#hes so upset Stan is mad at him he wants to TALK
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Also kyle being so mad Stan won’t talk to him that he wanted to force him to with his army,,, ok Kyle
#hes so upset Stan is mad at him he wants to TALK#that’s kinda gay#Ik this is a trailer moment so not that new but like. listen#south park snow day spoilers#sp style
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— ♡
dating headcanons
main 4 + butters
— ♡
stan
— definitely the type to bully you but loves you to death
— constantly posting you on social media
— you need him? he’s already there actually he’s been hiding in your walls
— gets super in his head a lot, requires a lot of reassurance & affection
— SUPER FUCKING PROTECTIVE
— some dude’s making you uncomfortable? his hand’s on your shoulder and he’s ready to beat the shit out of him
— the silent but deadly type
— basically no one fucks w his s/o
— but super duper soft
— sticky as fuck
— you thought kenny was a physical touch kinda guy? stan is 10 times worse
— constantly holding your hand or lacing your pinkies together
— prefers quiet nights in over nights out 100%
— movie nights are his absolute fav he loves the cliche holding hands in popcorn thing
— a bit of an alcoholic but never an angry drunk, he’ll be constantly up your ass blubbering about how much he loves you
— “your eyes are so pretty and your face is so pretty and i love your hair like that and how do you smell so good”
kyle
— if he were an anime character he’d be a tsundere for sure
— dislikes pda but in private he has no problem being affectionate
— is super awkward around you, doesn’t really know how to talk to you or how to act
— also prefers quiet nights in but in a totally different way
— would much rather read a book with your legs in his lap than watch a movie
— one phone call away tho don’t get him wrong
— if you need him he’s immediately on his way no questions asked
— very very very very protective
— also the type to hover behind you but the second you give him the go ahead he’s running his mouth
— all bark but also a super gnarly bite
— also super jealous and kind of insecure
— you’re his first real relationship so he’s always scared someone’s gonna steal you away
— the type to give you massages and ask you about your day
— domestic housewife fs, always cooking for you and making sure your house is clean
— always leaves sweet notes for you to wake up to but will never acknowledge them
— overall such a sweetheart, would do anything for you but is a stickler on saying the l word
— thinks it loses its sparkle if it’s said too much
kenny
— sticky horny bastard
— always cuddled up to you or holding your hand or kissing you
— big fan of pda
— if he’s not touching you and he’s in your presence someone’s getting hurt
— loves partying but also loves quality time with you
— would totally go out if you wanted but also would curl up in bed with you if you weren’t feeling it
— always eager to please you
— he’s like a dog, at your beck and call, awaiting your orders
— but don’t touch his s/o or he’ll go nuts
— not really the jealous type but definitely the possessive type
— like he doesn’t get worked up about someone hitting on you, he knows you’re fine as fuck, but the second someone tries to touch you his arms are around you and he’s kissing you
— very much a gentleman
— he makes very misogynistic comments about your body but ultimately you’re a queen and you should never have to lift a finger
— always worshipping the ground you walk on
— definitely a stoner
— giggles at everything you do when he’s high and 100% smokes you out every chance he gets
— he just loves you so much he’d literally combust
eric
— isn’t really one for affection, private or public
— definitely runs his mouth to you
— but the second you get upset he’s crying begging you to stop being mad rubbing your feet
— a messy bitch for sure
— always stirring up drama in the friend group and sitting back watching it all go down with you
— would definitely scheme with you about starting beef
— views you as his queen but treats you as an equal (which is huge for him because everyone is below him)
— hates seeing you cry and would easily tell off whichever son of a bitch did it
— but also wouldn’t hesitate to bully you to the verge of tears
— makes up for it by offering you some of his cheesy poofs
— unspoken acts of affection for sure
— hates going out
— he’d much rather watch a comedy movie and shit on the plot with you
— the type to act like he hates you around his friends but the second you’re in a private setting he’s reminding you that he loves you
— possessive, jealous, protective, the big 3
— kind of like a chihuahua, all bark no bite
— probably also low key an alcoholic but never drunk to the point of being a lovey dovey bitch
butters
— the sweetest boyfriend ever
— panics every time you cry or are upset in any way
— even if he’s grounded he’ll still find a way to talk to you
— if there’s a screen there’s a way
— doesn’t really fall into any category
— kind of just exists, way too happy that you’re dating him to notice anything else
— the type to post you on every social media platform he has
— would shout from the rooftops about how much he loves you
— very acts of service
— would do anything you asked as long as you were happy
— gives you back rubs every night
— sleeps with his head on your chest because he loves to listen to your heartbeat
— physical touch too
— loves holding your hand and caressing your cheeks
— stares at you for hours like “wow i can’t believe my s/o is this perfect”
— makes sure your needs are taken care of before his
— constantly texting you to remind you that he loves you and that you’re perfect in every way
— good morning and goodnight paragraphs even if you live together
— loves you to the moon and back and wants everyone to know it
#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#eric cartman x reader#butters stotch x reader#south park x reader
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The main 4 (without or with Cartman) + Butters and Creek (poly with those two,) x GN Reader,
Like how would they try to get their lovers attention? And reader pretends to not understand they want attention
The main trio + butters and creek, trying to get their s/o's attention
yayay, not being put thru the horrors of trying to write cartman as an appealing boyfriend
Gender: neutral
Warnings: tiny amount of paranoia
☆-stan:
Stan is that kind of person that makes weird noises to get your attention
You'd be sitting next to him, scrolling through social media and all of the sudden he meows at you
Now if you give him the attention, he wants, he'll do whatever he needed your attention for and then give you a sweet kiss on the cheek
If you don't, though, he'll keeping making the noise he's annoying you with
Louder. and. Louder. Each and every time
If you still don't give him his attention, he'll text you
"Hey babe, look @ me, thx"
if you still won't give him attention, he will ignore you for the next 20 minutes too
he acts like you betrayed him
in his eyes you did
if you want him to go back to normal, just give him a kiss or something
☆-kyle:
kyle is a very busy, so he does respect you for not always giving him attention
but if he notices, that you're purposefully ignoring you, that's a different tale
kyle is naturally hot-headed, so expect him to just blow up if you ignore him
goes to the 5 stages of grief in under 3 minutes
then he'll try everything to get your attention
would probably also do weird noises like stan, cuz stan always does it towards him
if you still won't soften up, he'll dramatically leave the room
will seriously be hurt, if you don't follow him
no, but seriously, kyle is pretty insecure, you ignoring him scares the ever living shit out of him
just give him your undivided attention for the rest of the day, please
☆-kenny:
my man needs attention all the time
definitely touches you a lot to get your attention
a biter
seriously, he'll bite you
if you ignore him, he'll slide his hands all over your body, acting all seductive
not necessarily in a sexual way, that's just how he is, touchy
he's super duper annoying, neither stan nor kyle can compare
"babe, babe, baby, bubu bunny, honey, sugar buns, babe, babyyy, love, darling, my oh so beautiful lover, dear, BABEE"
if you won't give him his 'deserved' attention, he'll sulk in the corner
the second you give him attention, he'll be at your side again, acting like nothing happened before
honestly doesn't mind you messing with him
☆-butters:
butters is such a cutie 😭
if you ignore him, he'll always be to 100% sure you're just busy
sits there patiently, waiting for you
if he feels like you ignored him have been busy to long, he'll get you some water and snacks, must be important what you are working on
will ask you, if you may want to take a break
hope you feel bad for ignoring him
please just 'take a break' and spend some time with him
he deserves it
☆-creek:
tweek and craig are polar opposites
craig actually has no problem with you ignoring him for a bit, he's quite fond of silence
sure, if he actually wants your attention, he would be a bit upset, if you ignore him
not that you could see it
but he won't be mad or anything
tweek on the other hand
he can't handle being ignored
can and will freak out
"HAVE YOU GONE DEAF?!; AM I DELUSIONAL?! ARE YOU REAL, AM I EVEN TALKING RIGHT NOW?!"
yeah no, don't ignore him
craig will be mad too
and with that you lost stripe privileges for the next 2 weeks
god they are so chaotic
#south park#south park x reader#stan marsh#kyle brovlofski#kenny mccormick#butters scotch#tweek tweak#craig tucker#tweek x craig#stan marsh x reader#kyle broflovski x reader#kenny mccormick x reader#butters x reader#creek#creek south park#tweek x reader#craig x reader
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BUGGY HEADCANONS
Wrote this on a whim when I remembered how much I liked this guy 😎
Buggy stans, assemble!!
I love buggy and I don’t talk about it enough
but like he needs more screen time
he has a decent amount I just wanna see him more :)
onto hcs!
buggy is a guy who wants to be confident but isn’t so he fakes it but you can tell
at first he’s just as phony towards you but as time goes on he opens up to you
you try to convince him he can be himself around everyone, especially his own crew he but still thinks he has to put on a show
its what he does best afterall!
buggy is subtly physical affectionate, for example, resting his hand on your waist
or putting a hand on your head
him being more flashy would be giving you a big kiss
he dips you and makes a “mmmmwah!” sound so you know it’s for show when in public
other times he does it to be playful
Another grand love gesture he does is sit you on his lap or shoulder
the man’s got some good muscle so he can hold you not matter your weight 💗
He likes make a game or show out of a lot of things you do for fun
he won’t do it if it bothers you
but he makes you laugh so much how can you not like it??
buggy doesn’t really like anyone seeing him without paint/makeup on
he gets up like really early, around 4-5 to do it
he doesn’t even want you to see very often
he says he doesn’t feel ‘buggy’ without it
ngl cabaji and mohji are wonder how buggy bagged you?? 🤨🤨
like your so fine (yes you are idc abt your opinion of yourself, You. Are. Fine.)
lowkey buggy be wondering too..😗
buggy always talks to you before bed.
he like, caresses your hair and whispers in your ear
he’s not tryna do it in a suggestive way
like in a way where he’s trying to comfort you or lull you to sleep
”how’s your day been lovely?”
“I wish I coulda been there to punch that sucker in the face. you did not deserve that.” /
“That’s good honey, why don’t you go ahead and get yourself some sleep?”
“What about me? Oh sugar don’t worry about me, you just go ahead and get some shuteye”
he kisses you atop your head as you two snuggle up and fall asleep
YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE
just for the record it took a WHILE before buggy got that smooth 😊
like he had to get comfy in the relationship before he could even think to say any of that without cringing at himself
at first he was a lowkey stuttering, blushing mess
buggy enjoys if you help him wash his hair, especially the part where you massage his scalp 😍
he loves it,
it’s his favorite part
if you wanna do his makeup tho..😗
your gonna need the rest of the crew to pitch in on a plan to capture all of buggy’s separated limbs for that one 😋
courtesy of the straw hats for giving you that idea
he’ll grumble and frown as you wash away his old makeup and apply a fresh layer :)
he’s not mad at you tho
He’s just going to kill his men once your finished 🤗
buggy is a pirate captain so he likely has a ship cook
which be thankful for that..
becauseeee this man could probably never cook in a million years..
anyway buggy’s main love languages are physical touch
because it’s easy to display his love for you
and sometimes he would make a show out of it ;)
acts of service
because I mean he just oh so loves to serve his sweet darlin’!
he lives for it even!
he lives to bring people joy and laughter from his shows
why would that be any different, especially with you??
and gift giving too
this is mostly for if he has a more so materialistic/superficial s/o
who likes the luxurious life and being pampered
or he might just get you stuff to see that big ol’ smile of yours 💛
he may be a coward sometimes
but he’s always a man in the sense of being a gentleman
It happens a lot but he gets really upset when his crew ruins what was supposed to be a romantic date for you
like picture it: everything’s going well
your dressed up and feel confident and buggy is too
you both sit down at a private reservation to a restaurant he rented
he takes your hands and kisses them as you both giggle and stare at each other, with hearts practically in your eyes
then the waiter comes in :)
*sniff sniff* “what..can I get you?..” 😢
”CABAJI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHERES THE WAITER??”
”well you said do anything possible to rent this place since we didn’t have enough money..*sniff* so we had to sell Richie” 😭😭😭
”ARE YOU SERIOUS?! SO WHERES THE STAFF??”
”well you said you were renting it out so they thought you needed it for a party or something..not for a date” *sniffles*
buggy was practically on FIRE 😂
all bro wanted was a romantic date
but instead he had to go search for a LION 🤦♀️
Well you spent the rest of your day tracking down the restaurant staff and richie
and trust me that was a hassle
Everyone was tired and ready to give up but cabaji kept begging and crying
eventually you found the restaurant staff!…..forming they’re own circus..with richie..who was also crying
you had to fight the staff to get richie back
and they were unexpectedly strong
yeah at the end of the day you and buggy were tired and went to be early
he keeps it in his notes never to ask his crew to help him with a date again..
LOL
another topic :)
i feel buggy would really like receiving massages
like back/shoulder ones specifically
rub some lotion in his back and that’s the ultimate way to calm a angry buggy 💗
he really appreciates when you do this
he’ll return the favor too
more likely to come in the form of gifts than another massage
but if you state that’s how you’d like to be repaid he wouldn’t mind at all
in fact he’d be quite good at giving massages
especially since he can simply separate a hand or too so he can continue to manage his crew 💖
buggy likes to put you in his acts
He teaches you everything he knows and is really proud of you when you impress the crowd or master a skill
he’s very supportive and patient in that sense
and when I say the word ‘patience’ is reserved for you I mean it
he prioritizes you a lot even if he can’t afford the L he’s about to take in order to impress you
refer back to the failed date where he couldn’t actually rent the restaurant
🤪
and don’t get me wrong buggy isn’t broke or anything
it’s just he gets expensive when pampering you
like buying you lavish resorts, cruises and any other thing you could possibly want
he thinks you higher than him, better.
And in a attempt to get you to stay he gives you reasons!
lavish dates! Comfort! Happiness and laughter!
a part of him thinks you’d leave if he didn’t do those things
that you wouldn’t love him for just him and that it must be for the show
later on in the relationship when he explains that’s how he feels and opens up to you
you’ll definitely reassure and correct him about your love for him
that you’d love him even if he was a bum, nobody and total loser
he tries not to tear up but he’s tearing up
btw if you don’t like being in the spotlight/stage
he doesn’t mind :)
will occasionally try to push you out of your shell—
“your a star baby! Your meant to shine!”
”people would love you! You should at least try!”
—but he won’t force you <3
he’ll give you a front row seat to his acts and look for you to see if your smiling/laughing during the big act/climax of the show
he definitely values your opinion way over other’s and a lot of the time even his own
even more so if your intelligent
he might ask you to at least be a volunteer for his acts even if you prefer to be in the crowd
and you accept sometimes, to make him happy 😊
or maybe you work backstage!
like on spotlight or curtains!
maybe you made the props, if your an artist you may have painted them!
He compliments you on it too!
”ya worked wonders with that spotlight baby!”
“Really all I did was move it around..😅”
“Still ya did great! You’ve got a great sense of timing!
Or it may go more like this:
“The props looked wonderful tonight hun!”
”really? Thanks! It took a while!”
”hard work shows! almost stood out more than your smilin’ face in the crowd, my dear!”
WHO KNEW I COULD WRITE FOR BUGGYYY 😍😍
I LOVE THE WAY THESE TURNED OUT!! SO PROUD OF MYSELF 💪💪
Hope you enjoyed the hcs :) I really liked this experimental style I did<3
#anime#anime and manga#luffyvace#anime headcanons#one piece headcanons#fluff headcanons#one piece#one piece x reader#buggy pirates#buggy the clown#buggy one piece#buggy x reader#captain buggy#op buggy#buggy d clown#buggy x you#cross guild#x gn reader#gn reader#gender neutral reader#gender neutral post#cute headcanons#fluffy headcanons
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You made a post saying “it has been zero days since our last alex hirsch hates ford so much bullshit” and i know it was mostly hyperbole, but you have some really good takes that I would love to be elaborated on in terms of how ford is written
it really wasn't hyperbolic. over the years he's just really shown a lot of hatred towards this one character.
content warning: discussion of abuse
i want to start with this clip from the commentary which i think of as a microcosm for how the writers and especially alex think about ford.
transcript:
rob renzetti: i mean he [mcgucket] should've basically knocked ford out, and... and destroyed the... you know, tied him up, and, destroyed... and...
alex hirsch, speaking over him: yeah he should've beat ford with a wrench and taken this thing apart piece by piece! he's the one who understood how to built [sic] it, but...
... so that seems like a pretty violent course of action. shall we unpack that?
ford is a character who's pretty explicitly written as a victim of abuse, and who now has c-ptsd as a direct result of the abuse he experienced. alex hirsch believes that ford deserved everything bad that happened to him, that it's ford's own fault, and that he also deserved worse things to happen to him. this is why, given every narrative chance, alex hirsch has piled more suffering onto ford's plate. the biggest example of this i can think of is in the journal, when he wrote that fiddleford was actively erasing ford's memory (despite this being a massive timeline contradiction which i still refuse to accept). because god forbid ford even have one remotely healthy relationship with somebody. that would be too good for him.
ford was manipulated and lied to by bill, but alex repeatedly compares him to icarus, a teenager whose demise was the result of his own ignorance. this comparison is still so fucking offensive to me. the sun did not lie to icarus, did not guarantee icarus all of the happiness and success and sense of belonging which he had been denied all his life, did not actively shut out the voices of those around him who would try to help him.
alex in general has a very strange relationship with abuse. he seems to get really upset when people read his characters as victims of abuse. the strongest instance of this is actually not with ford, it's with pacifica - especially in the nwmm episode commentary. the episode says "pacifica's parents have conditioned her to respond to a bell" and alex says people got "the wrong idea" about it. like. dude. what the fuck. you wrote abuse. even if you didn't mean to, that's what you wrote. you can't say people got "the wrong idea" just because you didn't think about the subtext of what you were writing.
anyway, back to ford: i believe this extends to him as well. alex wanted to write a character who's a foil to stan and who was a selfish unlikable victim of his own arrogance. however that's not what he wrote. he somehow seemingly accidentally wrote a really compelling and relatable awesome autistic guy who had to fight for every good thing he he ever had in his life only for it to be taken from him every single time. but alex can't let go of seeing ford as just "the opposite of stan". when he talks about "how someone as smart as ford could fall for bill's tricks", he refuses to realize he wrote a situation in which a man was being psychologically manipulated and tortured.
it goes back further, too. people repeatedly theorized that filbrick was... not a very good father, to say the least. on top of the very explicit and canon fact that he threw one of his children out on the street (seriously, there is no defense for this), people pointed out that stan would flinch at filbrick, that ford seemed upset by things filbrick said but dared not talk back, that filbrick was mad at stan not for hurting his brother, but for "costing the family potential millions". but alex can't have people seeing ford as sympathetic. ford can't have it bad like stan did. ford had to have everything and he lost it all because he sucks so much. so he wrote the graphic novel story where ford is filbrick's favorite child and filbrick also is not even a bad parent you guys he's just stoic. ignore the whole thing in dreamscaperers where stan perpetuates the abuse that filbrick did to him. ignore the fact that ford was shouting at stan and then completely shut up as soon as filbrick entered the room and did not say another word for the rest of the night. ignore all that because i just made up this story where he cries at a present from stan. filbrick loved his boys for sure you guys!!!
i'm not even touching on how alex repeatedly villainizes traits commonly associated with mental illness and neurodivergence. ford's hypervigilance becomes arrogance. his passion for knowledge means he's a know-it-all. his difficulty socializing and making friends means he's a misanthrope. his lingering resentment for the way he was raised means he hates his brother and is the worst human being to ever have lived. i could go on, go even further into how the finale reaffirms this, but i feel weird talking about this too much.
#help you unclogged the dam and it all came rushing out#it's been years#didn't know i still had all this in me#apologies for the lack of sources. i reference a lot of old interviews and tweets from 2016-2017#i know insider was one of them but a lot of it was questions he'd be asked at convention panels and off-handed comments from the dvds#seconds before the clip i included alex says ford's great flaw is pride#as though it was his pride that led to the world ending#and not a millenium-old plan by a monster using advanced manipulation tactics supplemented with literal mind control#tales of the wild zeep#1009
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jungwon saying that its ok to be jealous reminds me of him being jealous when we stan other groups 😭
imagine jealous!jungwon being sulky because you were too close to your guy friends,, refusing to talk to you for the night.
so you wanted to make it up to him, approaching him while he was chilling on the bed. you cuddled with him, “baby, are you still mad?” you slipped your hands into the hem of his pants, rubbing his dick through his underwear. he let out a low groan as you felt him getting hard…
i love your works sm ❣️
jealous!jungwon turns me on sooo much because i don't even think it's a head canon i legit think he'd be the jealous type.. i don't know if you saw this one weverse reply where op was like "i want to data jakah (his dark moon character)" and jungwon replied "alright then, bye" LIKE ???? getting jealous from HIS 2D character now imagine how he'd act if you were around his friends a bit too much 😭
sulky wonnie would be distant all day, ignoring most conversations you try to open up with because he really is upset, he can be kind of possessive, not wanting anyone to have access to you but him.
reader making it up to him by rubbing him all night, grinding on his print and whispering how you only belong to jungwon is the only way for him to talk to you again <3 he doesn't speak much while he's getting stroked, no praises or degradation, pure moans and sighs, looks of disapproval at you for ever giving another guy an ounce of attention.
(thank you so much for your support muah 😘)
#jungwondazedasks#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen smut#enha smut#jungwon hard hours#jungwon hard thoughts#jungwon smut#jungwondazedjungwon
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jump then fall
Sebastian Stan x StepDaughter!Teen!reader
wc: shmall/776
summary: y/n comes home drunk but Sebastian is there to make sure she’s okay.
warnings: alcohol, step parents(???), one mention of teen pregnancy, lemme know what i missed plz.
a/n: hiiii wrote this last night. thought it was cute. this is unedited so sorry in advance. will i fix it? no prob not.
You got your friend to drive you back from the party. You made her turn the headlights off and drop you off a couple of houses down from your home. “Holy Shit!”
“”Language, young lady.”
“”What are you doing up?” You said, trying not to slur your words. It was no use though.
“Waiting for you.” Sebastian said, leaning against the door frame. He hadn’t married your mom yet but he moved in with you and your mom. Over time the relationship between you two grew very deep. It was evident he cared for you. Not growing up with a father figure, you weren’t sure how this was gonna go, but you were thankful for Sebastian being there whenever you needed him to be. He was more than willing to step up.
“You don’t have to do that.” Trying to act nonchalant.
“I just wanted to make sure you’re okay. Make sure you’re not drunk.”
“Well, no need to worry because I am nethier of those things.” You proceeded to give a weak thumbs up. Sebastian walked over to you after a second. Arms crossed. “How many drink did you have?”
You sighed and looked down, defeated in your drunken state. “like 5.”
“Y/n!”
“But, I was very responsible! We had a designated driver. We did nothing but talk at Sophie’s house. We even gave each other emergency contacts! I gave them your number just in case!” His heart secretly swelled.
“Please, whatever you do, please don’t tell mom?”
He sighed and paused for a bit. But finally released a simple “Ok.”
You were shocked. You didn’t think he would let you off this easily.
“What? Ok?”
“Listen, She’s gonna find out. You think she’s an idiot? And even then she’s not gonna be upset. She’s been in your shoes before. We both have! Your mom knows what it’s like to be a teenager and have fun. She got pregnant with you as a teen for Christ's sake!”
“I don’t intend on doing that.” You said slurring.
“That might get you in a little more trouble.”
You hid your head in your hands, both out of embarrassment and out of pain with your oncoming migraine.
“So you’re not mad?”
“No. Of course not. I just wanted to make sure you’re ok and not too drunk.”
“Well i’m ok and super drunk.” you said almost falling in his arms before he caught you.
“Ok we need to get you to bed.”
“But im not tiiiired!”
“Yes, you are.”
“Ok, I’m very tired.”
Sebastian led you to your room. You immediately flopped on your bed with a grunt. Sebastian chuckled to himself as he walked over to your closet to find some pjs for you to wear. He found a set and threw it on your bed. “Get changed into this, I'll be right back.” You just moaned and layed still for a good minute before getting a spruce of energy and sitting up to change. You took of your layers of jewelry and put them in your side table before you heard a knock. “Enter.” You said, as you flopped back down on your bed. Sebastian laughed as he sat down beside you. “Come here.” He grabbed your arm and pulled you up. You just grumbled which only made him smile more. He had a makeup wipe and proceeded to wipe away the dried mascara and and anything else that was left after the drunken night. Once he let go of your arm, you fell back down on the bed again. He smiled. “Goodnight, y/n.”
“WAIT!”
He turned around. Your eyes were half open as you managed to get yourself under the covers. “You have to tuck me in.” You said matter of factly. “Ah of course.” He returned to your bed and sat beside you, helping to move the covers up. You talked as he tucked you in.
“Sebastian?”
“Hm?”
“Am I gonna be hurt tomorrow?”
“Hurt? Well maybe, but it’s nothing time and some advil can’t help.”
“Sebastian?”
“Yes sweetie.”
“I’m never gonna drink again.”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah. Drinking is for disgusting people.”
“But I drink does that mean i’m disgusting?”
“Eh…you get a pass.”
“Thank you.”
He plugged in your phone, turned the light off, and gave you your final tucks.
“Sebastian?”
“Hm?”
“Can you stay?” You looked at him with longing eyes. He climbed into bed without another word. He turned on some random disney movie for background noise. After a while, your head fell on his chest and your breathing slowed. He kissed the top of your head.
“I love you baby.”
You snuggled deeper. “I love you too dad”
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Who Said You Can’t Like Villains?
I didn’t want to make this post but it’s gotten to the point where the Fandom Drama (or Wank, as we should call it) has been pushed to point of harassment so it’s time to talk about this.
Backstory: There’s currently ongoing drama between The Owl House fans and Belos stans. On one side, there’s the Owl House fans who are upset about the behavior of a sect of fanatics who are making Eda, Luz, Caleb, Camila, Darius, and other characters out to be the bad guys while Belos is being apologized and for lack of a better word, woobified. On the other side there’s the Belos stans who believe they are the victims of Dana Terrace secretly hating Belos and the onslaught of people who say “You can’t like villains”, and are claiming that they are on the receiving end of harassment. Both sides of the argument are receiving harassment, and I will not doubt be getting harassment due to talking about this. There are claims of death threats, and if those are true please REPORT them.
Real humans are being brought into this: One of the talking points from the Belos stans is that Dana and her crew secretly hates Belos and there’s some kind of conspiracy that she changed the show just to spite them/because she’s a Belos hater. This isn’t true. She WROTE the character, has made fanart of him, and he was never meant to be a tragic hero. She wrote him to be a bad person. He tries to murder Luz, Eda, King, and Lilith in his second episode. And that’s okay! There’s nothing wrong with writing a villain who is bad!
Who Said You Can’t Like Villains? Nobody. Well, somebody did but that’s not what most of TOH Fans are mad about. The reason the Belos stans are getting criticism is not because Belos is a villain but rather because people feel that he’s being justified and that these people are putting other characters down, as well as feeling harassed when they speak their opinions. A lot of the anger from TOH fans has been due to justification that makes Luz, Caleb, etc out to be terrible people who hurt Belos, and that Belos is an innocent character who was justified. There have been people on twitter on the side of the Belos stans using eugenics speak and “he didn’t know better” or “Belos was justified because Caleb left him” as arguments which is why people are mad. Ultimately, if you enjoy Belos as a villain, that’s okay and cool. I personally am a Belos fan and have been for a while. Villains are cool. But that’s not why people are upset right now. Stop making Luz/Caleb/Camila out to be the bad guy and stop making excuses for Belos. Enjoy him as who he is, a flawed human who made a bunch of bad choices of HIS OWN FREE WILL, rather than a sad baby who needs to be rescued from the evil showrunner.
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Of course this is said from someone who has never seen the show. God forbid folks favorite character, is THE SECOND MAIN CHARACTER AND IN THE TITLE OF THE SHOW.
God forbid abuse survivors find Adrichat’s story relatable and react negatively to people who salt on him for, checks notes, being a rich white boy? Because being rich and white protects you from abuse lol okay
Someone go tell Kesha that the horrific abuse she endured for years doesn’t count because she’s rich and white.
Someone go tell Britney Spears and Amanda Bynes that they deserve their conservatorships because they’re too volitile and emotional and need someone else to control their entire lives. Also they’re rich and white so they should be thankful for their privilege.
Also as a fandom veteran, I’m also baffled that this anon says they’ve never seen fandom go this feral over a white boy so I guess the whole Superwholock thing doesn’t exist in this person’s universe. I’m getting war flashbacks…
I really hope this doesn't come off as rude, but I just have a small request for any anons in the future: if y'all want me to comment on someone else's post, please send it in a separate ask. I just don't want to post someone else's post and start an argument or something.
That being said, I do agree. My detailed thoughts under the cut.
"Adrien stans are white people who get unhinged over a white boy," say the Marinette stans and Marinette stan observers, not realizing that they espouse disgusting abuse apologism on a daily basis and victim blame a character who is a victim of abuse for being traumatized all because he made a few decisions that weren't about Marinette and her well-being alone.
This is ridiculous on so many levels. First the assumption that all Adrien stans are white people. Second, the assumption that we must be Adrien stans because he's a white boy and we don't care about POC characters as much as we do the white ones. Which is actually quite insulting to me.
Maybe these people should actually read what Adrien stans have to say. Maybe they should actually understand why we love Adrien so much. Maybe they should understand why we get so heated over him.
Know what? I'll tell you why. It's because Adrien is despite the writers' best efforts to undermine him an interesting and likeable character. He is a canonical abuse victim, and he struggles with his self-worth and his identity, which is a relatable story to many people. He's an entertaining and interesting character. He's the deuteragonist of the damn show. People are bound to love him. There's more to him than being a white boy and it's very insulting to imply that people obsess over him because he's white or because his fans are white.
And about how Adrien stans get "unhinged" about Adrien and not about other characters... we're literally Adrien stans. Which means Adrien is our favorite character. Naturally, we're going to talk more about him. This is basic common sense. I don't understand the problem here with liking Adrien more than other characters. Are we not allowed to have faves anymore?
And you know why Adrien stans get "unhinged" over him? Because the show treats him badly! Why shouldn't we get mad that a character whom we love is being treated poorly by the writers? Why can't we get heated about that? Marinette stans get heated about their fave being victimized by the narrative all the time, so why is it a crime if Adrien stans get upset if Adrien gets the same treatment? Adrien's story in the show ended with him being reduced to an object and a prop for his girlfriend so that she could side with his abuser and start controlling him instead. Why can't we get angry at that?
Marinette stans will talk about how both Adrien and Marinette are written badly but only Marinette gets criticized and how that's racist and shit, and will ignore the fact that our criticism has nothing to do with race and everything to do with Marinette siding with Gabriel to lie to an abuse victim, and how the show frames this as correct. We criticize Marinette because she's making an awful mistake and doing bad things! This is like, the worst strawman I have ever seen. At some point, it really feels like they are being willfully ignorant.
And about how Adrien stans treat other characters, riddle me this. Who has a proper tag dedicated to bashing them on AO3? Who was the character who was salted on so much when Syren aired? Who was the character being raked over the coals when Chameleon aired? Who was the character who was salted on in Season 4 for breaking a damn fucking chimney? Who was the character whose struggles in Season 4 were overlooked by Marinette stans who criticized him for "being entitled to Ladybug?" Who was the character who was relentlessly salted on whenever he did anything that didn't completely attend to Marinette's needs? Who is the character who was labelled a "sexual harasser?" Who is the character on whom these "fans" rain down their victim blaming and abuse apologia? Who is the character who has the longest history of being salted and bashed by the Marinette stans?
And I will laugh at the audacity of Marinette stans to argue in favor of POC characters and blame Adrien stans for "obsessing over a white boy while not giving the same treatment to characters of color" while their legacy includes salting Alya for not being Marinette's perfect emotional support BFF. Who has their own salt tag apart from Adrien on AO3? Alya does. It's laughable to me that Marinette stans harp on about how Adrien stans prefer the white boy over the POC characters when they spent the better part of the last few years bashing Alya and even devolved into outright racism against her. To say nothing of how they treated Kagami after Frozer dropped.
And these people accuse Adrien stans of showing preferential treatment to white characters? Marinette stans have no leg to stand on when it comes to calling out other people's treatment of POC characters. And I'm not saying that the anon or OP of the post are racist or that they personally contributed to this. But if they are going to make sweeping statements about Adrien stans accusing all of us of going unhinged over a white boy and treating POC characters unfairly, they should maybe take a look inwards at their own community.
Marinette stans have spent years bashing every other character for the smallest perceived slight. Marinette stans created a whole new genre of Miraculous fanfiction dedicated to propping up Marinette like their personal goddess and punishing other characters for not being her devoted slaves. Marinette stans have contributed greatly to the racism in this fandom. Look at all this and tell me: who really seems unhinged here?
So yeah. Ice cold take imo. Also, obligatory disclaimer: Not all Marinette stans are like this! Most of them are nice and sweet, but there are also plenty of bad apples who have been responsible for a lot of toxicity in this fandom.
Thank you for your ask!
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OK SO CONSIDER
you mentioned that stan would want to make a sex tape?? think about him finding your only fans and going crazy bc he thinks it’s so hot but doesn’t know how to bring it up to you/ask to be in it
also i love ur account so much 🙏🙏
aw thank you honey🍯♥! i can imagine you and stan are colleagues at your office job that you mostly do for community service but you get money from it so.. i have two ideas for this but i think this one makes more sense so i hope you like it my lovely.
The two of you manage to get somewhat close for the amount of differences you share; you didn't have much in common.
One night when Stan was really horny and couldn't get off. He'd been masturbating for a good half hour so he decided to try watching porn. Deciding to go on to only fans he started to browse and noticed there was an account that was live and had someone who looked oddly familiar on the cover.
He clicks on it to see your face, your naked body, and your voice that's talking to these pervs. But he couldn't help but drool over you. Watching your face as you play with yourself using a vibrator; how wet you were late at night.
No one would've taken you to be a slut like that, at least not Stan.
He'd watch you and masturbate to your image, feeling closer and closer to his release because "Oh you're so hot, fuck.." .
Once he'd finished, he'd send you 100 dollars and go to sleep.
The next day you'd wonder to yourself why Stan was avoiding even looking at you.
"Stan?" You're in the door frame, knocking on it since his door was already open.
"Uh.. yeah?" Stan doesn't look at you, in face he looks at anything else but you.
"I have these papers for you.." You hand them to him and he takes them. "Are you okay? Did I do something to make you, I don't know, mad at me maybe?"
And it was then that he looked at you and immediately felt his cock twitch in his jeans, all the blood flowing to it.
"No." He nods up at you before standing up. "No, I'm not mad at you, sweetheart."
You smirk, "Then why wouldn't you look at me until now?" You take his hand into yours, "I'd hope I wouldn't have upset you and not made up for it, Stan.."
"Yeah? Well, you already did make up for the nothing you did in the first place." Stan shrugs and walks off with the papers towards the copy room.
"What do you mean?" You ask, following him there and watching as he rolls up his button up's sleeves to reveal his slightly hairy and tan forearms.
He looks at you to see you watching him and smirks, looking back down to what he was doing. "I mean.. you never did anything to make me mad at you, but you helped me last night."
"With what?" You try to think to when you were with Stan last night but you weren't.
Stan chuckles, "34 minutes.. took me two when I found your face on that dirty old site." He whispers in a hoarse, though attractive voice and your face instantly grows red.
You giggle and make eye contact with him, "Dis you like it?"
"Uhuh." Stan nods. "Gotta question for you though, sweetheart."
"Uhuh?"
"Mind if I join you sometime in your little shows?"
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hi, can i rq the south park main four with a reader who has a phobia of hospital please? ik its kind of oddly specific lol
For sure!
South Park - Main Four When You’re Afraid of Hospitals
Stan
He’s not the biggest fan of hospitals either
While this is nice when you’re looking for someone who knows what you’re feeling, it’s not so nice when you’re actually in the hospital
He’s just as nervous as you; he’s not going to be much help
“Oh my gosh, that needle is huge…”
“Stan! Not helping!!”
He’ll hold your hand though (as much to comfort himself as to comfort you)
He also won’t let his own fear prevent him from forcing you to go if he needs to
“Y/n, I know it sucks, but we really should go.”
You can tell that he doesn’t want to go either
That compels you to comply in a weird way
Like, you know that you won’t be the only one that’s not happy to be there
When you leave you both go straight home to recover
You just hold each other tight, not speaking, just trying to process and forget the entire experience
Eventually one of you will decide you’re over it, and you’ll suggest doing some leisurely activity
Or having a snack together :)
You’ll share a knowing look, and that’s the most you’re going to communicate about it
Honestly you both just want to forget it though, so that’s not necessarily a bad thing
Kyle
Understands that you’re afraid, but does not sympathize
He’s very brash when convincing you to go
“I know you’re scared, but you know what’s more scary? The stuff that’ll happen to you if you don’t get checked out.”
As much as you try to argue, he’s not budging
Your safety is more important to him than your happiness in such moments
He’ll literally pick you up bridal style if you’re too stubborn
Once you actually get there, he’ll attempt to comfort you as much as he can
Mainly in the form of watching YouTube on his phone with you
This is one of the rare occasions he’ll let you pick what to watch without complaints
Even if you pick something he hates, he’ll let you have your way
Anything to keep you from panicking
When you leave he makes sure to reward you with a treat
Whether that’s a meal from your favorite fast food restaurant or a new plushie, he’s willing to get it for you
Partly because he doesn’t want you to stay mad at him for making you go to the hospital
Cuddles are also an option if you’re not too upset with him
Kenny
He’s very worried about you the whole time
From the moment you got hurt, he insisted you go to the hospital, but when he realized how scared you were of the place, his worry only increased
When you first arrived he wouldn’t stop talking
“Are you panicking? Is the bed soft enough? What can I do to help?”
“Kenny! Just… chill. You’re freaking me out even more.”
He claps his hand dramatically over his mouth as an “I’ll shut up now” gesture
That makes you giggle a little
He’ll try to keep amusing you to keep your mind off the situation
Showing you memes, telling stories, sharing his favorite dirty jokes, every trick he knows to get you to smile
Even when the doctors were in the room, he was making stupid faces
You had to bite your tongue to stop from laughing
When you leave, he’s way too eager to be able to hold you again
Or, if you’re staying for more than a “quick” visit, he’ll climb into the bed with you to snuggle
He makes sure to let you know how brave he thinks you are all the while
Cartman
He forced you to go under the excuse:
“Why are you afraid? What’s the worst that could happen? Besides dying, I mean.”
“That’s exactly why I’m afraid, idiot!”
He literally dragged you halfway there by the wrist
If you’re particularly stubborn he’ll throw you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes
Once there, though, he unintentionally comforts you by being a dufus
Definitely goes through all the cabinets and plays with absolutely everything
“How many of these cotton balls do you think I could fit in my mouth?”
And he doesn’t even stop when the doctor walks in
“If you held the stethoscope up to my ear, would you be able to hear the song stuck in my head?”
You’re the one who has to tell him to cut it out and let the doctor do their job
Honestly, you mostly did it so that you wouldn’t burst out laughing
His blatantly idiotic behavior keeps you amused long enough that the anxiety doesn’t settle in
When you leave, he insists on going out for food
You’ll get takeout and eat at home with the TV on :)
Cartman’s ready to put the whole “boring” ordeal behind him, but you’ll never forget the confounding idiocy you saw in that hospital room
Hope you enjoyed! Thank you for the request, and thanks for reading! Have a good one duckies <33
(divider by saradika)
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Stan Marsh x reader p. 1
Warning: Swearing, Sexual content, all characters are aged up and are 18+!
Background: Stan and his band got a big gig. Originally you were there to support Kenny, Butters, and Jimmy as you and Stan did not get along at all. You tried to stay civil but Stan hated you the same way you hated him. When you go and watch them perform you were in awe at how great Stan was you didn't focus on anyone but him. After the show you meet the guys backstage and make a flirty joke, Stan gets storms off upset and when you go after him one thing leads to another.
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'How's that for an autograph?'
You watch in amazement as Stan and his band play their last song. Stan's deep voice screaming into the mic made you feel starstruck. You cheer loudly with the rest of the crowd. Stan looks over at you and smiles for a quick second. You dance and cheer until the song finishes.
As they make their way off the stage you quickly rush out and go backstage. You run over to the guys smiling brightly.
"Oh my fucking God you guys did so fucking good." You say with a squeal.
"Aw thank you Y/N." Butters says hugging you.
You hug him giving him a small kiss on his cheek leaving your lipstick on him. You go to Jimmy and Kenny and do the same, but not Stan.
Stan stands there feeling his blood boil as you showed affection to the other guys. He knew he shouldn't be upset it's not like he was dating you but it didn't make him any less upset. He couldn't lie seeing you like this made him lose some respect for you.
"You guys were so fucking amazing I am actually starstruck right now." You say. "Here I'm going to be your first crazy groupie."
You hand them a marker and pull your shirt down enough for them to sign their names on your cleavage. Kenny and Jimmy laugh as they sign your boob. Butter's blushes but signs. You look at Stan and offer him the marker with a smile. While you didn't like him you didn't want to exclude him.
Stan frowns it was clear he was upset but it wasn't really clear why. Stan didn't even really know why he was so upset. He just gives you a disgusted look and leaves without a word. You look at the other guys a bit dejected.
"Hes just a bit moody d-dont worry." Jimmy says.
"Yeah you didn't do anything." Kenny replies.
"Yeah." Butters agrees.
"I'm just gonna go talk to him." You say before chasing after Stan.
As you try to follow him you notice how far he parked from the venue. It was still loud even though you were far from the concert. You couldn't even hear your own footsteps until you finally caught up with Stan who was now opening the back of his van.
"Hey, Stan!" You yell out rushing to his side. "What was that about?"
"You're such a slut." Stan says not even bothering to look at you but you could tell he meant those words.
You were taken aback by his words. You stare at him in disbelief. It was shocking while you knew Stan didn't like you just as much as you didn't like him this wasn't something you expected. You were always civil with each other.
"Excuse me?"
"You fucking heard me over here cheering for me then getting your tits signed by those guys." He says turning his body towards you and looking down at you his eyes were filled with anger.
"It was a joke. Why are you so fucking mad you don't own me." You say getting as angry as him.
You two stare each other down and within another second you two crash each other's lips together. He grabs your ass roughly and you run your fingers in his hair.
He roughly pushes you into the back of the van. It hurt and you would definitely have a bruise tomorrow but none of that mattered right now. Stan looked down at you with a smirk shutting the door behind him. You frown at him as he comes back and crashes his lips on yours again. You quickly undo his belt as he moves down to your neck biting and sucking.
"You're such a fucking asshole." You moan out moving your hands down quickly working to undo his belt.
"Shut up and make me cum already." He growls back.
You move his pants down and lift up your skirt. He moves his boxers down causing his cock to spring out. You take your underwear off and throw them somewhere in the van. He roughly slams his cock into you making you scream out.
Stan didn't give you a moment to adjust and started thrusting into you roughly the second he was inside of you. You hold on as you two fuck like animals making the entire van shake violently. All that you could hear was the loud music from the concert, the sound of skin on skin, and Stan's loud groans. You bury your face in his neck to muffle the moans that escaped your lips as he pounded away.
His hand held onto your hip roughly. Digging his nails into your skin, all the sensations he made you feel were too much. His other hand held onto one of the front seats to stabilize himself. You didn't know how much longer you could last as he selfishly used you how he wanted.
"Faster~!" You moan out running your fingers in his hair.
"Yeah, you like this you little whore?" He moans out picking up his pace.
"Holy fuck!" You moan out throwing your head back.
Stan grunts as he thrusts into roughly. He pulls out quickly and flips you over putting you on all fours. The sudden change in positions frustrated you as you lost the sensation of him inside you. You look up seeing your reflection in the small rearview mirror. Stan's hair was a mess and your lipstick was smudged on his face and neck. He stared at your ass as he slowly slipped inside you again. He bites his lip as you grip on tightly to anything that was next to you.
"F-fuck Stan I'm gonna cum~!" You moan out earning a smirk in return. He keeps his pace but slams harder inside you making your legs weaker.
You moan out loudly as you cum onto his cock and without warning Stan's thrusts become slower before he pulls out and cums all over your ass and then smacks it leaving a large red handprint. You yelp out in pain and you both try to catch your breath.
"How's that for an autograph," Stan says admiring his work with a smirk.
"God what the fuck did I do?" You said hiding your face in your hands.
"What's wrong?" Stan asks cleaning off your ass with a clean rag.
"I just fucked my friends boyfriend." You said ashamed of what you had just done.
Stan's face turned white as he suddenly remembered he was still with Wendy. His mouth opened slightly in shock and he looks down at you as you panicked. His hands started shaking as he looked at the scene before him.
"Fuck.."
A/N: Ok two posts one night! Before anything else, I wanna acknowledge a lot of people don't like smut about sp characters. I get it it's odd to you but the character are aged up kind of like an AU. At the end of the day, it's just a random post you don't need to read it and honestly, you aren't missing much I'm very bad at writing especially smut. But thank you to anyone who read this! Love you all 🩷🩷
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My Girl
PAIRING | Sebastian Stan x Best friend!Female!Reader
WORD COUNT | 2.4K
SUMMARY | Sebastian is invited to a barbecue with friends, and he's taking you with him. You've never met them, so you're really nervous. When Sebastian accidentally introduces you as ''his girl'', he is extremely embarrassed, but when you tell him you don't mind he can't stop smiling about it.
WARNING(S) | This is your official trigger warning. Do not proceed if any of these topics upset you. Implied female masturbation, drunk Sebastian & friends.
Likes and reblogs will be very much appreciated 💜
Main Masterlist | Sebastian Stan Masterlist
You just got into the shower, when your phone starts ringing and you see you're receiving a FaceTime call from your best friend. For now, you press decline since you weren't exactly in the mood to talk to him when you were just getting ready to get in the shower, you've been looking forward to it all day after the shitty day you had. Right now, all you need is a steaming hot shower and an orgasm if you're lucky, but it appears that is not in the cards since you're getting the same call right before you reach your peak, and you're done. With the shower, with your best friend, with everything. Right now you just want to melt into a puddle and never get back up, so you don't have to deal with anything anymore. Since that's not an option, you turn off the shower and dry yourself off.
When you've dried yourself off and done your entire skincare routine, you grab leggings and an oversized sweater before making yourself a steaming cup of tea and grabbing your book so you can enjoy the rest of your evening buried deep within it, hoping it would make you feel better. You sit on your balcony and put in your AirPods so you can listen to some music while reading, and you've barely read 5 sentences before you get called again, this time giving in and finally picking up. ''What do you want, Seb? I'm not in the mood to talk,'' you snarl at him and he looks offended at you. ''Wow, well sorry for my existence. I was gonna ask if you wanted to come to a barbecue with me this Sunday but if you're acting like this, I'll find someone else,'' he said faux-offended, you know he doesn't mean it.
''I'm sorry, I had the absolute shittiest day, and I'm just gonna say it, you made it even worse earlier since you robbed me of my orgasm,'' you say, not caring anymore. All you needed was a little relief and since he robbed you of that, he would get an earful about it. As soon as you say that you hear laughter in the background and you realize he's not alone, but he doesn't care. ''Since I robbed you of that one, I can make it up to you by giving you a proper one?'' he offered with a wink, it's not like you never thought about it, but you didn't want to ruin the friendship you both share. ''Thanks for the offer, but I'll be fine. But coming back to your offer, what kind of barbecue is it?'' you ask and he tells you all about it.
''My friend Don invited me over for a barbecue at his place, most of my friends will be there, and I was hoping you would come too - no pun intended of course,'' he said with a smile. You honestly wanted to throw your phone against the wall when he said that, but decided against it and just left it for now. ''I'll be there, Seb. Do I need to bring anything special?'' ''Yourself is already the most special thing you can bring,'' he says with a smirk and a wink, and all you do is roll your eyes and hang up after saying 'Bye Sebastian'. You weren't in the mood for his flirting right now, he was just an orgasm robber and you were still mad at him for it.
~ The Sunday of the barbecue ~
You were grabbing a drink from your fridge when you heard your doorbell ring, so you went to open it, finding Sebastian standing on the other side. ''Hi Seb,'' you say with a smile as you give him a big hug, his arms snaking strongly around your waist as he pulls you closer. When he let go he put a kiss on your cheek and his lips lingered a little longer than they maybe should have, but you didn't give it much thought. ''Hey gorgeous,'' he says as he takes in your outfit. ''Isn't it way too hot to wear jeans?'' he asks, quirking an eyebrow. ''It isn't when I'm going there on my bike, I'd rather not end up with road rash if I happen to crash it,'' you tell him. ''I thought we were taking my car?'' he asked, but it's such a gorgeous day you planned on taking your bike. ''You can go in your car, I don't mind, but I'd rather have you with me on my bike,'' you say with a wink this time.
You grabbed the bottle of vodka you were bringing along with some snacks for the barbecue and your swimsuit with a blue floral dress to change into when you arrived. You've put everything in your backpack and grabbed your keys, the helmets were always hanging off the handles on your bike in the garage, so it was easy to grab those. ''Ready for the ride of your life?'' you teased Sebastian, ''With you? Always!'' he said as he followed you to the garage, where he took the backpack from you and put it on his own back. You give him a helmet and swing your leg over your bike until you're seated, waiting for Sebastian to sit down too. Your phone is in its holder so you can navigate and when Sebastian is sitting, you take your bike off its standard before turning the keys in the ignition.
''Hold on tight, darling,'' you tell Sebastian with a chuckle and he gladly does, his arms feeling strong and welcoming around your waist as you start your bike and drive off. With his car, it would have taken both of you around 1,5 hours to get to his friend's house, but with your bike, it only took an hour since you can easily maneuver in between cars and stuff like that. Don heard your bike and already came to the front door to greet both of you, he already knew Sebastian was taking you to this barbecue so it wasn't a surprise that he wasn't alone, it was a surprise that you showed up on your bike though. ''If I knew you'd be arriving on your bike I would have invited you over sooner!'' he said as he walked towards you.
''Hi, I'm Don!'' he says with an outstretched hand towards you, looking at your bike from the corner of his eye. ''Hey, I'm Y/N, it's nice to finally meet you!'' you say after you've taken off your helmet and shook your head so you wouldn't get helmet hair. ''Your bike looks gorgeous, almost as gorgeous as the woman riding it,'' he said in a flirty voice, immediately getting a punch in his side from Sebastian. ''Well, thanks, you're not looking bad yourself, either,'' you say with a blush on your face. You weren't a stranger to getting compliments, Sebastian gave them a lot after all, but it was still nice to hear. ''Is there somewhere I can change? As much as I'd enjoy standing around and talking about her, I'd rather change into something more comfortable,'' you ask Don and he directs you towards the bathroom.
You took your backpack from Sebastian and walked into the house and the bathroom after a quick thank you. ''Jesus Seb, I can't believe you haven't locked her down yet, she's the perfect woman!'' Don said and Sebastian's cheeks turned a deep crimson color at his remark. ''We're just friends is all,'' he said before turning around and walking into the yard to greet the rest of his friends. ''Hey guys!'' he says to everyone and he greets them one by one. ''I thought you brought someone?'' they ask. ''Oh yeah, she's in the bathroom to change, we came here on her bike,'' he said and there was some loud whoo-ing going on, all of them impressed without even knowing you. ''She sounds like a keeper,'' Don said when he walked in and Sebastian couldn't help but smile at that. Just when he wanted to say something you walked into the yard, looking completely different now that you're not wearing jeans and a leather jacket anymore.
''Hi everyone,'' you say, clearly nervous now that you see all of Sebastian's friends in one place, you weren't made to do this as you'd rather sit at home buried in your book again. ''Looking good girl!'' one of them said and you turned deep red, but Sebastian was just completely in awe at your outfit, he'd never seen you like this and it did something with his brain. ''Everyone, I'd like you to meet my girl-'' he said and you looked at Sebastian when he said that, he turned bright red and honestly wish the ground would swallow him whole when he said that. ''Oh fuck eh, I'm sorry. I meant to say I'd like you to meet my friend, Y/N,'' he said, looking at the grass. ''Hi, it's nice to meet you all!'' you said a little shy, your cheeks also turning quite pink at this comment.
''I, uh, I brought some vodka and snacks, in case anyone's interested,'' you quickly say trying to get the conversation going in a different direction and it works because before you know it, the bottle is opened and situated with the rest of the bottles in the yard. ''I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that...'' Sebastian said when he took you to the side for a minute. ''Seb, it's okay. I honestly don't mind, I kind of like the sound of it, being your girl,'' you admit to him as you place a soft, small kiss on his cheek. You go to the drinks table and pour yourself something and when you put the bottle down, you feel 2 strong arms around your waist and Sebastian whispers in your ear, ''If you want, I can call you my good girl,'' and his hot breath against your ear gives you goosebumps. ''Seb, we're with your friends, let's talk about this later,'' you say as you worm yourself free.
The longer the afternoon progresses, the more comfortable you get and it is visible, you're usually sitting close to Sebastian but talking to everyone about anything. At one point, Sebastian grabs you from behind and lifts you before running towards the pool and jumping in with you in his arms, despite your many protests. ''Seb, what are you-'' is all you say before you hit the water with him. When you emerge you feel his lips giving small kisses on your neck as an apology. ''Sorry doll, couldn't help myself. I got hot and needed to calm down,'' he said before letting you go. ''Well, next time at least let me take off my dress, now it's soaked,'' you laugh before getting out of the water and taking it off. It's a good thing you brought your bathing suit with you, it isn't too weird when you take it off.
Some of the guys are making some noises that are supposed to resemble a ''whoo'', but they're pretty drunk so it doesn't even come close anymore before you grab a chair and sit down in the sun, letting your dress dry in the sun too. Sebastian comes up to you and he leans down to whisper something in your ear, ''You look fucking delicious right now, I could just eat you out,'' he said with a not-so-innocent look on his face, making you blush to your core. ''Seb, behave!'' you say and suddenly everyone looks at the two of you. ''Nothing's going on here, go back to what you were doing!'' Sebastian said before kissing you on your cheek and grabbing a drink. ''Can I make my girl happy with a non-alcoholic drink?'' he asks like a gentleman and you agree, ''I'd like some Coca Cola please,'' you answer and when he comes back, you get another kiss on your cheek.
The rest of the day flies by incredibly quickly and before you know it, you have to head home again. You go inside to change again and when you come out in the same outfit you arrived in, the guys are once again staring at you, and Sebastian has a huge grin plastered on his face that hasn't left for the past few hours. ''Well, it was an honor to meet you all, and Don, thanks for the invite,'' you say before retrieving Sebastian. ''Stan, you're coming with me now, otherwise, I'll just leave you here!'' you say playfully and immediately he stumbles over to you. ''I'd rather ride home with my girl,'' he tells you before saying his goodbyes and walking through the house back to your bike.
When the two of you are alone in front of the house, you grab Sebastian's face softly in your hands, stroking his cheeks with your thumbs and looking into his eyes. ''Thank you for today, it was the most fun I've had in a long time,'' you say before leaning in and kissing him on his soft, red lips. He wastes no time before deepening it, tilting his head slightly and pulling you closer by your waist. You stand there for a good few minutes having a little make-out session before some of Sebastian's friends walk out the front door. ''Damn, I didn't know you two were so much into PDA!'' one of them said and the two of you break your kiss with a laugh. First, you help Sebastian put on his helmet and then you put on your own, mounting your bike and waiting for Sebastian.
''Ready?'' you ask and he squeezes your waist a little to let you know he's ready to go. ''Bye, guys!'' you wave at them before turning on your bike and driving home once again. The drive home was also about an hour and you decided to drop him off at his home directly, his car would be taken care of later. When you take off both your helmets, Sebastian can't wait any longer and his lips are on yours in an instant, now that he's had a hit of what you taste like, he never wanted to taste anything else ever again. ''I have to go, Seb, I have to be at work early in the morning,'' you say before letting go of him and putting your helmet on. ''Thank you, for everything today,'' you say before getting back on and driving away, Sebastian stood there with a lovestruck grin on his face until he couldn't see you anymore. Today went perfect in his mind.
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hi my love <3
PLS FEED THE SACHIO STANS I BEG WE ARE SO HUNGRY!! STARVING!!
THE SACHIO STANS NEED TO BE FED AND IM HERE FOR IT
I hope you enjoy darling, ily!!
Sachio as a Boyfriend
Two words
HUSBAND. MATERIAL.
Man’s would treat you like royalty no doubt
Refuses to let you go anywhere alone
It’s a good thing you’re close with all of Housen, cause if he can’t be there, hes sending one of the others to be with you
Gets so worried when you are walking home
Always texts reminders for you to let him know that you got home safely
The literal cutest good morning and good night messages
Sends daily reminders to eat and drink lots of water, honestly just to take care of yourself in general
Very traditional when it comes to showing affection in public
He’s not against PDA, but its also not his most favorite thing
Always holding your hand at least, might leave a little kiss on your forehead while walking
He is so unbelievably in love with you
His eyes are for you and you only
And he makes that known to everyone around him
He could have someone else try to talk to him and he won't even look in their direction
Especially if he is already looking at you
Nothing could take his eyes off of you
Well, unless it’s something that is a threat to you, then he will calmly take care of what or whoever is making you uncomfortable and return with a small smile
If someone is making you uncomfortable, they don't stand a chance
Sachio wants you to be comfortable wherever you are, and he will do anything he can to make that happen
He isn’t the most talkative when others are around, but when it's just the two of you, he really lets his guard down
He shows a side of him that nobody else has seen
Everyone knows him as the serious leader of Housen, but for you he's a teddy bear
Slightly clingy, more so late at night or after a fight
He just wants to feel you close to him
When he cuddles you he holds you as close to him as he can
It keeps him grounded, and lets him know that you are safe
It also makes him feel like he can protect you from the harshness of the world
There is nothing he hates more than to see you upset
Whether its mad, or sad, it breaks his heart to see tears in your eyes
In those moments, he wants to go find whoever hurt you and punch their teeth out
But he also knows that those moments are when he needs to be by your side
He knows that sometimes you prefer space, but even in those times, he is waiting patiently for you to come to him, and will embrace you with open arms
He’s very rational and level headed, so I don't think there would be too much fighting between the two of you
Never fails to bring a smile to your face
So so so soft and gentle with you
Always wanting to take care of you, and take away your stress and worries
Not that he feels like he’s walking on egg shells around you, he just wants you to feel how much he loves you
He’s literally the man everyone dreams of being with
Nobody will love you as deeply as Sachio does
Little gifts here and there, but he prefers quality time
Just wants to be with you in the purest way
Sachio is a whole ass husband and I will stand by that forever
#high and low#high and low fluff#oya high fluff#h&l#high and low fanfiction#high and low scenarios#high and low imagines#high and low the worst#ueda sachio#sachio x reader#sachio headcanon#sachio fluff#udea sachio fluff#housen#the worst#h&l the worst#sachio x yn#bf sachio
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why kyle is a textbook covert narcissist (FROM THE VAULT [2021])
I’ve explained this before, I think Kyle is a textbook covert narcissist and this episode and this scene right here pretty much gives it away. I love how Kyle’s definition of doing the “right” thing means getting everyone to like them again. But this is how Kyle has always been, he never actually does anything good that’s nice and helpful to anyone he just wants to make people THINK he’s a good person doing the right thing. He gets a kick out of being a martyr and shit bc it feeds his ego and it’s more of a status symbol for him to do the right thing. Bc when a genuinely nice person wants to do a nice thing and help someone they just do it and they don’t need to brag about how amazing and altruistic they are for it DHSJJSJSKS. But Kyle isn’t like that, he clearly cares too much about what everyone thinks which is why he was sooooo fucking upset when people were blaming him too for the period joke, and a big reason why Kyle likes to shit on Cartman but he makes sure to shit on Cartman IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE, it to make himself look like the better person in comparison. So that’s why all Kyle cared about in this episode was trying to get everyone to like him again and get on people’s good side. If Kyle was a genuinely good person who cares and does the “right” thing he wouldn’t have been all pissy and yelling at Stan & Cartman throughout this entire episode to get his way, that’s not what a good person does RJDJJSSJ. I just really want to bring awareness to this bc I think covert narcissism is such a huge issue that pisses me off and it really flies under the radar, and Kyle is the perfect example of a bunch of people like that we see in our lives. There are soooo many manipulative ass people who trick us into thinking they’re good people who wanna do the right thing but they’re really not and then they just hurt and betray us, and I guess that’s part of the reason why I rant about Kyle sm and it makes me sooo mad when people defend him and say he’s a good person when he’s not dhsjsjs. All of these SJWs and snowflakes on the internet getting everything cancelled and complaining on social media are total covert narcissists with the same kind of mentality where they think they’re just innocent victims trying to do what’s right for the world but they’re really just shitty assholes who are causing more harm than good. This kind of behavior is NOT okay. It’s NEVER okay to spew more hate into the world under any circumstance. That shit don’t fly with me! And we need to watch out for these kinds of people bc they can end up hurting us and tricking us even more than what we typically think a narcissist or sociopath to be. Watch out for people who play the victim card, who are a constant stream of negativity, talk shit behind your back, get literally jealous of anyone, and they say shit that doesn’t match their actions to make you think they’re an angel but they’re really just a sad loser. Believe me there are A LOT of Kyles out there.
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Craig looks at tweek as he smiles,”Hey..” Tweek looks back at him “Hm?” “I really like you,and I just.. maybe do you wanna be my boyfriend? Weve been friends for an while now .” Craig paused as he watched Tweeks expression lit up smiling causing him to tic even more “Yes yes yes!.” He says as he hugged Craig,Craig hugged Back. After an while ,Craig and Tweek was holding hands with each other,Everyone was smiling ,giving them thumbs up,except for kenny. He hater that Craig stole tweek from him. It sucks. “Hey guys.” Craig says “Hey.” Stan says as he was braiding Kyles red firey hair . . Kenny looked mad and Tweek noticed it “W-Whats wrong kenny..” “You should know why.” Kenny says as he looked away angry. Tweek looked down “uh.. whats goin on?.” Craig says “Kenny had a crush on Tweek the whole time.” Kyle says as he yelped as when Stan pulled his hair too tight .
Craig looked at the upset Kenny then to the upset Tweek. Craig sighs “Tweek,Do You want Kenny to be included in this relationship.” Craig asked as Tweek nodded fastly. Kenny looked over at Craig “Fine I guess You Can be our third boyfriend.” Craig says half way though Kenny hugged craig as Tweek aslo Hugged him back.
During the afternoon,Kenny was supposed to go over to craigs house for a cuddle session with Tweek,But he lost track of time since he fell asleep once as he got home. Both tweek and craig were worried so they went over to Kennys house ,as craig knocked on the door Kennys dad opened it “Can we come in? Kenny invited us over.” Craig says “Sure whatever.” Kennys dad smelt like alcohol. Tweek gagged after Kennys dad left him alone . “P-oor kenny.” Tweek mutters as they found kennys room ,Craig Opened the door to find him on his bed asleep. “Seriously?!” Craig scoffed as Tweek left out a laughter .. Tweek Jumped onto kenny as he woke up “What the fuck-“ he yelped out as he realized it was Tweek and craig “Oh shit.” He was embarrassed that he forgot . “We both got Worried so we came over.” Craig says as he sat down on kennys bed.
“Sorry That i fell asleep.” Kenny mutters as Tweek started to braid his blonde hair . “Its okay Dont worry Ken.” The next day,there was an fight between Wendy and Cartmen ,Everyone was gathering around in the Playground area ,Wendy threw the first punch, Kenny was cheering Wendy on as well the other boys. Stan and Kyle werent anywhere to be seen,Stan and kyle decided to skip school to get ice cream. They both have decided to share the same ice cream cone,its just plain vanilla. After finishing it ,Stan noticed that kyle had a little bit on his lips and he giggled a bit “What?!.” Kyle says “ you have some of the ice cream left on youre mouth.”Stan replied as he places his hand on Kyles cheek, As they started to kiss,slowly.
Kyle was a bit shocked on stans emotions towards him. Kyle eventually kissed back,as they started to kiss harder and harder ,kyle pushes back as he needed to breath .” J-jesus fuck.” Kyle sighs out “Looks like I got all the ice cream off of youre face now.” Stan says smirking,Kyles face was red as his hair. Stan took an picture of Kyle “ Hey!.” Kyle says as he tried to get stans phone from him “Nope. Youre not deleting this picture.” He huffed as he started to walk away as Kyle was following behind him complaining to Stan about the picture.
~~ CHAPTER TWO ~~
Everyone was getting ready for the senior trip,packing as well that stuff. Everyone had arrived the day of school with their bags packed , The boys were in one car while the girls were in another . Cartmen and Kyle just had another fight so they were banned from even looking from each other by stan. Craig and Tweek And Also Kenny sat in the same row in the car , While Stan and Kyle stole the backseat so they could cuddle each other.
It was an 9+ hour drive to disney,the girls were blasting Music on the drive there as the boys were hysterically laughing and or sitting in silence while They listen to cartmen talk about how Kyle is a jew .. “Will you shut the fuck up?!.” Kyle says as he gotten an glare from stan “Oh boo hoo cry about it to youre boyfriend.” Cartmen replied , Kyle kicked his Chair as Cartmen turned around as he pulled Kyles shirt “Touch my seat again. We’ll see what happens.” Cartmen hissed “I aint scared of you.” Kyle tched back “kyle..” standing warned “Yea listen to youre boy toy. You dont even like him.” Cartmen says “Shut up! You dont know what I like and dont like.” “Yea sure i dont.” Cartmen says as he sat back down , Stan looked worried about his boyfriend “Kyle?..” kyle huffed as he turned up his music on his phone ignoring stan and Cartmen. The whole way there The boys were silent,Besides Tweek Craig and Kenny,Kenny was making out with Craig,making Tweek jealous .” Craigggggg.” Tweek says as he tried to pull them off from each other,as they pulled away “Yes Tweek?!.” “I want kisses too.” He pouts as he huffed “Fine.” He kisses Tweeks cheek “Hey! Thats not what i meant.” Tweek mutters “You never specified .” Kenny says winking to Tweek “But I said kisses!” “You didnt say where.” Craig says ..
After couple hours They finally Arrived to the hotel,The girls had already checked in before the boys ,Kenny,Craig,And tweek were sharing an room,Where Stan and Kyle were also sharing an room while it was Butters and cartmen in one room. Kyle was unpacking as Stan came from behind as he hugged Kyle “I dont know whats up with you and cartmen ,but im here okay?!.” “I know but .. hes just getting on my nerves.” “Hey look at me..”stan says making Kyle look at him “ you know not to let him get to you.” “Yea I know but-“ “Shh..” “Dont let him get to you. Its not good for you to let him win whenever he doesnt know shit. Right now its just me and you,And I need to focus on just you okay?!.”
Kyle nodded as they once again kissed each other “Thank you stan.. i-..” he paused “I love you ,and i dont know what i wouldnt done with out you.” “No need to thank me Kyle,Im youre boyfriend,im here to protect you from the dangers and evil in this world,And I love you too.” Stan says as he kissed Kyle on his forehead . “Now lets start to relax before we have to meet the others downstairs for dinner.” “Okay..” before stan and kyle got together that school year,they both had an summer off from each other but they were still great friends,But Kyle and Cartmen kissed once. Kyle never told Stan about it,since it wouldve broke stans heart,but knowing they werent together then,but it just hurts Kyle knowing he Kissed Cartmen once. During the boys trip downstairs “Remember,Dont let him get to you.” Stan says as Kyle nodded . “Wow ,The gays finally Arrived.” Cartmen says “ Oh will you shut up?!.” Kyle hissed “ or what? . You know what we did last summer.” Cartmen says as he fixated on kyles expression on his face .” Kyle what does he mean by that?.” Stan says worridly. “ Oh he didnt tell you that he kissed me last summer?!.” “Pathetic . I thought you already Told Stan. Oops cat got out of the bag.” Cartmen says laughing as He watched kyle start tearing up in the eyes . “ kyle? Please tell me,its okay i wont be mad ,we werent together then.” Stan says as he tried to Get kyle to open up. Kyle ran away to the bathroom sobbing . Stan Looked at Cartmen “ Good job fat ass.” Stan says following his boyfriend to the restroom,opening the door seeing the streams Run down kyles face “Oh baby.. its okay. I promise im not mad .” Stan says hugging the boy tightly. “I love you okay. You didnt hurt me okay? We werent together.” “I-i-i know but i made the promise and..” “you werent thinking. Its okay Kyle. I forgive you and im not mad.” “Y-You arent?!.” “No baby. I aint. Like i said Im here to protect you.” Stan kissed Kyle as they kissed back. “Thank you..” “Youre welcome Kyle. Im never gonna be mad at you for the past mistakes youve done.”
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