this was the [new something unlocked] that watching hannibal gave me
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i’ve come to the realization that it may be unhealthy to be this emotionally attached to two fictional dudes in a homoerotic relationship.
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possibly my favorite thing about Gus and Shawn's dynamic is at first you kind of feel bad for Gus, like wow this normal and mature adult is still saddled with his disaster, immature, maybe a little selfish best friend. but then you realize. wait a minute. Gus is just as much of a dumbass as Shawn. more often than not, he rolls with the alias nicknames without hesitation, sometimes better than Shawn, bullshits just as hard as Shawn, and has his fair share of wildly stupid moments
case in point:
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Spotify has a yaoi genre but not a yuri genre. just say you hate women and go.
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back on my bs because Ace Attorney Investigations will never not be insane to me. They took the most popular #angsty antagonist of the main game and made him his own spinoff, flashing back to his bimbo past, having him basically canonically adopt at least one weird teenager AND somehow made him even more queer-coded and autistic than he already was in the OG trilogy. AND his baby sister too. also, the sprite redraws are incomparably better. this really feels like a post from a better timeline
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Okay we got the horror movies you don't like-top 10 favorite ones now?
These are gonna be top of mind and in no particular order
Hereditary
The Exorcist
Martyrs (original)
Nope
Green Room
Audition
Ju-On
The Strangers
Midsommar
The Ritual
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Sorry for being so insufferable rn but it's fun. I wish sans and reigen sexymen and Destiel a very Thank You For Killing the Queen
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to me, riftan really is a foo fighters/the killers/arctic monkeys kind of guy. a real when you were young/do i wanna know?/505/everlong kinda guy.
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Taylor Swift x my favorite ships • Part 9
Valancy Stirling x Barney Snaith (The Blue Castle)
the lakes
"Take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die / I don't belong, and my beloved, neither do you"
Neither Valancy nor Barney could find much acceptance or happiness in the society they "belonged" to. Where they were truly happy was their little house in the middle of a lake, where Valancy chose to spend her last days.
Electric Touch
"All I know is this could either break my heart or bring it back to life / Got a feeling your electric touch could fill this ghost town up with life"
Valancy and her heart condition are betting it all on Barney and his ability to bring color into her previously dull life. And as for Barney, no lyrics are more fitting than "I've grown accustomed to sleeping alone / Still, I know that all it takes is to get it right just one time"
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Give me ur aromantic headcanons bestie
WITH PLEASURE, MY FRIEND!
peter lukas from the magnus archives is frayromantic. why? color scheme and canon-accurate the lonely content. what's more forsaken coded than being romantically attracted to someone UNTIL you actually get to know them? it just. makes so much sense in my mind.
elias bouchard/jonah magnus from the magnus archives is evil and aromantic. he does Romance for money and money alone. he single-handedly got gay marriage legalized in britain for the sake of getting peter's money.
john gaius from the locked tomb is cupioromantic. because there's this consistant vibe he brings to every relationship he has.
ianthe tridentarius is lithromantic and lithsexual because the hottest thing a woman can do is NOT be attracted to her.
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The Martells have some of the prettiest names in asoiaf, - Elia, Meriah, Ellaria, Sarella, Arianne, Doran.
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You deserve questions too sammy!
For example, which barbie movie is your favorite?
OH MY GOD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS QUESTION
i have a few favs this is so hard 😭 in general its always been barbie fairy secret, mariposa and the fairy princess, princess charm school, and pink shoes.
whats urs??
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Shouting into the void hoping the right people see this
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I know this is late but I was doing some brainstorming with @gesamkuns-twerk and how do we feel about Gallows Humor as a ship name for Steve x Cesare?
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