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kitty0boy · 3 years

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Marichat May Day 9 prompt: Blanket

As per my usual fics, Marinette is 17, Adrien is 18. Nothing smutty, just goofs being goofy.

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It had been a long ass day.

5 am photo shoot, 6 am akuma attack, 6:30 am back to the photo shoot because they “couldn’t seem to capture his likeness today”, 7 am they gave up, 8:45 am rushed off to school, 12 pm another attack, 3 pm photo shoot.

Now finally, at 5 pm, he was back home and able to take a break. Much to Plagg’s disappointment however, Adrien didn’t feel like sitting around at home.

“How is it that you have so much energy? I’m exhausted and I’ve been sitting in your bag all day.”

Adrien laughed at this remark, “I’ve had to sit at home and do nothing for 14 years of my life, I’ve got time to make up haven’t I?”

Plagg rolled his eyes. “Time that can be made up after I eat my well deserved camembert, go and shower or something. Listen to the, what was it you said? ‘The model in you’.” With that he flew into the smelly cupboard by his desk.

He did have a point. The hairspray from this afternoon made his hair stick up in odd angles. Today’s theme had been, ‘Punk Rock’ for the Agreste, Jagged Stone collaboration. His father and Jagged teamed up for his new album debut to create a new clothing line of merchandise and stuff like that. Adrien hadn’t really been paying much attention to that bit.

His attention was drawn towards his cute little classmate who, by personal invitation of Jagged Stone himself, had helped his father design Jagged’s on stage looks.

Marinette was involved for the sole purpose of “a youth opinion” which meant that she did most of the designing herself while Gabriel’s company did all the handy work by making all the garments. Of course she was supervised by Gabriel when it came to the concepts, but as his father had admitted over dinner, “She didn’t need much of my help. Audrey was right in saying that she has potential. Possibly, more potential than myself.” To which Adrien had beamed, proud of his princess.

By the time Adrien had finished in the shower, Plagg had completely emptied the stock of camembert for the next month. “We need to start limiting you camembert intake. I can hear my bank account screaming.” Plagg burped “You’re famous and rich, as long as you keep that up you’ll be fine.” Adrien crossed his arms, “I might not be rich and famous forever you know. How old is Master Fu now, 190? You might not have unlimited camembert when I get into the 70s.” Plagg smirked. “You will when you defeat Hawkmoth and people find out who you and Ladybug are. The pair of you will be rolling in riches for life.” Adrien shrugged. “Maybe I’ll refuse to take them, being the humble hero that I am.” Plagg frowned.

He laughed, “Well Plagg, how about we go check in on your favourite mouse hmm?” Plagg bolted out of the cupboard and shrieked “Hurry up and transform Adrien.” He blinked. “Wow Plagg, I didn’t know you could actually like a person more than cheese.” Plagg crossed his little arms. “Well the sooner you and Marinette get together, the sooner I’ll have pastries with my cheese. Besides, you already know you’re my favourite stinky sock.” Adrien’s face contorted in gratitude at hearing his approval of Marinette, and slight disgust at being called a stinky sock. “Thanks Plagg, Claws Out!”

The journey wasn’t far. A hop, skip, and a jump later he landed on Marinette’s balcony. He stomped on the floor to get her attention but he didn’t need to. The second his hands touched the balcony railing, something heavy came crashing down, pinning him to the floor. He thought it might have been Marinette at first, but she wasn’t wide enough to cover his entire outstretched form. He looked around and saw her peep out from behind her lounge chair with a great “Surprise!” He smiled

“Hello there purrincess, fancy seeing you here.” She strode over to him and kneeled down behind his head. “I had a feeling that you might pawsibly show up.”

“So, this is a nice blanket you’ve chucked on me, did you make it?” She shook her head, “I bought it. It’s a weighted blanket.” He laughed, “Yes I could tell, I’ve never had one before but it feels heavy.” She stood and pulled the blanket off of him. “Imagine if the news saw this. Paris’ superhero, defeated by a weighted blanket.” He propped himself on his elbows. “And Paris’ prettiest girl. Here we quote him.” And he stood to continue, despite her pink face. “I simply couldn’t resist her charms.” He dramatically draped the back of his hand over his forehead. “I fell under her spell and she trapped me, I’m sorry that I’ve let Paris down but I would do it again.”

Marinette seemed to have taken his word to heart, she threw the blanket back towards him with strength he never knew she was capable and he got hit square in the chest. He fell to the floor again. “Even see how, how her grace wounds me, a fatal blow to the chest.” She huffed and, it seemed despite herself, she smiled. “Oh come on Marinette, just teasing. No need to get huffy with me.” She crossed her arms and turned.

He pulled the blanket off and snuck towards her while her back was turned. In one swift motion, he wrapped the blanket around her front and behind his back so the were both wrapped up. She gave a startled “What?” Before he fell backwards making her fall with him. She squeaked as they hit the floor, making sure she didn’t get hurt of course.

His arms had remainder outside of the ‘purrito’ so he placed them on her stomach. “Chat Noir!” She huffed and squirmed under the blanket. He laughed. “Heavy, isn’t it little lady.” She turned over inside so she could look at him, which made him also squirm because it was kinda ticklish. “Foul play kitty.” He ruffled her hair.

“So, how’s the collaboration going? Gabriel Agreste’s little assistant, big big oppurtunity.” She beamed at him and went into full detail. How Jagged Stone had come to her house to ask, how Gabriel had an interview with her and how pleased he was to work with her, how she and Adrien worked on concepts after she took his measurements, how they played UMS after, how she and Gabriel went over the concepts and gave her tips. He of course knew all of this but she was so excited about it. “I’m proud of you little mouse, this is a really big achievement. Next thing you know, you’ll be strolling down red carpets to your own fashion shows.” She flushed and thanked him.

“Anyways, how do you purrpose you’ll get out of this one?” She smirked, “You gave that away while I was turning,” he felt her fingers on either side of his ribs. “I didn’t know cats were ticklish.” He tried his hardest not to laugh as she teasingly poked him. Then she went for it, he squirmed and giggled until he snapped back to his senses and rolled them over.

He grabbed both of Marinette’s wrists and held them above her head with one hand. “Payback time princess.” And he started tickling her. She shrieked, squirmed, and kicked under him. “C-cat!” She tried to protest and bargain with him but to no avail. It wasn’t until he heard a gaps from the trap door, that he stopped.

Who should intrude but the entire gang of secrets. Rose, Juleka, Mylène, Alix, and Alya all stared at their very suggestive position.

Chat Noir had her hands pinned above her head and was straddling her. Her hair was messy and her shirt slightly crumbled and exposing part of her stomach. His face went pink as he looked from a laughing Marinette, to her friends who were taking pictures and cooing at the pair of them.

Unbothered, Marinette turned to her friends and said “Help me out girls! He’s ticklish!” To which he was tackled by all five of them, he howled with laughter. “S-six against one! That’s unfair.” Then they scattered as Marinette flopped on him, blanket in hand, and wrapped him up. She sat on his back and held the opening of the blanket closed. “Good work girls. Cat’s in the bag.” He turned his head to look at them, his cheek against the floor of the balcony. The six of them were high giving and shooting Marinette suspicious looks.

“So Marinette, care to explain this?” Alix crossed her arms. Marinette gave her a quizzical look. “Explain what? Why me and Chat Noir are having a tickle fight on my balcony?”

Alya approached her. “Well to start, your lip gloss is smudged, your hair is a mess, your shirt is crumbled and we found you and Chat Noir in a very suggestive position when we came up.”

Marinette went slightly pink before recalling what had happened. Rose chirped “Oh, that’s so romantic.” And Juleka, who had become more outspoken with the help of her girlfriend, crossed her arms and smirked. “Maybe we should give them their alone time.” Mylène piped up. “We do have to proceed with celebratory girls night though. After all, Jagged Stone and Gabriel Agreste, that’s a crazy good achievement.” Chat Noir smiled, “That’s what I was saying!” He panted slightly, recovering from the laughter.

“Do you want to stay cat?” Marinette asked. He looked up at her. “Well I’d love to but I don’t want to intrude on your celebration.” All at once the girls protested and encouraged him to stay, declaring that he wouldn’t get in the way and that they’d love to have him join in the celebration. He wouldn’t fall for this though. He had the nagging feeling that the girls would turn Marinette’s celebration party into a Chat Noir interview night, he didn’t want the attention pulled away from his princess.

Marinette hopped off him and helped him go his feet again. He brushed dust off of his suit while Marinette held his hand. “No seriously girls it’s alright. My Kwami is bound to be starving by now.” Marinette shot him a sharp look. “How long have you been transformed?” He raised his hands in surrender. “Not long, not long. I transformed and came straight here. Besides he was really eager to see you Mari.” She gapped. “He was? But he’s only worked with me once.” Chat chuckled. “Not sure, you must have left a good impression on him. Besides,” he leaned down to whisper in her ear, “he says that the sooner we get together, the longer he gets to enjoy pastries with his cheese.”

He stood straight up and stared at her. To his surprise she wasn’t flustered in the slightest, in fact she started to laugh. “Well then kitty,” and before he had time to think she pulled him back towards her so their noses brushed, “we shouldn’t keep him waiting.” His face went scarlet. He never thought a whisper could make his face burn. He considered teasing her back, but before he could straighten his expression, there was a cough beside them.

“So should we leave and come back later or..” Alix stated. She already knew Adrien’s identity and was sure she would tease him about this later. He grinned seeing Marinette’s face who was an identical shade of scarlet that his had been seconds before. “Well I’d better be of then.” He wrapped an arm around Marinette’s shoulder and bent over so his face was sideways in front of hers. He dropped his voice to a whisper, “We can celebrate alone later.” Her face flooded with more colour than he thought possible and she buried her face in her hands.

He smiled and gave her a peck on the forehead before addressing her friends. “It was lovely to see you all again, I’ll be taking my leave now. Enjoy your little party.” The he leapt onto the railing, gave a salute, and jumped way.

“Kid, if you want to visit your princess undisturbed, then do it on a day where her friends won’t show up.” Adrien crossed his arms and smiled. “Well we’ve agreed on your pastries at least.” Before the two could settle in, Adrien’s phone chimed. “Oh Plagg, looks like we can’t relax at home just yet.” Plagg groaned. “Not another akuma, I’ll go kill Hawkmoth myself if he doesn’t stop taking away my free time.”

“Nope, not Hawkmoth this time. Girls night has turned into a party and Adrien just got an invitation.” Plagg groaned again. “Can’t we just skip this time?” Adrien shook his head and transformed for the fourth time that day and made his way back to the bakery, where he detransformed and saw his princess again.

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That’s all for day 9. I think you’ll notice that the prompts aren’t the entire focus of my stories but they are a part of them. I like them better this way.

Thanks for reading!

#miraculous ladybug #marichat #marichatmay2021 #miraculous ladybug tales of ladybug and chat noir #ladybug and chat noir #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng

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cornflowercanine · 4 years

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it's the "opened my eyes on vr15sr3z1" anon from yesterday, i only saw that you had answered my ask when i was checking my dash befur going to sl33p so i didn't have the time or energy to write out my essay BUT it's morning now and i can so yes the widespread fandom purrception of it is wildly innaccurate to the characters and the canon! it's all just "vriska and terezi are in love and that's all there is to say about it" painting it as a purrfect healthy relationship with no flaws at all (1/?)

(2/?) when in fact there would be PLENTY of flaws literally everywhere like did you even READ homestuck??? they reduce the characters to a few traits and ignore any pawsible nuance in them and also like did you people just completely forget that they disabled each other? that was a thing that happened and it s33ms like everyone just completely brushes it off for their ship??? i s33 people acting as though vr15r3z1 is unarguably canon and just the absolute best pawsible ship and writing up huge -

(3/?) thinkpieces on it that are just simply incorrect. and people do in fact reduce characters to simply their role in a ship CONSTANTLY especially if the ship is pawpular enough in the fandom- i s33 this with r053m4ry where one time i tried looking fur art of kanaya and all of it was just r053m4ry ship art??? which of course happens with vr15r3z1 as well but with the bonus of being accused of being an awful homophob3 if you try to point this out. i haaate how it’s become such a prevalent ship

(4/? IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I HAVE THOUGHTS) based entirely on false purrceptions of the characters and how it would work. here’s my take on it: while they obviously do care about each other a lot and are important to each other’s arcs, the extent to which that is and their treatment of each other would not make for an easy good relationship!!! it would purrobably be at least somewhat unhealthy even if just beclaws neither of them are very healthy people (another thing that bothers me is that

(5/5) despite people complaining endlessly about how terezi is reduced to a manic pixie dream girl in m/f ships with her, they ignore her trauma and reduce her to a manic pixie dream girl fur vriska), it would purrobably be very dependent on at least one side, it would purrobably n33d some sort of intervention and safety net to work even as a friendship, and yet the fandom acts like they’re just made fur each other and UGHGH WHY. i have more thoughts but i f33l like i’ve gone over enough fur now

ok first off TY TY TY TY for going off omggggggg ive like. Never s33n anyone else who f33ls similar to the ship as i do and half the time its just ppl going ‘yeaaa the fandom is a 8it 8ad at portraying it’ and nothing else and this is soooooo nice to s33 ^_^

second off, “(another thing that bothers me is that despite people complaining endlessly about how terezi is reduced to a manic pixie dream girl in m/f ships with her, they ignore her trauma and reduce her to a manic pixie dream girl fur vriska)” THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS ENTIRELY THIS HOLY SHIT YOU. YOU GET IT,

i think my 8iggest issue with it is like…. idk how to word it 8ut terezi and vriska DO have a lot of like… 8uildup? ‘coincidences’? in their arcs Towards eachother, and it is like… Interesting cool 8ut its like… in the fandom, instead of it 8eing portrayed as smth that continuously hurt eachother, or amplified their trauma, or made entirely new trauma, instead of it 8eing viewed and portrayed as something to get over, to heal from, to grow away from, it’s portrayed as their Destiny, as Romantic, as them 8eing Meant For Eachother, which i guess is made “canon” in post-retcon 8ut its just so….. demeaning to s33.

its not inherently a 8AD ship, i Can s33 genuine like… romantic tension or whatever towards eachother, and (vris)rezi s33ms p chill and mostly devoid of the issues that made it previously awful for the 8oth of them, the fandom is just. so fucking 8ad at collecting what could possi8ly make the ship romantic and cute.them disa8ling eachother isnt romantic or cute. terezi staying with vriska out of fear that if she left her for a second she’d do awful things isn’t romantic or cute. vriska dragging terezi along in her crimes for whatever fuckoff reason, to 8e more dramatic or smth, isnt romantic or cute. terezis trauma that she’s responsi8le for everything 8ad someone does isnt romantic or cute. vriskas trauma that if shes not as intense as possi8le (ex; killing people) or she’ll die (ex; getting eaten 8y spidermom) isnt romantic or cute.

and i 8riefly mentioned this in the tags of my og post 8ut, i f33l like ppl portraying them this way so commonly and so consistantly is just issues with the ppl making the content themselves. sometimes its ppl who only rlly care a8t d4vekat or whatever who will post either a diluting occasional ‘haha gremlin girls getting up to crimes’ which comes off as just. not SUPER 8ad 8ut -rolls eyes-. or its like wlw who have ‘love HAS to hurt’ or ‘if ur in a shitty rel8ionship you should stay cause its not like you can find anyone else like you’ issues, theres all the vriska stans who are visi8ly projecting with just ‘i think im a terri8le person 8ut i want a cute girl to hold me 8ack and make up for me’ shit, and its like……… sorry u guys have these issues 8ut -puts hands on shoulders- u n33d to understand. this isnt how good romance looks at all. just cause its COMMON takes doesnt mean theyre GOOD takes. pls love urselves

like… vriska and terezi are really complex and good characters, even if they arent rlly good as people or in how they handle shit, they have a lot to them in a way that female characters most often just Dont, and i like and appreci8 that, and i love s33ing the way their whole deals kinda intertwine and how its put together……. 8ut i dont like that ppl take literally the worst aspects of their rel8ionship in all of their existences and paint it as the 8est, the most romantic, the most dramatic, the 8est, the most lova8le and appreci8a8le, 8est possi8le outcome for them. i just. i wish ppl would reread homestuck a lot hskkjhgkkgfklgfk they were fucking MISERA8LE dudes

#long post #ahhhhh i wanna tag this smth 8lacklista8le #8ut i dont wanna put actual ship name here #vr1srezi h8 #????#clove replies #-posts post so i can add more tags cleanly-#if i get vagued for this uh. remem8er m333333333 /j #sorry for talking so much i gotta address every area in my every section of thinking to 8e as comprehensi8le and complete as possi8le XD #that and ive h8ed vr15r3zi since like; the start of last year; and have had NO opportunity to talk a8t it #cause ''its such a good canon ship omg why would u h8 it!11!!''#so i have.......SO much to say @_@#vriska hate

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lilyhoshikawa · 5 years

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abaddon-plasma? :3c

Daxie daxie daxie!! She’s so nice

Admittedly for awhile after I met daxie we didn’t get to talk too much bc our shared interests were kinda limited but as I talk to her more and more I’ve become so happy to share ideas of any kind with her, from Ara stuff to Yugioh stuff and even Code Geass now and pawsibly She-Ra in the future and ahhh lots of things!! It’s really fun to talk abt that stuff to daxie bc I know she doesn’t judge me when I ramble on abt a topic and tell her abt it

But I think what strikes me the most abt daxie is how compassionate she is. She’s always there for me when I get anxious or overwhelmed or upset and want to turn to someone for some support and reassurance. I’ve felt it since I met her and it’s just this part of who she is- daxie has this kind, loving, motherly demeanor that makes me feel warm and safe and cared for when I’m talking to her, like a warm hug

I’m so glad that lately I’ve started talking to her more and more bc it’s always so much fun to have a chat with her abt whatever’s on my mind and she always makes me fee good when we talk~! And it makes me feel pretty good that she calls me cute a lot, too-

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yumenosakiacademy · 7 years

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@kurou-kiryuu YOU FOOL!! Tell is cute, but idk how i feel abt him. i Do wish he wouldnt overwork himself tho. IM WATCHING THE BEETON PARK EVENT TRANSLATION N I LOV WILL.... like, sure, i wouldnt wanna hang out w him bc i hate scary stuff but as a character?? jghfggebf He

and ofc he is lmao how could i hav pawsibly guessed 🤔 /sarcasm

#[sees any Strong guy] shino get ur ass in here #regfbfeh its either Edgy Boys or baras and i immediately Kno #will is kind of hot and im like 'h-hewwo' I WANT HIM TO INTERACT W CHESHIRE PWESE #replies #caps lock

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hydrogen-news-blog · 7 years

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Q&A: The Evolution of EvoS

NEV:3 pounces into action By KAYE SHEPHERD Hydrogen News Network, Reporter-at-Large

There’s a new lion king at EvoS, and her name is NEV:3. The latest feline-hybrid dominating the feeds has been touted as the ‘new face of EvoS,’ (and unlike her predecessors, she seems more interested in meeting fans than eating them). In the few short weeks since she was introduced as the latest lancer, she’s already proven herself to be a sales force to be reckoned with, dominating merchandising lines with the aggression of Rask and the kid-friendly cuteness of your neighborhood PuP-toy.

I was lucky enough to be able to sit down with NEV:3 and chat about the future of EvoS, working with Dr. Finn, and tips for taking the best SELF-Es in Atlas.

Hi, NEV:3. Did I get that pronunciation right? ‘Neve’ like Rev? Or Dev. Kev. Tev. Lev. Bev. Mev...

Uh-huh. That’s helpful, thank you. So, you’ve been heralded as the new face of EvoS. What does that entail? A new face. And tail. <NEV:3 giggles> But also, ya know, just bringing awareness to what we’re doing at Evolution Solutions. Every other Trust is so into their secrety secrets. Like, what even goes on at Omni? Not even joking, I think every employee there is a robot.

Like Su-Ren and Tol-Ren? Wait, WHAT?! THEY’RE ROBOTS!?!? I meant metaphorically, but are you serious?

Yeah. They’re androids. Wow. But like, I saw them holding hands the other day. They’re, like, in love?

It’s all over the feeds. See? People call them ‘Stole-ren’, because they stole our hearts away. Or something. Um. I don’t read that stuff… out loud. That is adorbs. I must be clairvoyant! I sensed the robot thing subconsciously. <NEV:3 laughs>. It must be a cat thing, because pre-transformation, there was this guy in the lab I used to talk to all the time – such a great listener – and it turns out he was just a surveillance bot that Big Boss got to monitor everyone’s productivity! I couldn’t believe it. The bot is still really sweet though. He’s got the most comforting beeps.

But anyway! Back to your question.

Basically, I’m here now because EvoS wants everyone to know what we’re all about, ya know?

And what is EvoS all about, for the uninitiated? Well, Kaye, it’s a PuP eat PuP world out there. If EvoS has learned anything over the past century, it’s that survival is not a guarantee. Everyone in Atlas is living on finite resources and we have to be able to change with the times.

With all of the new expansion into the Waste and the proposed reconstruction of the Hyperion gateway, things are exciting right now, but also super uncertain. We can’t know how things will change – only that they will – and we need to be prepared for that. Mega-prepared. Over-prepared.

Like, what if the world outside of Atlas was flooded, like what happened to Oceanus? Wouldn’t it be fifty thousand percent better if we all had fins right away? <NEV:3 laughs> The Doc loves asking that. It’s like, his favorite thing.

The Doc, being Dr. Finn? The one and only. Or, as he would say, the sole Doc.

Excellent impression! I can almost hear it in his voice. He’s quite a character, isn’t he? Oh, de-finn-itely.

I can see why he enjoys your company. Duh. Everyone does. <NEV:3 giggles>

Dr. Finn is clawsome! And he’s just being himself, ya know? I don’t know why some folks take it so purrsonally. Like Rask! Rask hates it.

Rask is intimidating. He’s a big softy at heart. We were playing catch the other day! He’s got great aim. Threw a million Rask plushes at me and just would not stop until I had to leave. I kept telling him to throw softer, but he just doesn’t know his own strength. Cute kitty.

Before we get too off-topic, you were saying earlier that we need to be over-prepared for what might come. Are there any changes coming to EvoS that we should be aware of? Preparation is just common sense! It’s like knowing your best angles and having good light before taking a SELF-E. You wouldn’t waltz in with untrimmed claws and ruffled fur and expect to take a purrfect pic, right? No! You’d put on your best face, dress up, strike a pose, and give yourself the best odds at looking amazing.

Your SELF-Es with fans have been a real success for EvoS. My fans are the best! They’re the coolest cats you can imagine – and so photogenic!

They’re why I’m psyched that there is SO MUCH good stuff coming from EvoS soon. We’ve been experimenting with meowtstanding tech that we got from Hyperbotics, and I think our next creation will be a smash hit. Maybe even more popular than I am, if that’s pawsible.

Tech from Hyperbotics? So you’re working on a robo-hybrid? Robo-inspired, at least.

Ooh, I hope I don’t get in trouble for letting the cat out of the bag! I just got my Rez contract. I don’t wanna go back to just 9 lives! But I’ve been DYING to tell someone, so maybe it’s worth it.

It’s refreshing to hear what’s coming up. This is all part of a more transparent, open EvoS, right? Purrceptive! My goal is to shine a light on all the good that EvoS does for Atlas. It’s a new era filled with pawesome people and hybrids and robots and ME!

Well, thank you so much for speaking with us today. It looks like my time is up. However, I know that you wanted to take some questions from the citizens of Atlas. Would you be willing to do that right now? Meow! Errr, I mean, yes! Let me at ‘em! That sounds super fun.

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KingPyroJacks asks… “Mew or Meow?” Get meowt of here with that. MEOW!

Omarjairs asks… Who is your favorite band/singer? Also, if you could go on a picnic with only two other freelancers, whom would you go with, why, and what would you eat? There’s this girl-boy band called A+Lass? Have you heard of them? They’ve got this amazing nu-psi dance pop thing going on that I love. Then there’s KID-RAD. She used to be Kid Radamantium, but she got into a whole legal thing with Warbotics. So silly.

Also, I would LOVE to go on a picnic with Rask! He’s a total carnivore, so I would prob just pack some EvoSausage for him and Grow-Packs for me and hope he doesn’t scarf it all down. It’d be a super great chance for us to get to know each other, now that we’re related.

And I miss Quark! It was so fun having Quark at EvoS for a couple months. And since Rask is surprisingly fond of that one too, a picnic with the three of us would work out purrfectly.

XuShinra asks… Who is your Purrfect lancer companion? ;3 Thank you so much for asking! I think my purrfect lancer companion is Dr. Finn. (TBH, he’d be SO JELLY if I said like, literally anyone else. He’s probz mad at the picnic answer furreal).

Kiwi asks… Is Rio your enemy? *looks at you with suspicious eyes* I looooove RIO! I love all animal-kind, robo, hybrid, or anything in between. It’s not RIO’s fault that his friend is a meany.

C4SaberKing asks… Do you like cookies? Are there people who don’t!?

Oh, wait. There’s that cult in the border-crossing that thinks sugar will melt your brain. Like, they’re not wrong, but furreal, just drink some Brain Plus! You’ll be set for life.

Outflight asks... [Are you] into sports or combat? I looooove shooting hoops. And ultimate frisky. And any other kind of ball game. Track and field – disc toss, lancer throw… I am like, super competitive.

Mobi_ asks… Favorite dinosaur? That’s soooooo hard! I mean, I know who Big Boss would tell me to pick, but there are SO many awesome dinos. Can it be a 700-way tie between all of them?

3k1aire asks… Pineapple on pizza or no pineapple on pizza? Why stop at pizza!? Pineapple sandwiches. Pineapple pies. Pineapple cereal. Pineapple vitamins. Pineapple water. Pineapple people.

Oof, we should probably stop at pineapple people, actually. EvoS tried that once and it was not pretty. Very poky!

Blakadder_ asks... How much do you hate Oz? I actually had a Jimmy 6 toy that I loved. I was SO SAD about the recall. Every time I see Oz, I just want to hug him and cover him in stickers and watch him do his magic tricks. Only of his own free will, of course.

Oz, if you’re reading this, call me, mmk?

TheGamingGenome asks... What are your views on Helio Corps and it's founder, Helio? I was talking to Zuki (who is so fun! I love her), and she says Helio is a great guy, but I wouldn’t really know. He’s so BUSY. He’s basically just a red blur that zooms around Atlas.

From what I’ve seen, Helio Corps seems to be doing good stuff. Now that those Heli-Orbs are out in the Waste, I can play with my laser-pointers all day every day without worrying about energy limits. Plus, the Helio Corps building is SUPER nice. They have this giant electro-ball thing in the lobby that makes all my fur stand up when I walk by.

HirayaCM asks... Were you born a human EvoS-ised with cat DNA or vice versa? Who'd be the better cat burglar between you and Celeste? For the cat burglaring, I’m pretty meowtstanding at stuff when I put my mind to it. Celeste would be in for some FIERCE competition.

As for my origins, I made myself. And technically, without Dr. Finn’s purrmission. He didn’t like it at first, but he came around eventually! I can be very purrsuasive. =^.^=

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courtinggrievances · 7 years

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Today at 1:35 AM

ardentlychevied skirts and dresses help tho togas if ur feline furrisky just as a hi

courtinggrievances SHIT, YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A GODAMN PUSHER ATTACK. WHO THE FUCKTRUCK ARE YOU.

ardentlychevied whoops ;33 you can call me atten! and i just thought id say hi with some fun info!

courtinggrievances ATTEN.

courtinggrievances HOW IS THAT PRONOUNCED? LIKE THE BEGINNING OF ATTENTION, OF WHICH MINE YOU HAVE GRABBED SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY?

ardentlychevied yup!!!! normally its only spelled with one t but im extra af

courtinggrievances THAT'S FINE. MY T KEY IS FUCKY ANYWAY AND LIKES TO DOUBLE T'S. SOOOOO..... IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED, OR....

ardentlychevied so no purroblem!

courtinggrievances DON'T THINK I DON'T NOTICE THE CAT PUNS. YOU'RE A LEIJON, AREN'T YOU.

ardentlychevied ;33c

courtinggrievances WHAT GENERATION?

ardentlychevied well i mean were not the only ones who mews them but yeah

ardentlychevied ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i dont exactly have access to general records and tbh i couldnt be bothered to care??? theyre purrobably dead anyway so?

courtinggrievances NO, YOU'RE NOT, BUT THE GENERAL AIR OF HOW YOU ACT ISN'T LIKE A CASUAL STROLL DOWN INTO THE CATNIP PARLOR. IT'S LIKE NEPETA HERSELF DRAGGED ME TO THE FOREFRONT OF A PARADE DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO CATNIP AND ALL THINGS FELIDAE.

ardentlychevied well theres pawlways fun to be had a purrades right? so in that case! youre welcome ;33

courtinggrievances NO. PARADES ARE TERRIBLE. ANYWAY; ARE YOU THE OLDER ONE, WHO TRAVELED TO SEE ME FROM THE KIDDIE STORIES OF OLD? OR THE ONE YOU NEVER SEE AROUND? OR ARE YOU THE YOUNGER ONE INFATUATED WITH THE BULLSHIT DRIVEL ONE CALLS """SHIPPING""".

ardentlychevied wow furst of all we dont talk about those days they nefur happened okay secondly i have no idea! thirdly does it really matter????

courtinggrievances CONSIDERING THAT YOU MESSAGED ME OUT OF NOWHERE URGING ME TO WEAR A *TOGA*, YES? IT MATTERS TO ME. A LOT. BUT WHATEVER. I DIGRESS.

ardentlychevied but im not furshly pupated if thats the issue????

courtinggrievances AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT OUT TO CAUSE BODILY OR EMOTIONAL HARM, I *GUESS* YOU'RE ALRIGHT.

ardentlychevied mmmm thats fair

ardentlychevied gasp!!!! how kind of u im so glad i passed ur rigorous scr33ning purrocess but eh i think i followed u like a month ago and then purromptly fucked off halfway into a blackhole where my net completely died

courtinggrievances YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED. YOU'RE STILL SITTING IN THE QUEUE. TAKE A NUMBER. IS IT BELOW FIFTY? IT'S THE WRONG NUMBER. TAKE ANOTHER ONE.

ardentlychevied so i decided why wait to say hi since theyre pawlready posts?

courtinggrievances THAT EXPLAINS WHY I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU FOLLOW ME IN RECENT DAYS.

ardentlychevied wait is this the line line or the line to get into the line??? ye kinda had some technical difficulties its b33n handled tho so no purroblems

courtinggrievances THIS IS THE LINE TO GET INTO THE GODAMN BUILDING OF MY PATIENCE. YOUR NUMBER IS THE NUMBER WHERE YOU'LL MEET UP WITH MY RECEPTIONIST. SHE'LL SCHEDULE YOU DOWN FOR SOME TIME NEXT WEEK, WHERE YOU'LL RECIEVE THE NUMBER TO GET INTO THE LINE WAITING FOR THE LINE.

courtinggrievances FROM THERE YOU'LL WAIT, AND WAIT, ADRIFT IN THE SEA OF PATIENCE, UNTIL I CALL YOUR NUMBER AND YOU BETTER PRAY THAT IT'S THE RIGHT ONE, BECAUSE IF THE SEVEN DIGIT NUMBER IS EVEN ONE DIGIT OFF, YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN THING AGAIN.

ardentlychevied uuuuuugh that so gross and bureaucratic

courtinggrievances TIME IS A RESOURCE.

ardentlychevied cant i just like pick the lock to your window while youre gloating ofur the hoard of confusing lines uve made these other poor poor trolls wait in???

courtinggrievances ONE I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE. WHILE YOU'RE WAITING, I HAVE A WHOLE SLEW OF SHIT *I* NEED TO WORK ON. I'LL BE SO PRODUCTIVE IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN WATCHING ME THROUGH THE GLASS. AND NO!! YOU CAN'T JUST **PICK THE LOCK**. YOU HAVE TO WAIT LIKE EFURYONE ELSE.

ardentlychevied boo! why not! !!!!! ill wait in one line and no more!

courtinggrievances FINE. ONE LINE. BUT MY DOOR ONLY OPENS ONCE A CYCLE. AND THAT'S WHEN I HAVE TO TAKE A COFFEE BREAK AND DELVE INTO THE HATCH FOR THE FOOD INTAKE OF THE DAY. SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE WAITING A LONG-ASS TIME FOR THAT DOOR TO OPEN.

ardentlychevied can we bump me up to the furont of the line if i bring food so u dont even have to leave????

courtinggrievances THAT DEPENDS ON THE QUALITY OF THIS FOOD AND IF YOU BROUGHT THE LATEST EDITION OF FLUFFPUFFANDSTUFF MAGAZINE. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GETTING WITHIN FIVE FEET OF THE DOOR IF THE FOODS COLD.

ardentlychevied excuse??? do i s33m like that kind of amateur?????? rude af itll be both top notch and home made and!!!!!

courtinggrievances AND?

ardentlychevied ill even bring u pawll these coff33 beans that i nefur use but pawlways have

courtinggrievances THE ONES COVERED IN CHOCOLATE?

ardentlychevied yes wait do you like dark chocolate?

courtinggrievances I LIKE BOTH KINDS. BUT LISTEN.

ardentlychevied :??

courtinggrievances IF YOU BRING UP THE ONES WITH MACADAMIA NUTS MIXED IN, I'LL GET YOU A VIP PASS TO MY OFFICE.

ardentlychevied done

courtinggrievances BUT YOU HAVE TO GET ME COFFEE WHENEVER I NEED IT.

ardentlychevied gosh should i wear a cute secretaries outfit too?????? ill get u coff33 but only if you can get rid of the bounty on my head :33

courtinggrievances NO, THAT'S BORDERING ON GROSS. HAH! THE JOKES ON YOU. I HAVE A BOUNTY ON **MY** HEAD TOO!!

ardentlychevied gasp!!!!!! who would have guessed!!!!

ardentlychevied so it looks like you wont be getting the leijon purremium coff33 survice but ill still bring you the coff33 beans i have fur grinding anyway fur funsies

courtinggrievances FINE, ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. WE'RE DONE WITH THIS. THIS IS DONE NOW.

ardentlychevied im so purrod u did it u passed my test of not being painfurlly boring congrats!!!

courtinggrievances WHY WOULD I BE PAINFULLY BORING.

ardentlychevied so whats up on your end of the net???

courtinggrievances I'M KARKAT "EXCITEMENT" VANTAS, OBVIOUSLY.

ardentlychevied clearly!

courtinggrievances MY END OF THE NET IS FILLED WITH SOLLUX WANTING TO GET COMPLETELY NAKED AND LOUNGE AROUND IN NOTHING, THINKING THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. KANAYA DECIDED TO JOIN US TODAY ON THIS HELLSITE. I NEED TO EAT SOMETHING YET. WE'RE MOVING ON WITH MOVING IN A FEW HOURS, WHEN DAYBREAK COMES. THAT'S ABOUT IT.

ardentlychevied eating is important you should do that

ardentlychevied im biased on the naked and fur33 bit so maybe dont swing that my way beclaws my answer will pawlways be 'be as naked as pawsible' and why the move???

courtinggrievances YEAH? NO SHIT. TO THE EATING THING.

ardentlychevied or are u the shifty type like me????

courtinggrievances THERE ARE THINGS JUST A *TAD* BIT MORE IMPORTANT. LIKE MAKING SURE WE'RE NOT BEING AMBUSHED BY THE EMPIRE. AND THAT SHOULD ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, WOW, LOOK AT THAT!!

ardentlychevied fair gosh youre so good at this!!!! im so supurr impurressed!!!!!

courtinggrievances DON' PATRONIZE ME. DON'T.*]]

ardentlychevied u planetside or nah?

courtinggrievances THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS.

ardentlychevied i mean i dont know what else you expect with that hardcore sarcasm but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and thats fair how abt something slightly less incriminating/dangerous you caught up on anything new??? like shows or books or smth?

courtinggrievances NO. WE'VE BEEN GONE FOR A PERIGEE NOW. NOT A LOT OF TIME TO "CATCH UP" ON POPULAR NEWS BAIT

ardentlychevied mmm i know that f33l

courtinggrievances GO BOTHER SOLLUX FOR A WHILE. I'M GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP IN BEFORE DAYBREAK.

ardentlychevied nah i dont think i will but have a nice rest! goodlight karkat!

courtinggrievances WHY NOT. HE'S A PERFECTLY BOTHER-WORTHY INDIVIDUAL.

ardentlychevied true!!!

courtinggrievances AND WE'RE A PACKAGE DEAL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, YOU DON'T LIKE ME. SO THAT'S MORE INCENTIVE FOR YOU TO BOTHER HIM.

ardentlychevied i nefur said i dont like him!

courtinggrievances I HIGHLY RECOMMEND JUST SENDING HIM "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!!" OR SOMETHING TO THAT EXTENT.

ardentlychevied im just not good at doing what im told ;33

courtinggrievances THAT MUST BE TERRIBLE FOR YOU. GOODLIGHT, ATTEN.

ardentlychevied rest well!

#chatlogs #posted with permission from the mun!#i want to log all of them on tumblr since i know at some point this hellsite is going to fuck up the messaging #and we'll lose everything #read ooc

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blaperile · 7 years

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Hiveswap Episode 1 Reaction Part 2: SO MUCH TO DO IN JOEY’S ROOM

Round 2, here we go!

Let's see if we can get out of Joey's room today. :P

I wonder if leaving her room will be as simple as... just opening the door, or if there will already be some kind of puzzle just to be capable of leaving it, hehe.

Starting at 8:50 PM here!

Wait a second. plainWonder's got a good point here. The title screen suddenly looks bigger than it did last time! Looks like after adjusting the resolution last time it didn't fully settle on the correct size and now it corrected itself automatically!

Anyway...

N'awww, apparently Joey's mom also did ballet! And also at the age Joey's at right now.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Joey already knows what she wants to do for a living later? I mean, I know she hasn't really settled on one type of dance yet, but does she want to become a professional dancer? Or does she just want to do it as a hobby?

...Oh yeah, I forgot that we already know she also wants to be veterinarian!

Hmm, okay, apparently clicking the books on the top shelf gives the same text as the books on the lower shelf.

Pfffff, that description for her bed. That's typical Homestuck/Andrew Hussie descriptions right there, haha. I love how it makes sleeping sound weird.

plainWonder's got a good point that her bed isn't messy, just like those of the Prospit dreamers in-comic. Joey confirmed for Prospit dreamer! :mspa:

Ahahaha, "Puppy Surprise". Is... that a real thing? Do I even want to know... :P

[url="https://www.google.be/search?q=puppy+surprise&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=NiS8Wc2VC5LdwQKT9ISQAQ"]OH DEAR GOD IT ACTUALLY EXISTS[/url]

So... apparently she can also use it as some sort of porkhollow to keep stuff? Hahaha!

Okay, let's search it...

WHAT THE FUCK THE CHERUB KEY IS IN THERE.

That... was awfully easy. I honestly thought that was going to be really hard to find, pffffff.

Also dear god that artwork. I want to say it looks cute but... oh god that's creepy. xD

Also, the pink colour of that puppy surprise, the purple eyes and the pink bowtie reminds me of Rose and Maplehoof. Please don't tell me it's a gift of her babysitter. 0_0

I mean... what with Mom's/Roxy's fascination for such pink and weird stuff, hahaha!

So it originally came with 5 puppies but she gave 2 away! I wonder if they'll pop up in Hauntswitch somewhere, hehe. And another reference to her school! Iiiiinteresting.

Alright, so the gray key is of her diary! I wonder if we'll be capable of reading it at some point, or if that will be something Dammek will do. :P

Heh, I find it interesting that Jude wanted to have one of those puppies.

Also, what with the mentions of hiding things for her brother I'm suddenly reminded of Calliope and Caliborn, hehe.

Wait... the Cherub Key came from her MOTHER? What? It didn't come from Grandpa? That's strange.

Then the question is... where did Ms. Claire get that key? Did it use to belong to The Condesce and then it ended up with Ms. Claire somehow?

Also, I'm wondering if there's a corresponding key on Alternia (I honestly wouldn't be surprised if time shenanigans would make it the same key, if The Condesce got her hands on it somehow and brought it to Earth).

Alright, I was wondering if she'd only retrieve the Cherub key, but looks like she retrieved the diary key as well! The fact that she did makes me think we will indeed be capable of opening her diary at some point.

Heh, so she considers the Cherub Key an "heirloom". That instantly reminds me of the B1 and B2 Kids and their bunny heirlooms. Also, I'm now wondering if while Joey has an heirloom of Ms. Claire, perhaps Jude has one of Grandpa?

Oh... so she's inexplicably drawn to the key... kind of like how Jane was drawn to the Sucker? xD

Haha, Joey comparing her situation to this Clarissa figure on her poster reminds me of how John and Jane also liked comparing their situations to the situations the people on their posts were in.

Wait a second... "she had a cool friend who was a boy but NOT her boyfriend". Does... does that imply Joey has a boyfriend? :O

Now THAT'S an interesting and unexpected reveal! I'm very curious to see if we'll learn more about him in this game. Maybe a picture of him? But I could definitely see that boy appearing in Hauntswitch!

Somehow I doubt it's Bro. XD

N'awww, a junior veterinarian medkit present of the babysitter (not sure what I should be calling her here :p)! She's definitely got a lot more presents from her than I would have expected, it definitely means they got along really great!

...On the other hand, considering how Mom liked giving Rose so many presents, maybe that's just the way she is!

Now the wardrobe! I guess it'll probably have some clothes in there?

...I'd laugh if they're all just exactly the same clothes as she's wearing right now.

Oh boy, one of the options is to "change"! Now that would be REALLY unexpected and interesting if you could change the way she looks for the rest of the game! ...But probably not, especially in case they're all just the same type of clothes like she's wearing now. xD

...Pfff, I was expecting that "Look" would mean to look INSIDE the wardrobe, not just look at the outside of it and consider Clarissa, ahahahaha. xD

Let's see what "Change" does...

Ahahahaha, so that's the excuse for not changing clothes. There's nobody around to give that nod indeed, because sadly Jude isn't there. :(

But still, the way she describes she has more important things to do BEFORE it, I'm still wondering if it will be somehow possible to go and change clothes!

Hehe, yup, looking at those animal posters confirms that a veterinarian is indeed what she wants to be later! Dancing is probably just a hobby of hers then.

OH GOD YES, examining the Manthro Chap is simply the best. I love that it contains a reference to the iconic "what a daring dream" narration for Jade AND to Humanimals! Especially the Humanimals reference is very unexpected! Nice job there.

Hehe, some sneaky Troll dolls over there (not the Trolls you are thinking of :P).

Oh shit, going slightly more to the left loads a new part of the room!

I should mention that for now we skipped examining the computer and the walkie talkie, because we think those might be pretty special events.

Wow... so there's another door there! Is she going to exit her room that way? 'cause I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't want to leave through the other door, what with the monster roaming around.

plainWonder's got a good point that there's no handle on the door! Are we going to find one somewhere and is that our first puzzle?

And hey, now we can see Jude's tree hut out there!

Also, yay, Homestuck sun on the ceiling! Nice.

Wow that's a preposterous amount of posters.

THE STORY KEEPS HAPPENING. ARE YOU SHITTING ME. XD

Oh hell fucking yes. I didn't expect to see a Neverending Story reference here so bonus points on that, but also SBAHJ reference!!!!!!! Oh hell yeah.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did it to avoid copyright issues or something, but in any case that's one hell of a great way to solve it. xD

...Second Mom. SECOND FUCKING MOM. MOTHER 2. WHAT PUMPKIN YOU BRILLIANT BASTARDS.

Another "no copyright was harmed" hilarious reference, and another great way to acknowledge how Earthbound served as inspiration for Homestuck, along with The Neverending Story!

Hot Steppin'... Dirty Dancing, maybe? xD

And yeah, Acorn's Shadow. I read about that on Tumblr a little while ago how it's a Pony Pals reference! Hell fucking yes.

Also, I just noticed how the perspective is a bit different here, those Troll dolls are slightly less visible here.

Oh hey there Jenga blocks! Reminds me of Jade's fetch modus!

Also, the preposterous amount of controllers there reminds me of all of Roxy's gaming consoles/controllers! I wouldn't be surprised if Joey's babysitters has played some video games together with her, hehe.

And Hungry Hungry Hippos, like plainWonder helpfully reminded, a Problem Sleuth reference! Niiiiiice.

N'awww, those are some cute photographs over there of Baby Joey with her mom and with Tesseract. I love how Baby Joey's riding Tesseract, reminding me of Baby Jade riding Bec and young Grandpa riding Halley!

...Do I want to know what Bubsy is?

*looks it up*

Heh, reminds me a bit of Tails of Sonic the Hedgehog, or Rayman or something.

PFFFFFFFFF, if we try to "play" a videogame... There's no way that isn't a Problem Sleuth reference, ahahaha! I mean, she saved just before the final boss, and is expecting to take several hours to defeat its various forms... Come on, can you think of anything else but Problem Sleuth? :D

Also, apparently she likes computer games most! That's interesting, I don't really think we've seen someone yet in the Homestuck universe who likes playing computer games (instead of console games), right?

Pfffff, examining the tv plays a short part of Bubsy, haha! I like that the music also changes for a little bit.

Hmm... the narration for the Second Mom poster reminds me of 3 different things at the same time: Nintendo (duh), Sburb (what with playing a game that isn't supposed to be out yet and all that), and Game Bro (I mean... this basically sounds like what I think someone of Game Bro is like. Joey's friend confirmed for Dennis? :mspa:)

...What could pawsibly go wrong indeed! xD

I bet there wasn't a copyright issue for Bubsy (or they had to pay a limited amount) and What Pumpkin is just using that as hard as they can, ahahaha.

Pfffff, Block Hustle. A cheap rip-off of Tetris (almost surprised it isn't a REAL cheap rip-off, haha) xD Oh, NOW I recognize the blocks in the background of the poster, hehe. The figure on the foreground kind of reminded me a bit of Problem Sleuth. And I love how his gun is covered up with a sticker.

...When Joey said Ginger Rogers "was still kickin'" I just had a feeling she'd have passed away not too long after 11/11/1994 and yuuuuup! She passed away on the 25th of April 1995.

I've never heard of her, but her surname and the "STAR avenue" kind of made me think of Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Peggy Carter, haha.

Is the Bounty Hunter a Metroid reference? :D

Oh god plainWonder's probably right that the white dragon is a stand-in for Ridley!

Pffff, so much attention drawn to that Childlike Empress on the Neverending Story poster. Oh no. Oh god no. plainWonder's right, that's a subtle stab at Trizza, isn't it? Oh hell yes. Hehe, "she only appears for like five minutes", haha yeah Trizza probably won't appear THAT much in this game either.... Not sure if that means just Episode 1 or Hiveswap in general though. :P

I bet Canadian Campfire Spook-ems is also a reference to something, but I'm not sure what! :P

Yup, Acorn's Shadow is definitely a reference to Pony Pals. I totally believe in plainWonder's theory that Bro (co-)created this. xD

Magical Animal Companion Heal Rescue... that's one hell of a title. I wonder that's also a reference to something real or just referencing Dammek's Deer Lusus on Alternia that we've seen in some concept-art before? Also gives me some Captain Planet vibes. :P

...Examining that poster closer, Shika kinda reminds me of Sailor Moon (the outfit) and Nepeta (the tail)! And that <> shape on the deer reminds me of Joey's own compass symbol.

So uh, I suddenly wondered if perhaps we'd get a different view of the ceiling from this other side of the room (perhaps something about the Homestuck sun), but no.

BUT, we hadn't noticed yet that we could also CLICK on the stars and the compass symbol here!!!

Wow... so Ms. Claire painted the compass symbol first, then Joey's babysitter turned it into a shirt for her!!!! Wow, Mom really DID have quite the influence on her it seems.

Oh hell yes, I was hoping we'd be capable of zooming in on those photographs on her desk.

N'aww....

So okay, apparently Joey was a bit older when riding Tesseract then it first seemed to me when we looked from afar.

Also, I like how she's got such a four colour ball pen!

...Oh, so first Ms. Claire died and then Grandpa left Joey and Jude. That's pretty sad. :(

Fuck... I just got hit with the sad thought that when Grandpa died, when he was having the tea party with the doll, perhaps he was imagining the doll to be Ms. Claire. That's really sad to think about and puts the scene into an entirely different light. D:

On a happier note, apparently she calls Grandpa Pa! Ha, makes sense!

Also, "moving on to greener pastures and bluer beauties"... well, I guess that's a way to describe the island in the Pacific Ocean and Jade.

....I thought clicking on the Joey/Tesseract picture would give a much happier feeling, but I was wrong. So wrong. Poor Joey. :(

Oh boy, now it's time to examine her diary! Let's see if she'll let us, unlike how Rose didn't want to let us read her journals. :P

I like how there are some dog footprints on it!

...Heh, okay, so we can't really "read" her diary, she's just expressing some (sad and at the same time funny) thoughts about it.

I wonder what she'll write in the diary!

But before we do that, let's first examine our inventory! I just realized we hadn't done that yet.

...Oh god, trying to combine the two keys together. THAT COMMENT. Ahahahaha, too bad you can't unlock keys like that. :P

Oh hell fricking yes, plainWonder had the best idea to try and use the Cherub key on the diary instead of the actual diary key. I'm just loving these narrations.

TAP-DANCE THE DIARY OFF THE TABLE. SENTENCES I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR BUT HERE WE ARE. The sillyness of this reminds me so much of those early commands in the introductions of Homestuck characters where they are usually commanded to do something extraordinarly silly and they refuse to do it (unless their name is Jade of course).

WOW LOOK AT THAT DIARY.

That is so... detailed!

Look at all those sweet drawings!

Can I just say I love how her previous entry was on 10/25???? Because hell yes.

And those comments about Mom and Grandpa!!! Pffff, so she was also drinking when babysitting on them, figures. :p

And damn... so Grandpa's latest visit was only "weeks" ago! I kinda thought it would have been longer ago, but I guess it's good to hear that he still does come around (...though not very often).

I love the reference to his stupid collection of old globes and mummies and all that stuff.

But now that I'm thinking of him... I wonder what's going to make him actually STOP coming to visit Joey and Jude. Does he stop once Jade has landed? Does he stop before that? What even happens to Joey and Jude at the end of Hiveswap?

Also, I just want to say that Joey's art style is incredibly cute.

...Huh, the first part of the narration here is suggesting that she might find something from her past here that will be important to what's happening here. I wonder what that could be? Something about this Cherub key, perhaps?

FIRST ENTRY ON 4/13, OH HECK YEAH.

Aww... so Jude had actual friends while Joey didn't, despite being older than him. That's pretty sad. :(

Next entry 6/12 OH MY GOD.

And then the 10/25 entry, yuuuuup.

Hehehe, yeah that would a pretty weird/sad note to leave your diary on.

Yesssss, now an 11/11 entry! Pffff, oh Joey.

I just love how the different entries are all on Homestuck arc dates. Hahaha, I definitely didn't expect so many references to those dates!

Okay, so she's locking the diary again. Wait... hiding the key again? Does that mean she's putting it back in the Puppy Surprise? Can we just go and retrieve it again now, or can't we? Or did she put it somewhere else?

Oh wow, I can't believe you can also use the items/tap shoes on the pictures! Though that actually makes sense I guess.

...N'aww, poor Tesseract. I like how it isn't just some silly gag about tap-dancing the picture of the desk but actually some neat background information!

Maybe trying to use the tap shoes on the picture of the mother will make her think about what her mother thought of her tap dancing?

This actually just made us realize that we can probably use the Cherub key ON ALL THOSE ITEMS IN HER ROOM TOO, and of course also the diary key! ...In the past, before we used the diary key on the diary here.

We're gonna reload our game here to find out just that!

...Pfff, "your secrets are safe with you". "you" as in being Young Joey or Tesseract? xD

N'awww, more sad thoughts about her mother.

Hehe, I like how trying to use the Cherub Key on the Joey/Tesseract picture gives some information on the timeline of events! That's some pretty cool background info.

I wonder what we're going to learn when trying to use that Cherub Key on the Ms. Claire picture, knowing that she gave the key to her...

Huh! So apparently Ms. Claire didn't give the key to Joey herself but she simply found in her jewelrey box! That might be some pretty important information actually, because it might mean it DIDN'T actually belong to her! Perhaps it was Grandpa who put it in there (or god forbid, someone else entirely).

Anyway, let's see what trying to tap dance on the Ms. Claire picture does...

Awwww. That's all there really is to say on the matter.

Ahahaha, using the tap shoes on the keys gives some hilarious responses.

Anyway, we're gonna wait a while before we use the diary key on the diary again. It might be interesting to try and use the diary key on a lot more items here! Who knows what we could learn from that.

Alright, we're gonna call it a day here, it's already 11:10 PM here. We didn't make much progress tonight, but dang we learned a lot of new stuff!

This game is so fucking awesome and we've barely even scratched the surface after about 3-4 hours of playing this game, Holy CRAP.

#Homestuck #Hiveswap #reaction #Joey #Grandpa #Ms. Claire #Mom #Jude #Tesseract #liveblog #Hiveswap liveblog

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owensrhodes · 7 years

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9 Purrfect Cat Homes!

To celebrate today being International Cat Day, we thought we’d share some ideas to inspire your own purrfect cat homes!

Our furr-st find is this cute DIY wooden cat condo, decorated with some colourful cushions for extra comfort.