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stealthnoodle · 9 months

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I Was a Teenage Exocolonist flew under my radar until a friend recommended it to me, and now I am fully obsessed so here's me passing the recommendation on!

Do you like visual novels? Skill management? Timeloops? Deckbuilding? Gorgeous art? A whole bunch of fantastic queer characters? Staggering numbers of events and endings that respond to a staggering number of choices you make?

Then you should play this game and come scream in my ask box about it! I have said both "uh-oh" and "yesssss" out loud multiple times while watching the consequences of my actions play out. Absolutely delightful. Enjoy a little bit of screenshot propaganda:

Living my best/worst life

Exploring in the pink

Behold my self-insert

Also, you can have up to four different pets following you around and one of them is THIS cutie

#i was a teenage exocolonist #game recs #i've lost track of how many times i've played through this game and i'm still finding new content #not pictured: my favorite hot mean rival/girlfriend #i am a simple lesbian with simple needs #can i also say how refreshing it is for a story with robot and alien characters to have multiple major non-binary characters who are human #and i love that you can adjust your name and pronouns and gender presentation at any time while playing

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sapphostistocking · 2 years

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there's her face!!!!!! there it is!!!

#moiraine damodred #wheel of time #rosamund pike #this is literally the only thing i want to think about until ofmd gets renewed or we get actual new moiraine content #i am a simple lesbian with simple needs

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moxyphinx · 3 months

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SOPHIE OKONEDO as SITHANDRA in ÆON FLUX (2005)

#sophie okonedo #sithandra #aeon flux #Æon Flux #filmedit #cinematv #scifiedit #gif #mine #*#film*#so*#why was every shot in this film so short?!#i am but a simple lesbian #i need arm #get you a lil freak with hands for feet #(i couldn't gif any shots with them bc it freaked me out too much)#(nor the shots eerily similar to wot s2e7)

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napping-sapphic · 6 months

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Okay but what if we were dating and you bought me a stuffed animal to nap with and then you had to compete with it for space forever? What then??

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #i simply think anyone who dates me would probably figure out gifts for napping are like The Best thing to give me #but i also nap a lot with all my fav stuff #and if the person i was DATING got me nap stuff obviously id love it #but then like do i hold on to my nap stuff or my s/o??#yes im having a dilemma over this completely nonexistent issue past 1 in the morning sue me #i gotta hold stuff when i sleep sometimes #and perhaps i would like making the person i date jealous of a stuffed animal and/or pillow #i am a simple girl with simple needs leave me alone #im gay and i like sleeping

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noses-in-winter · 7 months

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hey so put in the tags: what would be your DREAM sneeze vid. like if you saw this video in the wild you would just combust and never need to acquire other sneeze material again. this is either sfw or nsfw, up to you

#i would FLIP out over a vid that was like #lesbians being soft and snuggly while one is sneezing it up?#and her vid partner is just rly sweet and blessing her?? I die #i am a simple bitch with simple needs #sneeze kink #scenario

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possiblyawesometmblr · 2 years

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i really hope neil gaiman knows i fell in love with delirium based solely off the name drop at the end of the netflix show. i have never seen her. i have not read the comics. i latched onto the name delirium so fast i think i burst a blood vessel. you're telling me there's an endless who's just madness personified. she's Bonkers. she's Off the fucking Chain. i just Know the moment i see her on screen i will kin her so hard i might break a few ribs.

#i have started the comics since this life changing moment #and now i love her even More #love a gal with fishnets and rainbow hair #i need her and dream interacting on my desk. yesterday #i honestly can't tell if i want to date her or Be Her #i am but a simple. slightly Nuts lesbian myself #i bet she plays minecraft in her spare time #neil gaiman #delirium of the endless #delirium #sandman #the sandman #sandman netflix

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bamgamronpa · 16 days

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#just sharing this voice line bcuz eeuuahhehehehhshshahhshhhshdhhd #its nearly 4am i have an excuse to be unreasonabley gay okay #ehehehu…. ehehsuheheuuhhhehghh……………..#kaede has GOT to be a lesbian cuz if he said that to ME id fall to the grown my entire body would give out dude #like i would need the rest of the week to recover from that and even then i wouldnt be fully recovered like just enough to function #the slippery slope of that ask then showing my friend the fte abt his stop button and now just being eheheahhe #i think the weight of my gayness would warp space time and id become 2d like a piece of paper and crumple into a ball #🐱 <- gay little cat (its me) (are u guys in on the lore that im a catboy?) (cuz i am. im a simple meow meow)#anyways i should probably go eepy now but good god that voice line. lucien dodge you dont know what youve done to me #kiibo #thats all thats the only nonrambling tag u guys get

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thatlesbeanjew · 1 year

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Not me swooning over all of CastleAudios’s characters,,,, I am a gay little bitch with a thing for wolf shifters and vampires.

But dear god, Beth, my beloved pleaseeeeee

I would cry if Genevieve let me hold her hand.

And Celine,,,,,, ma’am,,, I think you are very neat

#i am completely normal about them #castleaudios #i am a simple lesbian #they all have me giggling like a god damned school girl #you should check out her work #her videos are amazing!!!!!#please I need people to scream with about her channel #thatlesbeanjew

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prozac-shaped-urn · 2 months

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Alright. I need to do something productive with this hyperfixation so this is what I'm doing.

Gimme feedback on the visuals for a lesbian age-gap film where the leads are the SAME TYPE as these ladies, meaning the coloring and body shapes are the same/similar (the hypothetical cast would be at the discretion of the casting director but let's be real this will never be produced)

Basically what I need to know is if these pairings looks good or if there should be someone else in one of the roles. I'm open to any pairing as long as the ages are 40+ and 60+ (and my teliophilic ass is absolutely open to a greater age gap than 15 yrs)

Option 1

Option 2

I'd honestly love to write a lesbian accidental love storyline where both leads are 60+ so I might do that instead lmao

#who am i kidding. i already wrote the 60+ lesbians storyline. it turned into a 6 part miniseries.#with 2 other couples in the mix and two timelines and various themes and topic matter #shit got complicated #tryin to keep it simple this time #writing #irl post #GIVE ME FEEDBACK MY ADHD NEEDS APPROVAL OR I CANNOT WRITE

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partynthem · 4 months

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something has been happeniung to me lately

#gay feelings... incited by two of my coworkers....#one is this tech whos so aloof and stone and has such archetypal masculine energy. i've never seen her express an emotion it's so hot #i am always. wanting to stand out to her. and feeling self conscious when she's around. and delighted when she knows anything abt me #like. it's bad.. the other day she just asked me to grab something off a high shelf and was like 'cos youre taller than me'#why did that simple statement of fact get to me so much. i'm only maybe an inch taller than her like i hadnt even realized i was taller #maybe she also seems taller to me bc of her crazy dyke energy #and the other is one of the vets at my hospital whos a 60yr old lesbian that just.. do i want her or want to be her or want her to adopt me #it's so confusing... i've been dealing w my complex feelings towards my mother all year and this vet is so... i just don't know....#i was texting her almost every day abt my cat before she passed and she was so kind and helpful and warm and ughhhhhhhhhhhhh #she's genuinely one of the most compassionate and intelligent people i've ever met and her being an elder lesbian... it gets to me #my rubber band ball of emotions is so out of wack rn. 2024 get me some gay attention and affection please i'm in need

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sunnibits · 2 years

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literally desperate to be in queer gay love right now if I don’t enter an awesome queer relationship in the next ten seconds I’m gonna start biting things

#I need to date a hot enby I need to date a trans man I need to date a trans woman I need to date a butch lesbian I need to date a gnc man-#except I don’t want to do it RIGHT NOW bc I’m not old enough for me and my potential partner to reach peak sexy #I just want to be magically transported to my future in my mid-twenties with a cool queer neurodivergent partner who’s gorgeous and loves me #listen. I am a simple bisexual and my type is Queer

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disastersteps · 1 year

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setting my new (i will storm by your world) art as my front lockscreen on ipad fun times versus every time i get a notification... it... blocks argent's and ortega's eye level and im dying NDSGNSGn

#lori ramblings 2023 #ngl its one of my best arts this year #i think it helped the fact i was drawing my polyship the past year which help me to draw a group picture like that #ONE DAY i will draw anita in their harby suit (yes i called harbinger harby shh) versus them with their uniforms #but thats future me bc i need to make references of the rangers uniforms.... i will start with ortega bc I am a lesbian im a simple man and

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devondespresso · 10 months

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learning the difference between 'i wanna kiss them' and 'i wanna give them a lil forehead kiss' was crucial to my lesbian awakening

#yes this is about Steve Harrington again IM SORRY #im just a simple lesbian in that i am very robin-coded and need to give that bitch a hot chocolate and a hug

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lucio-have-mercy · 10 months

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Pride events are extremely safe. Generally, people look out for each other, help where they can, especially in the weed department, and are very adamant about always making sure they have your full consent for everything. Yes, including fist bumps

Are there outliers? yes, absolutely, but they are that. Outliers!

but, boy oh boy, the second you leave pride...

better hide that pride flag, walk in groups of 5 or more, preferably with half of the group being able to defend themselves, and no, 1 bear is not enough protection!

but hey, at least we have a transgender crosswalk no- what? spray painted within minutes of the barriers being removed? oh. hm.

Well, erm, at least 5 out of the 7 large political groups sent representatives! Last year there were only 3!

two of them were very obviously avoiding questions and just talked about tolerance without even saying gay or trans?

AND the communist representative this year was a bit out of it, and barely anyone understood what she said, including the people who know the marxist manifesto by heart?

oh.

At least the petition to no longer allow taxi drivers and landlords to kick out/ discriminate against homosexual and trans people got enough votes, which means they'll have to vote on it.

#pride is really safe and awesome and fun #but people seem to forget that pride isn't just walking for 3h nd then party till 5 am #it's a protest. We're protesting. This year was dissapointing; the dj were good; but what's the point if we can't even walk home safely #What's the point if we let 2 extremly anti-LGBTQ parties stop us from things as simple as hanging a pride flag in front of the parliament #what's the point if more than half of out politicians are still afraid to just as mucj as say gay #homosexual; queer; trans; intersex #genderqueer; genderfluid; lesbian; nonbinary; Asexual; etc and instead just vote NO on everything that has one of those words in it?#(except for lowering the minimum age for conversion therapy)#i am just so tired #we need change #and we need the communist party to choose a different speaker #please.#eu politics #pride

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queerbluefae · 11 months

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Does anyone know how to explain to a relatively left-leaning cis asexual woman in her 50s butch & femme relationships in the queer community? She doesn't understand why for example a "woman who likes women is attracted to a woman who presents masculine". I have tried to answer this question on many occasions but I am not very articulate & the question keeps coming up so obviously she is still confused. So I would very much appreciate it if internet friends could help me. Thank you from a struggling queer xx

#butch #femme #gay #lesbian #queer #HELP #I have tried explaining gender expressions #and drawing from my own queer experience & attractions #but she...doesnt get it #everytime I think she's understood she'll ask it again a few months later #I tried to research it #but I need it written down in VERY simple terms #otherwise she wont get it #and I am....not good at that #so if u have the time & energy could u pls help #dni terfs & gender crits

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airplanecrushed · 1 year

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hi yes, i started watching 9-1-1 and just,,, i love hen

#OOC :: ᵃᶫᵉˣᵃᶰᵈʳᵃ ᶜᵃʳᵒᶫᶦᶰᵉ ᵍʳᵉʸ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳᶫᵈ #i'm very slowly writing things here but #i needed y'all to know that i am but a simple lesbian

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