He legit says if you're Kencurious or Kenfused and like this is a masterpiece LMAO. I am getting no work done but like whatev lol.
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with as many "oh fuck off (delighted)" moments as the fnaf movie had i don't think anything ignited a more visceral reaction in people than when matpat had a minor role and did indeed say The Line
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Phantom home alone
A/N: I blame having read a couple of post of the batkids doing that. And my brain went, let's have Danny do that too! I am sure someone might have thought of that already tho...
Danny clutched the screw driver in his head and looked proudly at what he had build on a short noticed. Sure Tucker had notified him that someone was looking into his person, but he had not thought that whoever that was would come snooping around his home this soon. Espacially when he was supposed to be on a home visit to his parents that he had to cancel last minute for a collage project.
Well, it's too bad for those who are trying to sneak into his home. Danny was the son of a pair of the most inventive and creative inventors of Amity that made laser blasters out of toasters. Additionally he was a half ghost with a large variety of powers as well as someone who had the definition of mischief as daughter/sister.
Besides, he always wanted to get his own chance on doing his own version of home alone. His parents security system just never let him do that. That reminded him, should he see if he can bring to live and convince the hotdogs in his fridge to fight with him?
The Bats and Birds just wanted to make sure that this new kid in Tim's college classes was not as suspicious as he appeared to be. Really, if that kid hadn't off handedly commented about the basic components of fear gas while in Tim's presence he might never have gotten onto their radar.
Of course, as paranoid as they were, they had to scoop out the teens' place when they knew he wasn't around. They did not expect the apartment to fight back. And are those hotdogs wielding forks and knives as weapons?!
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Previous // Next
[crickets chirping – muffled music]
Oscar: And you definitely don’t want to go home?
[Levi shook his head and rubbed at his eyes, feeling far more vulnerable than he was comfortable with]
Robin: His parents aren’t home and I think they’d be kinda like, uh-.. not nice about it, y’know?
Levi: My s-sister was gonna babysit me after her curfew at t-ten.
Oscar: Okay, well.. how ‘bout we get you checked out first, then you can wait at ours? We can drop you off later like nothing happened, how’s that for a plan-.. Robin?
[The knot in Robin’s stomach eased as Levi nodded along with him, swiping at his runny nose with a sodden sleeve]
Oscar: Alrighty, let’s go.
[Levi stiffened briefly as Oscar easily scooped him up and slung him against his shoulder]
Oscar: You okay?
[Robin nodded with a faint smile as Oscar ruffled his damp hair]
Oscar: You did good, bud.
[Robin’s classmate couldn’t help but relax as he clung to Oscar and the warmth that emanated from him, both tangible and not. He might’ve looked scary to begin with but he’d shown Levi more sympathy and compassion in the last five minutes than he’d received from his own family in the last few years]
…
Oscar: Aren’t you supposed to be retired?
Sidney: Aren’t you lucky I’m not!
Oscar: Oh, for sure.. heaven forbid another doctor do the exact same job as you.
[Sidney scoffed incredulously]
Oscar: Really though…
Sidney: I’m not bloody well dead yet! I just cover a few casual shifts here n’ there is all.
Oscar: Hm-.. better get this guy home n’ properly dry, anyway.
Sidney: Yeah, he’ll be alright-.. y’know he’s just as reckless as you, right?
Robin: Uh, I’m still here.
Oscar: I hear ya! Sid unfortunately has a point though, you shouldn’t-…
Robin: Don’t try n’ save someone in oceans or rivers ‘cause the current will get you both, blah blah-.. pools don’t count!
Sidney: He’s a smartass like you too.
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Im sorry but I just found out that the original cover art just
didnt have Sniper????? I-
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Yall ever think about how Zane is a seer with prophetic dreams of the future, but he's also a robot with memory problems who struggles to maintain his sense of self? Like. He's condemned to see a future he cannot prevent, yet cursed to long for a past he cannot recall. His dreams are filled with the vestiges of tragedies yet to come, but never the tragedies he wishes he could remember. Do you think he ever used to get disappointed when he'd have prophetic dreams, upset that it was another vision of the future but not of the past he so desperately wished to understand?
Anyway I'm gonna start biting people
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