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bestie help i can’t stop thinking about fucking older! ateez 😭😭😭 like iMAGINE 50-something year old san or yeosang (or san AND yeosang…👀👀) the way they’d be kinda cocky because of their success when they were younger (and their /experiences/ when they were younger) HHHH and they’d treat y/n like their little princess and when they fuck you theyd be like “does this pretty baby just need a cock inside her little pussy SO bad that she’s willing fuck an old guy like me?“ and girl u KNOW they’re both gonna be buff as FUCK by that age i- i need to stop myself
holy fuck i love you for sending this ask like i am REELING you have no idea 😭😭 i almost went insane typing this out like i am down astronomically for dilf ateez esp older ateez like okay sure 30 year old san/yeo would be fine af but 50 YEAR OLD SAN/YEO??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP 💳💥💳💥 so yeah i ended up writing an entire fic and i know this wasn’t technically a request but i just had to 😭i dedicate the following to you bestie so i hope i did it justice 🖤
𝙰 𝙲𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚠
Older! San x Fem! Reader x Older! Yeosang
Genre: smut
W.C: 3.6k
Summary: San and Yeosang visit your place of work, hoping to unwind after another long day of being incredibly rich and powerful.
Warnings: reader is in her early 20s, aged up! san/yeo, dom! san, soft dom! yeo, sansang, brief olfactophilia, cigar smoking, alcohol usage, mentions of age difference, pet names, use of the names sir/Daddy, dirty talk, degradation, super brief masterbation, exhibitionism, voyeurism, fingering, oral (receiving), squirting, two instances of unprotected sex, spanking, hair pulling, creampie, kissing, multiple orgasms, overstimulation
Song Recs: Planet Girl by Jooyoung feat. pH-1, Lost in the Fire by The Weeknd, Into It by Chase Atlantic, The Walls by Chase Atlantic
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You were working at your city’s local upscale cigar lounge when two of your favorite customers came in. Choi San and Kang Yeosang. Though they were both old enough to be your dad, they still were still infinitely hotter than most guys your age. And they knew it too.
As per usual, they were both dressed in fairly casual, but obviously luxury brand clothes. Gucci and YSL, from what you could recognize. You weren’t personally familiar with those brands, but you could tell just from being around the other (usually affluent) customers. Your eyes scanned them, watching them walk from the entrance over to the counter you were standing behind. They were wearing a fair amount of jewelry, the silver and gold accents of their necklaces and bracelets only serving to make the extent of their wealth just a little more obvious to anyone that was near them. Of course, you noticed the sleek buttoned loafers they had on as well, knowing those alone probably cost more than your rent.
The wrinkles underneath their eyes appeared a little more prominent than usual, the both of them tired and ready to relax at the end of a busy day. San gave you a small wave, resting his hand down on the mahogany counter, his aromatic cologne making its way to your nose. It gave off strong accents of sandalwood, with hints of cinnamon coming through as well.
“Welcome back, Mr. Choi. Mr. Kang. Your usual?”
San nodded his head, already pulling his leather wallet out of the back pocket of his black pleated trousers. You could tell that they were professionally tailored from the way they perfectly hugged his muscular thighs.
Two Cubans,” you started, already feeling like you were about to lose your cool, but forcing yourself to pull out a small cigar case and opening it up, pushing it in their direction for them to inspect.
Yeosang stepped closer to the counter to pick up a cigar and make sure it was up to his standards, allowing you to smell his cologne of choice as well. Though it was similar to San’s in terms of it being able to turn you on, it had a much more gentle scent, giving off notes of citrus and lavender. “Forgetting something, dollface?” he questioned, his deep, silky voice permeating in your ears.
“And a bottle of scotch. Single malt,” you added, feeling an obvious knot already beginning to form inside your stomach. You reached for the bottle from the shelf behind you and set it down on the counter, along with an identical set of shot glasses.
“Anything else?” You twirled a lock of hair around your manicured finger and looked Yeosang up and down, who was already doing the same to you. You bit your lip, giving San a once over as well, who returned it with an even hungrier reaction.
“It depends. Are you on the menu as well, sweetheart? I’d love to find out how you taste,” San questioned confidently in a low, but smooth tone, sliding his platinum credit card into your hand, his slender fingers drifting over yours.
Yeosang elbowed his friend in the side, giving him a slight grimace. “Have you ever heard of being subtle?”
“Why be subtle when this works ten times faster?” San retorted, rolling his eyes, which prompted Yeosang to open his mouth like he was about to argue with him.
Unable to ignore the aching in between your thighs, you found yourself giving into one of San’s various attempts at seducing you. Obviously, it was incredibly unprofessional of you, but you were at your wits’ end, unable to resist such a delicious offer.
“I’m…I’m actually off the clock in a little bit…if you two wanted to…you know…” you interrupted in a soft voice, paranoid that your manager would somehow catch wind of what was about to go down all the way from his office.
San and Yeosang exchanged glances, the both of them eventually sharing the same lewd smile.
“Put us down for one of the private rooms,” San informed, watching you press a few things on the screen of your work’s pos system and swipe his card through the reader, his dark eyes zoning in on how tightly your black long sleeve top fit on your body. “You’ll join us as soon as you get off, alright, baby?”
“Of course, Mr. Choi,” you answered sweetly, handing the older man his card back, along with the key to the room.
San shook his head slightly, putting the key and his wallet into his pocket, before wrapping his fingers around the neck of the bottle of scotch, passing the two shot glasses to Yeosang. Turning his attention back to you, he stated point-blank, “You’ll be addressing me as Daddy for the rest of the night. Now, let me hear you say it.”
“Yes…” you started, peering over your shoulder to see if anyone was there, which no one was, thankfully. “Yes, Daddy.” San gave you a pleased smile, elbowing Yeosang just like he had done earlier.
Yeosang added, “And you can address me as sir, pretty girl.”
Your eyes flickered over to Yeosang’s brown ones, unconsciously wetting the corner of your lips with your tongue. “See you in a little bit, sir.”
Yeosang slid a hand into one of his blazer pockets, looking back at you with a small smirk, picturing what you’d look like with his thumb in your mouth. “Don’t take too long, darling.”
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Knowing there weren’t cameras set up in the vip room for privacy reasons, you felt like you should be able to relax, but that simply wasn’t happening for you. It was most likely due to the fact that two insanely attractive men were sitting on the velvet couch opposite from you, sharing the strong liquor they had purchased and silently puffing on their cigars, all while undressing you with their eyes.
“You’ve been thinking about doing this for a long time, haven’t you? Even though we’re thirty years your senior?” San leaned his back against the plush cushion behind him, resting a palm down onto one of his thighs.
“Mmm-hmm,” you nodded, despite gripping your knees so tightly your knuckles turned white, in search of some comfort, wondering if you were even capable of surviving this unbelievably arousing situation.
“Nervous, baby?” San let out a soft chuckle, taking delight in your predicament, unlike his seasoned counterpart, who was already filling up a glass with the scotch and passing it in your direction.
“Ignore him. Have a drink and relax, okay? We can take things slow, fast, and everything in between. It’s up to you. We don’t even have to do this if you don’t want to,” Yeosang informed, noticing the way you shook your head and took a few gulps of the scotch.
“I want to do this. You two just make me really nervous cuz you’re so…so…” You couldn’t seem to finish your sentence, your mind too occupied with focusing on Yeosang, who had stood up and walked over to you, his elegant frame towering over your own.
“I understand. Just be sure to let us know if you want us to stop.” Yeosang held the bottom of your chin and tilted it up, running his thumb along your bottom lip. “Nod your head for me, doll.” Once you did so, he hummed to himself. “Good girl,” he added, his words coming out like they were drenched in honey, slowly pushing his thumb past your parted lips.
You could’ve melted right then and then, the strong liquor inside your mostly empty stomach sending a pleasant warmth over the expanse of your body. “Mm,” you moaned softly, sucking on his thumb and looking up at him with half-closed eyes.
“That’s it…”
San tapped his cigar near the glass ashtray that was sitting on the small table between the couches, clearing his throat to get his friend’s attention. “Take off her clothes for me, Sangie,” he chimed lovingly, the vapor leaving his mouth, pleased with the sight of Yeosang smiling at him and pulling his thumb out of your mouth with a pop, so that he could pull your top off of you.
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“Harder. Finger yourself harder, baby. Yeah, just like that,” San groaned, lazily stroking his cock with one hand and still bringing his cigar up to his lips, taking a puff of it now and then. “Are you going to cum for us?”
You were sitting back against the seat with your legs spread, pushing your digits into your cunt as deep as you possibly could, your hand starting to cramp from how long you had been going at it. “I’m trying to, Daddy,” you responded, your tone rising in pitch near the end, tossing your head back from being on the cusp of your orgasm, but not quite getting there.
“God, you’re so hot. Does your real dad know how much of a slut you are?”
“Uh-uh.” Feeling more pain in your hand than you anticipated, you relaxed it and closed your eyes, sighing out of frustration. You didn’t even notice when Yeosang had gotten onto his knees in front of you, until you felt the flat of his tongue moving up and down your soaking cunt. “Oh, fuck-”
“Don’t worry, darling. I’ll take care of you,” he murmured, massaging his thumbs into your upper thighs and giving you a reassuring smile, prior to eating you out like you were his first meal of the day.
“Oh my goddd…” You slumped down slightly against the couch, your fingers pushing past his dyed dark blonde locks, making eye contact with San, who was jerking himself off a little faster than before.
“How does she taste?” San asked, squeezing his fingers around his cockhead every time he got up to it, a few droplets of pre-cum dripping down the side.
Yeosang reluctantly pulled his mouth away from you to groan, “She tastes fucking delicious, San,” before replacing his tongue with his fingers, your eager hole swallowing them up to the hilt.
“I’m jealous.”
“You should be,” Yeosang chuckled, glancing back at San, as he shoved his digits into you so fast, you thought you might unravel then and there. “Don’t look away either. You’re going to watch me when I make her squirt all over my face.”
San groaned deeply at his friend’s words, sinking even further into the couch, some of his black hair falling into his eyes. He immediately blew it out of the way so that he could admire the way Yeosang’s tongue was quickly flicking across your clit. “Don’t worry, Sangie. I’m watching…”
“I’m…cumming…!” It didn’t take long for you to reach your limit, incredibly overwhelmed by all of the pleasure that Yeosang was giving you, as well as from the way that San was drinking in the sight of you and eagerly bringing himself to his own pinnacle of gratification.
A gravelly sounding moan erupted from Yeosang’s vocal cords, holding his mouth open near your pulsing hole and catching most of the clear liquid that squirted out of you on his tongue and in his throat, gulping it down.
“F-uuuuck, that’s so hot…” San choked out, in between grunts, his hips bucking up, just as he shot his load out onto his bare, chiseled abdomen, incredibly relieved that he had unbuttoned his overtly lavish shirt.
You ran your fingers delicately through Yeosang’s hair, breathing heavily and shuddering when he cleaned up the rest of his arousal with his tongue. “Nnngh, please, sir, let me take care of you too.”
“No need, doll,” he replied shakily, his porcelain cheeks incredibly flushed and his eyes glossy. Yeosang unbuttoned his velvet pants and pulled them down, along with his tight briefs, revealing his softened, cum-covered length.
“Oh, wow…” you blushed, bringing a hand up to your mouth and gawking at him, biting back a gasp when Yeosang’s dick started to come alive again just from the way you were looking at it.
San sighed softly, slicking his slightly damp hair back. “That’s my Sangie, always so eager to please.”
Smiling, Yeosang stood up and walked back to the other couch, sitting down next to San and gathering up some of his own cum, gently moving it up and down his friend’s length to make him hard again.
San groaned in delight, adding, “But enough about him.” He snapped his fingers, gaining your attention, beckoning you in his direction with his index finger. “Come over here and sit on my cock, baby.”
You almost ran into the coffee table, just narrowly avoiding it and enthusiastically lowering yourself down on San’s lap. “Are you going to fuck me nice and hard, Daddy?”
“What kind of question is that, sweetheart? It’d be a sin not to.” San grabbed both sides of your ass and kneaded into it with his strong hands, guiding your entrance to his cockhead and pushing himself inside, a few inches at a time, until all nine were inside of you.
“Oh, fuuuuck…” you exhaled, reveling in the feeling of being completely filled up by the man you had been secretly pining for.
Seeing Yeosang starting to jerk himself off through his peripheral, San began slamming himself into you, right out of the gate, the couch creaking underneath the both of you. “You like watching me fuck her like this, Yeo? Huh? You love it, don’t you?”
Yeosang moaned, moving his hand a bit faster, relishing the dynamic he shared with his friend, as well as the sight of you taking his cock in such an obedient way. “Pull her hair, San…for me…and-fuck-kiss her neck!”
San followed Yeosang’s directions, bunching up your hair and holding it like you had it up in a ponytail, then pulling it down so you had to look up and expose your neck in the process, earning a strangled sound of pleasure from your lips. “Yeah? You fucking like that?”
“Uh-huhhh…” You closed your eyes for a moment, shivering when San lazily kissed, lapped at, and sucked on your neck, feeling his warm breath hit your skin whenever he let out a soft pant from how hard he was fucking you.
Yeosang leaned his body weight against San’s, their shoulders and toned arms pressing into one another. “Keep talking to her like that…” he said in a voice barely above a whisper, completely wrapped up in the heavy, intoxicating tension that seemed to swallow the room whole.
“Do you like the way I’m pounding this pretty pussy of yours, baby?” San complied, squeezing his fingers into the sides of your bouncing ass and smacking it a few times, making sure to leave a few handprints.
“Yes, Daddy…!”
“Who fucks you better? Me or those twenty-something shitheads you meet on Tinder?”
“You!”
Yeosang leaned his head down against San’s shoulder, hunching over slightly so that his hand could slide rapidly up and down his throbbing length. “Oh, god…”
“Do you think your coworkers can hear you being a little whore for me? What about that manager of yours? Do you think he knows you’re getting your pussy stuffed by a man way older than him? And being watched by someone who’s just as old?”
“I don’t care if he does! Fuck me harder!” you cried, almost delirious at this point.
Yeosang shook his head, letting go of his cock to comment, “Jesus Christ, San, you know I don’t like it when you talk about how old we are. It’s making me go soft.”
San scoffed, stopping his movements for a moment so that he could casually give Yeosang a side eye, allowing you to bounce on his cock instead, giving you the power to bring yourself to a much-needed state of ecstasy. San groaned out, pressing his head back into the couch, grumbling, “I can’t help that it turns me on, Yeo. Are you really kink-shaming me right now? In the middle of this?”
“I’m not-”
“Ohhh, I see. You’re just upset she’s not fucking herself dumb on your cock, huh?” San reached over and patted Yeosang’s thigh, giving him a cheeky grin. “Don’t worry, Yeo. Once I empty my load into her, you can have a turn.”
Yeosang’s hand returned to his cock, giving it enough attention so that he could return to the same state of pleasure he was at before, focusing on the way your tits bounced in front of San’s sweaty face.
“You’ll let me cum inside you, yeah?” San grabbed onto one of your breasts and moved it around, idly tweaking one of your nipples with two fingers, bringing a sharp gasp out of you.
“I…I don’t know…” Though you were on birth control, you dreaded the thought of having to try to keep cum from spilling out of you on the walk out of the building, and including the drive home. What if it stained the seats? And you just got them redone too. That would be-
“Please, baby,” he groaned, the muscles in his thighs tightening, making them go rigid, some of his pre-cum coating your soaked inner walls. “What if I buy you something? You want a pretty little dress? Or what about a new laptop, huh? I’ll even double whatever you get on your paycheck — just let me cum inside you, baby. Please, let me fill this slutty cunt of yours!”
“Okay, okay! Just hurry up and-” You couldn’t form another word, too preoccupied with the way that San was holding you down, his hot cum filling you up to the brim, to the point that some had to drip down the base of his dick.
“Ohhhh, god…that’s it…”
Once San pulled out, Yeosang had already recovered from his own orgasm and picked you up by the waist, effortlessly pulling you into his own lap and immediately replacing San’s cock with his own, growing hard inside you, upon feeling your walls tightening up around his thick length. “It’s my turn, darling.”
“Oh my god,” was all you could get out, unable to resist the way Yeosang began expertly bucking his hips up into yours, hitting your g-spot almost instantly. “Sir…!”
“What a good girl you are, taking another cock right after taking mine,” San cooed near your ear, biting the shell of it and slamming his palm into your ass, causing you to cry out.
“Does that feel good, angel?” Yeosang spoke up, peppering your sensitive neck with kisses, his calloused hands running up and down along the curves of your body, eventually settling on your tits and cupping them.
“Y-esss, so fucking good…!” You were about to explain how amazing it felt in further detail, but you were silenced when the man’s lips suddenly pressed onto yours, his tongue slipping into your slightly open mouth. You wrapped your arms around his neck, appreciating how desperate he was to kiss you, to explore your mouth so fervently, as though he had a time limit.
San moved even closer to the both of you, grabbing the opposite side of your chin and pulling you towards him, breaking the kiss and allowing small ropes of spit to fall from your lips. “Let me have a taste,” he mumbled, pressing his mouth onto yours and kissing you in a more sloppy, but still passionate manner.
Being stimulated in so many ways at once sent you over the edge, feeling your pussy clenching around Yeosang’s length, just as a large amount of arousal splashed out onto it. “Mmmnnn!”
“How many times did you cum for us, baby? I bet you can’t even count,” San mused, gently pushing your face away and reaching down in between your heated bodies, rubbing your swollen clit. “Cum again, babydoll, so you can brag about it to your little friends on your social media later.”
“I…ahhhh….” Your eyes were rolling back into your skull, your head and body pulsing with mind-numbing delight, barely able to keep any sort of grasp on reality.
Yeosang pumped himself into you at such a fast speed, San could barely keep his fingers on your clit, but still managed to play with it long enough that their combined efforts sent you into a fit of pleasure-induced hysteria.
All you could get out was a string of yeses, while quite a few tears fell down your warm cheeks, hardly noticing when Yeosang wiped them away and pulled out of you, just in time for his cum to land on your chest and abdomen in slow spurts.
Almost passing out, you pulled off of Yeosang and settled in between the two older men, huffing and puffing until the flood of endorphins that had previously rushed to your brain finally mellowed out.
After a few moments of comfortable silence, San reached for his half-filled glass of scotch and took a small sip of it, then leaned back against the couch, spreading his arms across the top of it. “So, laptop it is, then?” he asked, nudging your thigh with his own.
You sucked your teeth, shaking your head slightly. “Mm, I’ll take the money. And if we do this again, would you consider tripling the amount if I let you cum inside me as much as you want?”
San sighed softly, facing you and giving you what could only be described as heart eyes, prior to looking past you at Yeosang, who was too busy sending a proud smile your way. “I think I’m in love,” San admitted, drumming his fingers lightly against the couch.
Yeosang reached over to you so that he could caress your cheek, earning a small sound of approval from you. “Get in line, pal.”
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#if anyones wondering why they had so much stamina it’s cuz they popped a viagra before leaving their houses 🖤#is that not what older men do??? 😭#ateez#san#ateez smut#yeosang#ateez san#ateez yeosang#choi san#kang yeosang#san smut#yeosang smut#san x reader#yeosang x reader#ateez x reader#ateez imagines#ateez scenarios#ateez x y/n#kpop smut#ateez hard hours#ateez hard asks
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Any ideas for Howdy and Eddie? They are my special little pookies and I love them
I’ve been obsessing over Howdy x Eddie, that ship is just so fun to me and I love them (Frank can be part of the ship too, Frank/Eddie/Howdy is lovely too :3)
hhhh I'm so sorry but I'm brainrotting over my disabled Eddie au sobbbs but I will Try dang it
But first! DISABLED EDDIE IS SO 😭😭😭✨✨
I'm going to bite Eddie Dear. I'm feral and Unwell.
To me it just makes soo much sense??? I have shit coordination/balance and my life is hell and I want to project so hard. It's representation and it gives me Delicious angst and hurt/comfort opportunities.
phew ok ok ok,, hcs,, howdy,, eddie,,, ok,, i got this
They both will, would, and have eaten an entire head of lettuce. Howdy makes sense, bc he eats lots of greens already. But Eddie? bbg is so sleep deprived it's the only thing he can think of to eat.
They're rivalry is a Bit. They are the only ones aware of this. Everyone else thinks Howdy genuinely has problem with Eddie in regards to business but it's all jest! A joke, a charade, a whole ass Bit! They find hilarious!
Eddie swears more than you think. He just keeps it professional when working. Howdy wishes he could record some of Eddie's more,,, creative cursing.
By contrast Howdy doesn't swear that much, he's so used to being surrounded by little siblings + other family that he just,, doesn't think about it? ofc he'll swear occasionally out of shock, exasperation, or anger. he can say fuck, he just doesn't think to! he doesn't have an issue with swearing, either.
Shipping stuff,, ok!
The Bromance turned Romance Pipeline is Real. It would take a while for the others to notice they even started dating lol bc they keep it 'professional' during work hours.
Physical affection is both their love language. Oh My Golly. They are never Not in contact with each other. Cuddles are top tier holy shittt
Eddie also writes love letters bc he's a sappy goof and words of affirmation is his other love language.
Howdy has never received a love letter before and Swooned when he read the first one. He keeps them all in a special box by his nightstand <3
Bringing Frank into the mix? Hoo boy they are not ready. They are. But also not. If it's not Eddie holding his hand it's Howdy's on his back. If it's not Eddie holding him by the waist it's Howdy literally picking him up for a kiss. Frank is overwhelmed with affection all the time /pos
A sprinkle of angst, Frank may get sad from time to time bc they feel almost,, out of place in the relationship. Eddie and Howdy are incredibly close and have known each other longer than they've both known Frank. This causes some self doubt.
However Eddie and Howdy are Quick to shoo the thoughts away! The reassure Frank and smother them in affection! All praise and loving words. How much they love him, how happy he makes them, just everything about Frank Frankly they adore.
Over time this doubt fades away, Frank becomes confident in themselves, their love, and their Loves!
Literally the best wedding ever. Eddie and Frank combined forces to keep Howdy from turning it into one Big Advertisement lmao. It was great!
#ok thats enough#i need to stop before i talk about my own au#i just... love themmmmm#PLZ let me talk about disabled eddie#I am gripping the bars of my enclosure#srry for being unhinged this was All over the place#its very late and I have eaten nothing but a few bread rolls today#cough anyways#i hope this is kinda what u asked for my dude(gender neutral)#!!! wow i need to show emotion hold on forgetting how internet#!!!! Thank You!!! <3 For asking Questions!!!#I mean that genuinely!!!! <3#ok thats enough back to calm haha#welcome home#eddie dear#howdy pillar#frank frankly#dizztalkstoomuch#neon child
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Cooking Spices Part 2 - Sted/die fic
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Eddie's sensitive nose is set off by spices. Good thing his boyfriend Steve has a sneezing kink.
This is smut, which I don't often write so let me know if its sexy enough.
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“So you like how sensitive my nose gets, Stevie? Would you like it if I…hhh…sneezed again now?”
Steve swallowed hard, sure he could almost feel all of his blood rushing south. He nodded dumbly, eyes caught on where Eddie’s nostrils were flaring into wide ovals at the itch in his nose built to a burn.
“Hhhh….hh-heh-EHSSHHuh!...Snf Damn, feels good to let it out for once,” he said with a smirk as Steve made a small choked sound.
PART 2
Steve was reeling from Eddie’s immediate acceptance of his strange fetish. He gaped for a moment trying to think while Eddie was trying to turn his brain to sneeze induced mush.
“Bless you…” he managed, voice gone lower with arousal. Eddie was grinning like the cat that got the canary.
Eddie reached out and pressed his palm to the bulge of Steve’s pants wrenching a choked off moan from his lips. “You *really* like this, huh, love?” he asked, not really a question but still looking for Steve to answer. Steve was already putty in his hands, he loved when his boyfriend took the lead.
“Y-yeah,” Eddie squeezed Steve’s erection through his pants, “Fuck, your sneezes are so hot, Eddie.”
“You know I was snfff sneezing all morning because I left the window open last night and my ah….allergies kicked in,” he leaned in an sniffled next to Steve’s ear, illiciting a moan from Steve, “Was worried I’d be a mess when I came Snf…came over. But my nose is still re-heh-real sensitive, Stevie.”
Steve was rolling his hips up into Eddie’s hand, breathing heavily as this wet dream come to life. Eddie straddled one of Steve’s thighs grinding his cock against it for some relief, all his blood rushing south at seeing Steve coming undone so quickly.
“Hhh…huh…Huh’GSHHT…Hih’KSHXT….snff…” Eddie stifled more out of habit than anything but he was curious if Steve had particular tastes when it came to sneezes.
“Eddie,” Steve moaned, head falling back as he was almost overwhelmed by the sight and sound of his boyfriend sneezing. “Please…” he whined, hips jerking up into Eddie’s teasing touch.
“What do you want lovely boy? Want my-hhhh…IKSHHuh snf hand on your cock?” he sneezed openly down between them and Steve whined wantonly.
“Yes. God, yes. Please, love I’m already-already close.”
Eddie looked up in surprise, smirk falling away for a moment, before his expression became one of wanton delight. “You’ve been holding out on me with this kink, sweetheart. Never seen you get so riled up this quick,” Steve flushed, cheeks and the tips of his ears gone pink. “I love it. Gonna have so…hhh-SNF so much fun with this.”
Steve whimpered, shuddering at the dark promise in Eddie’s voice. Eddie wasted no time in unzipping Steve’s pants and shoving the band of his boxers just low enough to give him access to Steve’s weeping cock. He wrapped his fist around him and Steve keened loudly. Eddie groaned in return, rubbing himself against Steve’s thigh.
Eddie used his free hand to brush his index finger lightly under his nose, catching on the delicate edges of his irritated nostrils. “hhh…I gotta…hhh…sneeze again…” He purred teasingly between wavering inhales.
Steve was thrusting up into Eddie’s loose fist and he tightened his hold stroking him in time, focus torn between the building itch in his nose and the feel of Steve in his hand. “Just like that, sweetheart, t-take what you….you ne-heed…Heh’EHTsshhoo….hh’Hh’TCHsshhh…hh-hhh-IESHH-uhhh….Snffff….”
Eddie sneezed openly across Steve’s cock and his own hand misting them and Steve’s vision whited out as he came with a wild cry. Eddie rutted against Steve’s thigh following moments later, the sight of Steve coming for him enough to push him over the edge.
“Holy shit,” Steve slurred, sounding pleasure drunk and fucked out. Eddie grinned smugly with a wet sniffle.
“Glad you endjoyed yourself, Stevie. Sndffsnf,” he said beginning to sound a little stuffed up. He pressed a kiss to the corner of Steve’s mouth that he clumsily tried to return, Eddie grinned, loose and relaxed from the afterglow but still kind of buzzing about finding out this new part of Steve.
“Mm, so much. And bless you,” Steve murmured with a cheeky smile. Steve grabbed a tissue from a box on the side table and brought it to Eddie’s nose. “You sound stuffed up, baby. You should blow your nose.”
Eddie hesitated for a moment before mentally shrugging and giving his nose a good blow into the tissue. Steve smiled looking pleased and Eddie returned it with a soft indulgent one of his own.
“Thanks love.”
“Trust me. It’s my pleasure.”
Eddie laughed and kissed him again before cleaning them both up.
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weird and fucked up me-not-knowing-what-normal-love-is/aatrox simping rant so here's your chance to skip it if you domt like that
I dunno I don't just like aatrox in the "holy shit you're so hot i want you to fuck me 24/7" kinda way but also the "i want you to crush me and eat me so i can love you forever" kinda way and it's just as fucked as you might think it is
like i dont know if this is from my lack of knowing normal feelings but i just. i wanna hear them yell and vent about how much pain and shame they feel. i want them to dig those huge claws into my flesh when they're feeling stressed or angry. i wanna kiss them and taste my own blood on their lips. i wanna comfort them and listen to their stories of long lost battles before i fall asleep on top of them. i want to wake up with their right hand carefully covering me like a blanket, those glowing eyes staring at me wondering if i'm truly crazy enough to love them. like just. hhhh i don't know if it's from their story being so relatable but. goddammit i'd love to be aatrox's little pet-lover-thing-whatever because i feel like no one understands what my notion of love is like
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I can't sleep because i am lowkey nervous about tomorrow but also I just want to show yall basically my art progress (in terms of rendering) in the spam of 1 year contracting Utonium brainrot hhhh it's so surreal to see how different both of them looked like ahaha
(for guide, first pic to last, 1st week july 2021>3rd week july 2021>21st Nov 2021>9th Apr 2022)
Also witness me talking about each journey of my progress undercut lol
I cAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THE FIRST 2 PICS. The first one is exactly from a year ago when my brainrot just started and I was like "well fuck I guess I have a new f/o now". If you ever see or feel familiar about the first art even though you prooooobably never see it,
its because it was an original picture for this redraw a few months AFTER that pic
Also if you notice, the art style for that one is totally different from others and shhh the reason it was like that is because initially I want to draw them in my actual artstyle around that time and I dont want it to follow the same artstyle like in the show. My friend said Utonium kinda reminds them of that guy from clo.udy wi th a ch.ance of meatb.alls and im like "oH SHITTT". There's more drawings of Utonium pre-brainrot era with this kind of artstyle in my folder but I don't think the world is ready for that yet lol
Anyway as I progresses to the 2nd pic, I changed my mind and was like "wait I actually WANT them to look like they're in PPG and not my own artstyle" so I slowly draw both of them to look more like the ppg style if you understand what I mean??? Althoughhhh in the 2nd pic I still want him to look a bit like my own style with my own touch and despite how much I don't like the reboot, I actually like his gray hair on his sideburns??? So if yall remember that phase and followed me from way way in the early days of this blog, I used to draw Utonium with those streaks before I gradually stopped doing that because of.... actually idk why I stopped??? I should totally add the grays back because I love it actually lol but anywayyyyyy the 2nd pic was also around july too me think? So there's probably like a few weeks gap between the actual totally real not clickbait picture of Chloe and Utonium 'together'.
That was how my render looked like for a few months until november (the 3rd pic).
So in the 3rd pic, I discovered this very magical spectacular magnificent function on CSP called t E xt U r e and holy fuck, let me tell you, I feel like I am a changed person. I was never the cringe person with mediocre render like I was, this legit marked a cultural shift in me, I just feel like I've been blessed by god himself. I spammed the fUCK OUTTA THOSE TEXTURES like it was MY BUSINESS. i pAID CSP FOR FULL PRICE I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO USE IT TO ITS FULL CAPABILITIES AND SQUEEZE IT OUT OF ALL IT'S WORTH. Although I must say, my render time after that significantly increases. By standard I used to render around 3 hours? Now this bitch took 6 fuckin hours to completely. It wasn't a daijobu era ngl 😔😔😔
And holy fuck do I have a fuckin field day with it. You think I was a changed man back then? I have ascended, I am now r e b o r n. My friends feared my, my peers stared at me, my teachers are baffled by the amount of brainrot I drew at that time. How am I real?
I rendered like that for around 4 months until I discovered something even more cooler:
B L E N D I N G M O D E
Okay jk but hhh anyway for my current render; it's kinda more like an accidental discovery? I wanted to look for ways to cut render time because it was really tiring for me to render with a fuckton of texture layers and I also wanted to emulate my fav artist's render style soooo bad (it was luoman if anyone asked) and I kinda figured out how they did it? I mean they still do it better but like I was really inspired to be like them and lemme tell you, I cried for 3 days 3 nights unpaid vacation time when I figured it out. I wasn't kidding when I say I feel like I am a new person. I am quite pessimistic tbh, I'm insecure about my art but like this is the first time in like 3 years ever I feel like I did a major progress and I feel really good.
Why did I made this post? I actually dont feel good about myself, maybe because I am nervous about my test tomorrow and I just need a quick mood boost from myself. I don't believe I did any progress. But now, after typing all of my thoughts at 3 am, after I just put art phases of my braunrot together, kinda believe I actually did progress and I am proud of myself ;w;
#i didnt do any spell check because its 3 fuckin am#so im going to correct that the next day lol#but also i feel better after writing all of those haha#maybe sometimes I just need to sit down and not make myself feel bad for a second#and acknowledge my own achievement ;w;#asuka speaks#selfshipping community#selfship#selfshipping#selfship art#oc x canon#self insert#self insert oc#ppg professor#professor utonium#asukart
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Ok. Ok. Just. How do I get into it?
And I don't mean when it starts. Just. Give me the episode that best encompasses the feel of the series. I'll get the context once I'm in.
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OKAY SO LET'S FUCKING START!
So, here's the whole official musical of season 1. I genuinely think it gives you so much of the feels of the series and it really shows how much the people involved are just as much theater kids as us. Like, they did this. Unprompted. Just because they wanted to they did a whole ass musical! And some songs in it are really nice, which you know is big praise coming from me.
That said, that's for the first season. The second season is pretty unconnected from it. It's set in the same world as the first one, but the story happens, like, 1000 years later. It's not a direct sequel even if there are some callbacks sometimes.
And OKAY FUCK, what's the best episode to show the vibes?
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The amount of effort put in Sausage's backstory was honestly impressive. Like, holy fuck. And it's honestly so cool. Also, his adoptive dad turned me into a furry (<- ze says as if ze wasn't already).
But also, I can't not propose one of Scott's episodes because he's the fucker who got me into Empires, you know? Like, I have a special attachment to his little ocs. All of them.
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And I think all the backstories this season really go to show that they went into it already knowing they were gonna roleplay this season. And, like, they put a shitton of thought into it. But his backstory episode also shows that it's a bit less "first oc" kinda character this season, because the collector is just so incredibly nonchalant about everything? It's great!
Last two real quick:
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Katherine's first episode was absolutely amazing, it got me hooked on her character from the very first moment. Truly loved it. It gives you her backstory from the very start, which is nice, and it gives you the silly over-the-top vibes of the whole series which are just really fun.
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And specifically this episode from Shubble, because she always pops off when it comes to angst. Like, I love Shubble so much. She so far has created 90% of my favorite pathetic women meow meows. Like, genuinely, she absolutely popped off with this episode so much.
My favorite fugitive that will most likely cause the apocalypse at some point <3
I'm gonna be honest, I tried my best to hold back because I have favorite episodes from everyone this season. I've been watching literally all of the povs so far, some a bit more than once. And, like, hhhh it's so hard not to rant about every single pov but MUST RESIST!
#ladycatland ask#empires smp#empires smp musical#empires sausage#empires scott#empires katherine#empires shubble#long post#I just hhhhh#love this series so much#like it's spinning in my head all of the time#like i'm actually considering writing a fic for it#'cause I just want more#I love it
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Finally got around to watching Train To Busan on Thursday. So good!!
Spoiler-free summary: I loved this movie to bits. SO good! I loved the slowly building drama in the first bit, I loved the characters, I loved the ending.
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Hhhh I'm such a fan of slowly building dread
Oh shoot there's the zomb
Fuck this is so scary XD
Kudos to the steward being like "EVERYONE RUN"
Oh - that's why they didn't stop in the first city.
His daughter is so sweet!
I would not get off the train there. That's just me.
This COO is trying to be helpful, I hope everyone listens to him. He seems to know what's up.
I feel like this "quarantine" is just gonna be murder.
Old dude knows what's up.
Aw she cares so much.
Oop, old dude, that's a zom.
Ah, yeah. Not sure if they MEANT to just have the whole train get killed or if there was a real quarantine there at all.
Oh yeah, seems there might've been... But there sure isn't now lol.
Ah COO, the moral lesson of this movie is to be nice to people. Like, you're safe on the train, you can afford to wait.
I feel like one of those sisters got bit.
Oh no baseball kids, I was just gonna say how much I love you.
Nooo husband you must make it - ok good.
So terrifying to be in a state of limbo like that.
Rescue time!
I feel like you should probably still have your coats on for more bite protection, humans can't bite hard. That said, this is still very badass, 10/10.
Husband is like the hulk or something.
Oh no baseball friends! Come on, you can do it, they're depending on you!
Oh tunnel, the zoms can't see.
Ok, now hurry, gotta go, no time for reunions - ah stuck in the bathroom.
I'm loving the exploration of what it means to be a man/husband.
Hey COO, you jerk. You're justifiably concerned they might be infected but I think you have someone infected in there with you.
Mm, climbing in the luggage rack would be hard to do silently. Nice, nice, distract them. Is some gonna cough? We haven't had that trope yet. Ah, slip of the foot, close enough.
Who even is this old guy?
Oh, the can, lol. That counts.
Oooh evil.
Oh no! Husband!
Why are they still silencing the girl?
Sister! Save you sister!
Ah ha, you see small child COO, surely that will change your heart.
Husband, you are a true hero. Best husband, 10/10.
HAH he deserved to be punched (the COO).
Yeah girl I wouldn't want to stay with those assholes either.
Aw sisterly love. Wait. No. Nooo sister.
Well that's what you get for being assholes. True they weren't ALL assholes but still.
I still wanna know who the old guy is and if he's like, relevant.
Aww. His daughter is so sweet.
Ah, your company is implicit in this, that sucks. It's nice he lets his buddy of the hook.
Literal blood on your hands huh.
Uh, there's no getting into Busan, huh.
Ew, the COO is still alive.
I also love the conductor. He's like a superhero too.
Ew. COO. You suck, I hate you so much. Now there's zombs everywhere.
Holy shit literal zombie train.
COO you continue to be just The Worst.
Wow that's a hell of a shot, love it.
Oh good he broke his ankle - noooo conductor my love.
Noo old guy my love.
I kinda love how the zoms move like water.
There's no conductor, hope you can figure it out!
Oh no, what if a lot of them slow it down?
Lol did the imaginary cameraman get hit?
Oh hi COO. Hey wait, how'd you open that door? Oh, you're still a bit alive.
Nooooo dad - I guess it IS all about sacrifice, huh? So heroic in your last same moments.
Aww sweetie it's not your fault, but he really does have to go.
I'm not crying you're crying.
(I'm definitely crying)
This tunnel seems like a bad idea.
Oh no, the woman is gonna look infected...
Aw, she's singing. And it let them know they're ok!
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AGHSNAHANWAGAANAHSNA IM SO NORMAL ABOUT YOUR REPLY TO MY ASK,, @^@""""""""""""
also.. yesterday I spent 4. hours hard (/gender neutral) as fuuuuuuc b/c I ate ice cream + applesauce + fiber gummies + multiple glasses of water + fuit gummi (later in) and it made my belly SO. FUCKING. BIG AND ROOOOUND HOLY SHIT I FELT SO SO SO SEXY,,, I took SOOOOO many pictures of myself in tight clothes, different angles and some mirror pics, and I took some like progression photos ? and I am o b s e s s e d with swiping through them and seeing my belly bloat up bigger and bigger and oh my godddd. my belly was just fucking BULGING and felt sooo HEAVY and FULL and in the pics you can see the band of my lower belly puff up bigger and bigger and,,
hHHH I fucking groped and fondled and grabbed at my teenie littl belly roll and hips and thighs and ass for HOURS and I felt so fucking hot holy shittt I am actually in love with my own body bro I cannot lie ;; I've been trying passively lol to put a little weight on for the past few years, since (a) processing that I was underweight and (b) accepting that I am more attracted to big squishy bodies, b/c I realized I wanted a bigger squishier body
but yeah my tummy is still so so smol but I love it SOOOOOOOOO SO MUCH and I kept moaning that I have the sexiest tummy alive and moaning about my yummy roll(s) and squish and @~@"""""""" moaning that I'm so in love with my body as I made love to it and !!!!!! 🏳️⚧️ pleasure and self-intimacy (emotional and physical and sexual and mental and textual and medical and) ftw-
oghF and I haven't even gotten to how sloshy i was,, and later on that band of my lower belly got sooo gurgly~ and I recorded its grumbles and t-o-u-c-h-e-d-m-y-s-e-l-f to the playback and nngh..
and yeah this all took place over 5-6 hours @_@""
mMphhhhhhfUCK I am HORNIEE all over again for how fucking full I felt and how fucking sexy I was and the audio I captured and holy fuckkk I forgor to mention I recorded myself c-u-m-m-i-n-g for the first time (have never captured that before) and it is m e s m e r i z i n g ,, ? ?? I've never actually seen or heard what I'm like when I c-u-m and umhh.. to put it simply itttt VALIDATES the data is collected for 4 hours leading up to it so to summarize the results: in conclusion i am SOOOOOOOOO fucking sexyy,,,, I literally g-o-t off AGAIN to the video of me c-u-m-m-i-n-g in which I ram my fingers into my stomach to make my belly slosh all heavy and =@~@=""" in sync with myself just 30 minutes after..
but umhhh yea I wanted to share,,,, @~@""" I am still thinking about it and sweating profusely-
,.. ps I had some post c-o-i-t-a-l dysphoria afterward that I just distracted from eventually, but y'all got any advice or resources for handling that post-nut clarity? for me i know it's goin to involve some self acceptance, this is my kink and this is what I g-e-t-o-f-f to... i did some soothing affirmative self-talk that it's okay this is what I like and it's okay for me to love myself like this but. yeah if you or anyone has some words of wisdom I'd. take them
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being comfortable with and loving your body? we love that here. i can confidently say that even with my intense voice dysphoria i still really find myself flushing hard at audios of myself when i jack off.
it’s poetic in a way to know how you sound during such an intimate moment because once you’re able to think and hear it for yourself, it feels so. idk? sexy???? mesmerizing as you put it
also for the last part: if you’re talking like “oh god i got off to this thing” i mostly just go “what the hell. everyone’s got weird shit they get off to and it ain’t right to be shaming others so why shame myself? bit of a double standard buddy” and then move on to whatever i want to do.
i don’t really bathe in the afterglow because my brain is quick to get distracted. the best i can say for handling it is that you are your own worst critic… just fuck yourself safely LOL
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Hi! I’m the one who asked for writing tips, and while at first I thought I’d keep my identity a secret (as if this is Gossip Girl) I thought I’d saw my appreciation with my name on top! Most people write anonymous asks, but I know I love it when I know who I’m speaking to, so, officially ✨hello✨
I’m actually a writer from another fandom who expanded to JJK after reading the manga and falling into the Toji rabbit hole. I didn’t think I’d actually start writing about him myself, but I ultimately lost to my urges ;-; I’d already started writing a multi-part fic about him when I sent you my message, but still wanted to see how a pro Toji writer would advice me to go about it! Thankfully crossing from one fandom to the other seems like a smooth tradition? Too early to tell, but I am glad to join your ranks.
Your tips were quite helpful, and I couldn’t help but notice how warm you are as a person! Whenever I read your fanfics, I get this warm fuzzy feeling and I wondered what kind of person writes such fics, and reading your response sort of affirmed that it’s someone who loves writing and their fans. You are one of my fav Toji writers for that reason, because you see him through this lens of affection and love that really matches his character, and the love/affection he didn’t have growing up in his life. That feeling is irreplaceable imo.
BUT enough bootlicking ahaha if I’m being honest, I’ve never really written a fan letter before and it’s been about two months since I started reading your work and I had a lot of accumulated praise. How we break though… that broke me. I got actual tears in my eyes, and “hated” you for a moment because this was pure sadism 😭
Don’t think there’s anything more to say other than thank you for getting back to me, sorry for this mess of a message and I wish you all the best 💜
HI MIRTO!!! NICE TO OFFICIALLY MEET UUU! im genuinely sorry for replying to this late. my summer sem’s abt to end so the projects and papers and group presentations are beating my ass 😭
the toji rabbit hole is insane ur so real for this. i too was just tryna make sense of jjk when i fell into the toji rabbit hole myself and boom insane pining ensued. but AHHH the multi-part fic??? pls drop da link baby 🤲🏼
im so glad that ur transition to the fandom was smooth!!! i had a trouble once with transitioning to a fandom bc while i was frothing at the mouth at the idea of writing about them, i had so little grasp of accurate characterization that it ate me up and i just gave up so fast hdjsjhssj so hell yeee that u didnt go through that <333
and omg?? thank u so much hhhhsh i dont see myself a pro in terms of writing for toji but holy fuck thank you. AND THANK YOU again oh my god im so soft rn, my heart’s so full and hhhh im so happy to see that im able to convey the affection i have for both toji and my readers in my works!! you guys make it so worth it to write yk? and toji’s this amazing character thats so dynamic and complex and theres so much opportunity to world build. ugh i love him sm
i am a number one supporter of making toji soft as fuckk. my man deserves to be loved and to love just as kindly. and he can be the gruff dilf that he is but also still be soft and gentle and warm, yk??? he deserves to be that!!!
im laughing at the hwb comment omg shdjejd im still so happy that it is still getting interactions and that it leaves impression on readers 🥹 thank you for your guys’ pain teehee
no bc one of my friend came up to me n said they couldnt even pick up the manga bc they hated toji and omg i was like “nooooo hes not just an asshole u have to understand!!! hes just a human and sometimes love doesnt work out” and she was like “THATS EXACTLY WHY” and i knew that i accomplished my goal <33
but yea! thank you so much mirto for your message, pls dont apologize for it!!! i loved reading every sentence babe. and pls dont mind how long my response has gotten omg i just tend to ramble. take care darling <333
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Sharpe's Eagle Daily Book Report
(I have finished listening to The Flight of the Heron which was super gay and fun! But i am so eager to return to the sharpe universe, i have missed it!)
🥹🥹🥹🥹 me when sharpe's eagle starts with talk about harper and sharpe being inseparable and hogan declaring that wellesley is fond of sharpe. fantastic start, love it, A+
wellesley making sure sharpe is safe by giving hogan command over him :3c god what a special boy
HOLY SHIT THE INCIDENT WITH GIBBONS IS 10X BETTER THAN THE SHOW. fucking yeeting him off his horse, amazing. and hogan walks up all 😃
"harper saw his job as keeping sharpe alive and amused" oh, amused you say :3c. god this is great, i love paragraphs of harper thinking about how much he likes sharpe hfhhdhss good fucking food
wait hgwb wait originally harper was 24???? i ..no. i refuse. like... god, no.
yaaaaay lawford is back! i've missed him! :D. hgsgsggsgs him looking at sharpe and literally saying "you're an idiot (affectionate)"
hhhh harper knowing sharpe's tells for when he's nervous. cornwell stop i cant love them any more ;u;
dad!sharpe when it comes to baby pendelton (sp?) heheheh very good.
hogan and sharpe yelling across the broken bridge all "haha simmerson is arresting us. i cant wait for wellesley to punch him." imgnshnim gonna cry with gibbons asking for the sword across the bridge and sharpe looks down at the river like "... come get it?"
idk why but lenox's death seemed more impactful in the episode? like i feel he and sharpe shared more Secret Exasperated Looks or something.
but anyway the interrogation in front of wellesley is about to begin and i'm SO excited for emotional vindication. especially since sharpe got arrested this time teehee :3c
HEHEHHEHEE oh yes that was enjoyable. love the extra of lawford smiling happily at sharpe after playing up being cold towards him
i cant believe hogan forced money on sharpe and told him it was so he'd have a chance to fuck a girl. what a wingman.
it also feels like wellesley is... not exactly friendlier here, but a bit less, like, violently cold. which is fun! or maybe it just comes mostly from getting a bit more of his pov for things? hmm dunno. but i'm loving eagle! more than rifles, actually, oddly enough. it is still funny to see harper go from "i'll kill you" to "i'll kill for you" lmao, though that effect also happened in havoc
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I saw somebody mention the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe in an ask a couple days ago and I’m just so personally upset at how relatively niche the Schlatt/Slimecicle ship is and how annoyingly ooc a lot of the existing content is when their dynamic in the videos is so fascinating! I mean, Charlie spends most of the natural disasters video going along with Schlatt’s torment of them, then at the end just casually strips Schlatt of his powers! Schlatt ascends from the volcano and decides the best way to take his anger out on Charlie is a fistfight in the dirt! And that’s not even talking about the 100 days video, where Schlatt’s whole goal was to tempt or frighten Charlie into eating a golden apple - was I really the only person who came away from that video wanting a fic of Charlie getting railed by a character implied to be God, the devil, or both? grumble grumble grumble
I’ve never actually written smut before, but these two have come the closest in making me want to try my hand, because holy hell is there just a lot of potential and very little content.
Also feel free to just ignore this ramble, and I hope you’re having a good day! I’ve been tearing through your dsmp fics lately and your Schlatt characterisation is living rent-free in my head, what a delightfully fucked-up arsehole. (and sorry if the spacing in this ask is weird, I wrote it on mobile and the tumblr app is doing some very bewildering things…)
ngl i found the natural disasters vid borderline-unwatchable bc of the absolutely chaotic editing, BUT... that hundred days episode......... that was a fucking cinematic masterpiece and i might be a little bit in love.
for sure there is a weird like. schlatt as a cruel god-figure and charlie as a worshipper only reluctantly / as someone who refuses to worship him, and that interacts just so well with my general love of weird religious bullshit. charlie who's lived a hundred different lives, and been tormented by this strange man who never says he's a god but is clearly a god (seems to have resolved to make charlie's life a living hell) in all of them. damn. i would actually love to see some weird "devil went down to georgia" bullshit with those two in a fic. hhhh.
but aaaa thank you so much!! glad you like them. schlatt is my favourite lil blorbo. he's so insane and fucked up and mentall yunwell and abusive and i love him <3
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...Kikuta... very tough, suave and cool on the outside...but has faced so much failure that cost him the people he cared about... seeping with dad energy and a lot of heart deep down... that in the end... he chose the friends he met by chance and even going as far as putting his faith in the vagrant boy he once cared for.... not to mention the fact he took a Massive L in the most chad, badass way (honorary) the moment he got caught out as a spy...
In contrast then:
...Kadokura... who's spent the great chunk of his mundane life just getting dragged around by what he believed was his shitty luck and playing the role of a limpy tanuki... accidentally becomes this secret trump card that lead the main gang (esp Hijikata, who he really looked up to) towards their end goal... not to mention he just busts out a brave face from knowing the people he respects puts trust in him to get the job done... he's the unlucky-lucky man who honestly ends up helping (and uplifting) the people around him hugely by accident, but at the same time, majorly with his own effort and unique approach to life and its lemons (like so to speak)...
#joie ponders#im rereading the manga to get the facts straight and my god there's so much info that my short-term memory cant handle but...#among the other blorbos...like...Fuck dude i think i just fell inlove all over again#i still feel so shy trying to justify just how many F/Os i can squeeze out of this one series but like???-#FFS how the fuck did almost all characters end up being well utilized... no matter the degree of their use in the plot#hhhh holy fuck i love them so much#EDIT: added some screenshots bc 🥺💗 my heart fucken swollen rn fr
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I FINALLY FINISHED READING TGCF AND HOOOO MY DIANXIA I AM GOING FERAL OVER THESE MARRIED IDIOTS FKSJDFLJHFKDGG
#how did i manage to read 5 books in the span of two weeks while having classes you ask? by not sleeping of course ((-:#i rlly thought the fandom was just exaggerating when they make hc super flirty BUT I WAS SO WRONG#HUA CHENG HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME WHEN ITS ABOUT HIS GEGE AND I SUPPORT HIM 100%#literally spent 800 years devoted to lie xian at his best and at his worst moments even tho lx didnt even recognize him im gonna fuckin cry#also as much as i love hc ngl that cave in mt tong'lu? kinda creepy there crimson rain sought flower... fx and mq were kinda valid there#aaaa i really wanted more resolution on the xianle trio's relationship ESPECIALLY the shit that happened in book4 but i guess#'i really wanted to be your f-f-f-f-friend' over a lava pit while fighting stupid plague mask is closure enough :')#OH YOU KNOW WHO DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH CLOSURE?! SHI QINGXUAN#MY BELOVED WINDMASTER AND GENDERFLUID GOD ICON#HOW DARE THEY JUST NOT SHOW US THE WHOLE HX/SQX RESOLUTION WTF!!!!#i've been fooled by the fandom hhhh i thought it was like canon or smthn considering how popular the ship was and when i read the book i wa#like wtf???? this is really messed up holy shit ???? it wasnt even either of their faults it was fucking swd bc he loved his brother but#ended up messing up hx's life like what??? sqx didnt even know abt it and then hx went and deceived them and now my heart is BROKEN#but then he returned his fan at the end so i???? just need some resolution PLEASE i need a 50kwords fix it fic RIGHT NOW#aaaa also yessss im so excited to be able to read fics now without the fear of being spoiled fhkshfks#next up im finally gonna read mo dao zu shi but maybe after like 2 weeks bc i need some time to fully bask in tgcf first hehe#THEN REN ZHA FANPAI ZIJIU XITONG#yes im gonna read all of mxtx's novel series in the wrong order oops sjhfkfghfj#tgcf read
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ARMY/ 1
Pairing- Yoongi x Named Reader
Word count- 3.7k
Includes- fluff
This is an indulgent fic I wrote. It's everything I wish would happen anytime I go to a BTS concert. Alas I am so upset it hasn't happened at any of the concerts I've been to yet. But one day....😂😆
*gif is from Google
Part 2. Part 3 Part 4
J POV
I can't believe I'm so close to BTS
I was finally able to score a front row concert ticket in front of the small stage
It was like the Hunger Games trying to get that ticket for their Love Yourself tour
But I got it
I'm having a blast
BTS is my favorite group
They're the only kpop group I listen to so far
They're the best, so talented, hardworking and sweet
Plus they're all gorgeous
I've taken so many videos and pictures tonight
They really are incredible when they perform
They're so hyped and ARMY can't help but feed off their energy
So many members have come to where I am and I've taken amazing pictures
They're starting their next song and it's on the small stage
I sing along, waving my ARMY bomb and taking videos
Then he comes right in front of me, smiling at the crowd, dancing and having fun
My ultimate bias
Suga
Min, Yoongi
The love of my life
And he has no clue I exist
I want to call his name but I don't know if he'll hear me or even look
And even if he did, why would he look at me?
He wouldn't, not when there are so many gorgeous ARMYS around me
But if he does look then I can just see his face and that's enough for me
So, I take a breath and I scream, "YOONGI! YOONGI!", while waving my hand
He's never going to look
"YOONGI! YOONGI!"
He stops what he's doing and turns, looking right at me, his eyes locked with mine
Holy shit!
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Yoongi POV
I'm having a good time performing for ARMYS
I love them
They're amazing
They give me so much energy, make me want to perform better for them
Their love is amazing and I'm so glad the guys and I have it
I walk to a section of the small stage where I haven't been in awhile
I'm dancing and smiling at the ARMYS in front of me
Then I hear my name being called so clearly
Yoongi
Not Suga
Not Agust D
Not lil meow meow
Yoongi
I turn to the voice and look at the ARMY who called me
She's waving at me
Holy shit
I do double take and have to hold my mouth from dropping
She's fucking gorgeous
Oh my god
I've literally never seen someone as stunning as her
She smiles at me, waving and she yells, "I love you"
I'm still shocked and can't tear my gaze from her
She keeps smiling and it takes my breath away
"Yoongi", I hear in my ear
I jump, startled and glare at Jungkook
"What?", I snap
"You're part is coming up. Pay attention. What's wrong with you?"
The music comes back into my ears and shit he's right
It's almost my part
I have to leave where I am but I don't want to
I want to stay by this ARMY
But I can't
'You can always come back", I tell myself
I smile at the ARMY then move away
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J POV
Oh my god he smiled at me
Yoongi smiled at me
He looked at me and he didn't look away
My heart is exploding and I'm so happy
This is the best night of my life
Nothing can top this
My idol saw me and smiled at me
I could die happy right now
Well, after the concert
I didn't want Yoongi to leave but I know he has to go perform and see other ARMYS
At least I had that moment
At least he knows I exist
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During the next song, I'm singing and dancing when Yoongi comes back
I look up at him to see him staring at me
Oh my god, he's fucking gorgeous
Every ARMY whose met them is so right
They are so much more handsome and gorgeous in person
He waves at me and my heart stops
My mouth drops open
'Wave back you idiot!', my brain screams
My arm reconnects to my brain and I wave at him
"Hi", he mouths
"Hhhh...hi", I stutter
He smiles and I die inside
I smile back at him
He starts rapping his part but he's looking at me
I have no words
I don't know what I'm feeling besides pure euphoria
He stays in front of me for the rest of the song and the next song
When he raps again, I take out my phone and record him
After he's done, I stop the recording
When I look back up, he's crouching down and motioning to me
I look at him confused
He points to my phone
He wants my phone?
I hold it out to him and he takes it
What the fuck is happening?
He holds the phone up and takes a picture of himself
Holy shit I got a famous Yoongi selfie
He walks away with my phone and I watch him take pictures with the other members
They all do silly faces and smile
I can't believe this
"You're so lucky", the ARMY next to me says
"Yeah seriously. I think he likes you", the one to my left says
Likes me?
No way
I'm nobody
I'm not even that pretty
No way he'd like me out of all people
He has millions of girls, idols and ARMYS who he could have, why would he want me?
"I don't think so. I think he just wants to be silly", I answer
"Oh please, he stared at you the whole time he was here. It's like he was rapping to you"
It did feel that way but I'm not letting that get to my head
"Nah. Besides the other guys have taken ARMYS phones before to take pictures and videos. I guess it's just Yoongi's turn"
"Girl take it for what it is. He likes you. You should be happy"
I don't know what to say so I don't say anything
I turn back to the stage and see that the guys are leaving the stage.
Yoongi leaves with my phone
Uh ok then
I mean I don't care but why does he want my phone?
The concert is only half over so I'm guessing he'll give it back eventually
Whatever he could do whatever he wants with it
I'm not complaining
A video on the screens starts and I turn my attention to it, waiting for BTS to come back on stage
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Yoongi POV
I have her phone
I don't know why I took it
No, I do know why I took it
I want to put my number in her phone
What the fuck am I doing?
What's come over me?
I see millions of ARMYS all the time- at concerts, at performances, events and fan signs
But I never felt anything like I'm feeling now from seeing her
I don't even know what it is I'm feeling
I like her
I know that for sure
And I want to know her
Talk to her
Spend time with her
Like I said what the fuck am I doing?
Hobi or Tae are the ones mostly likely to do this shit
Not me
But I know I'm going to regret it if I don't try to get to know her
I don't know why I feel like that or why that feeling is so strong but I'm going to follow it
I don't want to regret anything
I have time
Jimin and Jin are doing their solos and then the vocal line is doing 'The Truth Untold"
Her phone doesn't have a password or lock on it
When I turn it back on, my eyes widen at the wallpaper
It's me
A picture of me during a performance, rapping in the mic
Why am I happy about that?
I go to her contacts
It's in English
She doesn't speak Korean?
She may not, she looks American
But she could be Korean
If she was born here
I don't know but I hope I can spend time with her to find out
I type in my name, phone number and save it
Then I go find Namjoon
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"What?", he asks incredously
"Just write it so I can copy it"
"Yoongi what the hell are you doing?", he asked
"I don't know", I answer honestly, "I just saw her and I feel like I need to get to know her"
"Yoongi, she's an ARMY at a concert. You don't know her."
"I know Namjoon. I can't explain it"
"This is so not like you", he comments
"I know. But it is me doing it. So can you just write out what I'm asking?"
He sighs, "Fine"
"Do we have anymore tickets for the fan sign tomorrow?"
"You're going to give her one of those?"
I nod, "Yes"
"I don't know. Go ask the manager who's here"
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I'm so nervous
I'm standing by the stage getting ready for 'Tear'
I have pockets so I have the girl's phone with the note I wrote and the ticket to the fanmeet
The manager managed to get another ticket and gave it to me
I wrote the note, copying Namjoon's
Now I just have to give it to her
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J POV
Namjoon, Hobi and Yoongi come on the stage
The music for Tear starts
I love this song!
They spread out and Yoongi comes over to me
He's seriously going to kill me
He pulls something from his pocket then crouches down
He looks right at me, smiles and reaches out holding something
He nods at me to take it, so I do
Then he stands back up just in time for his first part
I look down at what he gave me
It's an envelope
Opening it, I see my phone in it
With paper too
I put my phone in my pocket then pull out the papers
There's a note on top of another piece of paper
I glance up at the stage
Yoongi is rapping his part but his eyes keep darting to me
Looking back at the note, I read it
And almost pass out
Hi. This ticket is for tomorrow's fan meet. Please come. My number is in your phone. Text me please.
Min, Yoongi
Holy shit, no way
I look at the other paper
Oh my god it is a ticket for tomorrow's fan meet
Then does that mean...
I pull my phone back out, going into my contacts
I scroll through it and holy fuck
It's there
He put it under "Yoongi Min"
I click on the contact and there really is a phone number there
My mouth drops
I look up at the stage, to see him standing by me again, watching me
I close my mouth and swallow
Is this really happening?
Am I dreaming?
His eyes glance down to my hand, to the ticket, then back to me
He raises his eyebrow
Is he....asking me if I'm gonna go?
I look at the ticket then back at him
I nod and he smiles at me
I can't fucking breathe
How is this happening?
Min, Yoongi from BTS wants me to come to a fan meet?
He put his number in my phonem
What fucking planet am I on right now?
I can't believe this
I really can't
I put the note and ticket in the envelope and in my bag
I look up, realizing I missed the whole song
The guys are all on stage while the music for Mic Drop starts
I can't tear my eyes away from Yoongi
I tried to watch the other guys during the whole concert when they did group songs
I love all the guys and I enjoy watching them all dance and perform
But now, I can't look away from Yoongi
My eyes follow him everywhere
And I'm so fucking shocked when I see him glancing at me over and over
When the song finishes, they all go off the stage
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The guys just finished their little speeches they give
They're so sweet
Yoongi glanced in my area while he was talking and saying that he's happy to be here with us
I'm not stupid enough to think he's talking about me
He loves all ARMYS
We all make him happy
They sing a few more songs, then the concert is over
The guys are walking all over the stage, waving at ARMYS and playing with their phones and selfie sticks
Yoongi is on the other side of the small stage, waving at ARMYS
Tae comes over to my section and I take pictures of him
He waves and I wave back
Hobi comes over, with a cell phone taking pictures of us
Then he crouches down, puts the phone in my face and takes a picture.
What the hell?
Hobi looks at me and points to his smile
He wants me to smile
Uh sure I guess so
I smile and he takes another picture
He gives me a thumbs up and walks away
I'm so confused
"Jeez all the guys like you", one girl next to me says
"Uh no I don't think so"
"Are you kidding? J-Hope just took a close up of you. V waved at you.
And Suga was fawning over you the whole time. He kept looking at you. And he gave you something."
She sounds jealous
I mean I would be too but I didn't do anything
"And here he comes again"
I glance up to see Yoongi walking over
Hobi stops him and hands him the phone he took my picture on
Yoongi takes it, putting it in his pocket
It's his phone?
Oh my god
Yoongi waves at all the ARMYS at my section
Then he looks at me
He gives me a finger heart and a to-die for smile
I feel a huge smile burst on my face
He nods, then walks away
This has been the best freaking night of my life
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Yoongi POV
I stare at my phone intently willing it to ring
I'm waiting for the girl to text me
I want her too so much
I don't have her number
I know I could of used her phone to call my cell but I don't want to be creepy
"Yoongi what the hell was up with you tonight?", Jungkook asks as he sits down
The rest of the guys come into the living room
"What are you talking about?", I play it off
"You were distracted and almost missed your part so many times.", Jimin answers
"It's because of the girl", Namjoon says
"What girl?", Jin asks
"Nothing", I say
"The girl Yoongi saw in the crowd. He has a thing for her. He took her phone."
"Namjoon..", I warn
He just looks at me and rolls his eyes
I'm going to murder him
"He put his number in her phone and asked me to write a note so he could copy it. Then he got one of the managers to get her a ticket for tomorrow's fan meet so he can see her again"
"What the fuck Namjoon?", I yell
"Oh get over it.", he snaps
"Was that the girl Hobi took a picture of?", Tae asks
"Yeah", Hobi joins in, "He asked me to take a picture of her. So I took a lot."
"That girl was hot", Tae answers
"What?", I snap, "You noticed her?"
Tae snorts, "Of course I noticed her. She was the only white girl in her section and she was in the first row"
"She's really beautiful Yoongi. I can see why you got distracted", Hobi tells me
I just glare at him
"Ok I need to see a picture of this girl", Jin announces
"Yeah really", Jimin agrees
"Why?", I growl
"Because she has to be drop dead gorgeous for you of all people to be distracted by her", Jin shrugs
"No. You can see her tomorrow at the fan meet."
"Seriously? No one is going to take her away from you Yoongi", Jin replies
"I will", Tae smirks
"Fuck off"
"Ooo look, he likes her a lot or he wouldn't have reacted like that", Jimin laughs
I look at Namjoon, "They're making fun of me. Happy now?"
"Not particularly", he shrugs
I'm about to tell him off but then my phone buzzes
I look down and it's a text from a number I don't know
"Is this uh Suga? From BTS?"
It's her
She actually texted me
In Korean too
"Yes this is Yoongi"
"Oh hi. I'm the girl from the concert tonight. You took my phone and put your number in it?"
"Who is it?", Jungkook asks
"None of your business", I snap
"It's her. The girl! She texted him!", Jimin squeals
I need to leave before I kill them all
I stand up, starting to walk away
"Where are you going?", Namjoon asks
"Away from you all"
"Aww Yoongi wants to be alone when he talks to his new girlfriend", Jungkook teases
"Shut up!"
I hear them cracking jokes and laughing as I walk to my room
"Yes I remember you", I type and send
I get to my room, close the door and sit on my bed
"I don't mean to sound rude or anything but how do I know it's really you?"
I didn't think of that
I guess she's right to second guess me
After all what idol has ever put their number in a fan's phone?
She could be thinking this is a fake number
"I could send you a picture?"
"Yeah but you can just download any picture of Suga and send it to me"
Uh ok, I didn't think of that either
I mean there's no real way for her to know unless I do a video call with her
"I can call you through FaceTime"
I wait a few minutes for her to answer
"I uh don't have FaceTime. I don't have an iPhone."
"I can do a video call on anything else you want. Just tell me and I'll download the app for it"
She tells me to just use Google's app
Which I have already
"I'm calling you", I text
I call her and it rings
I'm so fucking nervous
Why am I nervous?
She's just a girl
Yeah right
She picks up and her beautiful face fills my screen
"Hi", I breathe
"Holy shit", she gasps, "It is you"
"Yeah it's me", I repeat, noticing she's speaking Korean
Really well
Say something idiot
"Uh what's your name?", I ask
"Oh right. Uh Joanne. It's Kang, Joanne"
Kang?
But she's not Korean
She's not even Asian
I guess I'll have to ask her about that another time
If she agrees to talk to me again
"You're name is pretty", I say blushing
"Oh uh thank you", she answers
'Talk', I yell at myself
"So uh did you have fun tonight?"
She smiles
God it's stunning
"Yeah. I love you guys. I've been to every tour you've had but this was the first time I was able to get a ticket right in the front"
"You came to every tour?"
"Yeah from when you guys first started. I was there at your debut showcase too. I'm an O.G. ARMY", she says proudly
"Wow, thank you for your support"
She was there from the beginning with us
That means a lot
"Of course. You guys are awesome and so hardworking for us.", she smiles
Mother of god her smile is fucking gorgeous
I feel like I can't breathe
A silence falls and I don't know what to say
She's just looking at me then moves her eyes away, but then looks back at me
I can't tear my eyes away from her
'Talk', I scream at myself
"So you're uh coming tomorrow?", I ask
"Yeah of course. But uh...why did you give me a ticket? You could of gave it to anyone. Why me?"
Shit what do I say?
That she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and I want to know her?
No
"Uh I....you look really nice and I wanted to meet you", I answer lamely
God I sound like a dork
"You uh don't have to come if you dont want to", I say
I didn't want to say that but I'm not going to force her to come
"Are you crazy? Of course I want to come meet you. That's like a dream come true", she exclaims
A dream come true?
Seriously?
Her eyes widen and she splutters, "I mean...meeting you and all of BTS...you know.....shit"
She puts her hand over her face in embarassment
She's so fucking cute
"No yeah I get what you mean", I answer, trying to make her feel better, "I feel the same way when I meet other celebrities I really like"
I smile at her
She just stares at me, biting her lower lip absentmindley.
Fuck me, that's so hot
I stare back at her until she breaks eye contact
"I uh don't want to take up much of your time. You gotta be so tired after the concert."
I am but I don't want to stop talking to her
But I don't want to creep her out either
And I'll see her tomorrow
"Oh yeah. And I have to get up early tomorrow for the fan meet."
"You do? Isn't it at like 3?", she asks
"No yeah for ARMYS. But we have to get ready and everything."
"Oh right. God I'm so dumb", she mutters
"No you're not. You just don't have to think about that, that's all. It's ok", I assure her
"I guess"
Fuck, I don't want her to feel bad
"So I'll see you tomorrow?"
I don't know why but I need more confirmation
I already like her a lot and I only spoke to her for fifteen minutes
What is wrong with me?
"Yeah Suga, definitely", she confirms
"Yoongi", I say automatically, "Call me Yoongi. Please."
Surprise fills her face
"Oh uh ok. Yoongi", she says
Shit, I like hearing her say my name
I'm a fucking goner
I already know I'm going to fall in love with her
I don't know how I know but it's such an overwhelming feeling that I have
It's definitely going to happen
I hope she can love me too
"Ok", I repeat
"I'll see you tomorrow", she repeats too, "Good night Yoongi"
"Good night Joanne"
She blushes, smiling, then hangs up
I lay back on my bed, staring at the ceiling, a huge dorky smile on my face
I can't wait until tomorrow
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Rating LMK s3 Episodes
Oh my fucking god I need to talk about them
And of course, after the read more there’s spoilers (fucking obviously) because I still see people complaining about where to watch s3 so I’m not about to absolutely RUIN someone’s day LMAo
Episode 4
If you read this post here and this answer to an ask then you already know I talked about Macaque’s shenanigans in this episode and that alone makes me happy since it gives depth to Macaque more then just “I don’t like Wu Kong Fuck y’all lol”
But also I’m super content that Mei wasn’t a deus ex machina in this episode, in the end it still returned to MK eventually pulling his shit together and getting him and his friends away from Macaque. Imma be honest as soon as Mei pulled out her dragon sword I was like welp ig we’re gonna have a Mei vs Macaque episode and then I’ll be off BUT NOPE
Mei got Macaque to actually bust out his mummy shadow giant thing and Sandy showed off again how fucking awesome he is.
Only after both of his friends at least got a chance to fight Macaque was MK forced to do something, which was hurting Macaque where it hurts o7
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Episode 6
I have absolutely no excuse, I just love Red Son especially when he interacts with MK LMAO
Bc like Red Son BACKSTORY- and also Red Son with his hair down is- literally fucking amazing then also spicynoodles food is always appreciated
(MK joking about asking for milk and a blanket and then Red Son actually going to get them HHHH- *wails* he so wholesome RIP)
I literally memorized the whole episode in Chinese since I was using the subbed Chinese version to translate it myself (to test my knowledge of the language and whatnot).
It got taken down on YouTube though and I spent a whole week cursing myself for not downloading it RIP
But pspspspsps if anyone still has s3e6 with only Chinese sub somewhere in their computer could you like- shoot me the link or smth bc I like reading the characters more then reading the English ones sometimes k ty for your service👌
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Episode 8
I actually used to feel indifferent about this episode but once my focus drifted not only to Monkie Kid but ALSO to Journey of the West I became super intrested in this one specifically.
Essentially, I really like Macaque character development, in Monkie Kid the show, but after I learned more (read: remembered all the stuff about JTTW after I hyper-fixated on it a few years ago) about Zhu Ba Jie, Tripitaka, and Sandy I was like- Bro these characters kinda banging actually.
So long story short I grew fond of the message in the story and how Tang handles himself.
The scene where everything comes to a head and Tang gives his speech while Pigsy starts singing (OH MY FUCKING GOD PIGSY SINGING THOUGH HOLY SHIT EVERYTIME IT’S LIKE JFC MANS GOT BARS AND HE’S AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND FFFF-) is my favorite, especially since Macaque gets left behind and gets incapacitated by the electricity.
Idk why but having Macaque get held back by that specific reason is like wrapping up a story all nice a neat with a bow y’know? Like it wasn’t ‘Oh noooo, Tang suddenly awoke these strange powers and Macaque was no match for them’ or ‘Ohhh nooo, Macaque let him go because he was moved by Tang’s speech’ (LMAO yeah right).
It was ‘well because of the conduction of electricity through the metal wiring of the lantern when Macaque’s body came in contact with the metal the electricity also flowed through him, not hurting him but instead paralyzing him making Tang able to get away’
I like logical explanations what can I say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Then of course I can’t forget about...
These actual fucking dumbasses. I love them so much it’s not even funny bro they are so cool and awesome o7
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Finally, the honorable mention of an episode that I would count as one of my favorite but just didn't make the cut because it’s the fucking last episode so of course it’d have some shit that makes it better then the rest lmao
Episode 10
There’s so many things to talk about in this, we’ve got
Tang actually knowing how to do magic rituals apparently
Oh yeah: Mei being the literal Fire of Samadhi
Uh Macaque and Wu Kong going through their divorce arc for the fifth time and fighting in front of the kids (🙄)
Ne Zha being fucking awesome
MK having abandonment issues
and-
RED SON WOO HE’S BACKKKK LETS FUCKING GO IF DRAGONFRUIT BECOMES CANNON I WILL BE KINDA SAD THO (I’m sorry but to me Dragonfruit Shipping looks like a bisexual w/ a preference for women getting into a relationship with a gae man RIP)
I live for Mei and Red Son becoming besties that ask each other about dating advice though *wheeze*
Red Son’s like: “Okay he’s asking for my number, and so I told him it but now he keeps calling me? Is it a normal thing for humans to pester each other so much once they get to know one another?”
Mei: B R O WAIT-
The biggest highlight for me was Macaque flinching at Wu Kong getting mad at him in which- Gimme a second I’m just gonna-
I’M CRYING RN HE LITERALLY WAS SO HAPPY AFTER HE GOT THE FUKCING ICE OFF OF HIMSELF LIKE MACAQUE WAS SO PROUD SAYING “Oh it worked :D” BUT AFTER WU KONG TURNS TO HIM HIS FACE JUST d r o p s AND WU KONG LITERALLY PULLED HIM OUT OF HIS SHADOW PORTAL HE WAS SO MAD AND THEN WHEN MK GAVE HIS SPEECH MACAQUE AND WU KONG WERE JUST stAring AT EACH OTHER LIKE FUCK WE SHOULD’VE DONE THAT WE ARE DUMBASSES FFF-
Yeah that small detail made me feel a lot of things lmao, but it’s understandable y’know I just want the best for them and Macaque redemption arc is something that I would love to see o7
(Btw I posted the clip of the scene I had a mini-meltdown over)
I need to see a scene where one of them relives their past friendship and the argument that lead to Macaque getting hurt so baddddd
Surprisingly though, Macaque and Wu Kong interacting + Red Son’s appearance isn’t enough to make this my favorite episode SIMPLY because it’s the last episode so I feel it has a bias there since a lot was supposed to happen anyway
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Final thing I’m going to do is rate all the s3 episodes from 1-5 because I feel like it lol
e1: 4
e2 : 2
e3 : 2
e4 : 5
e5 : 4
e6 : 5
e7 : 3
e8 : 5
e9 : 4
e10 : 4
#lmk mk#lmk red son#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#lmk tang#lmk pigsy#lego monkie kid#lmk season 3#spoilers spoilers spoilers#rating episodes#lmk jin and yin#lmk 金和银
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Bro I am nthinking. About fugio,, bro they are so fucking sodft, they lobve eachother so much jsjdjddjdjd bro,, they would be on a walk together and Giorno coudl just fuckin. Look at a pretty butterfly and smile and Fugo woudl just be al like. "Hooly shit. You Are So Beautiful you are literally the most amazing living being on this whole world. Holy fuck I love you so much" hhhh bro they are just so fuckkng soft for each other and it makes me emotional. It makes me crazy!!I love them
yeah....yeah 🥺😭
#SOB THIS WAS TOO PRECIOUS#GAAAAHHH FUGIO MAKEA ME 😡😡💕💕💖💖❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺💞💞🤪#kalofi’s asks#art#jjba#fugio#giorno giovanna#pannacotta fugo
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