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kalaidosnail · 1 year

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When they were 8 years old, Jonathan Sims watched one of their bullies die at the hands of the Leitner known as Mr. Spider. They found themselves unable to share their experience with his grandmother, instead delving into whatever books he could find to soothe their mind. This led them down a path which eventually found them with a small notebook in his hands, scribbling down notes as he scrambled through abandoned buildings, poking Artifacts with sticks. After being saved once or twice by a disgruntled Gertrude Robinson, they continued to investigate, becoming a sort of ward of many of the Avatars of London. He observed the process of skin burning on many afternoons spent with Jude Perry, trembling but ultimately standing still, wide eyed, drinking it all in. They learned how to spin a baton and balance on a tightrope while Nikola Orsinov clapped delightedly at his efforts. Annabelle Cain herself helped him find closure and peace after they confided in her what had happened with the Leitner. Many others would ask after his well-being, sending them birthday gifts and dropping by with treats the one time they became sick with the flu. Gertrude, reluctant as she was to let a child be claimed by a Fear, helped him forge a connection to the Eye, and taught them how to hide from James Wright, then from Elias Bouchard. Now, they have found a position as her replacement, the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute.

How will they manage to handle their grief for Gertrude, evade Bouchard’s schemes, diffuse political tensions between the Avatars, and wrangle their trio of disconcertingly attractive and devastatingly mischievous assistants?

Well, for once in his life, he really just doesn’t Know. Should be interesting, at least.

In other words, I've decided to do a chatfic. Kinda. Jon knows how to use a phone, that's it that's the premise.

#polyarchives #tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #also im titleing it using tom cardys mixed messages #also i dont care if this doesnt make sense fuck you theyre friends #but also #crack treated seriously is my favorite genre #this is so serious #rip to anyone who knows anything about any other wip ive alluded to or said i would work on #but #ive been having a Day alright #my brain tends to take on the thinking that fits whatever im reading or watching #and ive been watching hannibal while reading john dies at the end #so go ahead and imagine the gorey cannaballistic completely detached from real life circumstance hellscape my brain looks like right now #dunk that in glowstick fluid #then tell it to fight for its life with the nails on its hands and the teeth in its mouth #and leave it alone in a house for three days with a grade determining paper due in a few days #also another thing is going on but yall dont need to hear about that #im not sorry #psa if a teacher asks if you want to do a competition to demonstrate natural selection #they probably dont intend for you to fight your classmates hand to hand no holds barred #and you should not begin mentally preparing to keep getting back up no matter how much it hurts #but i did a great job at fishing for junk food with a makeshift lasso made of old coats and i have a pack of doublestuff oreos now #and its all mine #so get fucked kyle

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hellkitepriest · 11 months

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cough cough

#very quick gifs i didnt even bother sharpening these #ive also put them in the order theyre in on the arc cover because it felt satisfying #anyway thats it. just posting these #my gifs #everything everything #mike spearman #jonathan higgs #alex robertshaw #jeremy pritchard #e_e_#why would they do this is the thing #i know people have giffed this already but that was the past. we live in a brave era of new gif size limits (these are still tiny)

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jargyles · 1 year

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jargyle and the "no one understands him like i do" and the mutual "i cant believe this is how you live your life" and the "lets cope together" and the "your family matters to me" and the whimsy and dedication and trust and care and true love and understanding of it all

#kings.txt #jargyle #jonathan byers #argyle stranger things #im in my jargyle feels this morning i have to get ready for WORK but theyre taking up my brainspace rn #THEYRE SO CANON AND THEY DONT EVEN PRETEND LIKE THEY ARENT #yknow how in shows guys who are just friends will try to pretend they arent or flinch away from stuff like touching or words of endearment #NOT JARGYLE! NOT THEM! THEYRE DATING AND THEY DONT EVEN CARE #nancy i imagine also knows this. her boy came back with ANOTHER BOY and shes like well...good to know other people like him too!

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musicalchaos07 · 1 year

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The Duffers are using show don't tell in s4 with Jancy

I think one of the biggest nail in the St*ncy coffin (as far as storytelling goes) is that throughout season 4 they're telling the audience that Steve and Nancy should be together again. Robin (who doesn't really know Nancy or Jonathan) says they should get back together Eddie (literally says I don't know what happened) says they should get back together. Steve then tells Nancy about this elaborate dream of his. And we NEVER get Nancy's opinion on the matter

And it's heavily contrasted with what we see with Jancy. The first "independent" scenes we get with Jonathan and Nancy in ep 1 are alternating in sync about why they love each other. It's this rather clever way of showing us that despite 2000 miles they still know each other that well. Then we see Jonathan make the choice to leave. Nothing is said no one tells him "you need to go to Nancy" we see him pissed the night before look at the photo and make the decision. Similarly we see Nancy struggling without her normal mystery partner and we see her unhappy the whole season. Until Jonathan shows up and her face lights up. They zoom in on her for a reason.

And yea you can say but oh in s2 Murray told Jancy they should be together which yes that's true but the audience already saw a season and a half of why. We joke about the friends to lovers Speedrun they spent 12ish episodes before it was explicitly said that Jancy needed to get together and everything before that was showing us the build up. They've shown us no reason why St*ncy should be back together it's just what we're being told. And yes, Jancy is dealing with their own crap in story but the Duffers are literally using one of the oldest tropes to confirm that they're the endgame of the supposed triangle.

#long post #like longer than I intended i have many thoughts #stranger things #jancy #jonathan byers #nancy wheeler #anti stancy #Also in a twist no one could see coming theyre doing the SAME THING with milkvan/byler #get in friends were late night ranting about the blorbos #sorry its just you edit all day and you pick up on things ya know

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theninaproject · 2 years

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anyway thinking abt mike/el’s storylines n the ways they compare n contrast... how El is having memories of how someone tried to take advantage of her loneliness and a shared experience to take advantage of her and control her for their own benefit... and how Mike is feeling something but doesnt know what it is, and Will is feeling the same way but doesn’t think Mike feels the exact same way he does... how they both still click, how they both want to reach out and hold on to one another but are afraid because they both think, as Robin said for us earlier, “I ask out the wrong [girl], and bam, I’m a town pariah.”

it’s frustrating as viewers but also sweet that both Will and Mike refuse to make assumptions about one another cuz they both know what that’s like and how assumptions have been used to bully each of them respectively n just... gahhhh. i want them to really see each other by the end of this season so very badly.. </3

#byler #Mike's got it allllll mixed up #he wants.. to be boyfriends with Will.. but he doesnt KNOW thats even an Option!!!!#and he wants to be best friends with El...#grrrrr #mike needs robin i am begging #(or argyle.. i feel argyle is bi down in my bones)#also i have a hunch the uh 'you tricked me' thing will come up next ep with will/mike #again like one or both of them gets high n will freaks out to jonathan cuz he feels like he took advantage of mike #n jonathan is like '...but i thought you said HE kissed YOU?' wills like 'BUT HE PROBABLY DIDNT MEAN TO! i mean i.. i guess i kinda look #like El so i can see how he'd get confused-' jonathan doesnt say anything for a moment n then 'but like... didnt.. didnt mike know #YOU before he met El?..' n will is just ignoring all logic/sense cuz he just cant fathom mike returns his feelings LMAO #so theyre all quiet n awkward n will assumes mike just forgot n mike assumes will 'doesnt like him like that'#give me the COMEDY give me the ANGST of a mutual misunderstanding of a situation PLEASE!#(i would say that situation feels too Fanfic-y but litrlly all the scenes between mike/will this season have felt like that so im not gonna #assume anything anymore LMAOOO)#silver cat speaks

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tryingonametaphor · 11 months

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rewatching st for the first time since s4 (making my dad watch it for the first time) and steve/nancy and mike/el… 😬

#i need to know why people who watched the show believe mike’s love at first sight claim #?#s01e02 is literally proof that it’s not #love at first sight isn’t even a good trope but IF it were to be in a show they’d portray it like anthony/kate in bridgerton #not whatever this was #and don’t even get me started on stancy #WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM BACK TOGETHER #THEYRE THE SHOWS WORST PAIRING #BLEGH #they’ve grown SO MUCH since their break up and they’re NOT built for the second chances trope #like even if nancy doesn’t end up with jonathan she really shouldn’t end up with steve #also mike calling el his cousin….#el asking mike if he is gonna be like her brother #i can’t believe i shipped them in 2016 but i was also a kid back then so…#that being said #i missed mike and el and lucas and dustin from s1 tho #AND JOYCE. she was at her prime that season #unbeatable #and i also miss how important will was to the plot. i refuse to believe that it’s been three years since in s4 and mike treats him like that #for no reason at all. like that’s just not mike #actually it’s strange that everyone. literally EVERYONE barely cares about will in s4. almost too weird.#and missing his bday too #there’s something happening #thoughts #stranger things

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pettyprocrastination · 2 years

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jonathan and argyle had a stronger emotional bond and chemistry than steve and eddie ever did in canon. In this essay I will-

#tj talks #but no fr stop sleeping on my man argyle he was such a great character that people overlook so much #he was just. totally okay with it all #aside from occasional panic he was. super supportive of like everything #'oh? your awkward sister has super powers and needs to have a mind battle to save the world from an evil wizard? i know just the place dudes #also ALSSO 'who else would I tell your my only friend jonathan' HELLO????#his genuine concern for jonathan and nancy's relationship!! his frsutration at jonathan not telling nancy the truth!!!!#he CARES about his friend!! and his friends lil siblings!!!#definitely super kind to el and will at school if he ever sees then cause he knows they arent vv popular #argyle #jonathan byers #stranger things season for #steddie fans i respect you but lets not ignore the TRUTH #also fucking argyle and EDDIE???? THATS a friendship id love to see #fuck ig jonathan eddie and argyle theyd be GREAT FRIENDS!!!!#getting high and listening to music together!!!!!#eddie taking will under his wing with dnd!!!!#'i hear youre a hell of an artist byers. you down with making some character sketches for the next campaign?'#when theyre all together he calls them the byers clan #joyce is...cautious of eddie at first but hes such a kind boy who calls her ma'am and talks about his uncle #she will be making extra lasagna for him to take home #el thinks hes weird and funny and dramatic #LET THEM BE HAPPY AND HAVE FUN #THIS IS NOT A SHIPPING WARS POST I AM SIMPLY POINTING OUT HOW UDNERRATED ARGYLE IS #PLEASE DONT TURN THIS INTO A SHIPPING WARS POST

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ofalltheginjoints · 2 years

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I think at this point max and lucas are the only romantic relationship I care about

that’s literally so valid of you, bestie, i wish i could say the same however i am unfortunately very emotionally invested in jonathan and nancy’s relationship as well 😔

#lucas and max are the best they’re literally everything & their relationship is keeping me afloat don’t get me wrong #but jonathan is just like . a special little guy to me #and nancy wheeler. she just deserves the whole goddamn world i think #and its like- oh i want them to work but also i want them to mutually break up #but oh no not like that they’re breaking up for the wrong reasons and please theyre so good for each they mesh so well #but also they have so much to work on!!!#like. you know?#im stealing from dils here but like.#nancy is jonathan’s rock bc he NEEDS a rock- he’s the rock for both will and joyce #and steve WANTS to be nancys rock but nancy doesn’t need one!!#nancy who has been underestimated and pigeonholed her whole life has proven time and time again that she can stand on her own two feet #that she’s a fucking force you know?#she doesn’t need protecting! what she needs is support and someone who knows she’s fully capable #and i just don’t think steve can do that #this is not say that jonathan is like. weak or too emotionally dependent on nancy - but jonathan literally doesn’t have a support system bc #he’s his family support system #and nancy can be someone’s support system.#also they’re just cute idk what to tell u :/#sorry for the rant #also dils u are allowed to add on or remove urself from the narrative- i went my own direction with it a lil but #asks #anon #st

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medium-rare-bimbo · 10 months

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Thinking about thoughts

♡Masterlist♡

MINORS DNI

May contain Dubcon, age gap, dark characters, somnophilia, stepcest

༺*:ﾟ･✧･:*:ﾟ･♡ readmore ♡･ﾟ:*:･✧･ﾟ:*༻

♡ sucking steve and Billy's cocks when they've just finished their basketball practice they suffocate you in their balls

"God you're fucking disgusting bet you're getting off on this arent you?"

"Billy be nice shes too dumb to care about a little bit of sweat"

♡ eddie would bite your boobs </3 would probably make your nipples bleed then flick them through your shirt

♡ I love the whole "stuck in the washing machine" porn plot <3 maybe you hosted a small get together at your house (Nancy, robin, eddie, steve, Jonathan, billy, argyle) and you quickly decide that you need to grab something from your room. Its stored at the back of your bed so you have no other choice but to crawl underneath to get it, unfortunately your bed frame decides to fall just as you were pulling out leaving you stuck with your back arched. Thankfully your friends hear your yells and come to help you but not before they have some fun with you first, you're covered in cum and spit by the end. Your cunt all puffy swollen and sore but your night doesnt end there because they soon find out that they cant Lift the bed :((( meaning they have to call for help, big strong hopper shows up and stretches you out even more but eventually pulls you out from beneath the crushed bed.

♡ billy would 110% fuck you then take pictures of you just to show to his teammates (who tried to flirt with you) that you were his

♡ •whoever• helping there favourite cheerleader stretch, pressing your legs to you chest as they repeatedly hit that special spot that makes you feel all gooey inside

♡ rockstar! eddie fucking you on stage 👁👁

♡ billy/eddie making you cry just so they can wipe your tears and jerk off with them. They're being so mean to you, tears are streaming down your cheeks and dripping onto their cock

♡ mrs wheeler had a bad date night and comes home wine drunk, you're having a sleepover with nancy (whose already asleep) you stumble into the kitchen for a glass of water when you hear her enter. You're not sure how you ended up with her red lipstick smudged between your thighs or your swollen, juice soaked lips but you're not complaining especially when she invites you over the next day

♡ robin really likes your boobs. Almost in a obsessive kinda way. Theyre always so sore and bruised from how much she sucks on them, there are small crescent moon shaped cuts from where she squeezes them aswell as finger shaped marks. Shes always so sorry when you whine in pain as struggle to put your bra on choosing to just pull your shirt on without the wired piece of fabric, her apologies are insincere as she cant help but gawk at your chest and your hardened nipples. It's a win her book

♡ steve x bimbo! reader who loves skating !! He always sees you in your mini skirts and roller skates but can never seem to get the opportunity to talk to you that is until you come into family video looking for some elvis movie for your grandma, despite his charm and flattery you're too dumb to understand his flirting and brush him off he assumed you were playing hard to get and Almost like clock work youd come in every week to return and rent a new movie then indirectly reject him. Steve had gotten tired of the schedule you had both fallen into when he decided to ask you directly

"Are you not interested in me or something? Am I getting the wrong signals? Because everytime i try to flirt with you, you just ignore it. Arr you ju- just not into men? Or-"

"Oh my god! I didnt know you were flirting with me silly! like I dont think you ever said something in a flirty way. And by the way as much as I love women I also totally love men maybe not as much but that's not important. You know if I had known you were flirting I would've soo gone out with you I mean-"

He coudlnt believe his ears, you didnt know he was flirting with you? He used the most obvious pick up lines

"W-wait what do you mean you didnt know I was flirting with you?"

"Well it's not like you asked me to bend over so how was I supposed to know?"

"...I dont think that's flirting"

You felt so bad for him :((( you couldnt believe how dumb you were for not realising sooner </3 luckily for Steve his break was soon which gave you a chance to make up for it, although the storage room was not the ideal place for you to be on your knees you couldnt find a thought to care.

♡ eddie would bite your pussy. Nobody else will say it but he would be devouring your cunt then bite you

♡ breeding kink! With dark! Steve!!! Hed fuck you anytime he gets the chance, bent over the sink? Boom cock in you, in the shower? Boom filled, when you sleep? BOOM BOOM BOOM COCK

♡ sucking on man titties 👁👁

♡ hehe flayed billy making you eat ice before you suck him off because he likes the cold

♡ hopper cucking Phil!! Fucks his pretty lil wife right in front of him, hes tied up with a cock ring !!!! Hopper threatens to knock you up and claim you !!!

♡ argyle jerking off infront of you <3<3 you're getting high in the back of his van and he cant help but get turned on by the look of you, you've always been close and in the drug induced haze you cant help but let him stroke himself especially when he asks so nicely

♡ nancy has so many toys its insane, shes also very adamant about using them on you

♡ eddie in panties!!!! Eddie in panties!! MY PRETTY BOY!!! dont think this means hes going to be submissive for you if anything he gets meaner maybe he makes you wear them after he gets all his cum smeared on the inside

♡ stepdad hopper fingering you under the table at dinner !!! His thick fingers sliding against your gummy walls, he sucks off your juices playing it off as him enjoying his food

♡ billy pulls your pussy apart just to spit on it before eating, sometimes smacks your clit too just so see it swell up, likes forcing his fingers into you so he can feel how you try to push him out. Hes probably tattooed his name on to your mound

♡ eddie pretends to pray before spitting on your clit, he uses his pointer finger to move his salvia around maybe nibbles at it too. He just likes watching your hips jerk towards him, gets him worked up to know that only he can please you

♡ steve kisses your clit but not just a simple peck this man makes out with your clit !!! He sucks and swirls his tongue around it practically forces his faces as close as he can get. He loves tasting you, he loves knowing that you juices linger on him

♡ argyle loves stretching your pussy apart to watch your hole clench around nothing. He thinks your cunt is the prettiest thing hes ever seen and could spend forever looking at it. He eats you out slowly trying to prolong leaving his space between you thighs, his lips are swollen by the end and his face is covered in your juices

♡ Jonathan kisses your clit before going down on you, his mouth is all over you and hes constantly lapping up the juices that spill out of you. His fingers are buried inside of you and are moving from your hole to his mouth

♡ hopper is mean and spits on you aswell as spanks your poor cunt. He fingers you so expertly that you feel like you're in heaven, his mouth never leaves your clit and you're all sensitive the next morning from his moustache. He prolongs your orgasms until your screaming and crying for release

♡ nancy is also mean </3 she gets you on the floor and presses her foot into you covered pussy, she makes it seem like such a hassle to eat you out but her actions contradict as shes always pulling down you panties to press you against her mouth

♡ 001 is the worst of the worst that man loves watching you wither in whatever pain mixed pleasure he gives you, hes so mean and always bites and pinches your clit. You rarely get to cum when he goes down on you, only granting you permission when you're wrapped around his cock

♡ robin is in awe everytime she gets to taste you, shes constantly looking up at you as you whine and moan. Shes spent hours training herself to know your weak spots, she makes you cum so many times that you can barely keep your eyes open. She loves looking at your fucked out face and wet thighs

♡ chrissy is so sweet!! When the rest of the cheerleaders have left the locker room and have gone home you're both left alone. You're feeling bad about not perfecting a move and she has to make sure you're feeling good. She takes her time with you making sure you feel loved, she has you sat on a bench with her kneeling on the ground. Shes suffocating herself between your thighs and she wouldnt have it any other way

♡ innocent(?) Reader wants to know if cocks can get hickeys, luckily her boyfriend/bestfriend is willing to help in her experiment

♡ mean girl! Bimbo! Reader calls dark! Eddie's friendgroup "a bunch of virgin incels" he corners her and forces her into the hellfire room. He then shows her how much of a "virgin incel" he is

♡ prince! Steve, banished! Eddie, rival! Prince! Billy, royal painter! Jonathan (no cameras so hes a painter now) royal cook! Argyle, king! hopper, princess! Nancy, royal advisor! Robin x maid! Reader (maybe not all at once but the thoughts are there)

♡ mechanic! Scumbag! Eddie who always says theres something wrong with bimbo! Readers car just so he can see her, he always gets under the car when youre wearing your infamous mini skirts. Hes so nice to you and you get him lunch when hes been working so hard <3<3 his only desired payment is your tight warm hole <3<3<3<3<3<3

♡ 001 getting obsessed with Billy's girlfriend after he possesses him <3<3 hunts you down after billy is killed, traps you in the creel house to be his housewife

♡ hopper breed me challenge, want to be his dumb personal fleshlight whose only good for being his house wife

♡ argyle hate fucking dominos worker! Reader

♡ perv! eddie has a set of dice that has been blessed by your pussy, thinking innocent! reader wanted to know how to play dnd and goes to eddie only for him to get carried away and just stuffing you with dice. Probably got bored and somehow convinced you to get on his lap, he held your down as he rubbed your clit as he forced the 20 sided die inside of you. He keeps a die on him at all times tucked away in his jeans, it's his good luck charm the rest get stored next to his bedside table where he kisses them goodbye before hellfire

♡ mrs wheeler boobs in my mouth please !!!!!! Got a vibrator pressed against eachother, she calls me her little baby and I just AEAKSBWON

♡ being Jonathan's girlfriend and coming to meet his parents only to be face first in Joyce's pussy with hoppers fat cock in your womb <3<3<3

♡ innocent(?)! Stalker! Reader takes pictures of herself naked, posed on her teddy pair, in her cotton panties, in the shower, fingers deep in her cunt just so she can give them to her favourite people. Thankfully shes always wore long skirts and baggy cardigans so nobody can trace back whose body it is

♡ I'm still not a furry but I 170% believe that eddie needs a bunny girlfriend (aka me)

♡ vampire eddie chasing down nymph! Fairy! reader to have his way with her

♡ bear! Hopper fucking bunny! Reader over fallen tree maybe it's just regular hopper and his fairy/nymph! Fuck toy

♡ AAAAA dark! Eddie coming home after a bad day finding you sleeping on the couch, he needs relief and you're the perfect thing. He climbs on top of you fucking you awake with his pierced cock.

♡ billy cums on your pussy before the day starts just so your cunt gets nice and moisturized with his seed

♡ eddie walks around the trailer with his hand down his pants he says it's to keep them warm but hes really just touching himself

♡ picnic in the woods where I just get fucked dumb and fed fruit <3 taken back to a cabin where I'm all warm and naked near the fire <3<3<3<3<3<3

♡ 👁👁 Murray keeping nymph! Reader as a pet as much as he likes his strange horny creature he cant keep up with your stamina so calls for backup from his good ol friend hopper

#stranger things x reader #eddie munson x reader #billy hargrove x reader #steve harrington x reader #jonathan byers x reader #argyle x reader #001 x reader #henry creel x reader #chrissy Cunningham x reader #nancy wheeler x reader #robin buckley x reader #joyce byers x reader #karen wheeler x reader #enzo x reader #jim hopper x reader #hopper x reader #bimbo reader #succubus reader

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the-magnus-archives-wiki · 2 years

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im here for things getting weird tbh :vc

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[Music]

Alex: Hello Everybody

Jonny: I'm Jonathan Sims, the writer and narrator of the Magnus Archives

Alex: Visionary Nightmare Merchant

Jonny: Visionary Nightmare Merchant, ooh I like that, I like that

Alex: and I'm Alexander J Newall, I am the founder and CEO of Rusty Quill Ltd and for magnus I was the co-creator with Jonny, alongside director and producer. Why are we here today?

Jonny: Oh, cuz we're doing it AGAIN!

Alex: yeah!! I know! Everyones like "Oh I maybe - maybe theyre doing like a little halloween special? NO!

Jonny: Magnus. Archives. Two. Not that Actual Title

Alex: We wont - no. There's a better title

Jonny: I'm really.. I'm not done

Alex: Your not done. Don't tell them the title.

[Beep]

Alex: We need to tell you a bit more about it Like, whats going on? okay. So In order to do this, we are looking at doing a Kickstarter

Jonny: Kick. Starter.

Alex: to start the kicking. Um, and that basically means that We are going to be doing a pre-signup, Which is going to be available on the 30th of October, this year If you head to kickstarter.com/projects/the-magnus-archives2/the-magnus-archives-2 On the 30th You'll be able to pre-sign, and that means that you will get alerted when the kickstarter is live and that means you will be the first to get in there for early bird goodies and things like that where you will only get it if you are getting there right out of the gate But, we are trying to get this going with a BIG kickstarter So that we can do THREE seasons. Three full seasons!

Jonny: Three seasons. It is going to be canon. It is going to be a continuation of the Magnus Archives universe But not necessarily in the way you would expect.

Alex: Its gonna get weird. Its gonna get really weird.

Jonny: its gonna get real weird.

Alex: So, we're also going to be selling limited edition merch

Jonny: limited edition merch! that was it!

Alex: So the limited edition merch is only going to be available for basically the period we are going this kickstarter, and these are designs that are going to disappear You will never be able to get them again. ever.

Jonny: Cuz if you try, i'll come round and burn them.

Alex: He'll come and burn it. In order to get ahold of those probably, you'll want to go to www.rustyquill.com and there will be more info there, but its pretty much going to be available anywhere that you can buy our designs so your looking at you know, redbubble, and tee public, things like that

Jonny: Can I get a mug?

Alex: yes.

Jonny: Can I get a t-shirt?

Alex: I believe so, yes.

Jonny: Can I get, your face as a cat scratching post?

Alex: Uh yes, but you will have to pay SIGNIFICANTLY more thats going to be a custom item and we will talk more on that later

Jonny: Oh no, I was inviting you over.

Alex: aww

Jonny: just to hang out...

Alex: aw shnookums!

[laugh]

[beep]

Alex: Why now? Its ben a while, we could have done it immediately but we didnt, why?

Jonny: I mean... cuz i fucking love magnus and i want to do some more of it

Alex: right? I kind of miss it.

Jonny: its been, since it finished, a lot of stuffs been just... percolating, and...

Alex: yeah.

Jonny: we were talking and we were like should we just? should we do? do you wanna just to a bit more?

Alex: we should do it. Yes, we are going to do, or we are AIMING to do I should say a three season epic is a strong word. life changing event?

Jonny: yeah? yeah.

Alex: we are looking at a larger number of guests we are looking at going big from the start we have learnt a lot of lessons during magnus 1 and we want to hit the ground running

Jonny: Lesson 1: Trust no one.

Alex: [laugh] okay. cool i feel like-

Jonny: Lesson 2: Plan your exit, on the way in.

Alex: I feel like we are honing back in to season 2 there so maybe steer us away from that... But yea we are -

Jonny: Lesson 3: dont listen to Alex. he's already compromised.

Alex: stop compromising all of the fandom with your MENTALITY

[beep]

Alex: in order to take part, to reiterate on very last time. If you head to kickstarter.com/projects/the-magnus-archives2/the-magnus-archives-2 You can get on there for the pre-sign from the 30th of october and then youll get more info or you can get all of the limited edition merch that WILL DISAPPEAR and for more info on that, go to RustyQuill.com

Jonny: The day before halloween. Halloween? Scary. before all hallows? its before all hallows... and so this is halloween-ee-een its Halloween squared baby. its even scarier

Alex: [snicker] thanks jonny.

[laugh]

Jonny: thats what I'm here for.

Alex: Bye everyone!

Jonny: Bye!

#the magnus archives #tma #also kinda unsettled by how much jonny looks like my ex in the video #bbut hmm i just like the sound of weird

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i think it would be so cute if you wrote headcannons abt silly little things johnathan ohnn would do around alchemax when him and reader are coworkers. imagine their desks next to each other 🥲

Random hcs for Jonathan Ohnn and his coworker!

Didnt know if you wanted this romantic or platonic so I'm writing this as

Both?? If that makes sense?? Like majority is neutral with a more romantic segment at the end?? Help

Side note I love this gif

Anyways not proof read we die like uncle Aaron

Obligatory you guys leave things on each others desks; notes, snacks, a drink, ect ect ect

You both also have your own set of inside jokes, and probably gossip about y'alls other coworkers

Probably just a me thing because I love dynamics like this but yall are just. Constantly bubbly around each other, like

Yall can glance at each other and make a slightly goofy expression and the other is trying to hold it together

I just wanna see Jonathan happy, man :( his whole Jonathan to spot transition kinda actually makes me sad like bro was just doing his job

Anyway

I feel like Jonathan can get fairly wrapped up in his work; forgets to take breaks.. he really appreciates when you come over and leave a bottle of water on the edge of his desk, makes him feel cared for

Side tangent but I personally hc that even before becoming Spot he never really had many friends, much less ones that look out for his wellbeing like that. Doesn't help that he's kinda

Awkward and closed off but hes not

Evil or mean spirited (yet/hj)

"Jon you gotta start standing up straight" "UHHHGGHH *fine* dad/mom!!🙄/j" and similar interactions

Whenever you two are assigned hands on work/experiment shit yall are both just. Bouncing off each other the entire time if that makes sense

Like yall are a power duo; you guys get the work done in no time and actually?? Have fun?? Work goes by fast when you're doing it with someone you enjoy being around

Hopping back in the silly stuff he would NOT stand up for himself if someone was taking his lunch; and if he does he makes like. A piss poor attempt at standing up for himself sooo if you're on the fierce side (or just have a backbone) he would really appreciate it

"Excuse me he asked for NO pickles!"/j

Now onto the romance yahoo

Tbh I dont know if alchemax would be the type of company to outright ban coworkers from having relationships with one another, I can kinda see it swinging either way

But I've never been good at writing hcs for characters needing to slink around so let's say it allows that stuff

Anyways

Jonathan is an awkward sap, like

Imagine glancing over at his computer and seeing him looking up pickup lines (bad corny ones)

He uses them 5 minutes later on you

Stuff like that

Also while I dont normally like characters that dip into the clingy/jealous category Jonathan/spot is an exception simply because I legitimately cant see him not being at least a little insecure

But the good news about being a scientist is that hes good at problem solving; he communicates!!

You guys are both so

Obvious

At least he is; one good compliment and hes red in the face

Outright flirt with him and hes basically glowing red

Back to the bad pick up lines he will be over the moon if you say one back

Building off the "you guys leave things on each others desks" thing he leaves like. Flowers and candies he knows you like on the desk

A moment of silence for your desk when your birthday or valentines day happens 😔

Imagine someone hits on you and he just

Wanders over, puts a hand on your shoulder and just

"Theyre taken"

But like, in a cringey ☝️🤓 way

😭😭

#atsv #atsv spot #the spot x reader #spot x reader #the spot #jonathan ohnn #jonathan ohnn x reader #spiderverse #x reader

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