bruce, without batman would probably be the most ANNOYING parent at any and all of his kids' extracurriculars.
dick has a gymanstics meet, bruce is giving the pep talk of the century but absolutely slamming on the other kids, "you're the best thing walking, bradely cant even breathe the same air as you."
jason's on the debate team, bruce has spent the entire meet going "great point! that's my son!" relentlessly muttering about how jason might as well just be the whole team by himself at this point.
tim's in the robotics club and they're holding their annual robot games, bruce is barking in the crowd, front row, "cmon timmy you got this"
damian's art was picked for a charity auction, bruce is pulling out all the stops cuz his kid is better than everyone else's and so is work and he'll be damned if anyone's painting goes for more than his
bruce is just the most annoying, insufferable, asshole parent that's full tiger mom for his kids but like, hey, they're happy. all those kids walk out of each event with a new trophy, a new medal, a new plaque grinning from ear to ear, blushes on their face with their dickhead father right behind them happier than a pig in shit, as proud as he can be
in my head, pta dad bruce is an absolutely brutual soccer mom who operates under "fuck them kids" unless they're his 😭 that man is raising WINNERS
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the writing for the 13th doctor was Incredibly shrewd and inherently aware that while the doctor being a 'woman' didn't matter in the show or make a difference to the character, it very much Was a thing out in the world, and I feel like we should have talked about that more.
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Like with Riz, Imma stand beside Fabian. Unlike Riz, Imma defend him too. Right or wrong, that’s my man and imma stick beside him and defend every and all actions
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regulus is dark storms and quiet libraries. he is pain and longing. quick glances and tired eyes.
james is the sun after the rain comes in. he is loud music and friends laughing. blushing cheeks and secrets touches.
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@andyyywastaken two whole christmases min kjærlighet, to many more <3
@stinkman007 resident mustaine B]
@mezzyb0nb0n WOWOWOWOWW my first tally hall moot i think :3
@sk3z thing i found under my couch /affectionate
@sincerecinnamon IIIII don’t talk to you nearly enough sorry i rlly shld :(
@pillatedcompills i haven’t talked to you in ages either i’m sorry 😭😭
@strwberipawsu YAAAAAAAAAAAY worm friend
@theplushiesystem WHAHAHAHAOOOOOOOO COD GHOST GOD CHOST GOC DOGHTS CHOST GOD CODGHOTS GOST COCK
@thatboredaroace friendo!! *patpat* another friendo i need to talk to more sorry >_<
@bring-onthe-rain hehehehhhh gayhall
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my way of gauging height in order is “damn you little” “bad bitch height” “you gotta be adding inches to reach 5’11 .” “and wtf they feed you”
and here’s my scale applied to atsv 😊
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why does changing your icon feel like cutting your hair after a breakup
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I wanna do some TGM roleplay/rp. I miss that so much. 😭😭. I had an Hangster one (writing Jake's part) but my partner she wasn't into.Top gun anymore... please, send a dm
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