Something something let the little children come to me for they will inherit the kingdom of god

What do you mean that's not how he pulled up to the Tadpole Gang, you clearly misremember

Me, an obsessive shipper and fanfic writer, meeting someone IRL who also likes ATLA like:

Glen, I love you

But is anyone else getting these vibes?? I immediately thought of this

Came across this official art and cap Crocodile made me lose it

Thank you @crochives for finding the OG

He truly has become this meme

Help! The Ungrateful Youths of Today Don't Appreciate the Value of Anything, and by 'Anything' I Mean the Worthless Shit I Am Trying to Sell Them

Ask A Manager, 12 May 2023:

Several years ago I was frustrated with the way people went about looking for jobs. I’m a small business owner and even before running my own company, I always networked. Through networking I’ve managed to do so much. Today I run six networking groups. Again, several years ago I created a t-shirt designed to network for you. It lists various fields, each with a checkbox by it, and comes with a small sharpie so you can check off the type of job or career you desire. By wearing the t-shirt everywhere you go, it starts the job seeking conversation. I marketed them inexpensively to college grads. I went to colleges, job fairs, and even graduations. Not one t-shirt sold. I was so angry. I was on popular talk shows and in the paper and still nothing. Today I sit with every size t-shirt in my garage. Many ask why I don’t still pursue this idea. They are the ones who got the idea and believe in it. Perhaps I was ahead of my time. I marketed towards college grads who texted as a main form of communication. However, today communication is even worse. Young adults can barely look someone in the eye. Please tell me what your opinion is of my t-shirts. I hoped people would wear them daily and maybe while filling their gas tank this would start a conversation that would change their lives forever. Networking will always be the way to get what you need. Referrals, physicians, mechanics, plumbers, electricians, landscapers, housekeepers, financial advisors, accountants, babysitters, trainers, real estate agents, tutors, and whatever I have missed. Am I wrong? Would my product help those unable to network?

There is one reason and one reason only that your revolutionary clothing business has failed to see the success it so clearly deserves: young people today are appallingly poor communicators who, for reasons that likely include video games and participation trophies, are actively unwilling to appreciate the awesome one-on-one human connections that can only be made by going about life wearing a t-shirt and hoping someone reads it and decides to enter into a business relationship as a result. Yes indeed, it is specifically and only the modern youths who have refused to purchase your t-shirts who are very, very poor at understanding how to build valuable and meaningful relationships with other humans. There is definitely not anybody else here who is bad at communicating.

Every single person on planet earth who is under the age of, say, 25, lacks the foresight and vision to appreciate the radically lucrative possibilities of wearing the same t-shirt every day every single place they go. Every single person who didn't buy one of your shirts did so because they are young and stupid and don't know a life-changing idea when they see one. But you do! Because you are old and smart, which are the same thing.

After all, you are great at networking and have managed to do incredible things as a result of your great networking skills, such as running six networking groups. If that's not proof positive that networking works, what is?

The only way to know for sure whether your shirts will help poor communicators understand exactly how bad they are at connecting with others may be to try your product out for yourself.

obsessed with phil using 21 jump street as a representation for what’s cool now when the movie came out 11 years ago

Happy Halloween submas nation! 🎃✨

How I imagine Turbo's first day as King Candy went:

Yes, that's right; this is based on that one meme with Steve Buscemi! Deal with it!!!

I cannot find the og meme and, like a total dunderhead, forgot to save it. But! I got inspired to make a quick little fanart of it cause the meme is neat. I'm sooo excited for season 2 aahhh :")

Hazbin “and that’s the tea” alastor

[Ortus Font: (970): Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.]

allow me to be (apparently incredibly) ignorant for a moment, but what the actual hell is "chicken shop date" and why are we so excited about it??

definitely not trying to yuck anyone's yum but i've seen rumblings about lando making an appearance on this show soon for a few days now and i've never heard of it before

is it kind of like a hot ones kind of deal? like a laid back style of interview meant to get to know who the interviewee 'really is?'

i was going to ask earlier but then i saw someone else ask on a different platform and get absolutely flamed bc they didn't know what chicken shop date is, so i decided against it, but now that lando is apparently confirmed to make an appearance i'd love to know!

hi i'm rexii and i make memes

Hema, I love you, but this aint it