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minwooks-moved · 2 years
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17.06.22. | MANIFESTO: DAY 1 | D VER.
( ────── ENHYPEN’S JAKE ! )
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gyeheoni · 2 years
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tagged by @jaehyukkies to share my top 5 on repeat right now according to spotify ! (ty eri ^u^)
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(i think everything save moment and love dive are pretty correct >.< moment is the first in the album i think i loop undercover more tho by principle and love dive i feel like i don’t listen to much these days :]])
tagging: @parabataisarah @hoyoung @gatual and @boyswthluv ! but only if you want to ! no obligations ^^
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malarign · 7 months
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make up
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(how your arguments and making up after them would look like)
contains: bf!hyungline x fem!reader | genre: angst with comfort | tw! arguing (obv) | wc: 1,1k
reblogs are highly appreciated!!!
author’s note: i think i’m back (this time for real though…)
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Lee Heeseung | 이희승
arguments with heeseung are not very often
he prefers solving problems instead of accusing each other
overall just communicates very well
but sometimes he just breaks because of stress
or emotions he doesn’t talk about often
After a few minutes of talking in slightly raised voices, Heeseung stopped himself before saying things he would regret. Instead, he closed his eyes and massaged his temples. You stared at him in silence, waiting for his response. This whole situation could have been avoided if only he allowed you to help him relax and didn’t lace his stress on you. But that’s not what happened when you suggested his well-deserved rest.
“I’m sorry,” he finally said, eyes glued to his shoes. His voice cracked a little along the way he spoke quietly. “I didn’t mean to lash out at you like that.”
He looked up at you. His eyes were tired and face was completely drained from any energy.
You smiled reassuringly at him and opened your arms invitingly. He gladly waddled towards you and melted in your touch, that he needed this whole week. He hid his face in the crook of your neck and inhaled your perfume.
“I know you didn’t, my love.” Your voice came out muffled by his hoodie. “Wish you would let me take care of you more, though,” you said, pulling away from his arms.
Heeseung smiled sheepishly and nodded. He placed a soft peck on your forehead, knowing how much you loved it. And he wasn’t wrong.
Park Jongseong | 박종성
okay,, arguments with jay always end up with cuddles and delicious food
but before you get to the nice part 💀💀
there’s a pretty heated argument happening right there
both of you are shouting trying to be heard
but neither of you can do so in this chaos
In the corner of your eye, you noticed how Jay rolled his eyes at your words. That small gesture added fuel to the raging fire that erupted in your kitchen.
“What’s your problem, Jay? Why can’t you just put yourself in my shoes?” You looked at him with your arms crossed.
“The thing is I used to be in your situation! And I don’t want you to make the same mistakes as I did.” He tried his best to hold the reins of his emotions as much as he could, though your defensive (and offensive) attitude made it pretty difficult. He looked at you helplessly as you stood your ground. He let out a final sigh. “Hope you’ll realize that I’m only trying to help you. I’m not your opponent.”
He slowly left you in the kitchen and you watched how he disappeared behind the door. You took a few deep breaths to calm down, surrounded by the heavy air of your argument. Thinking about it, you had come to the realization that all he wanted was to help you, while you made a whole fuss about him being simply right. With a heavy heart, I carefully opened the door to your bedroom and peeked inside. He stood in front of his desk silently, organizing some papers.
“I’m sorry,” you said, breaking the silence.
Jay turned around and put on a comforting smile. With opened arms for a hug, he said: “It’s okay. Come here.”
Sim Jaeyun | 심재윤
this man right there is not physically able to be angry with you
let alone raise his voice at you (yk that one iland ep… 😔)
he just agrees to everything you say
hates seeing you upset so avoids quarrels as much as he can
Jake knew your weekly movie marathon had to wait a bit longer the moment you opened the front door of your shared apartment with fury. From bursting flames in your eyes he could see something happened. Furthermore, something that made you lose your cool.
“Hi baby, can I help you somehow?” he asked calmly, continuing to prepare your favorite snacks.
You glanced at him angrily and let out a scoff. “You would know if only you picked up the phone.”
Jake bit his lower lip at your words, realizing he might have not charged his phone after coming home.
“I’m sorry, I forgot to charge it,” he explained honestly.
“Why do you need it if you’re not gonna use it?” You threw your arms in the air and continued to pace around the living room trying to find something.
“Baby,” Jake called, coming closer to you. “I’m sorry, but you know, it doesn’t happen often. I just wanted to prepare stuff for tonight,” he reasoned and hugged you from behind.
feeling how your tensed body relaxed in his arms, Jake made you face him, now looking at your pout.
“I’m sorry,” you mumbled, realizing your mistake.
Not wanting to continue that unreasonable argument, he simply asked: “How can I help you?”
Park Sunghoon | 박성훈
arguments with sunghoon are nearly impossible
just when he senses that some quarrel is coming he becomes very quiet
he waits for you to calm down before proceeding with solutions to your problems
the last thing he wants is to upset you
that’s why he prefers peaceful discourse
The atmosphere in your apartment has been pretty heavy today. Your constant loud sighing, rapid movements, and eye rolls told Sunghoon everything: “I feel like breaking something right now”, “Why is everything so irritating today?” and “I’m so pissed right now”. He silently watched as you paced between the kitchen and your bedroom to find something to do. To find something to take your anger out on. After dating quite a long time with you he knew your temperament, especially when it came to your frustrated state. Instead of potentially setting you on fire unintentionally he decided to wait for you to do something. And you certainly did.
“Are you just going to stare at me or maybe ask what’s wrong?” you snapped after noticing him peacefully enjoying his afternoon tea and book.
He calmly placed both on the table and smiled slightly. “I didn’t want to pressure you to…”
“So you preferred to stay silent and enjoy the show of me being stressed?” You didn’t let him finish. His face made you want to bite your tongue yet it was too late. You already lashed out at him. Your expression dropped just like your heart. “I’m sorry,” you whispered with a lowered head.
After noticing how he stood up, you soon felt how he pulled you in a hug and swayed your body. Despite your terrible attitude, he placed a few kisses on your head and cheek.
“It’s okay.” His voice came out muffled by your hair. “Do you want to rant now?”
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thank you for reading! back to the masterlist
taglist: (open) @nicholasluvbot, @en-chantedtomeetyou, @skzenhalove, @nfrgirl, @kpoprhia, @redm4ri, @yenqa, @heesitation, @edensgardenn
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luvyeni · 10 months
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— CONSEQUENCES OF A ONE NIGHT STAND !
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( synopsis ). in which after a drunken hookup , y/n y/ln and are jake left with some heavy consequences and now they have to come to terms with it.
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pairings. sim jaeyun x fem!reader
genre. social media, stranger to lovers, pregnancy au, smut, fluff, angst, crack
warnings. mature content, sex, talk of sex, language, crude jokes, more tba...
started. 07-14-23
finished. tba
💬 nia's notes. this is only FICTION this does not represent enhypen in anyway.
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— 𖦹 PROFILES !
000. the new mother and the feral aunts and uncles , 000. the new father and the unhinged uncles
— 𖦹 MONTH ONE !
001. jump jake day , jobless jungwon and the cycle sisters 🤞🏻
002. baby shoes or bad food?
003. well , who is he ??
004. dots are connecting ....
005. from daddy 🥵😮‍💨 to just dad 🤢😐...
006. hey. heyy..
— 𖦹 MONTH TWO !
007. meeting the stranger...
008. little nugget 😭😭😭😭...
009. cupcakes 🧁
010. im being cooked😞
— 𖦹 MONTH THREE !
011. doctors appointment ✎
012. going home ...
013. im home ❤ ...
014. telling the parents (fail) ✎
015. first day on the job 👍🏻 ....
— 𖦹 MONTH FOUR !
016. a week of madness
017. on his last limb ...
018. playing house 🏡 ...
019. oh shit , he admitted it ...
020. jake not being a pussy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
021. boy 👶🏻💙 or girl 👧🏻💕 ...
022. finally ... ✎
023. first date ( nice to see you again jake ) ...
— 𖦹 MONTH FIVE !
024. that wench 😒…
025. song jihae …
026. ni-ki about to fuck shit up …
027. explanations …
028. daddy and son date🤍…
029. sunoo finds out 😳…
030. jungwon explain…
031. it all comes out …
032. lol …
MONTH SIX IS A TIME SKIP !
— 𖦹 MONTH SEVEN !
033. she’s back ✨🖤
034. miserable …
035. stop reading my mind …
036. moving day ❗️…
037. ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
038. it all comes out ( jake version ) …
039. forgive ( friends? )…
— 𖦹 MONTH EIGHT !
040. back like i never left🔥💪🏼 …
041. we lost him 😔…
042. frustration + knife + hand = emergency room 😨 …
043. taking it slow …
044. it’s time …
045. they’re a family 🥲🥲🥲
EPILOGUE
046. watch baby minji grow up💕 …
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— ( taglist. ) ask to be added !
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©️LUVYENI
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wonbie · 6 months
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sorry . 엔하이픈 . arguments with enha :( and making up
warnings ¿ arguing, not proofread genre ¿ fluffy angst © wonbie
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lee heeseung
i feel like hee would be very passionate in his argument. like he'd be prepared for whatever you fire back at him. he hates arguing just as much as you do but sometimes it just happens. so after he'd apologize and repay you with kisses
park jongseong
okay my boy jay...yeah i get that he'll be the type to be a little agressive when arguing. he wont hurt you or anything no no but he might raise his voice a little. i'm sorry jay 😔 but after the argument he'd cook you dinner and apologize bc hes a gentleman!!
sim jaeyun
poor jake :( he's already welling up with tears. at first it was just a disagreement but then it turned into a whole argument. he could tell you didn't want to argue so he tried to stop it. he brought you into a hug and whispered an apology against your hair
park sunghoon
okay like sunghoon is in love with you so it breaks his heart when he hears your voice crack while you're arguing. he literally has to take a second and realize what just happened. you on the verge of pouring out tears... yeah not on his watch. he brings you into an embrace and soothes you while mumbling sorrys promising he'll never argue with you again
kim sunoo
sunoo would instantly feel regret. hes a soft boy :( he'd stop the argument as soon as it started. instead you have a small talk with him about whatever you were disagreeing about and you end up compromising!!
yang jungwon
soft boy pt2. i think he'd get into it at first but then like in the heat of the argument he calms down. he absolutely hate it. he knows arguments are normal but he hates it. he hates the idea of it too so instead he just agrees with you so you can stop as well
nishimura riki
i dont think riki would cause arugments but he would be annoying which causes you to lash out at him. like ur having a bad day and he wont shut up type of stuff. when you apologize he understands and offers you cuddles
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paris' note . i like this one even tho it's about arguing... i feel like the flow is much better ! as always reblog in support of parizz she's really cool i promise ( shameless self promoting ) im very unfunny im not cringy i swear im just so happy to be back and post new thingss!! also wasnt supposed to be posted today but i couldnt wait
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hannie-dul-set · 8 months
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HOME FOR THE BITCHLESS [6].
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SYNOPSIS. wherein your friend offers a room for you to crash in while your dorm is being renovated, but fails to mention that your new housemates don’t know how to talk to women (oh, and they also have an ongoing bet about you, too).
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PAIRINGS. choi soobin, choi beomgyu, lee heeseung, park jongseong, sim jaeyun, park sunghoon x female! reader. GENRE. housemates! au, rom-com, sitcom, reverse harem time baby. WARNINGS. almost drowning, a nauseating amount of stupidity, swearing, sex jokes, bribery, the boys are shirtless for most of the chapter. WORD COUNT. 5.2k.
TAGLIST. @cerealdreamwriter @tyongff-ff @dinonuguaegi @certifiedmoa @blueberrgyuu0 @primantha @blu3bell4 @nunugget @hoshi-is-ult-bbg @captivq @tocupid @seosalad @ddazed-lhs @gyuszie @mifuyuyo @error-cant-function @twocupsofsuga @flowerbe0m @dangerousconnoisseurbanana @laviesm @keikeu @elavin @chaemmie @rikisly @satsuri3su @gyugyubin @junhuicosmo @skzenhalove @luvkpopp @yansbolobao @emer-syn @eggomi @drunkinjake @soobiverse @deobitifull @haechanspudu @yawnzzn27 @7myoi @toothfa-1-ry @imsiriuslyreal @maimoirs @whippedforbeomgyu
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NOTE. this is my favorite chapter so far i think i peaked here. the ppt scene was inspired by anthpo, my professors' tendency to use the socratic method to instill trauma in their students, and hoshi from seventeen's tiger agenda. also, most of this was written before i found out odi has passed 😔 fly high little guy.
MASTERLIST | NEXT >
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CHAPTER 6 — the obligatory pool episode.
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THERE’S A HEATWAVE IN TOWN. When you wake up, it feels like you got transported into Satan’s rectum. It’s sweaty and disgusting under your covers, and kicking them off does nothing to appease the hellish humidity inside your room. But when you roll over to grab the remote for the air conditioning, blindly press on the button, nothing happens.
You try again.
It’s not working.
You jolt up from your bed, hair a mess, and armpits too sweaty for comfort. A power outage. Of course, there’d be no power on the hottest day of the year.
“Fucking shit, I’m so hot,” you announce as you make your arrival downstairs. It’s only Sunghoon and Jay in the living room. They turn away from their game of jenga upon your arrival.
“Yeah, you’re super hot,” says Jay. “I mean, damn global warming sure sucks, huh?”
The wooden tower collapses. You stifle out a grunt of agreement. “Apparently some feeders in the neighborhood broke down,” Sunghoon informs you. “They’re still fixing it. The generator also wasn’t working when Heeseung hyung went down the basement to turn it on. I think we need to get that fixed too.”
Well, shit. That’s not good news. You give Sunghoon a pat on the head for speaking thirty-six words to you today before walking over to the kitchen. Last time you checked, there was a stash of popsicles in there. You’re pretty sure they haven’t been completely water-fied by the blackout yet.
For some reason, upon nearing the kitchen island, the fridge door is hanging open. You understand why when you step on something— er, someone— on the way towards your frozen delight. “Ow!” Beomgyu hisses from the floor. There’s remnants of cold wind filtering out from the refrigerator. Beomgyu has claimed it as his territory, and he’s glaring up at you from his spot. “Watch where you’re going.”
“‘Scuse me.”
You walk over him, hiking one leg across his torso before infringing upon his fridge monopoly to grab a half-melted melon bar. This isn’t exactly how Beomgyu imagined how it’d be like to be in between your legs. “I’m not sure if you’re dense or if you just don’t give a fuck,” he says, propping himself up by the elbows as you dig through a plastic bag.
“I really just don’t don’t give a fuck.” You snap a bite out of the pale green popsicle. “Want one?”
“Give.”
“Go get one yourself.”
“Fuck you.”
“I’m sure you’d love to.” You close the fridge door shut and make sure to kick his side with your foot when you cross over him again. He lets out a cry of pain. You turn back, satisfied with your cold exploits, but there is no wall separating the living room and the kitchen, so Sunghoon and Jay were witnesses to that entire conversation. “Do you also want a bite?” you ask. Their ears burn a couple degrees brighter before declining.
Was that an intentional insinuation? Yes. Do you enjoy destroying their composure on purpose? Also yes. It’s a new hobby you picked up since staying here, and it’s definitely one you’ll miss once your dorms get fixed and you’d have to move out. Jay and Jake are both particularly difficult to get through, but sometimes you can manage to fluster the former, just like now. Jake has been impossible so far. You’ll get him one day. He can’t be left unscathed.
This may seem terrible, and sometimes you do get a teensy bit conscientious when one of them starts crying or becomes temporarily incapacitated— until you remember they have this whole secret bet going on that definitely involves you, so you should be allowed to fuck around this much, right?
“Hey! Why don’t we have a pool party?”
The genius idea comes from Jake. You immediately run up back to your room upon hearing the suggestion to change into a bathing suit, pausing right before your door because you don’t want anyone waving the PD&J at your face for indecent attire again. So you throw on a beach kimono for the safety of your wallet. They emptied the jar out yesterday to buy some meat for a barbecue party that’s supposed to be scheduled this weekend, but looks like you’re gonna be having that sweet, sweet pork belly tonight right by the chlorine scent of the pool. 
You hurry downstairs, so fucking ready to be submerged in cool, refreshing water. But when you get to the courtyard— all the boys already loitering in and around the pool— you realize something. 
Something a little dangerous.
“You’re finally here!”
Oh no. They’re hot.
“We’re playing chicken fight, come jo—”
A rather scantily clad Sunghoon pushes an equally scantily clad Jake off Soobin’s unclothed shoulders and into the splash of the water. They are all bare-skinned, glistening wet, and although it’s not a bad sight to behold at all, it’s a discovery that you wish had remained undiscovered until you finally leave this damned house.
Listen. It’s not like you’ve never seen any of them shirtless or almost naked before. Jay was literally in his highlighter underwear when you first met him. But you were never put in a situation where you’re able to look at them closely because all those times have been meshed with something stupid.
It’s very easy to overlook their general attractiveness when they all act like third-graders, bitchless losers, scandalized Victorian men, or all of the above at the same time, in the same sequence. It’s really easy to forget that.
But Heeseung has his soaked tank top sticking to his skin and Beomgyu is pushing his wet hair back with a wide grin. Your housemates might actually be a tad bit more attractive than your prolonged, initial impression of them. This can cause a little internal trouble.
“Why aren’t you getting in the water?”
Soobin is the one that’s asking, having already left the water fight in the middle and is now looking up at you, chest deep near the pool’s edge. You look down. You’re not sure if he’s looking directly at you because you’re a little focused on his toned arms resting above the ledge, but if he is, then good on him for keeping up with his eye-contact practice hours.
“Hey,” you call out, crouching down and hugging your knees. “Do you work out?”
Silence. Pink scatters across Soobin’s cheeks. He coughs out an unintelligible response and disappears back under the water, quietly swimming away. Yes. This is how it should be.
Feeling a lot more at ease after confirming you still have the upper hand, you finally dip your legs into the pool and stretch out your back with a satisfied groan. Fuck, this is perfect. You’re honestly unsure how you’re supposed to transition back into life at the dorms when this house has a perfectly refreshing pool at your disposal. You don’t remember what life was like before this. You’d live here for the rest of your life if you could. But you have enough pride in your system to prevent you from extending your verbal contract with Jake. Two months. It’s a few days past the halfway point now. All you could do is enjoy this life of comfort as much as you can.
Until it gets ripped away from you in the form of Jake yanking your ankle and dragging you under the water with a horrifying splash. 
Before you know it, you’re gasping for air and grabbing the nearest thing your arms could reach out for so you don’t fucking drown— but when you finally manage to rise back to the surface, a loud inhale of air into your lungs, the person you managed to hold onto just happens to be Heeseung.
Heeseung, who’s looking down at you with wide, alarmed eyes while you’re wrapped around his waist. Heeseung, who shoves you back into the water out of panic and shock and whatever the fuck his problem is.
Jake rushes to pull you back up. Heeseung is dead to you.
“I’m sorry.”
He failed to kill you so he’s now down on his knees, timid palms on his lap, and head lowered in guilt.
“I am very sorry,” Heeseung repeats. “I am deeply reflecting on my actions.”
You’re sitting on the half log shaped chairs on the courtyard, still wet, arms and legs both crossed in petulance as Sunghoon quietly dries your hair with a towel from behind (no, you didn’t scare him into doing this). 
“Stand up.” He flinches at the tone of your voice. “Go get yourself dried up so we can finally start the barbecue.”
He’s awfully obedient. You watch as his slumped figure trudges back into the house. “Was that too much?” The back of your head hits Sunghoon’s bare stomach when you try to look at him. He’s holding your head in his hands with the damp towel in between.
“You’re always a little much,” he mumbles.
“Is that a bad or good thing?”
Sunghoon ponders for a moment, staring at your upside down face. “More is always better than less?”
You smile, snatching the towel from his hands and jumping off from your seat. “Good answer.” Two gentle pats of praise on his cheek set his skin on fire. Speaking of fire, you can already smell the scent of smoke and deliciously cooking meat wafting in the air, so you run over to Jay who’s on grilling duty, hoping to get an early bite.
“Can you pass me a plate?” he asks, flipping the cut up pieces of meat on the barbecue grill. “Thanks.”
“Gimme one.” You open your mouth, chasing after the slice of pork belly on his tongs until he brings it closer to your mouth for you to bite. “Holy shit,” you muffle out, hot air escaping from your lips.
“Good?” he asks.
“Very good.” You swallow the piece. “One more?”
He lets you snack on a bunch of well-done beef before they could reach the plate and at some point he mentions, as you’re tearing open a few packs of ramyeon to cook, that you look a lot like the curled up pieces of shrimp he’s currently grilling. You narrow your eyes at him, hand dangerously hovering above boiling water with a square of raw noodles. “Are you trying to say I look charred and have a terrible posture?”
“No.” Jay raises a piece of shrimp in the air, showing it off to you. “Doesn’t it look cute?”
Now that you’re looking at it a little closer, it does look kind of cute. Huh. “Would you eat me if I was a grilled shrimp?”
Jay thinks about it. He keeps thinking until you start smelling something burning. “I’d keep you safe in my pantry,” he finally answers. 
“So you’ll just let me spoil over and die?”
His expression drops. “Fuck.” The shrimp is unsalvageable. “I guess I’d have to eat you.”
The rest of dinner goes on as you expect. Jay and Beomgyu take turns over the grill until Jake thought he’d be naturally gifted over the fire and ended up making charcoal with the last pack of galbi (“It’s fine!” he said. “I’ll take care of it!”) and today’s heatwave suddenly becomes a whole lot hotter with the rising flame on the fucking grill right when Soobin brings out the marshmallows for dessert. It gets quickly defused by a fire-hydrant bearing Heeseung. Now your charcoal galbi has toxic frosting on them. This is the sign to move on to the next part of the program.
The set of log-themed chairs on the courtyard has a bonfire set-up at the center. Of course this unreasonably nice house has that. It’s already getting dark, ink seeping into the orange tintent sky. Jake decides to redeem himself after watching Heeseung fail to set up the chunks of wood for the nth time. “You don’t know how to start a fire? Dude, that’s so lame.” 
“You burnt all our remaining meat with those fire starting skills of yours,” Heeseung huffs, stepping aside for the self-proclaimed camping expert.
“You still ate them.” You’re pretty sure that isn’t healthy.
“Because you would’ve felt sad if I didn’t.”
“You’re both equally lame,” Beomgyu chides, plopping down beside you with a bag of chips that you unceremoniously dig your hand into. “You two haven’t even had your solo chapters yet.”
A flame erupts on the bonfire. Both of them turn to look at Beomgyu. “What?”
“What are we arguing about?” Jay joins in, looking a little too excited for the squabble.
“About the fact that I’m cooler than both Heeseung and Jake.”
Heeseung’s expression falls flat. “You dropped out to become a streamer.”
“Leave of absence! I took a leave of absence and I’m coming back next year!”
Sunghoon and Soobin are both just ignoring the mess, roasting their skewered marshmallows on the bonfire and you aspire to be that level of unbothered. “Let’s consult a professional’s opinion,” Jay suggests, and all their eyes immediately fall on you. “Who do you think is the coolest?” Apparently that professional is you.
“This is like asking which dwarf is the tallest midget,” you wrinkle your nose. “But alright. Why don’t we settle this like real men?”
“Arm wrestling?” Sunghoon jumps in.
“Cooking contest?” Heeseung pitches.
“Do you want us to beat the shit out of each other right now?” Jake’s eyes fly wide open, alarmed. “I don’t think that’s a healthy way of settling arguments.”
“The fuck? No,” you spit out. “Thirty minutes. Prepare a powerpoint presentation explaining why you’re the coolest loser. Convince me. Ten slides max. Good luck.”
Something about almost naked men scattered around your home premises, aggressively typing on their keyboards with so much concentration and determination is so funny. You’re enjoying the raw bag of marshmallows by yourself beside the fire, watching as Heeseung starts panicking when you yell out “Five minutes left!” and starts typing even more aggressively. It’s pretty entertaining. Why haven’t you done this before?
At some point Jake brings out a projector and a projector screen to the courtyard. Seems like the power is back on, and your classroom of death has been set in place.
“Okay. Who wants to go first?”
You’ve produced a clipboard while they were working very hard on the PPTs earlier, legs crossed, fire crackling in front of you, and you click the butt of your pen in intermittent seconds as you scroll your eyes from left to right across the six boys standing in front of you. Heeseung looks confident. Jay and Beomgyu, too. There’s sweat dripping down Sunghoon’s forehead and Jake is furiously flipping through his notepad like he’s cramming for a final exam. But the poor, unfortunate soul that just had to look away from your gaze is none other than—
“Choi Soobin.” He flinches, nearly letting go of the laptop he has clutched against his chest. “Give it a go. The rest of you sit down.”
He looks rattled. “I’m not— I’m not really good at presentations,” Soobin chokes out, and the rest disappear from his side.
You let your chin rest on your knuckles, leaning forward. “Are you forfeiting? Is this a forfeit I’m hearing?” He doesn’t respond. You sigh. “Choi Soobin, are you settling with a D? A tiny, miniscule, measly D?” Beomgyu lets out a snort. You shoot him a sharp stare. “The other Choi, please shut the fuck up unless you want me docking points from you. Choi number one, please start your presentation.
Beomgyu straightens in his seat and Soobin hesitantly clears his throat, turning towards the blank, white projector screen as he holds the clicker with a visibly shaky hand. “Good— good evening,” he starts. “My name is Choi Soobin, and today I was tasked to explain why I am the coolest housemate out of the six. The answer is I am not. I’m not very cool. But—”
When he clicks to the next slide, your clipboard clatters on the ground.
“But I do have a hedgehog, and that’s kinda cool?”
“Holy shit,” you exhale a breathy squeak, the picture of the rodent’s cute little snout occupying half of the large screen. Soobin cycles through a bunch of photos of his hedgehog and the various screams of delight you’re eliciting after each photo makes him smile a little bit more. “Look at that little guy! Oh my god. What’s his name? Where is he? Can I meet him? Please let me meet him, Soobin I am begging you, I will get on my knees for you.”
“His name is Odi and he’s currently living at my parents’ house,” he explains. “I’ll invite you sometime.”
“That’s cheating! This isn’t part of the guidelines!” Jake interrupts, pointing an accusatory finger at the photo of Soobin holding Odi in his hands. Your coos are unceasing.
Heeseung nods along. “Professor, I believe this is completely unrelated to our topic at hand.”
Soobin looks visibly offended. You straighten your expression and click your tongue. “Ahem,” you start. “As much as I believe that Odi is the darn cutest little shit to ever exist and I will die for him given the chance, Heeseung is right. Mr. Choi, I’m afraid I’d have to give you a C.”
He presses the clicker. The slide is back to the video of Odi running down a slide.
“Okay. B minus.”
Now it’s the one where he’s laying stomach-up on the floor.
“Fuck. God dammit. B plus and that’s it. Soobin, sit down. Heeseung, you’re up next.”
Soobin seems satisfied with the grade, dimples popping out with a smile as he takes Heeseung’s seat in the audience when the latter readies himself for his turn. He stifles out a cough-laugh, one corner of his mouth crookedly twitching upward, confidently sauntering up to the front with his iPad, and it’s mildly unsettling because he’s usually Nervous Boy #2. But it’s almost cheating how pretty his teeth are when he’s smiling. 
And apparently he’s aware of that fact. Because after projecting his title slide (LEE HEESEUNG 101: the anatomy of a Cool Guy™), the next thing that appears is actually a photo of his very charming smile, coupled with Chip Skylark’s “My Shiny Teeth and Me” as the background music for his scientifically-grounded explanation. The next slide is a zoom in of his eyes next to a photo of Bambi. He has a venn diagram. This is actually pretty compelling.
Heeseung is a good speaker. He’s really good. The rest of his presentation goes smoothly, finishing it up with a list of references in APA format. Jake and Jay give him a round of applause.  “If you have any questions, I’ll be more than happy to answer them,” he smiles.
“That was a fantastic presentation, Mr. Lee. I particularly liked the part when you demonstrated your ability to make very impressive, but also very alarming sounds with your fingers.” You flip through your very blank clipboard, nodding and throwing out hums at the times you deem appropriate. “I’d give you an A plus, but...I have one question for you.”
He nods. “Yes?”
“Heeseung, can you hug me?”
It evidently catches him off-guard, just as you predicted— persona of confidence crashing down like a waterfall as he stutters out, “Wh—what?”
You clear your throat. “Only cool people are able to hug me. I need to confirm that you’re cool.”
“I can hug you!” Jake declares right next to you.
You blindly reach out your arm to give him a head pat. “See. Jake says he can hug me so he must be pretty cool. Heeseung, you can do the same, can’t you?
There it is. He’s back to being nervous and you feel like your job here is done. “O–of course,” he stifles out, following it with a strained laugh of weak incredulity. “Why wouldn’t I be able to hug you?”
“Then prove it.” You stretch out your arms, ready to squeeze and be squeezed. “Give me a big ‘ol squeeze, pretty boy.”
You stay like that for ten seconds as Heeseung remains glued to his spot in front, eyes shaking and nipping at the dead skin on his lips. You let your arms fall back to your sides. “Okay. C minus. Next.” His expression quickly transforms into offense.
“I feel like this grading system is a scam.”
“No hug, no opinion. Sit your ass down,” you click your tongue, smacking him with the clipboard when he weakly trudges back and squeezes next to Beomgyu on the crowded seat to your left with the box of snacks occupying most of the fake log, even though there’s clearly enough space next to you because Jay already started walking to the front even without your instruction.
Jay does not give an introduction, only a rough clear of his throat and he opens his presentation with just a slide occupied with his face. Slide two is another picture of his face, only slightly zoomed out. The next one has the hashtag JWU. Then there’s a full body mirror selfie.
The rest of the presentation proceeds in the same manner— a wordless slideshow of what is possibly his Instagram feed and before you know it, it’s already over. “Okay,” you exhale, pressing your palms together in front of your lips. “I understand that you are indeed a very handsome individual, Mr. Park, but what does that have to do with the assigned topic?”
“The question is why I am the coolest one here,” he says. “I’m cool because I’m Jay Park.”
It falls quiet.
You finally break the silence.
“Shit, that’s a pretty compelling argument.”
“This is bullshit!” Sunghoon argues. “He didn’t even say anything! There was no discussion! He should be disqualified.”
Jay remains unfazed. He defends with irrefutable wisdom, “Sometimes pictures speak louder than words.”
“Damn.” You let your clipboard fall to your lap. “I’m giving you an A.”
“Fuck yeah.”
Your decision elicits outrage from some of your students. “How is he getting a higher grade than me?!” one of them raises.
“He’s getting a higher grade because he doesn’t think I have cooties, Heeseung.” 
Heeseung throws his arms in the air in defeated frustration as Jay takes his snug seat right next to you again, a victorious smile gracing his face. You run your eyes through your scratch paper once more, pen tapping at the edge of the board. “Beomgyu, do you want to go next?” you ask, which is a mistake on your part because he starts acting just as obnoxious as Heeseung, which— if anything— just triggers your desire to make him crumble to his knees.
He even pulls out a lecture stick, testing it out by snapping it at full length on his palm. Is the fucker trying to go after your role as professor? Where the fuck did his glasses suddenly come from?
“Alright,” Beomgyu begins, the first slide displaying the words Why Choi Beomgyu is the coolest Housemate. “First thing’s first, does anyone in the audience know what my name is?”
“Oh, me!” Jake raises his hand. “Choi Beomgyu!”
“Correct!” The next slide appears when he hits the screen with the stick, revealing his name in a large, bold font with large spaces in between each syllable. “Choi. Beom. Gyu. Choi Beomgyu. Now, I’d like to direct your attention to this specific syllable right here—” he draws a circle around ‘Beom,’ “—what does Beom mean?”
“Offense,” Sunghoon answers. Beomgyu’s face scrunches up.
“What? Fuck, no. Another meaning— oh! Yes, Soobin hyung?”
“Tiger?”
His eyes brighten. “Exactly!” 
The next slide is a photo of a tiger on a field of green grass, grooming its fur as Beomgyu passionately rattles on with fun facts about the animal. You have no idea where this is going. “Tigers are some of the most amazing creatures on the planet, they are the largest members of the cat family and are renowned for their power and strength. As the largest member of the cat family, Tigers are strong, powerful and one of nature's most feared predators—”
“Did you get that from a website?” Jay interrupts.
Beomgyu dismisses him. “Yes, I did, but that’s not the point. The point is—”
Next slide. A hit from his lecture stick. It’s more text. Beom = Tiger. Beom = Choi Beomgyu’s cute nickname. Tiger = Beomgyu. 
“We have discussed that tigers are the coolest animals in the world. My name has tiger in it. Therefore I am the coolest person here. End of presentation. Thank you.”
He drops the stick to the ground and is about to walk away with Jake’s applause, but your penetrating stare stops him right before he reaches the crackling bonfire. You scribble on the clipboard before letting it settle face-down on your lap. You look up at him. “Beomgyu, are you a furry?”
Beomgyu freezes. He lets your question settle in his system before voicing out a very loud, very crunchy, “What the fuck?”
“Is this your way of telling us that you’re a furry?” 
“No! What are you talking about?” he hisses. “I’m just saying that since tigers are cool, that means I’m also cool and—”
“So, you’re identifying with a tiger?” you cut him off.
He presses his lips together, cautious. “Yes…”
“Because you have the word tiger in your name?”
“Yes.”
“And because they’re cool?”
“Yes. We’ve established that alr—”
“Okay, so you’re a furry?”
“Ye— no!” he yells out. “I’m not a fucking furry!”
“Understood. You’re a furry in denial.” You write something down on the clipboard. Beomgyu’s shoulders slacken in defeat. “I’m giving you a B plus. Take a seat, Tigerboy.” Though he grumbles in distaste, he listens to you anyway, trudging deflatedly back to his seat next to the equally grumbly Heeseung.
There are two people left to be victimized. Jake looks excited, so you don’t want to indulge his positive emotions. “Sunghoon,” you call out with a pleasant smile. He squeezes his eyes shut and mutters something under his breath before forcing himself up the log without you having to tell him. “Good boy. Go set up your thing.”
Unlike the rest, Sunghoon doesn’t have a laptop or phone or flash drive with him when he awkwardly takes the presenter spot in front. He’s standing on the balls of his feet, arms tucked behind his back and lips tightly pressed together nervously. “Mr Park,” you pull down your clipboard. “You’re free to project your slides.”
“Well,” he coughs out. “The thing is.”
“Yes?”
He exhales loudly. “I don’t have any slides.” You raise a brow. “I don’t know how to use powerpoint.”
You look at him. “I see.”
“I don’t know how to use this projector, either.”
You pause.
“Okay. I understand.” He breathes out a sigh of relief. “Alright, next present—”
“Wait!” Sunghoon stops you. “I can still give my presentation, I don’t need any dumb slides! I’m just as cool, if not cooler than the rest of them, so you can’t just skip over me.”
“Mr. Park,” you start. “Unfortunately, one of the criteria for this presentation is the quality and organization of your slides. I do not see any slides being presented, Mr. Park. You may present next time once you’re fully prepared.”
“What about Jay?” he tries to reason. “He just showed you a preview of his camera roll!”
The man in question has his mouth hanging open, pausing in the middle of stuffing a nicely toasted marshmallow into his mouth. You let out a sigh. “He had philosophy, Mr. Park. Philosophy,” you explain. “Do you have philosophy? Are you confident that you can convince me with your words alone? Without the help of cute animals and pictures of your pretty face?”
At the mention of his face, his knitted brows of frustration quickly melt into faint pink hues dusting his cheeks. You sniffle a little, rubbing a finger under your nose as you flip through the next page of the clipboard that’s resting on your lap. “Meet me in my office after class,” you tell him. Sunghoon grunts and stomps back to his seat in defeat.
“This sucks balls.”
“You have quite a few options to pick and choose from here,” you hum. “Jake, you’re the last one up. Please tell me you have a presentation prepared.”
“I do, and it’s gonna blow your mind,” he grins.
“Looking forward to it.” You watch blankly as Jake runs up to the front to connect his laptop to the projector, an excited bounce in his every movement and you start wondering how you can shatter this one’s hopes and dreams.
He asks if he can start. You give him a nod. At the click of a button, something boomerangs into the blank screen with 2007 Windows graphics and animation. The atrocious mismatch of fonts say Jake Sim is the coolest one here and here’s why.
“Reason number one—” Jake starts his presentation, turning over to the next slide and your vision is attacked with more outdated graphics, more jarring transitions and animations. “—I’m super funny. Allow me to demonstrate.” He begins by clearing his throat. “What did the Italian chef get sent to jail for?”
“What?” you go along.
“Too much assault.”
An assault is also a very proper descriptor for his PPT aesthetic. An assault to your eyes. It’s like watching a car crash that you can’t look away from even if you try. Reason number two is that he has a great smile (he does). Reason number three is because he has a dog (he also does). Reason number four doesn’t exist because he miscounted and skipped over to Reason number five.
“And lastly, Reason number ten—”
He takes something out of his pockets. It’s a couple dozen bills being thrown into the air.
“I have a lot of money.”
The rest of the boys are quiet. Jake grows quiet too, chest rising and falling after that very enthusiastic presentation and his wide grin slowly melts into that muddled with nervousness and unease because you aren’t saying anything yet— just looking at him with stern eyes and a sharp gaze. “W-well?” he rasps. “How did I do…?”
“How much?” you ask. He cocks his head in confusion. “How much money do you have?”
“Oh.” Jake blinks, now understanding. “I don’t know but it’s a lot.”
Your eyes sparkle, posture straightening. “Will you give me some of that money?” The unease has left Jake and has now transferred to the other five boys around you. Oh boy. Oh no, their eyes all seem to be saying.
“Sure, why not.”
You clap your hands together. “Jake wins. Class dismissed. Good night.”
It doesn’t take long for chaos to break out.
Heeseung and Jay are demanding for a recount (there is nothing to count except the sweet, sweet cash you’ll be receiving) and Beomgyu accuses you of being a slave to capitalism (that should’ve been evident from how you tried to scam money out of them with nudity and a jar on your first week here). Soobin starts clearing up the projector set-up and Sunghoon is on his knees begging for another chance to do his presentation as you watch the digits on your phone screen bump up in real-time when Jake wires you a decent chunk from his bank account.
Another successful day at the residence. This heatwave is better than you thought.
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blue-jisungs · 8 months
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Hi! How was your day I hope it was good
Can I request enha reacting to their s/o kick their feet and giggle about the edits of them specifically speaking those Jake edits yk the ones with the giggle on top 👁️🫦👁️
But imagine✨✨
Their watching us lie in bed kicking our feet like a schoolgirl because of little old them and just teasing us
🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦
getting caught fangirling over fan made edits of them ♡
a/n. hi!! my day was very fun so far, thank u for asking! :D i hope your day went fine as well!! i hope you enjoy this and sorry you had to wait for so long :(
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┆彡 HEESEUNG [ 희승 ]
oh boy
when he sees you giggling and kicking your feet he’s watching silently and debating whether he should say something
but when he realised it’s an edit of HIM
yup
“like what you see?”
“HEE– OH MY GOD–“ whoosh. pillow throw. score: his face
you try to convince him it wasn’t an edit of him but when it starts playing again, he’s sitting next to you and sending you a boyish smirk
“that pretty face isn’t mine? come on. you flatter me, angel”
dies
he will keep it to himself but he can’t help but tease you about it in private
and this may or may not be a huge motivation for him to go all in during concerts etc 🫠🫠
┆彡 JAEYUN [ 재윤 ]
jake knows the edit like c’mon
so once when he came home earlier and heard your squeals he got worried
rushing into your bedroom, slamming the door only to hear the “f…r…e… ak”LMAOSJKW
you stared at each other like deers caught in a headlight, the music looped
“what… are you watching edits?” jake stuttered and watched your face morph into embarrassment as he started grinning
jumping on tje bed to tickle you and coo about how cute you are, you’re sure the whole world will know about this
yea :)
he won’t shut up abt it i fear
you’re done 😔
and when you pout and whine, telling him to shut up, you can be sure he’ll kiss your pout away
only after adding how cute you look when you’re shy
┆彡 JONGSEONG [ 종성 ]
jay has been calling you from the kitchen for the past 10 minutes and there was no answer
so naturally he came to check up on you
leaning against the doorway, crossing his arms like the old man he is he observed you giggling into your pillow, kicking your legs
he stayed silent, smile growing on his face
suddenly you turned around and saw him, eyes growing wide
“i’m glad to see you all giggly but the dinner’s ready, princess” he hummed
by the way your cheeks grew redder, he was curious what were you watching
so during the meal he asked you
and when you stuttered “your edits”, he couldn’t help but smirk
he kept your secret to himself but obviously the way his ego boosted… >_<
┆彡 JUNGWON [ 정원 ]
to be frank you weren’t really secret about watching his edits
like you were sitting on a couch, he was playing mario cart and you were watching the edits
so when he heard you giggling and felt you kicking your feet… the cat kitty was curious
and a curious kitty is stubborn
so jungwon started peeking and asking what you’re watching
“well… okay, but don’t laugh at me” you whine when he threatens to tackle you
his eyes widen and his lips curl into a mischievous smile when you show him the edit
“i have that effect on you? aich, you’re so cute” jungwon giggles and smooches your cheeks
and he means it, you’re so so adorable his poor heart barely handles it 👹👹
┆彡 NISHIMURA RIKI [ にしむら りき ]
um
yeah you can already move to another country and change your name
when riki catches you all giggly and squeaky he’s suspicious
so he peeks through your arm and lets out a dramatic, loud ass gasp and you know you’re done for 😀
screams, points finger at you, snatches your phone to show it to the members
makes your life hell
and literally gets confused when you won’t talk to him
“c’mon you’re so obsessed with me–!”
um yeah he’s sleeping on the couch
absolutely won’t let it go.
and when you say that you won’t his edits ever again he’ll beg you to not do that
“please nooo this is so cute keep watching my edits”
…sigh
┆彡 SUNGHOON [ 성훈 ]
you let out a giggle and mans is already by your side, snooping
he’s ready to accuse you of cheating (jokingly) when he sees himself on the screen
intense eye contact
and before you can make up an excuse, he notices that you have a whole ass playlist / folder OF EDIRS. EDITS OF HIM
“oh wow you’re so obsessed with me” pt2 but instantly begs for your forgiveness when you start rolling your eyes
will laugh at you for it at first
but then he asks you to send you edits of HIMSELF when you find a good one??? like actually???
so um yeah we stan a self aware king??
┆彡 SUNOO [ 선우 ]
he’s on tiktok like i’m a firm believer of that
so he knows this n that right
“have you seen my–?” he walks into the room and sees you just rolling on the bed while squealing, the edit music playing “what are you watching?”
you freeze, almost yeeting your phone across the room
“i bet it’s edits of me” sunoo jokes and goes to grab the hoodie he entered the room for but when you don’t answer and go suspiciously quiet…
ding. a bulb lights up in his head.
“show me!!”
so you end up watching edits WITH HIM.
and dunno can’t help but gush at how cute you are and how easily you get flustered ^_^
he smooches your red cheeks, smile not leaving his lips
and ir kind of turns into couple activity ??? help 😭
and he makes edits of u and then shows then to u so you don’t feel sad that’s he’s the only one who’s getting edited 🥹
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filmofhybe · 5 months
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hi! can i request enha trying to get close to their idol crush during hybe game caterers?
Hybe game (admirers) caterers.
🗯️ Pairing : ot7! x reader Genre : Idol x Idol , fluff warning: nothing word count : 438 (not prove-read)
; AUTHORS NOTE : happy December 1st!! Please look forward to my new written series “In Every Multiverse” later today!!
masterlist to my other works
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정원 jungwon + 성훈 Sunghoon
Will 100% smile at your group entrance.
and I mean the small smiles but adorable ones. He really wants to get your attention (even though he has it all already), would race towards the same ice bucket you’re going to during the “Red HYBE Green HYBE” and laugh when you both reached for the same beverage, if there’s only one left he would let you take it.
Because your group only got 1 watermelon and it wasn’t enough, they will personally deliver some to your group (but mostly for you). And watch you eat the sweet watermelon he cut for you, tries to get to know you when you guys are lining up during “NaNa Cafeteria Game”. Cheer you on during “Random Play Dance.” and would be really surprised when you knew their dances. Blushed because their crush just did their dance = saw their mv = saw them in the MV = listened to their music = listened to their voice. Will never ever stop talking about how cute you looked that day.
Bless his small heart😔
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희 승 heeseung + 박종성 Park Jeongseong + 심재윤 Sim Jaeyun
Biggest flirts. Please they don’t even try to hide it, especially during “Random Play Dance.”. Knew all the dances but added the most energy during your groups dance (especially your part). His way to show off his amazing dance skills as well as the fact he payed attention to you. Would tease you when you got their dance right. “Ahh~ y/n must watched our dance practice to perfect all those dance moves~”. They are smart as hell so they would 101% always whisper the answer to “Nana Cafeteria” when they hear your question, so you can get the good foods faster and not starve :(
Oh and they helped you out during “A Pair Race” because you both couldn’t find your manager😭. Than you realized both of them were chatting which made you laugh. He was just so gentle with you😵‍💫
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선우 Sunoo + にしむら りき Nishimura Riki
REALLY SHY AT FIRST. They just didn’t believe you would join the show AS THE MC!! Because of your packed schedule, but here you are GLOWING. Really impressed you (like the others) during “Random Play Dance”, Your comments made them blush so hard. And the way your soft voice read out their name for their missions or even just their group name made them MELT🫠
During “Nana Cafeteria”, they would purposely try to pick the food lunchboxes so they can save it for you because they know you wouldn’t get the good ones after everyone got theirs. His actions really made your heart swell. It was so kind of him.
Did I also mention he tried to rush towards the finish line during “Red HYBE Green HYBE”. He almost fell over so you caught him quickly by his arms, shocked both of you. But you both laughed off which made him blush like a red tomato because your laugh was so adorable.
BLESS HIS HEART 2.0🫣
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filmbyjy · 1 year
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i loveeed ur poly imagine!! Could u make more? Maybe like what dating each ship is like?
a/n: oooo yes of course!! and so sorry for taking so long with this request😔 been extremely busy.
taglist[perm]: @ja4hyvn @ahnneyong @milklix @kar0ki @sugarsunoo
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enhypen poly: what is it like to date each ship (popular ones)
| HEEJAKE / RAMYEONZ
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man this ain’t fair >:(
sim jaeyun share some of heeseung with me :(
bye bc jake acts so baby girl around heeseung it’s actually so funny and cute at the same time
I mean honestly, same. jake, you have a valid reason to be acting like that
but anyways, what is it like to date heejake?
well for one thing, you definitely would be third wheeling them most of the times
“hyunggggg, come quick!! the round is starting!”
queue heeseung bolting back into the room as you were sitting on the bed.
don’t be sad though. they do hang out more than you hang out with them but they know when to step in and make you feel loved.
I also won’t deny. you’ve got two most flirtiest people to date
so pretty much expect to get attacked 24/7
because seriously they will out of nowhere give you that sexy ass look before leaning down to kiss you
which btw kissing your lips is their favourite past time.
100% makeout session like most of the time.
jake does it the most though. heeseung will just be playing his game.
“babe, i’m gonna order something.” heeseung says as he turns around to you and jake literally making out on the bed.
“let’s get some pizza.” jake says after he pulls away from lips. he goes back to kissing you after heeseung hums.
they are also clingy so enjoy that
| JAKEHOON aka SOULMATES
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with heejake, your relationship is more chaotic but with jakehoon, it’s more chill.
when it comes to the both of them, I believe jake is more chill whilst hoon is the chaotic high energy one
literally manhandles you on the bed to get a kiss from you
“STRONG MAN.” sunghoon shouts.
jake is still cuddly but he plays it more safe.
for one thing, they will constantly ask you to choose between layla or gaeul
“babe babe, layla or gaeul?” jake says.
you can’t choose either one of them😔 they are both too adorable
“asking me to choose between layla or gaeul is literally like asking me who is the better boyfriend.” you deadpan.
“so, layla or gaeul?” sunghoon says.
you never answer that question and choose to avoid it at all cost.
ah speaking of layla and gaeul, you officially have two fur babies!
which means you are dubbed as layla and gaeul’s mother
and yes, you get to cuddle layla and gaeul. if the boys are out doing their own thing, you have layla and gaeul to yourselves
now put aside the puppers, I believe jakehoon are pretty affectionate.
sure, sunghoon is all tsundere and shit but really he just gets a little flustered to be soft.
so like just give him a big hug and cuddle
| JAYWON / MEOWZ
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bro, I wanna date jaywon
THEY SEEM SO BOYFRIEND AND PERFECT CANDIDATES OF LIKE POLY RELATIONSHIP
THEY’D TREAT YOU SO DAMN RIGHT I SWEAR
jay makes dinner while you and jungwon just sit and cuddle
like hello?? that’s the most perfect scene
and if you are the same age as jay (like me😏) then both you and jay will baby jungwon
“wonie.” you pout.
“noona.” he smiles.
STOP THATS SO CUTE. I WANNA CUDDLE JUNGWON👺
UNFAIR
affection with them is the best
jay loves cuddling you
in fact, the both of them curl up to you like actual cats☹️🥺
this is them with you
I want this yoi
and yes that means you have joined the yoi cult
every single sentence you have includes yoi bc of jungwon
“jagiya, do you want to eat?” jungwon asks.
“yoi.” you answer.
“yoi.” jungwon says.
thats true love right there🫶🏻
| SUNKI aka please come back I miss you two together💔
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god sunki was something else :(
i’m going to like say this was puberty and ni-ki still loves sunoo very much
I know the boy still adores him
anyways, how is it like dating sunki?
well for one thing, it feels like you are babysitting ni-ki
you wanna try to have a normal date but nah ni-ki doesn’t allow it
sunoo already planned like a picnic date
but suddenly it’s a football date??
but like the both of you aren’t complaining much, ni-ki is still baby. you want him to live out his childhood as much as possible
ni-ki is extremely cuddly whilst sunoo is okay with affection
“noona, i want a hug!” ni-ki appears out of nowhere with his arms wide out.
you give in bc ni-ki deserves it
the only time he doesn’t deserve it is when he plays pranks on both you and sunoo. neither of you can take it
“should we give ni-ki the silent treatment?” sunoo asks.
“how about no cuddles till next week?”
“noooo noona :(( please i need cuddles.” ni-ki pouts.
STOP I WANNA SQUISH HIM :(
I wont lie, yours and sunoo’s patience has definitely improved a lot since ni-ki was in the picture
like dude you may just become jay’s level of unbothered
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bitchyvoidland · 2 months
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Enhypen (Hyung Line) reaction when you're avoiding them
Theme: fluff
Words count: 588
Heeseung
•he would be the type to worry... Not just worry but worry-worry
•he would cling and you would let him but he just can't get any reaction out of you
•would whine and get all pouty (this man 🥺😭)
•he would act like a baby who never gets any attention from his momma
•he would say things like "I don't like you" "don't you love me?" "please... I'm here" he would say this with his pouty lips and bambi eyes
•but you honestly, couldn't resist it...you just can't
•would also give you silent treatments but gives up easily
•he would be like 😐😒🙄 but in any moment he would be like 🥺😕😔
•but I guess he would also be type to give up on wanting you to talk to him
•at the end, you will be the one pouting and wanting his attention
(Good luck)
Jay (Jongseong)
•This man would go like "What do you want me to buy you huh?" "Do you want a cuddle?" "Come on. Give Jay a kiss" He would tell you with his soft deep voice (ARGHH)
•But you would just stare at him and act like he didn't say anything
•Would also get pouty at the start and will understand you easily
•He would also give you space if you need it
•But he would also get worry
•He would also grab you by your waist (Oh GoD)
•He would pull you into a waist hug and would say "Babe? Why are you upset?" (I'm KiLlInG mY sElF)
•You would squirm as he look in your eyes
•He would keep touching you (NoT iN a SeXuAl WaY, yOu WhOrEs)
•He would definitely beg for you to give him hugs too
Jake (Jaeyun)
•You probably already know that this guy is a 🌟GOLDEN RETRIEVER 🌟
•He would whine and get pouty (pt.2)
•He would sit on your lap. But even though he is HeAvY. You'd just stare at him
•He would get flustered and embarrassed when you just look at him BlAnKlY 😐
•He would say like "Babe? Why are you upset?" "Don't ignore me like that" "Please"
•He would sit in front of you and look at you with his puppy eyes
•He would also blink blink blink
•He would sit beside you and cross his arms and look at you madlwy (what a cutie he is)
•But maybe he would also understand that you wanted space and would give it to you
•But he's just gonna admire or look at you from afar
Sunghoon
•He would get pouty and sad if you don't give him attention
•He would wait for you to notice him
•After a while, he would get bored and pout at you again
•He would follow you everywhere (I would imagine this as a human following his little cat 🥹)
•You two are just a cute couple
•He would also try to hug you but you can't push him away because of his grip
•This tall man would sit on your lap too
•Maybe he would zone out if he gets bored 😭
•"Babe? Come on. I can't stand seeing you like this" "Please talk to me" "Come on. I love you" he would whisper these words in your ears.
•AHHHHHHH AND YOU WOULD FEEL HIS BREATH ON YOUR NECK.. DAYUMMNN
•He would lay down and put his head on your lap
•He would be such a softy
•He would probably slap you if you kept on ignoring him
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assiely · 1 year
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♪— 12:23am - Sim Jaeyun ¡! ❞
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→Sim Jaeyun x fem! reader
→ synopsis: your best friend helping you with your homework and ended up realising something.
→ warnings: none?
→ genre: fluff 😔🫶🏻
→ word count: 764
a/n: i swear i love JAKE SIM 😭 don't mind my grammar 😀👍🏻 give feedback guys come on don't be shy😔✌🏻also this is not one of my best 🥲
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Having homework on math or just the math itself is the complete opposite of fun. the struggle is real. even the teacher itself is also annoying. why giving these much of work especially on weekends. you couldn't even solve one question from the work. already struggling from the start, you called your best friend Jake to help you out.
He thinks he's pretty good at it but looks like he's also struggling judging from the face. "Jake are you sure you know the answer cause you don't seems to know it by looking at your face" of course he didn't but how can he admit that when he literally call himself 'math genius' 2 days ago.
"i got it trust me" that's what he says. you're not sure if you can trust him. the questions are hard and so many. "the answer should be 3 according to the back answer but i got 7" you swear you could just burn the whole book. the only thing that stopped you is nothing, you just did not burn it yet. "alright let me try."
Almost giving up after a good 10 minutes of him trying to get the right answer. he slowly put down the pen. looking straight at you trying to hold his laugh. "i got 10.5" a good seconds of silence were heard before bursting into laughter. even the 'math genius' couldn't get the right answer you honestly didn't know what to do.
"how did i even get 10.5? is there something wrong with the questions?" he even blamed it on the question now. he insists on trying again but this time he got 77.8??? is he really good at math or he just trippin'. "jake how!? 77.8? i didn't even get that much of number!" you laughed, shouted at him. but in return he just giggle looking at you.
When you laughed, he felt something in his chest. he felt so good seeing you laughing when he is the one making you laugh. he didn't even realise you're that pretty when you smile of course he did think that you're a pretty girl but just now you're even more beautiful. he just stare lovingly at you while you're busy laughing at him but he didn't mind that one bit.
"let's take a break although no question is solved. I'll make some ramyeon for us" jake agreed to you because it's ramyeon. you quickly went to the kitchen and make some ramyeon with SPAM of course. after 15 mins it's done. you served the ramyeon and eat.
"you can rest I'll try solving it for you hopefully this time i get the right answer" it's past 10 now and you're tired so without complain you rest your head on the table near him and doze off to sleep. for only 15 minutes he was able to concentrate. how can he focus on math when you're sleeping next to him. he look at you and thinks you're the cutest little angel ever to exist. he found himself staring at you for as long as he can remember. he take pictures of you and smile like an idiot.
"So cute" he mumbled. you suddenly moved from your position and that make him flinched a little, quickly put his phone away afraid that you might see him. "did you get the answer jakey?" you asked half asleep. 'jakey' that's all he have on his mind. you never called him like that. it made his heart skipped a beat.
"It's getting late i think you should go home. tomorrow's Saturday anyway. will you come and help me out again jakey?" again with the nickname. he didn't know why he felt this way but he knew there's something new he never felt towards you. he went home since it's past 11 midnight.
While laying on his bed he couldn't stop looking at his phone cause he was looking at your taken pictures of you sleeping, so cute yet funny. hair all messy but peacefully sleeping. "I'm going crazy" he mumbled. if people see him right now they might considered him as crazy. he look at the time, it's 12:23 am, Saturday and that's when he knew he deeply fell in love with you and wouldn't be able to get out of it easily.
Minutes have passed still looking at his phone thinking that you didn't noticed him while ago. but little did he know that you're not asleep the whole time? no, he didn't have to. but one thing for sure is that you felt the same way as him.
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hoonsthoughts · 2 years
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enhypen ways of showing affection !
warnings: fluff fluff fluff!! hand holding, cuddling, kisses, i think that's all?
pairings: enhypen x reader
이 희승 x lee heeseung
holding hands !
i feel like he would hold your hand in public or even when you're just cuddling and he would kiss your nose and praise you? he seems gentle but rough when he wants to be
박 종성 x park jongseong
spoiling you / cooking for you !
he would make you breakfast and dinner sometimes and also spoil you by buying you the things you like!! he's definitely very loving and makes sure that you know how much he loves you
심 재윤 x sim jaeyun
KISSES OMG
he would kiss you everywhere. he would kiss your nose your cheekbones your forehead and your lips, but his favourite was definitely your belly. he loves your belly so much. he also live placing kisses all over your inner thighs for suree
박 성훈 x park sunghoon
walks and dates with you !
he would take you out for ice cream and go for a walk with you even if it was raining. he loves kisses your nose and holding your hand when you're walking in the park together. he also definitely loves going on skating dates! it warms his heart when you are the one to suggest skating together
김 선우 x kim seonwoo
skincare nights / shopping dates
he loves the feeling of your warm and soft hands putting the face mask on him. it definitely makes his cheeks rosy and warm. he's makes sure to tell you you're beautiful while you're doing silly face masks with patterns on them. he also loves taking you out to the mall to shop and get food !!
양 정원 x yang jungwon
dancing with you !
he loves to watch you practice the choreo to his songs and he loves helping you with different dance moves. he holds your waist helping you perfect the move you've been practicing forever
西村 力 x nishimura riki
CUDDLES!!!
he loves getting you your favorite snacks, putting on a movie, and cuddling you!! he makes sure you both share one blanket to warm eachother up and eat snacks together! he holds your hands in his while you hide your face in his chest while you fall asleep mid-movie oh my looorddd
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i've never done this before so let me know if i did the warnings and pairings right 😔 i have no idea how to do this
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onlyjaeyun · 2 months
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i would let sim jaeyun step on me, yell at me, be mean to me, spit on me, throw me, hit me everything. i would literally do anything to be able to touch this man like BRO
how
how
i just-
wife me up jake please😔
oh how did i manage to ghostwrite an ask to my own inbox bc fucking SAME 😫😫😫😫😫 i want him so bad its not even funny anymore haha
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jaeyunluvr · 2 months
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ALRIGHT BUT WHY DID MY DUMBASS JUST REALISE YOUR USERNAME IS "Jaeyun Lover"
YOU TRYIN TO STEAL MY HUSBAND KAYZ? 🤨🔪🔪🔪🔪
Also forgive me dumb brain for realising the simplest shit so late lmao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING because you're actually so dumb JAEYUN WAS MY FIRST BIAS and is my bias wrecker AND I LOVE HIS NAME IDK i can't steal your man btw he's too in love with you 😔😔 AND hee's in love with me i love him too much to steal another man💔💔💔
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hannie-dul-set · 9 months
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HOME FOR THE BITCHLESS [3].
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SYNOPSIS. wherein your friend offers a room for you to crash in while your dorm is being renovated, but fails to mention that your new housemates don’t know how to talk to women (oh, and they also have an ongoing bet about you, too).
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PAIRINGS. choi soobin, choi beomgyu, lee heeseung, park jongseong, sim jaeyun, park sunghoon x female! reader. GENRE. housemates! au, rom-com, sitcom, reverse harem time baby. WARNINGS. mild terrorization, sunghoon has a mental breakdown, beomgyu thinks shoulders are inappropriate, swearing. WORD COUNT. 3.2k.
TAGLIST. @cerealdreamwriter @tyongff-ff @dinonuguaegi @certifiedmoa @blueberrgyuu0 @primantha @blu3bell4 @nunugget @hoshi-is-ult-bbg @captivq @tocupid @seosalad @ddazed-lhs @gyuszie @mifuyuyo @error-cant-function @twocupsofsuga @flowerbe0m @dangerousconnoisseurbanana
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NOTE. i like to call this the sunghoon chapter. the rest of the boys will get their own chapters too in the future, pls tell me who your favorite boy is so far 😔.
MASTERLIST | NEXT >
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CHAPTER 3 — it takes a lemon related accident to get a man to talk.
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TODAY IS THE DAY YOU FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT PARK SUNGHOON’S FUCKING DEAL IS. You can only go on for so long of nothing but ominous eye contact and two-worded conversations before you start considering manslaughter (three weeks). You’re going to make him tell you what his goddamned problem is within today even if he ends up punching you in the face (because he always looks like he’s on the brink of doing that, anyway).
The first step to this operation is observation. You have been discreetly watching him this past week, taking note of his daily routine and there are two notable things that you have discovered— one, he leaves his room every single day at three in the afternoon, and two, he returns home at nine in the evening. That’s enough information for you to work with. You have this thing in the bag.
Your next step is preparing for battle. By one in the afternoon, you’ve already showered, blow dried your hair, and dressed in the prettiest outfit you quickly pulled from your closet (a nice chiffon maxi skirt paired with a lacy camisole because nothing lowers a man’s guard better than bare shoulders). You even put on makeup today. If this plan ends up being a failure, you’re going to kill Sunghoon and then yourself.
“You look pretty today,” Jay informs you when you invade his room for the sole purpose of having an outfit check in front of his full-length mirror. “I mean, you’re always pretty. It’s just you’re even prettier today. Like when even though you always make rose tteokbokki for your friends everyday, for some reason the color is just a lot more vibrant this day and it looks extra delicious?”
“Thanks.” You give him a pat on the back and exit the room.
Right when you start climbing up the stairs back to the third floor, your two-forty five alarm goes off. Perfect. It’s all going according to plan. You position yourself in the small space between your room and his, leaning against the archway with a feigned air of nonchalance. 
The familiar click of a lock breaks the silence. You prepare to strike.
“Hey.”
It’s almost funny how Sunghoon immediately flinches at the sound of your voice, but you’re not here to laugh. You’re here to strike a conversation because for some reason, that’s completely impossible with the guy you’re currently staring down. He’s already recovered from the initial shock. You push through even though he’s scaring you shitless. “Can we talk for a sec?”
Apparently, you cannot talk for a sec because Sunghoon immediately starts walking, but you’ve foreseen this. You know he’d ignore you so you quickly kick your foot against the other side of the opening, barricading him inside this small corner with an outstretched leg. 
Bam!
“I asked if we could talk.”
You watch as his eyes fly open in shock, taking a step forward only to jump back from your rather aggressive obstruction. Your arms are crossed, waiting for him to finally open his fucking mouth and surrender. He’s got nowhere to run.
Or, so you thought. Because he does have a way to run, and that is under your leg when he slides underneath as if it’s a fucking limbo stick. It gets a little breezy under your skirt when he skids right by. What the fuck. Is the idea of having to talk to you really that abhorrent to him? Are you seriously considering chasing after him right now?”
“Hey, wait!”
Yes, you are.
Sunghoon is fast. He’s running and running down the hall, down the stairs to the second floor, and you’re right at his fucking heels. You’ve prepared endlessly for this day and you have no intentions on letting him slip away like a slimy lizard. However, you might have made some flagrant miscalculations with your physical abilities, because the moment you reach the bottom floor, Sunghoon is widening the gap, and you’re just about to hack out your lungs and die.
How much stamina does this bastard have? Heeseung emerges from Jake’s room the moment Sunghoon speeds by, and you just barely manage to hold onto the door for support before you give up and start panting. “What’s going on? Are you two playing tag?”
You collapse to the ground. This is too much cardio. “No, I’m trying to kill him,” you say in between bated breaths. “But nevermind, I can’t do this anymore. Can you help me up? I can’t feel my fucking legs.”
When you look up at Heeseung, you notice that he’s brought a brick form of Iron Man from your friend’s room, cradling the red and yellow figure to his chest as hesitant eyes stare down at you with flushed cheeks. “I—I can. I can help,” he chokes out.
“Then help me?”
He simply stares at the arm you have reached out, waiting in the air for his retrieval. You sigh, holding onto the door instead to pull yourself up. Honestly, you shouldn’t have expected anything. “Heeseung, are you mysophobic?”
“What? No, what makes you say that?” The fact that looks relieved that you gave up on him plucks on your irritation. “I love my gay friends.”
You blink. “Nevermind. Can you at least tell me where Sunghoon is going? He usually leaves the house at this time, so I’m curious. Do you have an idea?”
“Oh, he has work,” he answers. “Hoon has the afternoon shifts at The Lounge. I think he works all days on weekdays.”
The Lounge is a cafe near your university (not that you’ve been there. Overpriced ice coffee isn’t exactly within your weekly budget). It’s a little far from this neighborhood and as far as you can recall Sunghoon goes to a different uni for sports medicine, so you’re not sure why he’s working there out of all places. “Alright. Thanks.” You’re careful not to brush against Heeseung when you pass by. One day, you’ll be dealing with him and his suspected germ problem with you, but at the moment your plate is still full with a different problematic male.
You fish for your wallet and phone in your room before crawling back downstairs. However, just when you’re about to grab your sandals from the foyer, you’re stopped by Beomgyu blocking your path. He’s leaning against the wall, waving the PD&J in front of your face (Jay was onto something when he gave it that nickname). “Pay up,” he demands. All these men are stressing you out.
“Why?”
For the sake of maintaining an amicable relationship with your housemates, you surrendered your jar monopoly and agreed that you’d all be using the money for additional grocery budget. However, you do not understand why the fuck you have to pay up now.
“Indecent attire,” is Beomgyu’s justification.
“Beomgyu, my tits aren’t even out.”
He parrots your statement in an annoying voice and you desperately want to punch him. If he wants to pick a fight, he should at the very least hide his blushing and look you in the eye. Your battle armor is working a little too well. “Move. I have another bastard to chase down.” But you don’t have time for him. Goddamnit, you have more men to confront after you’re done with Sunghoon. You shove past Beomgyu and leave the house, on your way to The Lounge with an unshakeable determination to fuck Park Sunghoon up.
It takes you a good twenty minutes to arrive at The Lounge, but you don’t walk in the cafe immediately. Through the large front windows, you spot Sunghoon serving a tray of drinks to some customers behind the counter. Oh, so he can be a normal person if he wants to. He’s even smiling and shit (he has a pretty smile. Why doesn’t he smile at you like that). With a huff, you push open the entrance and bulldoze through the door, stomping up to the counter while planning out your order in your head.
“Welcome! How may I hel—” Sunghoon’s customer service smile glitches when he realizes it’s you. “—he-help you?”
“Hi! Can I have an iced americano without the ice?”
“I’m—I’m sorry?”
You give him the sweetest, honey-dipped stretch of the lips that you can muster. “Iced americano. No ice. Oh, and can you get rid of the espresso shot, too?” 
Sunghoon tries to clarify your order. You talk in circles until you finally settle with a glass of lemonade. This is the first time you’ve heard him talk this much which is honestly such a shame because he really does have a nice voice. Unfortunately, he goes mute around you unless his literal job actually requires him to communicate.
He scribbles your name onto the plastic cup and he asks if you don’t mind waiting. You settle on the table nearest to the counter because you want to keep stressing him out. He is. He has been very stressed from the moment you entered the store and it’s evident from how you hear a resounding swear from his workstation when he accidentally puts in too much lemon reserve in your cup and has to remake your drink.
You thought he’d finally gotten over his bad habit of staring, but you catch him flashing looks at you from time to time and at the moment— it’s rather prolonged. He’s looking at you so intently as he puts on the cup sleeve and calls out your name. You fear that you might have made a mistake because if there’s anything you know well about Sunghoon, it’s the fact that he has a very intense and very intimidating stare.
Like right now, as he continues staring when you get up from your seat to retrieve your drink. Seriously, what’s his fucking problem? You intend on staying here until the end of his shift and maybe corner him in the alley next to the cafe. You might be mildly afraid of him, but you’re not a pussy. You’re gonna settle this once and for all.
“Here’s your order.”
Sunghoon hands over your lemonade but for some reason, he doesn’t let go. You furrow your brows, pulling the cup towards you but it’s like his fingers are glued to the sleeve. He looks like he wants to say something, playing tug of war on your drink as he stalls, but you’re really getting annoyed now. A sharp tug on your end has the drink slipping out from both of your hands— painting a nice, yellow tinted splash all over the top that Beomgyu deemed indecent.
Now, it actually is indecent.
You’re speechless. Sunghoon’s face is flushed scarlet. Thank fucking god you ordered a cold drink.
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Things weren’t supposed to go this way.
It’s not yet time for his break, but Sunghoon is already pacing back and forth in front of the breakroom, biting on his thumbnail as a mixture of anxiety and shame floods through his veins after royally screwing up. Fuck, he fucked up. He’s absolutely, absolutely, violently fucked himself in the ass and he has no idea how to salvage this.
He just wanted to apologize for sliding under your skirt earlier at the house, but the words wouldn’t jump out of his fucking mouth so he tried stalling and ended up giving you an unscheduled, lemon-flavored bath. His voice just stops working. It goes into total shutdown when he’s looking at you. It’s pathetic.
Normally, he can talk to people just fine. He gets into arguments with his sister over the phone on a daily basis. Hell, it’s even routinary for him to tell Jay to eat shit.
But something about pretty girls with equally pretty smiles makes it harder to string together sentences, okay?
And It’s not just a him problem. All of your house residents can’t talk to you normally, either, but he doesn’t want to stutter like a dumbass in front of you like Soobin and Heeseung hyung. Jake doesn’t count because he doesn’t even perceive you as a woman.
However because of that fear, he ends up not saying anything altogether. It’s hopeless. He’s as good as out of the running for the fucking bet they called (not that he thought he had a chance to win, anyway).
The breakroom door clicks open. He jitters on the spot.
“Sunghoon?”
Your head pops out from the crack in the door, your now clothed shoulder also peeking through. When you walk out, you’re now wearing the spare top he’s supposed to change into after his gym session later. Now that shirt is on you, and it isn’t helping his you-triggered state of emergency at all. “Thanks for the change of clothes.”
“I—I remade your drink.” For the second time. “Sorry about that.” Okay. You’re doing great, Sunghoon. You’re so cool, so awesome, and if you keep this up, you’ll be home free. You can do it.
You chase the straw with your lips. Why is he staring at your lips? “Sorry for spilling my drink all over me, or sorry about running away from me earlier like I had an infectious disease?”
He gulps. You’re really not making it easy for him to talk to you.
“Look, I think Heeseung acting as if I had cooties is enough of a constant attack to my pride. I might actually snap if you start avoiding me like the plague, too. Seriously.” Sunghoon remembers that he also twisted your arm at one point. He should add that to his list of apologies.
“Th—that wasn’t my intention. I was just afraid of running late.”
“Sure,” you scoff. “That doesn’t explain why the fuck you keep staring at me like you want me dead, though.” Looks like he has a lot more to apologize for. “Sunghoon, be honest. Do you have a problem with me? Like, have I done anything to offend you or something?”
“No, of course not!” he exclaims. “It’s just that—”
And like usual, his voice breaks down. Out of order, like a rundown machine. This is the fucking problem, it’s always the fucking problem, but he can’t just tell you that you make him feel nervous, can he? He can’t tell you that his vocal chords rupture when you’re around, making it impossible for him to talk, so he resorts to staring and staring and staring and hoping that if he stares long enough, you’ll somehow read his mind and get the idea of what he wants to say. 
That clearly hasn’t been working. In fact, it’s making things worse so he has to come clean and oh god, you’re gonna think he’s so lame and he’ll never live past this moment until the day he dies a miserable, lonely death. 
It’s the 21st century— why isn’t mindreading an freaking option yet? You look so genuinely upset that he can feel his heart clench up like an asshole. He should just rip his eyes out to repent.
“I’ll...try to stop staring, I’m sorry.”
“No, that’s not the problem, Sunghoon.” Your tone is filled with exasperation and he’s just driven further into guilt. “I have a feeling that you simply just have an unfortunate case of the resting bitch face, but you know what would help? If you actually say ‘hi’ instead of just ominously staring at me. That way I’d know you’re not preparing to throttle me.”
Is his blank expression really that bad? His brows furrow. He’s never gotten any bad feedback about his face before.
But here he goes again. Thinking his thoughts instead of speaking out loud. You let out a sigh and he feels infinitely worse, but he can’t keep stalling because he has to get back to work, and his co-worker is already giving him impatient looks, and he feels like talking is only making things worse. “Can you wait for a while? My shift isn’t over yet, but my break is in thirty minutes.”
“Yeah, sure. Sorry for disturbing you.”
While he’s making drinks and serving customers, Sunghoon makes sure to plot out his entire explanation speech so that you won’t think he’s entirely pathetic. But thirty minutes go by so quickly and the moment his break arrives and he’s pulling out the chair in front of you, all the paragraphs he’s carefully constructed disappear into nothing. Gone. Head absolutely empty save for the thought that this almost feels like a date. But this is not a date. This is a fucking interrogation.
“Say your piece.”
You don’t even give him a chance to prepare. You’re ruthless.
“Well—” So, he starts. He skips over the part that you make him nervous but that aside, he makes the confession that although he does find it difficult to talk to you due to a certain, specific, undisclosable reason (because you’re a girl and you’re pretty), he definitely isn’t plotting your murder, and Sunghoon’s cadence becomes slower, a lot more jagged when he notices the expression on your face. You’re smiling, but it’s not the pretty smiles you usually give him. This one feels a lot more ominous. Is this how you feel when he accidentally stares at you for too long? Should he be scared?
“—And that’s it, but why...why are you looking at me like that…?”
“It’s nothing.” It’s definitely not nothing. Sunghoon’s eyes follow your movement as you rise from your seat. “What kind of drinks do the rest of the guys like?”
“Jay likes americanos and Soobin hyung— wait.” He’s also up now. He doesn’t know he’s standing up, but he is. “You’re leaving already?”
“Do you want me to stay?”
At this point, you’re just doing this on purpose. What the fuck is he supposed to say to that? “Are we good…now?” hesitantly, he tries to make sure. Something is off and he knows it.
“Yeah. We’re good,” you hum, finishing up your lemonade and leaving it on the table. “See you at home. Oh wait, the drinks.” Sunghoon feels uneasy with this conclusion, but he wordlessly follows you to the counter anyway and takes your takeout orders. You’re just gonna go? Why aren’t you making fun of him for being a loser? Why are you just taking the drinks from him without mentioning anything? 
“Thanks. I’ll come by more often,” you tell him, and it just furthers his confusion. “I can also bring some of my friends so you can keep practicing how to talk to pretty girls. Oh, this latte is yours.”
Ah.
Of course.
There it is.
“Hoon?” You wave a hand in front of his eyes. “Sorry, am I making you nervous again?”
Sunghoon wants to die. 
“Can you just— can’t you just forget everything I told you?”
You shake your head and flash him a smile. The smile that always makes him stupid and nervous. Dammit, why do you have to be so pretty? Why must your smile be so pretty and erode his brain into mush? It doesn’t help when you reach out a hand to give him two soft pats on the cheek. It doesn’t help when the warmth of your touch lingers and burrows deep into his skin. “No way. Not when you’ve finally made so much progress! Let’s keep working on it, okay?” 
Sunghoon is finally able to breathe the moment you exit The Lounge, and he nearly collapses into the ground.
The misunderstanding between the both of you has been cleared up— at the cost of his pride and dignity (not that he has much of that in the first place). How the fuck is he supposed to face you after all of this, much less talk to you.
Words. What even are they?
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ugh thinking about sub jaeyun 😖😖 he would be such a good boy im sobbing
he would also whine & whimper when u don't give him enough attention !!!! i think that he also likes being choked & slapped ..
i wanna destroy him and hear his pretty moans and begs 😔 he’s a horny puppy so he would beg you to give him some attention. i also think his whimpers are just so cute and gorgeous, and his moans angelic. loves pleasuring you the way you want while calling him a good boy. that means he likes to be praised 🥺
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