versed in the more artistic, abstract side of things — no disrespect to Wakame Ambassador, of course — which is why he appreciates that you’re there to give insight. He always looks for your input on things.

He does have some basic knowledge of astrology, namely what zodiac signs there are and the months they cover. He doesn’t really believe it makes up one’s character, though.

Regardless of his scepticism, he always indulges you whenever you bring it up. ‘Hitsugaya is such a Sagittarius!’ He doesn’t quite understand what that means, but he trusts your opinion.

As for flowers, the moment he finds out you’re interested in them and the language, he’s ready to have the servants rearrange the garden to your liking.

He likes spending time with you. You could sit in silence and read books over some tea, or you could take flower arrangement classes together on your days off.

The halls of the Kuchiki manor are decorated with his calligraphy banners and your floral arrangements. He likes how they make the manor feel like a home.

All in all, he’s very supportive of your interests. If you want to take a class for something, he’ll endorse it without hesitation. Nothing makes him feel more fulfilled like seeing you happy and he’ll do whatever he can to keep it that way.

#I’m not good at this </3 LSFDSHFSD\#im gna be honest with u anon i had to look up astrology #i am dumb of ass #angelshubnetwork #bitchcraftinc #byakuya kuchiki x reader #bleach x reader #headcanons #all

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spoofyleaf · 8 months

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POV me walking into the correct classroom but at the wrong time and there’s a class there but it’s not my class but it’s fineeee:

#I am dumb of ass #Spoofy rambles

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unhingedselfships · 1 year

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Ya ever tried to do that hardwood/tile floor slide?

Ya ever tried to do it but forgot you were wearing grippy socks?

So anyway

My face hurts.

#rambles #lmfao #I am dumb of ass

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littlemanacrea · 1 year

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y'all ever just forget to tag a post asfjksfa

#I am dumb of ass

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mr-malumm · 13 days

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This is so him fr fr

#this is cuz someone on twitter used the original as a react on a chris post and i was like IM ON IT ✍️#hes just so fuckinf dumb guys i am in love with his delulu ass self #i fell for the fucking tv #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vox #hazbin vox #my art #radiostatic #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel art

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hellfireeddiemunson · 2 years

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Rolled over and felt something tickling my back and was like oh god it has to be a spider……………it was a dime slowly unsticking itself from my back🧍🏻

#i felt it drop and went ‘oh’#i am dumb of ass

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bixels · 3 months

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I've been making the transition these past few months, but I think I'm gonna just move back to Tumblr. My Twitter's follower-base has reached a point where I can't tweet anything casually opinion-related without it overflowing like a toilet. I post a short thread on my gripes with color design in anime and I'm getting QRT'd with "kill this guy with hammers" reaction gifs. Like, damn, this isn't fun anymore. It's not fun to talk about stuff on Twitter in general anymore. I wanted to post some ship dynamic doodles sometime there, but I know I'm gonna get weirdly aggressive takes and reactions. Monkey's paw curls, but I don't particularly like having that many followers.

#personal #delete later #like i'm generally good at not letting internet stuff get to me #it's dumb and inconsequential and i'm confident in who i am as a colorist #i faced some racist racist racist ass shit last month when some alt right weebs found an old post critting whitewashing #like i've gotten dms from people harrassing me about being taiwanese #but tumblr is so lowkey while twitter will blast qrts in your face going “this guy hates you for your basic ass anime opinion”#and i'm like hm. :/#idk thanks for being chill in general guys. except with the miyazaki post that was a toilet overflow #best thing about tumblr is how easy it is to ignore weirdos or weirdly aggressive people #i'm still gonna post art there but really just art. it's more destructive than constructive to use twitter as a discussion space now

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markscherz · 8 months

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Holy shit you guys at some point we smashed our way past 20,000 frog lovers. Thank you all for following along!

#that’s SO MANY PEOPLE #I am so incredibly grateful to have you all reading my dumb-ass tags #and sending me frankly too many asks to answer #it is truly delightful #about me #about

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k-n0-x · 13 days

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Lucifer x Reader headcannons to get back in the swing of writing

·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·

During ahem “love making” Lucifer will treat you like glass, an artifact that shouldn’t be disturbed.

Because this guy hasn’t had proper intimate (or just) contact with anyone, so tone indicators don’t click with him as well #outoftouch

You’ve had to sit him down to tell him that you want him to go batshit wild fucking you to the max.

So, he took your word. You’re his Queen after all~

·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:·

#fanfiction #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar x reader #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #writers on tumblr #this is so dumb #I was not cooking #Frfr #apple daddy #This is so ass I am so sorry 😭😭

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killerpancakeburger · 2 months

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Y/N: *staring at a picture of Captain MacTavish* *sighs wistfully* 22!Soap: What does he have that I don't!? Y/N: Hmm... the scar? Scars are sex- Ghost: SOAP NO Soap: SOAP YES *evades Ghost and keeps trying to recreate 09!Soap's eye scar on himself*

#i think soap is dumb enough for this. thats it #i am a himbo soap truther #also a bottom soap truther. a I love the kind of women that can kick my ass! soap truther. etccc #kept seeing fics with both soaps and this happened #22 soap is my one true love. but damn captain MacTavish is hot HOT #rambling into the void #cod #cod mw2 #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap cod #soap mw2 #soap x y/n #simon ghost riley #every day ghost wakes up and soap is running around with a knife #txt post #humor #captain mactavish

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queenerdloser · 4 months

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i just finished dark heir

#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU!#i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him #dark rise #okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections #that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought.#hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil.#me: [screams into the abyss]#i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!!#and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again #and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted #instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have #become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth #he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them.#anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone #me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it #i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it

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mem-fr · 14 days

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tundra

#file name is itfuckenWIMDY.png #mem draws #flight rising #btw i am starting to include the close ups because someone accused my work of being AI a few days ago lol #smh the logic and errors of my paintings are just me being dumb of ass i promise

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why-the-heck-not · 25 days

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a productive all-nighter starts by making a clear to do list & getting to work spending an hour or so searching for the music that hits the vibe just right

#it’s important #for the morale #but I found a new band I rly rly like so it wasn’t time wasted (best thing for morale)#tho they have only 4 songs so far so can’t fill the whole night with just that #but it can fill The Void so it's a start #(love finding bands that are like somewhat new instead of my usual ''omg I love this band'' 'only to find out they disbanded years ago)#(after deleting other social media apps I've been spending way too long times browsing Spotify but at least it's bringing me joy)#(except why THE FUCK are they trying to bring short-form content there also?? I refuse that's the worst way to find music)#also don't ask me why I'm doing an all-nighter ik I do these way too often it's great (sarcasm)#i'm dumb and been too anxious the past days so haven't done shit and now am in deep trouble #but luckily for me the anxiety turned today to the ''I'll never sleep so time goes by slower''-mode #instead the usual ''will have billion naps as a form of escapism'' which sucks ass #april 2024 #2024

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slitheriyn · 1 month

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