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Crack Millennium headcanons because nothing is serious and they all deserve to be mocked like the fools they are:
Major Montana Max: an idol stan. His fav is Love Live and his fav generation is Mu's. He has multiple instances of the rhythm game app and has spent literal houses worth of money to win his favorite gacha pulls.
Doc: runs the anime bathtub wiki and can identify anime girls by their feet.
Captain: probably has an OnlyFans or influencer level Instagram where he works out and sells his bath water to fund all his furry commissions because all of Millennium's funding goes to Montana's gacha addiction.
Zorin: is a reigning champion on the hit reality TV show Naked and Afraid. She has almost killed and eaten her partners because they were useless and she didn't want to see a dick for a month.
Rip: is a Disney adult. Her room is stuffed with merch and when Frozen comes out everybody in the base learns the words to Let It Go.
Schrodinger: is given access to the equivalents of those 1950s chemistry kits and has a copy of the anarchists cookbook. He's about halfway through all the recipes.
Jan: is The Man to consult on dick pic composition. Surprising understanding of lighting, pose, and frame content. Regularly consults with the Captain on how to maximize thirst traps.
Luke: most definitely catfishes people on dating apps as a hobby. His longest running is an LDR going on 2 years.
Tubalcain: has a thing for cougars. Regularly goes out to his local casinos to pick up old tourists and get pampered for the night.
Bonus Dark Walter: goes to various slam poetry nights exclusively to dunk on the poets. He has an Oxford education and does nothing with it beyond being a Mean Girl to the point he's regularly kicked out if venues. His own edgy ass poetry is surprisingly good.
#mun rambles#hellsing shitpost#hellsing ultimate#millennium#major montana max#hellsing doc#captain hans gunsche#zorin blitz#rip van winkle#schrodinger#tubalcain alhambra#dark walter#jan valentine#luke valentine#crack headcanons
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Did anyone ask Hirano whether was he inspired by this set while creating Doc's design or is he simply a visionary?
Because the first option would place him in the same line with Naoko Takeuchi and her love for haute couture.
#hellsing#kouta hirano#hellsing ultimate#naoko takeuchi mentioned#sailor moon mentioned#Hellsing doctor#hellsing doc#hellsing kyōju
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Guess who 🤓
#Avondale Napyeer#Hellsing obsession came back tenfold#herr doktor#Dok hellsing#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#hellsing doc#millennium#millennium hellsing#Dok#wip
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Doddle, fashion Evondale Dok Doky Doky
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The Justice
"Justice was served, the King was killed. God Hail the Queen!"
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Doc because I realised I've never drawn him seriously before
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Millennium Edition
The Major- Willy Shakes
Doc- Jawn Keets
The Captain- Jane Awesten
Zorin- Ernie Humming
Rip- Em Dicks
Alhambra- Lord Bye Ron
Luke- Tenny Son
Jan- Oscar Wild
Dark Walter- Ed AL Po
#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#millennium#the major#doc#the captain#montana max#avondale napyeer#hans gunche#zorin blitz#rip van winkle#tubalcain alhambra#the valentine brothers#luke valentine#jan valentine#dark walter#walter c dornez#meme#shitpost
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I'm working on an A/U fan fic about a distant cousin being adopted by Integra. I want to publish it on tumblr and need some technical help. Unlike most of you, I'm an older lady who isn't as computer savvy as you younger folk.
I'm writing it on MS Word on my laptop. What software should I transfer it to, in order to publish online?
I'm a little old lady who was involved in the 1980's goth scene. I'm proof that goths don't age out. I would appreciate any advice you can give. The story is written as a first-person diary by the young cousin.
Hey there!
First and foremost, I just want to say how touched I am that you're asking me for advice because I'm certainly no authority on writing or publishing works. Still, I'll answer your question to the best of my ability.
There's nothing wrong with using Microsoft Word for literary works such as fanfiction. I think the best path forward when it comes to writing software is to simply use what you're most comfortable with. If you're only familiar with Microsoft Word, then use Microsoft Word. It's a tried and true software that I've used countless times myself, especially when I was in school and university.
However, if you want to explore other avenues for software, you may be familiar with Google Docs. This is what I use myself for writing my fanfiction. If you have a gmail account, you should have access to Google Drive which is the storage file that contains helpful utilities like Google Docs. If you do not have a gmail account and have some other kind of email, you can still use Google Drive. Here's a link to directions on how to use your existing email to create a Google Account.
Here are the icons for Google Drive and Google Docs, respectively:
To try and simplify, Drive is a folder and Docs is the document inside the folder. You'll also have access to other tools as well, but you don't have to worry about those; I'm just focusing on Docs.
I'll stop there because I don't wish to insult your intelligence in case you're already quite familiar with or have Google Docs. But if you're not and you need any more guidance, please do not hesitate to reach out again! You can even DM me if you so wish.
Other than Microsoft Word or Google Docs, I don't really use any other writing software. I invite anyone who uses any other writing software to reblog this post with their insight and/or advice.
As far as publishing your work goes, if you're to publishing your fanfiction on Tumblr, you should be able to copy and paste the diary entries from Microsoft Word or whatever software you're using into a post and do it that way. Some people get fancy with it, but it's absolutely not necessary; it's just a preference and for aesthetic reasons. Be sure to tag your post with #hellsing and #fanfiction at the very least!
I'm also going to mention Archive Of Our Own (AO3) here as well. You've probably heard of this site too. I've only been on it for...4 or 5 years? And I won't lie to you, learning how to properly format my chapters using AO3's post function took some time. But if you have any interest at all in trying to use AO3, send in another ask or DM me and I'll help you as much as I can. In the meantime, I hope that I at least provided some insight and gave you the answer you were looking for!
On a different note, this fanfiction of yours sounds really intriguing! You don't get that many dairy entry fanfics, especially in the Hellsing fandom. Is it related to how Bram Stoker wrote his dairy entries in Dracula by any chance?
I wish you well on writing this fanfiction! Be sure to send me another ask or shoot me a message when you do publish it!
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I have come to a terrible realization
#i ran across some fanart of knubbler and thought it was doc at first glance#hellsing#metalocalypse#the doctor#dick knubbler
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Switch and Doc dressed up as Integra and Alucard from the anime Hellsing. Done as a request on my Patreon. ^^
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I love gay rights bec I'm a gay
However I am homophobic toward The Doctor and Major in particular
#the doctor hellsing#the major hellsing#hellsing ultimate#they're gay and i hate it#i mean shit doc's wearing a crop top#i hate that fruit smoothie#joke post#don't murder me plz
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Thanks for help with idea generation @rotten-hearts-sharp-teeth and @aristocraticpeasantgirl
#hellsing valentine dump#hellsing ultimate#hellsing millennium#captain hans gunsche#hellsing doctor#major montana max#zorin blitz#rip van winkle#tubalcain alhambra#schrodinger#somebody has to simp for doc and by God ari's gonna do it
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Мои хэдкононы по семье Док/Рип.
1. В семье Напьеров 6 детей (Александр Напьер, Мария Ван Напьер, Генрих Напьер, Гюнтер Напьер, Михаил Напьер и Эмили Ван Напьер).
2. Александр, Мария, Генрих, Гюнтер, Михаил, и Эмили очень хорошо ладят, но у Михаила и Эмили некая вражда за внимания отца.
3. Мария и Эмили по внешности похожи на Рип Ван, а в её характеру пошёл Генрих.
4. Александр,Гюнтер,Михаил пошли в отца так и в внешность, так и в характер.
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My headcons for the Doc/Rip family.
1. There are 6 children in the Napier family (Alexander Napier, Maria Van Napier, Heinrich Napier, Günther Napier, Mikhail Napier and Emily Van Napier).
2. Alexander, Maria, Heinrich, Günther, Michael, and Emily get along very well, but Michael and Emily have some sort of feud over their father's attention.
3. Maria and Emily are similar in appearance to Rip Van, and her character is similar to Heinrich.
4. Alexander, Gunther, Mikhail went to their father both in appearance and in character.
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Title Defense Four: The Suffering Will Never End
(Inspired by @haterb0y-m0e and @matchamabs posts respectively)
Before we actually get into the boxers I feel it should be said that in TD4 (and possibly even TD3), Little Mac will be given the ability to use Giga Mac because otherwise I think he would die without it. You could still try to fight the other boxers without it, but it would be way more difficult without it.
Glass Joe: It would probably be a sin if he didn't put shards of glass in his gloves. He literally has the word "glass" in his name and none of us thought to incorporate it into his moveset?
Von Kaiser: He shaves his head bald and brings his students into the ring. Also, both him and his students have done crack before the match began. Please don't tell their parents-
Disco Kid: Idk, he becomes a DJ and throws records at you during the match. Also he wears scene kid clothing from the early 2000s. Yes he will wear a Gir hoodie. Next question.
King Hippo: Along with wearing all the armor from his previous Title Defenses, he also eats during the match to regain health. The amount of health he gets back depends on what food he eats.
Piston Hondo: Let's just cut all the bullshit and give him a Death Note. He also dresses like Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate which totally won't foreshadow anything.
Bear Hugger: He sends the whole bear family from Berenstein Bears after you.
Great Tiger: He wouldn't do much, he would just distract you with a cup and ball trick mid match (bumbles mcfumbles reference).
Don Flamenco: At random points, his now wife Carmen gets into the ring to beat your ass. You can't fight back however for the same reason peach isn't in the game so you're only able to dodge.
Aran Ryan: He pretends not to cheat but after you knock him down a third time he brings back all the broken rules.
Soda Popinski: His blood has just been replaced with soda.
Bald Bull: He went to anger management classes and they were so effective they distract you with how scary he is when he isn't pissed.
Super Macho Man: Not only has he become broke (probably because he fell for a crypto scam /j) he also uses the ref as a weapon.
Mr.Sandman: Either just turns into Sans or he just tries to distract you by reading you a bedtime story.
BONUS BATTLE:
The Referee: Turns out you can't just turn someone into a weapon and then not expect them to have a screw go loose in their head afterwards. He actually used to be a damn good champion in his prime, but after being dethroned by Doc he forgot until your TD4 match with Macho. He copies all the broken rules of every boxer before him in 13 phases, and there are more than 3 rounds in this fight in order to accommodate this.
#punch out#punch out!!#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#bear hugger#great tiger#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr sandman
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-Cursed blood-
"In Berlin 1945, Blood chose someone else…"
AU, where everything went differently, and Doc became a vampire in 1945.
Some silly doodles with vamp!Doc in his bat form-
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