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east-side-militia · 8 days

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kinda a dumb question to ask in the first place since rip and zorin are the only women in millennium

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #rip van winkle #hellsing rip van winkle #zorin blitz #herr major #hellsing major #herr doktor #hellsing doctor

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nuclearforest · 3 months

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Thanks for help with idea generation @rotten-hearts-sharp-teeth and @aristocraticpeasantgirl

#hellsing valentine dump #hellsing ultimate #hellsing millennium #captain hans gunsche #hellsing doctor #major montana max #zorin blitz #rip van winkle #tubalcain alhambra #schrodinger #somebody has to simp for doc and by God ari's gonna do it

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the-brave-and-the-dumb · 5 months

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Did anyone ask Hirano whether was he inspired by this set while creating Doc's design or is he simply a visionary?

Because the first option would place him in the same line with Naoko Takeuchi and her love for haute couture.

#hellsing #kouta hirano #hellsing ultimate #naoko takeuchi mentioned #sailor moon mentioned #Hellsing doctor #hellsing doc #hellsing kyōju

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thirstyforlulu · 2 years

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What do you think, how long are the best pieces of Alucard, Walter, Pip, Luke, Jan, Alexander ?? And how well can they handle it? I would love to hear your opinion :)

To save some time I just fucked around a drew this

It’s mad sketchy but I think it gets the point across. I forgot Pip, I’ll go back for him. I also added a couple just because.

These are just my opinions based on like the vibes they give off.

For the most part I think the fellas are good with them. Jan would be the only one that I think would rely a little too much on the fact that he’s big and not enough on style

Walter’s has a slight upward curve, nothing terrible. If it’s not obvious, Alucard shapeshifts his dick often so there’s not exactly a baseline for the size. He’ll lengthen or shorten it depending on what you’re in the mood for or if he’s trying to show off

#alucard #alucard x reader #walter x reader #jan valentine x reader #jan x reader #luke valentine x reader #luke x reader #the major x reader #major x reader #the doctor x reader #Hellsing doctor

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inkangeliguess · 5 months

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I need them all to have a meltdown.

Edit: My statement has caused some confusion, so what I’m saying is that I feel like they all need to have just a few minutes to break down because they are definitely very stressed and crying would be good for them

#I’m probably missing some people but whatever #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #cr:ob #baguette cookie #powerpuff girls #powerpuff girls ms bellum #wordgirl #wordgirl Leslie #hellsing #integra hellsing #rhythm doctor #rhythm doctor Ada Paige #Dr Ada Paige

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lilbluebastard · 3 months

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Imagine liking men with large devious smiles! HAHAHAHAHA!……Hahaha…..hah…..heh…….

#hellsing ultimate #alexander anderson #hellsing gonzo #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the doctor #dbd killer #we happy few #whf bobby #whf doctors

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vanerchest · 9 months

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Commission

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing major #max montana #doctor #digital art #fan art #illustration #commission art #commission

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twilektrekkie · 1 year

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Okay while I get that it makes for good angst WHY are there so many stories and fanfics where a character hides an injury??? What is the point? What good will it do?? As an EMT and a Mom Friend this does nothing but stress me the fuck out. PLEASE there has to be a better way to write angst 😭

EDIT: this doesn't even just have to do with stories, if you're sick or injured PLEASE don't hide it! You deserve to have your needs met as much as anyone else, no one will judge you for it

#the hobbit x reader #demon slayer x reader #other fandoms #rwby #hellsing #doctor who #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #supernatural #star trek #baldurs gate 3 #x reader

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pebblezone · 1 year

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I have many thoughts in my head

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #integra hellsing #sertegra #a #gonna be real I made the second to last pic of seras and was like Fuck something has to come out of this #smear frames are fun I love smear frames and shit #ooc because integra would have more self control than what’s in my brain but that’s unimportant #but like there has to be information The hellsings just Don’t know about vampires simply because they haven’t been in those situations #I don’t think Abraham van helsing would’ve tenderly caressed a vampire under the guise of Fuck Around and Find Out #maybe he would’ve and my brain is thinking like a coward #fuck bram stoker I make the rules now. vampires have sensitive ears. vampires purr. make them have the cat eye thing where they dilate #if they can do the shape shifty shit then they can all whistle it comes with being able to manipulate your lips #honestly actually I’ve no clue how whistling works shit just happens #actually vampires are perfectly okay in sunlight as long as you give them those eye doctor sunglasses the like curled up ones #you can shape shift anything? fuck it we’re making a biblically accurate troll face #thinking about depressed high contrast troll face steelix

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east-side-militia · 2 months

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War boyfriends because I care them

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing fanart #herr major #hellsing major #hellsing doctor #herr doktor

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nuclearforest · 2 years

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Can I get the alphabet for my problematic fave, the Major? The entire thing, unless you prefer to pick and choose. Dealers choice

Y'all need to know that this is an NSFW alphabet. Everything inappropriate is below the cut.

That said, I’m more than glad to share my awful opinions (thanks, I think?) but I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I SPENT FAR TOO LONG DEBATING WHETHER HE’D HAVE A FULLY ROBOT BODY OR WOULD HAVE INSISTED THAT HE MAINTAINED HIS. UH. HUMAN DANGLY BITS. In the end I decided full robot because otherwise, by the time the series rolled around, it probably would’ve been like, a dried stick of cinnamon and two raisins. No amount of Viagra or Doc’s miracle pressure pumps would’ve worked.

Anyway, full offense against the Major below the cut lmao. Consider this challenge fully accepted. Note that based on the bonus comics for Hellsing that I totally consider him a weeb.

A is for Aftercare

This man is solely dedicated to himself. If he’s got a partner, I can’t really see him caring (unless, ofc, he’s handling one of his very expensive posable anime figures. THEN he’d clean them and probably sweet talk them or something. Otherwise the most Doc gets is a “no homo” in response to the brojob and is left to fend for himself).

B is for Body Part

Honestly Montana is the kind of guy who probably loves his face. Mom told him he was a cute boy and he still thinks he’s a cute boy. Honestly it could be worse. ON THE OTHER HAND. He’s a boob dude. Definitely stares in public and makes women uncomfortable. Somebody has to remind him to wear sunglasses if he really wants to be a pervert (but on some level he likes the disgust and revolt at being caught. He likes having the power to drive discomfort in another).

C is for Cum

I was three seconds away from saying he has a cumjar with an anime figurine in it but that’s far too much even for him. Instead, he very much wants to, uh, paint his lovers with it. Likes to leave them to clean themselves.

D is for Dirty Secret

Can’t get laid by a woman voluntarily so he has Doc give him brojobs.

E is for Experience

Absolutely knows what he’s doing to himself and how he likes to be touched. Has never pleasured a woman in his life and all he knows about them biologically is from hentai, despite Doc’s best efforts to teach him otherwise.

F is for Favorite Position

Cowboy or reverse cowboy. Also likes staring down at his partners. Really, it’s whatever will make him feel in control and make him do the least amount of work. He’s a little bit lazy.

G is for Goofy

The Major is serious but it’s also his brand of serious so he can say some totally off the wall shit, deadpan, at any given moment. At least he hasn’t broken into song yet.

H is for Hair

He’s well groomed. He’s a robot and doesn’t have a lot of upkeep, so Doc put it in once, fixed it into place, and that’s how it is. And yes, Montana insisted on the carpet matching the drapes. Woe to Doc that had to go and find a bunch of pubes and then make a skin out of them to attach to that segment of his body.

I is for Intimacy

He’s not a man for romance. He’s definitely into the degradation (unless you are one of his precious figurines) and at most is cordial with poor Doc.

J is for Jack off

Daily, probably. It fills the time.

K is for Kink

Dude gets off on lording power over others and degradation for sure. Also has a thing for school girl uniforms and short skirts. Doc is lucky he hasn’t been forced into one yet.

L is for Location

Honestly loves to get busy in his office. It’s become well known amongst his subordinates to knock and still leave a whole minute so he can fix himself up.

M is for Motivation

If he happens to see somebody publicly humiliated, a bunch of captured and desperate folks brought in as vampire food, or turns on the television and forgot he left something playing from the last time he, uh, beat the vegan meat alternative. (It’s not real meat if it’s a robot).

N is for No

Underage. He’s a man of taste, damn it, and anybody to suggest otherwise is hung from the gallows and fed to the soldiers.

O is for Oral

He only ever receives. If he had to give, it probably wouldn’t be very good because he’s either disinterested or lacking experience (have I ever said he’s never pleasured a woman?).

P is for Pace

He’s all for slow and sensual. Partly because it’s less energy on his part. And partly because he can draw out his partner’s discomfort with the situation.

Q is for Quickie

Sure, it’s an option. But it’s also a rarity because there’s not enough time to make a true spectacle of it. Not enough time to savor and enjoy something so animal.

R is for Risk

As much as he loves to fuck around and find out on the military and science side of things, he’s surprisingly risk averse. Refuses to do anything beyond brojobs with Doc and likewise stays in his very narrow lane for naughty material.

S is for Stamina

He’s a one and done. Also doesn’t want to oversaturate himself, surprisingly, so once a day is the limit (even if that may be a bit excessive). And duration is highly dependent. Doc gave that robot ween many, many settings.

T is for Toys

He is a toy, for one. And for two, he doesn’t have sex toys. Only those anime figurines. If he really needs something, he can bind some wrists with his tie.

U is for Unfair

Dude is incredibly unfair and his teasing is usually pretty mean. It never fails to get a rise when he really wants it to.

V is for Volume

Dude’s a stoic. Like, he’ll talk to a partner, sure, but beyond that he refuses to make any noise. You’re more likely to hear his inner mechanisms than hear him groan. Maybe a sigh here and there, but since he doesn’t have to breathe it’s a rarity.

W is for Wild Card

Totally organizes his figurines based on his favorite. Has like a MySpace Top 8 and regularly rearranges them based on how vivid his imagination gets.

X is for X-ray

Robot bits. And they’re fully customizable! Doc really outdid himself with that one. And then got like, 0 thanks. Rest in Pieces.

Y is for Yearning

Honestly hard to say. He’s a daily man, but it’s almost as much the routine as it is the drive to do it. So he’s like a 7/10 on the horny scale.

Z is for Zzz

He’ll go through his whole day without sleeping afterwards.

#hellsing meme #major montana max #hellsing doctor #nsft #i have awful taste #no offense to anybody who likes him but i had to #i did not take this seriously uwu #hellsing ultimate #mun rambles

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hellsingfandom · 9 months

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It's time for some really spectacular fanarts over here)

Come and see it, left some kudos and not be afraid: we don't bite if you don't want it)

#fandom kombat #fandom kombat 2023 #hellsing #alucard x integra #alucard #integra hellsing #alutegra #enrico maxwell #montana max #alexander anderson #walter c dornez #rip van winkle #the doctor

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ecoamerica · 19 days

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valentines-wh0re · 11 months

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ATTENTION ALL 16+ HELLSING FANS!

My friend and i made an 16+ Discord server for Hellsing!

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heatsu · 9 months

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Doc because I realised I've never drawn him seriously before

#heatsu art #traditional art #artists on tumblr #fanart #hellsing ultimate #the doctor #doc hellsing #ink

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laski-and-sage · 2 years

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Accidental AU no.3 - Actor AU

Not really accidental but we randomly started talking about it and adore it too much not to post it!!

What if Hellsing characters were actors.... for Hellsing

• Hans: "Oh my GOD finally I can talk again! Being mysterious because you don't talk- okay! But that shit? Man... no!"

• Alu: Do i really have to lick the floor? Cus if yes... Yikes

• Major: I'm glad that my german parents teached me this annoying accent, but it's not only annoying... it's fucking hard to do that!

• Schrödinger, reading the script: So basically I'm a furry...?

• Anderson: Yoooo vlad my dearest brother from another mother- I'm sorry but the next scene is a fight scene and even though you beat me last night with the vodka... I'm gonna win this one!

• Integra: Smoking? REALLY?! No! I'm not gonna- you do cgi? Okay, deal

• Seras: Aw man... i hate these push up bras- does this character really need so much tiddy?!

• Alu fighting Anderson: come @ me bro!! *the fight scene gets interrupted by them both laughing*

• Pip: I'm gonna die? Aw man... But at least I get the cool scenes!

Alex: we're all gonna die, what do you want?

• Doc: I am NOT discussing the outfit. I LOVE IT

• Maxwell: My voice... after all this manniacly screaming... it's dead like most of the cast-

• Alexander casing Maxwell around with a bayonet after they played the death scene just for fun. — Bonus points if Maxwell screams

• Alu making a selfie with pips running death scene in the backround and Integra stands besides him with the peace sign

• Maxwell making photos as Alu sleeps in one of the studio corners bc the nightscenes had to be made

• Zorin suffering with her Make-up. The Makeup-artists suffer as well

• Heinkel just annoyed bc the bandages for the last scenes. Scenes have to be remade cus those bandages constantly slip

• Heinkel just screaming of frustration and Anderson has to stop her from glueing them in place

• The dark gloomy scenes just get the funniest in the studio. So many bloopers

• Anderson just forgetting the bible texts and HE'S RECITE ANYTHING! Like starwars. Hobbit. Harry Potter

• *crosses bayonets* ... May the force be with you-

•"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Wasn't it more like... y'know... biblical stuff?"

"Yeah... I forgot..."

"Again?!"

"TRY TO REMEMBER THE BIBLE YOU BITCH!"

• *"stabs" Alucard* AVADA KEDAVRA

Alu: *laughing HARD*

As always. Maybe more will be added. But so far....its free to use. Just @ us so we can see it! :DD

#accidental au #actor au #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #alucard #alexander anderson #seras victoria #sir integra #integra hellsing #enrico maxwell #pip bernadotte #the major #major #montana max #the doctor #avondale napyeer #these are pretty much the messages we sent each other #laski out

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lilbluebastard · 4 months

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The men I like are really concerning…..like super concerning

Very concerning

I still love them tho ☺️🥰 my husbands and wife

#hellsing ultimate #alexander anderson #the deathslinger dead by daylight #the doctor #Herman carter #caleb quinn dbd

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