hatchetverse but paul accidentally becomes everyone's parental figure. lex & hannah's? sure, they deserve a good parent who'll look out for them. stephanie lauter? yeah, why not, her dad highkey sucks. richie? absolutely, could even make them be biologically related for the lols. he meets peter through ted, they're chill (potential for angst if ted disappears in this iteration of the multiverse). he's the guy alice goes to about all of her stresses and worries- the 'cool uncle'. he meets ruth at the coffee shop where he sees emma before they have a concrete relationship, ruth is very vocal about how she wishes she could have a partner too. he could be even max freaking jagerman's unofficial dad (he does not think max has to fight off "one lousy skele'un" to be worth something). he tries to solve grace chasity's religious guilt with "yeah no sex is normal" and she views him as a source for all advice on the matter after that. paulkins but paul is a tired dad and emma doesn't find out he has like 50 kids until they've been dating a couple months and one of them randomly runs into his house. she introduces him to tim and he just rolls with it. it's another nephew, okay, neat. he's not great with kids but he finds himself with loads of them somehow anyway. then they all face off against sadistic eldritch gods and multiple cults together like a family. what more could you want?
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If I had a nickel for every time my favorite game starred a rapidly evolving creature who's antagonist is an infecting force that has kidnapped one of their loved ones I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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why are so many hockey soulbonded pairs always made up of one american dumbass (affectionate) and one canadian idiot (also affectionate) how does it happen
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https://twitter.com/f1/status/1651259940143607810?s=46&t=ctuhUs-aJOgKKfQ0VebZmA LEWIS!!! AGAIN!!!!
😭😭😭.
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Do you think Prime!Spock and Prime!Pike are kicking around in the afterlife like:
Chris: So, did you-?
Spock: Ensure that Jim and I would not only meet, but become t’hy’la. Thus securing the best possible future for their timeline?
Chris: Uh… yeah. How did you know I was gonna say that?
Spock: It would seem, my old friend, although we were separated in life, our fates continue to mirror one another.
Chris: I’m sorry-
Spock: Do not be, it is good to hear your voice again.
Chris: Yeah, um, thank you, yours too.
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Thank you for the better call saul content
Anytime
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another day another post i can’t reblog
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Me, writing: Nice, I wanted to write a short fic and this one is under 4,000 words still! I just need to write another scene and then edit it and I’ll be all done! :)
*word count jumps to above 8,000 words and ideas for additional scenes keep occurring*
Me: well, fuck
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I took a break from my long Bad Buddy fic (75,962 words 235 pages Chapter 7/12) to write a short Bad Buddy fic because I couldn't get the idea out of my head and now I'm almost 10,000 words into the new fic with no end in sight. I'm starting to realize that maybe I can't be trusted to write a short Bad Buddy fic.
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aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Surprise, Surprise… ROKIT turned out to be the second coming of Rich Energy 😬
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last i checked the clock it was half nine and now it's??? midnight???? what????? looks like i got a little too carried away on the plans for an au @charismabee and i have been working on again oops
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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara
They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them
But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd
The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>
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Me, before writing each chapter: I will not give Sun a hard time today.
Also Me: Sun smacked his head after someone crashed into him at the Hunting Grounds, he then broke into Green Tail's den by accident, got caught and was chased around with a weapon
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Oops. I broke Nines.
@rknines
You good? Were my compliments too much for your processors, pretty boy?
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 3: Enveloping Feelings.
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 4 (soon))
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