korben600
This Blog Is Named After My Dog
This is my personal blog, I reblog important worldly (mostly American political) stuff and like anything that makes me giggle, cry, or slap myself
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A stupid headcannon that my friends and I came up with when we were playing one day. Every time we throw a grenade into a bug hole we always go "Kobe!" Eventually I asked, "Do you think Helldivers actually shout out 'Kobe' whenever they're doing this? The game takes place in the distant future, right? What if they all forgot who Kobe Bryant was and now Super Earth has touted him as a legendary Helldiver of old who never missed a grenade throw?" to which my friends all told me that it was a stupid idea and that they love it, so I figured I'd share it here with y'all.
Keep hitting those shots in his honor. For Democracy.
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The hunters have killed me more than anything else in the game.
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Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3
(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)
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furious that i am not a playable character in this game
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obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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i forgot there are people on this planet that like cave diving and i think i just found the most fear inducing youtube channel ever
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