Joel Miller...

impatiently waitin'

takin’ a shortcut

bear huggin'

hurlin' small child

doomin' humanity

Gortash's life features far too many meetings:

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some more ghosts : ) johnny & kitty and spectraaa silly au notes below (beware) - johnny's shadow is kitty. she doesn't have a 'body' - her soul (??) is in the necklace, she possesses the body of anyone who wears it. when it's around his neck he can hear her. - he's weak af on his own. can't even fly properly without the bike. - he picks jazz because she's so similar to how he remembers his gf when she was alive - half her face is fucked up from where she slid across tarmac. its the last thing he remembers. -ugly rat man (compliment) loves his girlfriend so much - jazz lets her take over for prom : ) so they can dance -spectra is a huge bitch - serves c*nt - 200% hooks up with vlad because she loves pathetic, sad men -shes so bad for him but he's so alone and vulnerable - au where danny starts helping ghosts to move on to an actual afterlife. she has to learn to accept aging. i like to think its maddie that convinces her : ) - i also like to think they invite her over for movie night and she agrees bc she knows vlad will be uncomfortable and when she gets there they've rented a bunch of really miserable movies from blockbuster - "I think a dog dies in this one" wow thank you jack how considerate of you

Rogues! The Podcast as Onion headlines

Joker and Harley on the sidelines

Crane and Nygma’s backstories

Crane unable to just drink himself to death in peace

The Scarecrow popping out of Crane like a particularly talkative xenomorph

Crane fleeing at the end of the lockdown arc

Ikky just being Crane’s pet

More for that Gortash/good aligned Tav idea I had

Prepare for some BS:

Give Ketheric's stone to Karlach. Go talk to ya boy Balthazar and get Mizora into a soul cage to tether her to Karlach so she doesn't die...permanently, anyway

Tav takes Orin's stone and wears it in a tiara or necklace or something idk

Halsin, Astarion, Lae'zel (the one Orin replaced in my file), are all kaput

Tav is severely depressed since Halsin/Astarion are gone

Gortash makes a proposal. He's annoyed by ladies at court angling for his hand or something. He wants to rule, not deal with this petty shit dammit. Also this would be a good way to cement this strange alliance.

It's a way for Gortash to further show himself off to the populace

"Look at Lord Gortash, he fell for the druid-cleric of Ilmater who defeated Ketheric Thorm!" The papers will love it. And her goody-two-shoes shtick always wanting to help people would be excellent free PR

"I don't love you, and you don't love me, and it's really better that way. We wouldn't want your heart torn asunder like it was when Orin took out your vampire and bear, now would we?"

Something something Tav imagined herself beside Astarion or Halsin, saddest bride ever

I'm sorry Tav but this is good plotting

Feel free to imagine your own Tav

more dnf + text posts

bonus:

I’m basically unstoppable at this point Pattern by Ugly Duckling House

The Mysterious Benedict Society as Troubled Birds | (Part 2) (Part 1 here)  

Hey, yeah, you know how I said that Summer was going to be the last story in this universe, and you know how I titled my latest collection “Unconnected Scenes”, and how I cracked the first chapter off cause I just wanted to write some smut?

Well now I feel like they all gotta process this and shit, especially Nace, so there’s, like, non-smut coming.

My logical cranial hemisphere to my emotional one: "So do I do the next super obvious thing and draw Mr Nimbus as The Deep?"

My emotional cranial hemisphere: *Looks up from said drawing, half-done* "Did you say something?"

So Wriothesley is a new hyperfixation but I just want to say that when I read his name I read it as:

Wario Parsley

I'm gonna delete this in the morning most likely.

A POSSIBLY VERY ANGSTY, VERY CURSED AU: Fenris met the Lavellan in Hasmal when running from Tevinter, hid with them.

He and younger!Aisling managed not to jump at each other's throats and... Discuss civilly over the first declension of Tevene. ("... Why would you want to learn it?" "Safety. Some better chances should the worst happen. Also, the language is nice, it has a nice sound." "... You're naive." "Yes. Still true, the sound is good. Wanna help me?" "I... I can't read." "Oh, that's fine, it's easy. I'm teaching you to read and you're helping with the grammar, ok? What's an ablative absolute?" "... You're weird." "I've been told so, yes.")

Featuring halla butts. Halla butts are a very important thing to bond over. Aisling said so herself.

Following this weird line of thought.

Also hey wow I wrote almost 5000 words full of angst on this AU ahahahahahahah help

So this is how my first post would come into existence.

I, uh...I may have had insomnia really bad last night and ended up making a Canva design thing for “Praetor’s Pride” since I was still awake...

@toebeans-mcgee I thank/blame you for getting me addicted to this!! I have designs for fics that are still in the planning stages - ones that idk if I’ll even get around to writing - because it’s fun making them!