i would put mitch marner in my shirt pocket and he’d be happy there. auston matthews goes in the hood of a hoodie and he’s napping. john tavares is in my suitcase and he has his own little suitcase in there with his little receipts and papers he shuffles around a lot but when you look at em they’re just covered in scribbles. don’t know enough about morgan reilly

bobby mcmann after going through injury hell turning up to leafs practice only to find out we let the br*ins raw us live in 4k

you ever think about how patrick marleau constantly told auston matthews, the boy from the desert who by no means should have been meant for hockey but is, and mitch marner, the boy that was born and bred into hockey and still has people breathing down his neck to be better, to never forget how good they are. to never forget how great they’ll be. how he said that he believes that they’ll be the two to bring the cup back home to toronto. and when they do he’s going to think about playing mini sticks with them in his basement and eating dinner at his table. how he thanked them for welcoming him into THEIR family in toronto. how watching them play and seeing their love for the game made him fall in love with hockey again. you ever think about the impact that man had on them because i do almost daily.

middle aged men who hate the angel that is mitch marner need their mouths sewn shut and their social media accounts terminated

*points at Shoresy* that man is my girlfriend

help

“what’cha working on?”

“oh… you know, menards stuff…”

Does this band know how to be chill asking for a friend

"today in the warm light of the sunset i don't see it"

the core four + sleep patterns

kids these days who are fans of fall out boy and can just read the lyrics on spotify or whatever. do you know how lucky you are. when i was a lad you listened to an illegally burnt cd, heard a nonsensical string of syllables, and listened to it 100 times until you thought you know what was said. and then you got ahold of an album sleeve with lyrics and read the lyrics. and realise you were absolutely nowhere close.

Ovi and Sid vs. The World

"I think we both probably want to stick around a little longer, so it's not time for those beers, or whatever we'll drink, yet."

― Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin 'saved the NHL', but they're not done yet (Rossi, 2023)

(Photo credits: Getty Images)

he should have been one of the dads in mamma mia

Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth

guess who got rejected by every college she applied to 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 (dont worry its part of the plan)

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heyyy sorry we put your boyfriend in a doom mod. yeah its a representation of his childhood trauma and his relationship with you. yeah hes slowly losing his mind to grief. hes in the house now. sorry

MYHOUSE.WAD - On Grief (1/2)

Sources: Jandy Nelson, "The Sky Is Everywhere" 🏠 Valeria Luiselli, "Faces in the Crowd" (translation by Christina MacSweeney) 🏠 @/greenmountainwitch 🏠 Rebecca Solnit, "A Field Guide to Getting Lost" 🏠 Elias Tigiser 🏠 Steve Nelson, myhouse.WAD Map 🏠 Amy Meissner, "Spontaneous Combustion" 🏠 Wikipedia - Grief