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imagine if linguang jun was like, 15% more uncle still. :) are you winning nephew? hmm your weird little crush isnt very good at picking up demon hints huh. check this out; hello you little squishy rat ^.^ it sure is a shame that you're clearly wearing a trinket of my nephews favour or else I could beat the shit out of you for existing rn. hm oh yes that hairpin IS making it very politically difficult for anyone to rip your limbs off. haha yes if you were wearing robes of his colours then it would be near impossible. (ur fuckin welcome nephew. gods i have to do EVERYTHING around here. your seduction skills are in the negatives and yet he still seems to reciprocate as best a human can.) sqh the next day decked out in 90% mbj gifts like ahah it's not too much to be wearing all this, right? mbj heart eyes mf. its the bare minimum actually qinghua. you should wear more.

Linguang Jun trying to be supportive in his own way and get the tiny pathetic human and his nephew together is so funny because he's LITERALLY threatening Shang Qinghua, but it's STRATEGIC AND NECESSARY SO THAT HE CAN UNDERSTAND

The funniest part tho that I can see happening is Qinghua still misinterpreting it, like he can't understand Mobei's demon courting but even if he wears his colors he still doesn't think that's reciprocating he's just wearing them as defense

Linguang Jun is screaming he's trying SO HARD

Everyone sometimes needs bit of hurt/comfort in their lives, am i right?

(this is not a question, i am)

i dont think vincent's very happy about rody's rollerskates. rody, on the other hand, is absolutely elated.

" HOW dO YOU DO THIS- " " For someone whos a warrior, youre..really bad at simple balance " " HUSH-"

" hah, alright.. "

Medicated Andrew: oh, wow! How strange! There's a mistletoe! Shame there's no people kissing under it

Neil:

Andrew: we should do something about it, Neil

Zoro: *looking at himself in the mirror* Listen to me, you're going to go out there and call him something cute. Cook loves petnames. Darling, honey, my love, baby, just pick one.

Zoro: *leaving the bathroom* Don't fuck this up for me.

Sanji: *washing the dishes and humming*

Zoro: Need a hand dar- uh bab- no wait- hon- oh god damn it. *facepalms*

Sanji: *pauses* fucking what?

Zoro: *panics* I'm an idiot.

Sanji: *confused*

Thinking about modern AU Kyojuro who never had a pet. He runs into a stray kitten on patrol one night, in an gas station parking lot where he's the only person around, it's a scrawny little orange kitten, who doesn't hesitate to run up to him when he crouches, his hand held out for it to sniff. He doesn't text you or even call, just brings it home while he's still clocked in, shaking you awake with one hand and holding a wiggling mass in the other. Your eyes haven't even opened fully by the time he's talking.

'i found it, i don't think it has a family, I'm going to put him in the bathroom with some towels and then I'll bring stuff home with me when I get off in two hours okay? Love you' theres no room for injection or even words as he gives you a quick kiss and leaves from your sleep blurred vision. You fall back asleep, not even thinking. Only when you wake up and are met with a mess or a paper plate filled with far too much soft food and a kitten that may or may not be in a state of comatose after eating it's first meal in a long time

wheeljack: i have a crsuh on you

wheeljack: crshu

wheeljack: crane

wheeljack: i have a crouch on you

bulkhead:

ultra magnus, writing in his journal out loud: it’s not the fact he had a spelling error while he talked, it’s the fact he went from crane to crouch

LEAVE HIM ALONE

Thank you for the submission!!

jerott is so embarrassingly bad at playing it cool. after archie tells him what lymond tried to do after his fun night out with philippa (IYKYK), the next time he sees lymond hes just like "oh hello wrist i mean francis how are you dying today i mean DOING how are you DOING today? care for a SLICE of toast? "

dr. horrible should be a tumblr sexymen

Diluc, trying to comfort Klee: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Likewhat do u expect from a man who already admitted to being scared of falling in love again And also experienced one of the worst yearsof their life -🌻

GIVE TJE MAN SOME SPACE AND A BOTTLE OF LUBE !

All the Jackie talk has me reminded of dragon au Jackie and how he is Questionably Moral :3

HNNNN I hate him! But I love him >:(

@wrongtrain X

Alex flinched when the pen was flung in his direction, bouncing off of him. Not like he was worried it would hurt, but just a natural reaction.

A heavy sigh followed as he leaned down and picked up the pen, clipping it onto the green coat of the Depot Agent uniform. Something he rarely wore outside of special events or when he had to update his ID. Being a Battle Subway trainer allowed him more variety in what he could wear. Despite that he ended up wearing basically the same thing daily. But at least it was comfortable.

But days when he spent nearly his entire day assisting with office tasks or running around for Emmet he opted for the uniform. It felt a little more official and if he was representing the Subway Boss in any capacity he wanted to make a good impression. Even if that was never asked of him.

Emmet will not be getting this back. Not anytime soon that is.