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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 7 months

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Everyone please rise for the national anthem.

#Reblogging for good health #happy 21st of September #21st night of september #earth wind and fire #september #21st

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 8 months

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what’s up guys🔥🔥 pt. 2

#all of these are immaculate #icemav #text posts #top gun #iceman x maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #gay #top gun 1986

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 8 months

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Totally 100% True Top Gun Facts Pt. 3

By-the-book Admiral Tom Kazansky has frequently asked his minuscule hellion of a wingman to rain judgement upon those who’ve annoyed him.

Soon enough, people start to catch on that pissing off the Iceman results in an unfortunate assignment with the Navy’s equivalent of a live grenade filled with silly string.

#I have many thoughts about Iceman using Maverick as his personal hitman #best part is that Mav gets paid to do it!#and if someone tries to get him in trouble boom guardian Ice #they’ve got these shenanigans down to a science #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #top gun headcanons

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 9 months

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Maverick: You look pretty

Iceman: What was that?

Maverick: I said you look shitty. Goodnight, Ice!

#source: hot rod #mav so in denial he's in egypt #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #incorrect top gun quotes

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 9 months

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Maverick, cheerfully: Oh he's going to hate this...

Maverick: *Manic smile and evil laugh*

Dagger Squad: *Scared but Curious* Who???

~Somewhere, at the same time~

Iceman: *Internal Maverick sense goes off*

Iceman: Shit.

#the twink alert went off #I’ve felt a disturbance in the force #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 9 months

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Maverick and Cyclone 🤝 Single-handedly increasing sales by 300%

The Navy makes a calendar full of naval aviators to raise money and increase enlistment but it ended up just being all Iceman.

EDIT: Building off of the Iceman calendar…

#they’d get them autographed as well #ice is so done with their bs #especially when he pulls up to Mav’s house for some good old fashioned Navy two man ‘exercise’ and sees the calendar shrine #anyway I’d buy it too #tom kazansky #top gun #top gun iceman #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #top gun humor #beau cyclone simpson

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 9 months

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She just like me fr

my mom (mind you, she's a very conservative Christian woman) watched TGM for the first time last night and when The Beach Scene started, we got to THE part

and she turned to me and very quietly and seriously said, "rewind it."

she's so mf real for that

#no one is immune to the rooster wiggle™️#top gun: maverick #rooster bradshaw #tgm #top gun

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 10 months

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Totally 100% True Top Gun Facts Pt. 2

Slider and Goose bonded over their exasperation with Ice and Mav’s sexual tension. After the Iceman Bite of 86™️ they both pulled up to the O-Club, got hammered, and complained that the two should just fuck and get together already.

#top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #iceman x maverick #tom kazansky #top gun 1986 #top gun headcanons #ron slider kerner #nick goose bradshaw

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 10 months

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Hi. I was just wondering if you were going to continue the series on Choi Jong-In. No worries if you aren't. Sorry if I'm bothering you. ;w;

You’re not bothering me at all dw! I’m honestly glad that someone enjoyed that enough to ask 😅 I’ll check my writing notebook to see if I have the details written down cause I had a lot of chapters planned. I prob do, so I can work on it little by little. Just might take a while since I’m working full time now.

Also all updates will be on @my-intrusive-stories. That’s my side-blog that I’ll be using for fanfics/original stories.

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 10 months

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Hey there 🥰

Prompt for you.

It's related to your "Hangman bites" post. [That I lo-ve!]

Either POV!Jake where he's watching Rooster strutting around wearing HIS bites. He's proud, very proud.

OR

Someone pointing out the parallel Iceman/Hangman biting to someone else.

A Flyboy To a Dagger?

Cyclone is tired.

To be fair, he wrangles the most arrogant and cocky pilots known to man for a living, but somehow he's still not used to it. Or at least not used to this.

He got over Maverick, because it was either that or going absolutely crazy, and Cyclone has to admit that he's not a bad man, Mitchell, just reckless. Admiral Kazansky does a good job at keeping him somewhat behaving, but Maverick isn't someone you can tame.

He is, however, someone you can maul. It's the source of most of Cyclone's headaches - as glad as he is that DADT is no longer a thing, he could've gone without knowing exactly who puts all the bruises on Maverick’s neck. The flight suit and uniform usually cover the bites well enough, but from time to time Cyclone will catch a vivid bite mark right on Mitchell's jaw, and he has to take a few deep breaths to calm down.

He gets used to it. The bites and hickeys become routine, and Cyclone decides to ignore the fact that two decorated Navy pilots are still acting like horny teenagers.

It's fine.

What's not fine is the sight of Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw appearing at his lecture with dark purple bruises decorating his throat. Cyclone is pretty sure he can spy actual bitemarks.

God have mercy.

He sighs deeply and decides to ignore it, thinking it's just a one-night-stand that got wild. Only the bruises don't disappear and Rooster takes to strutting around looking like someone mauled him, giddy and bright-eyed. He reminds Cyclone too much about Maverick, and then, one day his eyes fall on one Hangman Seresin, and thinks make horrifying sense.

It seems like his fate is to deal with dumbass horny brunettes and their possessive arrogant blonde boyfriends. Cyclone has no idea what he did wrong to deserve this.

And then he catches Bradshaw and Seresin fucking in the exact same closet he once found Mitchell and Kazansky not even 10 years before.

He almost quits right there

#free cyclone #bro does NOT get paid enough to deal with this shit #hangster #sereshaw #icemav #hangman x rooster #iceman x maverick #beau cyclone simpson #top gun

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 11 months

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I’ve seen the HC that Iceman wouldn’t like Hangman, but that’d def change on Father’s Day.

Rooster would invite Hangman over to the IceMav household so they could all spend the day together.

When things start to slow down, though, Jake decides to call his father even though they don’t have a good relationship. Might as well try, right?

But the call doesn’t go well and by the time it’s over, Jake is fighting all sorts of emotions by himself in the backyard.

Now, Ice didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but Jake’s exchange with his dad sounded quite similar to ones he himself had with his own father many years ago. Maybe all this time he’d been a bit too harsh on Jake.

So he goes up and pats the distressed aviator on the shoulder with a, “welcome to the daddy issues club.”

Tom guides Jake to some lawn chairs and then goes to grab them both a beer. When he comes back, he shares stories about his own dad to comfort Jake. They then spend a good chunk of times bashing their own fathers together.

The conversation ends with Tom saying, “Don’t worry about that guy you just called, you have two better dads now.”

Meanwhile Mav and Rooster are fist-bumping from the bushes as they watch the exchange.

#my beloved twinks with daddy issues #happy father's day #top gun #icemav #hangster #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #rooster #hangman #top gun headcanons

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 11 months

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ONE OF US

happy pride month to val kilmer, the leader of icemav nation since 86’

#Val Kilmer knows what’s up #pilots the plane and the ship frfr #val kilmer #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #iceman x maverick #top gun 1986 #happy pride 🌈

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 11 months

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Totally 100% True Top Gun Facts Pt. 1

Goose actually died from the sheer force of the homoerotic tension between Iceman and Maverick. (It’s more potent in the sky because there’s less air pressure)

#goose flew too close to the gay sun #top gun #icemav #iceman #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #nick goose bradshaw

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 11 months

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Iceman: So what do you want to do?

Maverick: You.

Iceman:

Maverick:

Maverick: I said definitely said Clue.

#he did not in fact say clue #they’re both down horrendous and need to bone before slider dies of cringe #top gun #icemav #iceman #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #iceman x maverick #incorrect top gun quotes #tom kazansky #top gun 1986

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 11 months

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Slider: So, you’re going to marry Maverick? Iceman: What? No! I’m just buying him an accessory since he has terrible fashion sense. Slider: That’s literally a wedding ring.

#fashion sense so terrible he wants to remove all of Mav’s clothes #icemav #top gun incorrect quotes #top gun #top gun 1986 #iceman x maverick #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #pete maverick mitchell

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 1 year

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ice convincing mav that getting sunburnt is classified as damage if government property in order to get him to wear sunscreen

#op you’re a goddamn genius #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #top gun humor #tom iceman kazansky #iceman x maverick

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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 1 year

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Maverick: Back when I was young and dumb-

Iceman: What do you mean back when you were young and dumb??? You’re still dumb.

#they love each other I swear #top gun #icemav #iceman #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #top gun humor #tom iceman kazansky #iceman x maverick #incorrect top gun quotes #tom kazansky

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