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rongzhi · 2 months
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English added by me :)
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raining and pouring!
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servicedaddy · 10 months
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When your pretty little femme can get you riled up just like that. Probably not even intentionally. She's just herself. With her beautiful smile and innocent, loving words. She's not even wearing anything revealing.
But she makes you absolutely feral. You wanna consume and own her. You wanna bury your cock deep inside her and make sure she's taking every last inch of it. Feeling it bottom out with each thrust.
You don't recognize yourself anymore, giving in to your deepest, most depraved desires. You tell yourself you want to reduce her to a dumb, moaning, mumbling mess. That you want to own her body and her mind.
Yet there you are, consumed by thoughts of her. Breeding her, making her yours. She's all you can think about. She's filling up every inch of your mind. The world revolves around her. She's your sun. Your everything. She's the only thing.
Her. Fuck. Her. Harder. Her. More. Her. YES. HER.
And after you're done, holding her in your arms... Seeing her beautiful, content, and satisfied smile... Kissing her ever so softly and reflecting on it all...
You wonder who truly owns who.
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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months
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"how could charlie not have seen vaggie bleed angel blood in all the years they were together-"
please imagine vaggie getting between charlie and whatever was threatening / being mean to charlie in the blink of an eye
now imagine the princess of HELL looming from over her girlfriend's shoulder, making Very Intensely Friendly Eye Contact with whoever vaggie is facing off with
add that to vaggie's comment on not getting to really stab anyone for a long while, and i could picture her mainly protecting charlie by giving charlie someone specific to be ready to throw down for since charlie is not super great at doing that for herself :(
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merrymerpy · 6 months
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neproxrezi · 10 months
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finally using minecraft for its intended purpose: building the floorplan to a dungeon for a tabletop campaign i'm writing
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loadinghellsing · 4 months
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st-severus · 4 months
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question to the void: what watsonian explanation is there for wizards celebrating christmas?
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zarla-s · 6 months
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trigger treat bozo
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gimmie all yo shit
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rongzhi · 1 year
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A public bathroom.
Engllish added by me :)
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koifsssh · 8 months
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I want to eat u art
I can?
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oh i do love getting this type of ask, makes me all fuzzy inside!
and i do indeed have some "food" for you! i wasn't quite sure how to present this before, but now seems like a good time!
i've done quite a bit of actor au shenanigans... i did say Rainy would get some proper roles eventually.... so...
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introducing the newest slasher in theaters, Blood Prom!
it's supposed to be kinda cheesy, kinda satire, you know the deal! it's just serious enough where you can get into it though!
(would you believe me if i said i made the entire synopsis? the movie is not even real and im brainrotting over it.... blast....) (it's a bit amusing though!)
the synopsis is quite long, so perhaps I'll put it in a different post if you're interested! for the most part, i made a lot of art of the whole thing...
[ more blood under the cut! ]
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what a blockbuster! (i guess!) it's all in good fun, i assure you!
I suppose i should say Rainy plays as Cory Sawyer, the final girl in the movie, while Maverick plays Johnathan, who is our killer!
bless them both really....
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cory... my beloved...
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rainy in a cheerleading costume is something i didn't really know i needed...
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as always, maverick belongs to @thatthirstyweirdo!
(do send her love when you get the chance!)
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wouldtheyfuck · 3 months
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 4 months
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Every Life
Everyone has 3 lives in the beginning, and get added a number of lives ranging from none to three (L). You're also soulbound and share your hp with someone, and the only enchanter is in the ancient city.
When a player's lives drop to half of their original amount (3*L/2) (if it's an odd number round it down) their lives get converted into time (1 life = 4 hours). Time is only gained when one player who's timed(only has time and not lives) kills another player who's timed but above their color (-4h is red, -8 hours is yellow, -12 is green, +12 is dark green).
Players at all times have three rows of hearts, get secret tasks, but no natural regeneration. If a boogeyman fails, their life immediately goes limited and their timer gets set to 4 hours. They also lose 10 hearts if they don't finish their task in time. The reroll mechanic is not changed and will still give you 20 hearts for succeeding, and take away 20 if you fail.
Extra gimmick from all the seasons: If someone is about to die, jimmy gets /kill'ed right before it happens.
Yeah this is a feasible way to combine all the series I thi- JIMMY GETS SLASH KILLED :(
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korben600 · 1 year
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You know what would be peak cringe that could keep Twitter users off of here?
Anthropomorphized social media platforms.
Playing off of the old Tumblr X 4chan stuff, Tumblr used to be a bit of a crazy girl who went wild in her youth and had serious far right tendencies. But while 4chan OD’d on Nazism, tumblr weaned herself off of it, and after breaking up with Yahoo, and hooking up with Verizon who tried to turn her into a different more upright person, she finally settled for Automattic.
She was expecting Automattic to be her last BF, and that she’d run herself into the ground for them, but it turns out they’re not that bad and Tumblr’s been getting back their mojo.
Now Tumblr is the in-universe equivalent of a fandom old, running a coffee shop while everything else burns around them.
Major plot developments would be getting something approaching a sex life after Verizon tried to force her to be celibate, desperately begging Twitter to stay with her when she realized that Elon was even more abusive to Twitter than her last BF, and going to 4chan’s funeral/getting into fights with all of 4chan’s kids who drove him to an early grave.
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loupy-mongoose · 5 months
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Another cool underrated animal I was wqs reminded of! The Fossa! A cat-like carnivore from Madagascar which is more closely related to a mongoose than an actual cat. Aka the closest living animal equivalent of your Mewsona!
Lookit these big ol cat-mongooses!
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This might come as no surprise… But yes, I love fossas! I’ve known about them for years (learned about them from the game Zoo Hospital, of all things), but they’ve always been just a background element of my mind. I wouldn’t mind making a Mew or ‘two based on one someday. ^^
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