hey what level of turing testy is it when even after being told something is an AI repeatedly you still have trouble believing it sometimes bc @nostalgebraist-autoresponder constantly fucks me up
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Taking Responsibility by bavariansugarcookie
Taking Responsibility
by bavariansugarcookie (@bavariansugarcookie)
G, 1k, Wangxian
Summary: Lan Zhan is doing his best to ignore Wei Ying while he's supervising Wei Ying's punishment in the library - but even Lan Zhan's patience isn't infinite.
Or what would happen if Lan Zhan kissed Wei Ying in the Gusu Lan library.
Kay's comments: Me and my soft spot for teenage Lan Wangji and the chaos he would have wrecked havoc if he had given in and just kissed Wei Ying! The best way to shut up the annoying boy you have a crush on is to kiss him! Really loved this and loved this for Wangxian especially, very cute!
Excerpt: “You know I’ve memorized all the rules by now,” Wei Ying said, his pout drawing Lan Zhan’s attention to his mouth, and the freckle just below his bottom lip… No, Lan Zhan thought, dragging his focus back to the text he was copying.
“If you knew the rules so well, you would be able to follow them,” Lan Zhan said primly.
“Ah, Lan Zhan, you don’t believe me? Do you want me to prove it to you?” He sat up, his spine perfectly straight – which Lan Zhan hadn’t known was possible – and started reciting the rules. Which was somehow even more distracting.
pov lan wangji, canon divergence, cloud recesses study arc, cloud recesses shenanigans, first kiss, getting together, love confessions, humor, fluff, pining lan wangji, flustered lan wangji, gusu lan sect rules
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there was a teenager aboard the oceangate submersible. do you think he deserved to die?? it's not his fault his dad was a fuckwad billionaire
Did he deserve to die? No absolutely not. None of them deserve to die. Especially in such a tragic and horrific way.
HOWEVER
Should I find some poetic justice in a bunch of arrogant dumbasses hoarding wealth and actively killing people and our planet daily by going to tour a mass grave of working class people for funsies in a DIY sub that had many MANY warning signs that there was the chance it may implode because the guy heading the expedition ignored safety precautions because millionares and billionaires are known to constantly cut corners to "save money" even though they have so much of it they could have funded making a proper vessel instead of picking the cheapest route and ended up suffering the consequences of being so exuberantly wealthy they just assumed they were above any and all laws of nature?
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one half of the good omens fandom is insufferable and leaving comments on Neil’s posts literally saying things like “your wish is my command” and “on it boss” but I gotta say at least I’m glad the half of it I’m in has a sense of humor about everything from the mid writing to the parts of it that suck to affectionately mocking the actors whom we like. It’s important to be earnest but it’s also important to be hilarious
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thinking about how josh always tries playing around WITH other teammates, but always interacts with diggs as if he is something extremely, extraordinarily precious to him. I'm not saying he doesn't care about everyone else, he cares about everyone, but when you're in love, the person you're in love with happens to cross your mind more times than a few.
Like. Josh throwing snow on Gabe Davis and not on stef (even tho he knows Gabe is very protective of his birkin !!) And just letting stef walk by snow-free while he and Gabe banter (in front of stef) (very important to note). Now, diggs was also wearing fancier things than Gabe in cost comparison. He had more than a birkin bag to protect.. Josh knows Stef loves living lavish, and his outfit was probably brand new bcs he also knows stef loves trying new things.. so Josh respects the boundaries that he knows and only plays around with Gabe, who's a little materialistic too but not as much as Stef.
Josh sees Stef coming, he stops talking to his teammates and does a little dance. He knows Stef finds his dancing funny, so he does some dancing!
Thinking about how they were paired during the pandemic, and had to bond literally over call of duty. Thinking about how Diggs was new to the game and how Josh never exploited him for it in the game, or complained about his skill level. Thinking about how Diggs recalls Josh always stopping to heal him as if the silly little call of duty game shenanigans were a honeymoon worthy of forever memory.
Stef keeps headbutting him in the middle of his pregame pep talk, instead of playing off that, Josh keeps his focus and doubles down on his leadership position by continuing his speech unphased. It's not ignoring, though, it's providing a stable foundation for Stef to bounce off of and keep him grounded. Stef's constant touches to allen during his speech let's him know he's doing good in what he's trying to accomplish: being inspiring while also being strong. Josh's strong composure let's Stef know that even with every headbutt, he's not budging, he'll always be right there for Stef to hold and remember who's there in his corner. There's someone stable in his corner, someone who isn't tired or intimidated by his energy, someone willing to observe the options and choose the best one without Stef having to even advise him on it
Although he's talking to everyone, he keeps his hand on STEF'S helmet to let him know He knows he's there, and He appreciates him being there. There's no joking about it. When stef pushes his way into the middle of the huddle just to be by Josh, it's not to hear how funny he can be or how serious, and while he can be either, it's just not the focus right now. The focus, the Need is simply to be By Josh.
And you don't get that kind of devotion from Diggs by playing around with his emotions, his wants, his needs. You don't get that kind of devotion by not being devoted yourself.
Josh Allen is 110% dedicated to loving his teammates, to loving football, and to loving Stefon Diggs.
Thinking about how much Diggs needs that .
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