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bradleybirdshaw · 10 months

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my way of gauging height in order is “damn you little” “bad bitch height” “you gotta be adding inches to reach 5’11 .” “and wtf they feed you”

and here’s my scale applied to atsv 😊

#its my way of things #42miles gotta be bad bitch height #and i need to know what they feed hobie #he know damn well the lakers need a center #atsv #pavi my short king #and miles just look like he say “well technically speaking im not 5’7 im 5’11 when all is taken into accountability #height matters to me #helps me define characters #make up situations #feed my delusions #and all

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y97dgu · 11 months

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as soon as i saw the barbie trailer mugshot meme i knew... these two would be a good fit

#they came to the real world and look what happened #dis is having a good time no matter what even if its being arrested with her brother #thorin on the other hand is like aw shit here we go again #barbie 2023 #my art #thorin #thorin oakenshield #lady dis #tolkien #jrr tolkien #the hobbit #i know thorin is most likely 4'10 but im going with 5'2 bc im 5'2 and him being the same height as me makes me lol

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akuma-tenshi · 1 month

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i would like to introduce you all to the family my friend and i have created through sheer love of these characters

#the creation started with “what if kevin and kurt were like. in love”#bestie is a kevin main and i'm a memory main so through a bunch of matches of us playing them together she became his daughter #and therefore also became kurt's daughter bc in our brains they're husbands #for lily it's basically the exact same situation i play lily a lot and he mains kevin so now she's their daughter too #and then with matthias the whole thing was just “he needs a hug”#i don't actually know if matthias is a teenager. i personally see him as around like. 19 - 20 but i know that's not real bc he can drink #they've been giving me so much serotonin lately i can't be normal abt them #rambling #idv #identity v #kevin ayuso #kevin alonso #idv cowboy #lily barriere #idv cheerleader #idv memory #idv little girl #matthias czernin #idv puppeteer #kurt frank #idv explorer #kurtvin #i put way too much thought into their height differences. idk if it's totally accurate but it's close i think #what matters is that matthias and kurt are Tol kevin is shorter than them and lily and memory are Teeny bc they're kiddos

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skitskatdacat63 · 8 months

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I feel weirdly compelled by this

#like the way jarno has to be on his tiptoes in the first gif #and the way adrian keeps grabbing him to try and placate him #THE LAST GIF ESPECIALLY #idk just very very interesting vibes #me when race car drivers argue: 😳😳😳#not that im being particularly shippy abt it. i mean i really dont even think these two have even interacted really before this point #but theres just something about it idk...compells me #i think its just because of the height difference that makes me go insane no matter the context #also why are they both kinda caked up-#honestly what a wild crash. its so funny bcs theyre here like this like:#jarno bitching at adrian x adrian trying to calm him down(even tho it was pretty much jarnos fault imo)#and then(not pictured on screen) fernando in the corner who also was taken out in the crossfire 😭😭#theres this pic where all three are walking to the pits #and its funny bcs they didnt even notice nano crashed so its like hey wait wtf are you doing here??????#well anyways this was captioned 'the girls are fighting!' in my race notes and its very apt #more gifs to come obv :D #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2009 brazilian gp #jarno trulli #adrian sutil #*i am actually so blind wow. i said nano not pictured but he literally right there in the back 🤦‍♀️#fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1

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aq2003 · 1 year

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this scene is such a disaster

#percy de rolo #vex'ahlia #perc'ahlia #BECAUSE LOVE WINS #critical role #vox machina #cr #cr1 #matt once again giving me psychic damage for not rewarding a nat 20 with ANYTHING #HE DOESNT WANT THE GANG TO HAVE THAT JAVELIN BACK. NO MATTER HOW MANY MATH PERCY DOES </3 #anyway this is so insane to me. percy figures out where the javelin fell. goes w vex on her broom to point out where it is.#realizes that he's deathly afraid of heights so he has a panic attack and throws up. vex sees this and does the same.#then percy starts reciting the quadratic formula and vex throws up again. TRULY the scene of all time.

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maegalkarven · 6 months

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I understand what you’re saying about the Chosen of the dead 3, but I think Orin and Gortash are in the same boat. She wasn’t part of the plan at all, she killed or tried to kill her sibling to actively be part of the plan. She wasn’t even Bhaal’s chosen, she forced into that position herself. And if her abuse is grounds for understanding, then I’d say Gortash’s abuse is too. Sold to a devil as a child and tortured for years until he escapes and he grasps at anything to be in control so no one can control / hurt him again. I think he’s a shit person that did shit things, but I do like the character. And I don’t think Orin’s abuse outweighs that of Gortash. Someone/something messed them both up really bad. Bhaal uses Orin’s bloodlust and trauma to get her to do what he wants, Bane uses Gortash’s fear and need for control to get him to do what he wants. Gortash isn’t more/less redeemable because he’s the smart one that put the plan together. Also being Bane’s chosen means if he fails, he’s tortured for eternity. After being tortured for years, I’d imagine he’d do quite literally anything to not end up there again. Either they’re both redeemable or they’re both not in my eyes at least. Ketheric is the most redeemable for sure, he started out with a decent reason at least.

Gortash is my absolute fav actually because of all the layers. He's a fucking onion.

"Trapped in narrative- escaping the narrative"wise Gortash is the only one who actively walks into His.

He could do anything he wanted after escaping Hells. He wasn't exactly chained up or forced to climb the ladder to world domination.

Back then he still had a choice, even if his mind, twisted and turned by being Raphael's captive, didn't want that choice. Because fear is a strong thing, fear can control person in the worst possible ways. I believe Gortash chose "be the worst ever so no one can hurt him again" road and narrative himself.

But he CHOSE it. (The same way, some might argue, Ketheric chose not letting Isobel go, but I think Ketheric simply wasn't able to let her go)

Orin is different because she didn't exactly force herself into the narrative; she had always been in the narrative. She was born into the narrative.

No Bhaalspawn is ever free and no Bhaalspawn is ever not Bhaal's tool. She would inevitably be put on Durge's path because Bhaal loves putting his children against each other and because only One Bhaalspawn can remain. She even tried to play by the rules and challenged Durge, who didn't take her seriously and refused.

Both Orin and Gortash are more tragic than Ketheric because they're broken children who can never let it go.

Gortash is willingly not letting it go while Orin is literally trapped in it (her family, her cult, Father Bhaal in her head).

Ketheric is someone who, if convinced he can actually redeem himself (and if Isobel is alive), would try it.

Orin can only be redeemed if you forcibly take her out of her cult and cut off Bhaal's influence getting DIRECTLY INTO HER MIND. (Bhaal doesn't really have children, only victims)

Orin could easily be on Durge's place, tadpoled and amnesiac. Tbh I feel like her losing memory is the only way she could ever break free because for her where was nothing but Cult and Bhaal. She wasn't allowed anything else. Confronted with the truth about her upbringing, she's horrified; she also had been punished by Bhaal before for disobedience, Bhaal commands her what to do and Bhaal literally strips her of her own will and body because this is what Bhaal does. But if we can claw her out of it, knock her memories away and cut Bhaal off? Then she has a chance.

That's pretty much the only way she can have it (there's a reason Jaheira calls her lost soul).

But Gortash would not want redemption because he was not forced into the path of tyranny. He chose it. He quite likes it up on the top. He's comfortable over there being the worst and selling people and giving explosives to children. The only thing better would be if he had someone to share his kingdom with, someone who gets his genius.

If put on the ground, he will try to climb right back again. He doesn't care about freeing himself because in his mind only on the very top is where he is free. This narrative not his cage, it's his castle, he build it and he's not giving it up.

That's why any attempt to actually "redeem" him would fail because he is Not Interested in That. He is interested in Power and Being the Biggest and Strongest. Also so ppl would love him, idk how he plans to balance it out with his tyranny, but he pretty much requires the gaping audience. Admire him, everyone.

I have several plots of dragging him off his high horse bc the other alternative is his death, but all these plots require things to be the way where he's actively stripped of power in some way or another bc only his own survival will make him somewhat cooperate on an equal level (one particular ally, durge or tav, but more often durge aside). He is not a team player. He pretends he is.

There are, sure, some AU salvations for him, but no redemption because He Genuinely Does Not Regret a Thing, nor will he.

Neither is Orin, but Orin is a broken doll with a god of murder in her head. She lost herself so long time ago no one even recalls it.

Gortash has himself because no one ever had him. He will do anything for his survival and this is why he does not want or require redeeming. Not dying from Netherbrain, that's another story. But he inevitably always serves his own interests first.

Orin fights for the awful love and approval of a cruel god, Ketheric's love for his daughter transcends her death.

Orin and Ketheric's narratives are two sides of the same coin.

"A child craving affection of a cruel parent" VS "parent doing unimaginable horrors bc of the love for their child."

Gortash is out of that particular narrative, his narrative is "There's No One But Me. Only I Matter. No one loved me so I will love me in excess. No one loved me so no one deserves my love".

It is an echo and awful influence of his tragic past, but it's something he actively chooses. He loves that narrative of his, even if it doesn't exactly fulfill him 100% (because it's lonely on the top. Because somewhere deep inside Enver Flymm still lives. Because he can't let Enver Flymm go no matter now pathetic that past self of his is).

His tragedy is of being lonely af and not admitting it/not having anyone to match him in his genius, but not his Tyrant Path. This one he chose for himself.

The thing is, of course gods use their Chosen ones. I think Gortash knows that, and I think he also actively uses Bane. He wears the coat protecting him from the fear and is a chosen of a Dread Lord. That's telling. He doesn't actually serve Bane, he serves himself and aligns himself with Bane for as long as it works for him.

#lord enver gortash #enver gortash #ketheric thorm #orin the red #it's about the choice and the illusion of it #orin never had the illusion of choice #you don't have that being raised as a child of bhaal in a temple of bhaal #ketheric could not live with the choices he was given and so he broke the rules #gortash had choices but his vision was impaired by his life's experiences #he has a tunnel vision #someone once said gortash would def try to otherthrow bane if the control over the absolute was gained and i totes agree with it #and in the whole 'hubris' way too #There's nothing too high for him to climb #no heights he would not try to reach #no head he would not step on to climb #is it a tragedy of his messed up childhood? yeah. is he content with it? Yeah #me forcibly dragging enver from the top bc I love him: No. No power for you. get tadpoled. get abandoned by bane.#idk get a child what will lock you into a prison of caring for someone else. You will get Better No Matter How Much You Struggle #Enver Gortash is such a good example of Doing The Worst Choices for His Own Well Being #And actively destroying everything by that #like he can't outrun being human he can't outrun having feeling and needing others and being lonely #But gods does he try does this stupid fucker try

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kyistell · 12 days

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*cough cough* I heard someone say Baseball NY and Hockey NJ?

@alaskashigh *points aggressively* YOU!!!! I wanted to do this literally all day since I saw your post!!!!

I think this is like such a fun dynamic, whether it's shipped or just their normal bullshit (personally I don't ship them but I can agree with those who do ship them, they are very cute together)

They are arguing about who gets the backyard probably, a very common argument once the baseball season pops up I'd imagine (and I am), half the time the only reason they stop is because of a meeting lol

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republicanidiots · 27 days

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Trump, of course, went all out to offer Israel anything it wanted, in love with Israeli power, violence and repression. Recognised the Golan Heights annexation, Jerusalem annexation, supported settlement policies all in violation not only of international law but of US policy. US had supported the Security Council resolutions that banned the Israeli takeover of Golan Heights and of Jerusalem. Trump reversed all that. … -- Noam Chomsky, 4/9/23

#noam chomsky #chomsky #palestine #israel #donald trump #politics #voting #election #golan heights #jerusalem #tell. me again it doesn't matter whos president #political history

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hawthornesbiggestfan · 2 months

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i love how most lyra x grayson shippers (aka all of us) are most concerned abt the height difference rn

#no bcs me too #but honestly i wouldn't gaf #ITS 2024 HEIGHT DOESNT MATTER #except it kinda does #LMAOO keep it real yall #grayson hawthorne #lyra kane #the grandest game

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honeydots · 10 months

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who arrested the crown prince

#fe14 #fire emblem fates #xanlow #fe xander #fe laslow #another low effort meme for you guys #i know the barbie meme is slightly old at this point but it matters not to me. it does not matter to I!#all that matters is this is somehow laslow's fault and we all know it. i love u buddy #laslow voice i am GOING to get fired #dots draws #dots on the soapbox #also (slyly inserts height hcs)

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gemharvest · 4 months

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Anybody else have immediate turn-offs when it comes to fan shipping works. I can't stand when characters who canonically are very close in height are suddenly given an insane height difference. Bonus points if it's used as an attraction factor (therefore more attention is called to it), and extra bonus points if it's the shorter one being into the taller one's height.

#ramblings #this is ok to rb and/ or give add-ons too. to clarify. my first sentence wasn't entirely rhetorical #anyways this thought was spurred on by something but it doesnt matter. cuz it does annoy me in general #would it be incorrect of me to say it feels like it's the same vibes as `who is the man and who is the woman?`#(<- when it comes to gay pairings)#i get that people are into height differences but aside from the fact that i dont care abt them at all.. why not do stuff abt it #with characters that have an actual canon height difference....

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aziraphool · 4 months

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wuthering heights is so funny. catherine really just said "do not talk about heathcliff with me or i'll throw myself out this fucking window"

#wuthering heights #'hush this moment! you mention that name and i will end the matter instantly by a spring from the window!' GIRL 😭😭😭#+ 'i don't want you edgar. i'm past wanting you... return to your books... i'm glad you posses a consolation for all you had in me is gone'#HELLO????#i am having SUCH a good time rn emily bronte ily

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yestrnight · 4 months

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people always be talking about size kink and it's the bigger dom folding their smaller sub in half NO... the beauty is in a partner half your size absolutely abolishing you and making you their bitch

#drooling rn #oh oh ohhh.... this is why height doesnt matter to me #either way both is good. both is gooodddd #.txt

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arsene-fixates · 2 months

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