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an-eternal-state-of-simping · 8 months

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Totally 100% True Top Gun Facts Pt. 3

By-the-book Admiral Tom Kazansky has frequently asked his minuscule hellion of a wingman to rain judgement upon those who’ve annoyed him.

Soon enough, people start to catch on that pissing off the Iceman results in an unfortunate assignment with the Navy’s equivalent of a live grenade filled with silly string.

#I have many thoughts about Iceman using Maverick as his personal hitman #best part is that Mav gets paid to do it!#and if someone tries to get him in trouble boom guardian Ice #they’ve got these shenanigans down to a science #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #iceman #maverick #tom iceman kazansky #top gun humor #top gun headcanons

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