this one kid that I know lowkey starts giggling when he sees numbers and fruits, and it’s one of the cutest things I have ever seen
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my uncle does not approve of any of my idv sillies :( i am very unwell /lh
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4.4 preload
ZHONGLI ROASTING CLOUD RETAINER FOR NOT SPENDING AND MANAGING HER MORA WELL LIKE SHUT UP AS IF YOU ARE ONE TO TALK 😭😭
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NOT WILDBOW TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY IN A REDDIT POST AND CLAIM THAT LILLIAN AND MARY WERE GAY ALL ALONG
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KINN SAYING THAT FLOWERS POLLEN MIGHT LAND ON HIS BODYGUARD'S SKIN IMPLYING THAT HE WILL LAND ON HIS BODYGUARD'S SKIN AND GET ALLERGY FROM THAT
THIS WAS SUCH A POWER MOVE
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was skating today and someone mentioned hello kitty island adventure and my bf turned to me with the most dead stare. “i thought that was a southpark thing”
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Emerson was so excited about everything he just HAD TO MAKE A MESS IN THE LIVING ROOM! Like a real asshole...
THAT ADORABLE LITTLE FACE ISNT GOING TO GET YOU OUT OF TROUBLE YOU LITTLE MESS MAKER!
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look up the word boyfriend in the dictionary and there u will find the following:
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you know how many times my jaw dropped today? nah cause the amount of yoongi’s concert pics makes me dizzy shit
yes oh god, i've been seeing all those gifs on my dash and :') what in the world does he think he's doing :')
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i hate that im so obsessed with mick schumacher bc i literally live in a college town so four of this guy exist on every street but they're all assholes so whats the point
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does boat actually think C comes after D in the alphabet oh my god
man really LITERALLY went "A B D C"
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Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)
Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.
He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)
Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.
(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)
So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!
Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.
With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.
Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!
It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.
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