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georgevilliers · 2 months

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#i'm actually just going to live in this video for the rest of my life #nicholas in queer roles is something that can actually be so personal #also i want to know if he's the token straight in a group of queer people #like do his friends call him spicy straight bc thats what we do with our token straight #so many questions #who am i joking nick is definitely spicy straight!!!!!!!#nicholas galitzine #mary & george #mary and george #red white and royal blue #my posts #for legal reasons these tags are a joke i don't assume sexualities of anyone ✌🏼

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desperatecheesecubes · 7 months

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Listen I’m all for more trans and otherwise gender divergent characters in dc comics but Kon didn’t want people to call him Superboy because he viewed himself as SuperMAN. He wanted agency and control over his own life through the means of emancipation from the authorities attempting to control him and his growth was learning to both allow himself to be a kid and to mature mentally.

#gnc Kon always felt a bit odd to me as an interpretation like I think Kon low key that Dude Guy that’s almost the friend groups token #straight but is actually a confused bisexual #lol I love him dearly #anyway if I’m gonna campaign for any of the Young Just Us crew to be GNC Bart is top of my list that boy is an any pronouns speedster and #you can’t change my mind #anyway ideal storyline for Kon for me would be he and Tim both figure out new identities Kon admits he wants to make out with Tim #Tim has a crisis about liking both Bernard and Kon before realizing he had two hands and they all end up in a very happy thruple #because I’m timkon trash to the ends of my days but also dc shouldn’t hire me because Kon deserves his own solo ongoing again #mine #conner kent #not me going off in the tags #Kon el

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tomiyeee · 1 year

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man i wish people would stop dumping their lgbt+ donnie headcanons on my when i say i hc him as straight. let me have my headcanons in peace, dammit

#he's not once shown interest in men but there are several women he's shown attraction to #im just following canon #equishit #also sometimes it's funnier #donnie being an ei simp or doing homophobic microaggressions against leo isn't nearly as funny if he's not straight #every friend group needs its token straight that's on thin ice <3

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butchclues · 4 months

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say why in the tags

#poll #tumblr polls #lgbtq #lgbt pride #gay #lesbian #bisexual #trans #queer #mine is my dad because he used to go to gay clubs back in the day because they played the best dance music #convinced that if he was my age he’d be some gay friend group’s token straight guy #my mum is on thin ice because she went to an all girls boarding school #but she has painfully heterosexual energy

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hexados-on-a-string · 8 months

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before i go back into hibernation again. spectra and gus' mechtanium surge designs >>>>>>>>>>> their new vestroia designs. i think they're just cooler and less messy and all over the place. i also appreciate that it does actually look like they're older which is neat. also i think gus looks kinda like a prince.

#i will say. spectra's ms outfit IS one of the gayest outfits ive ever seen.#no i wont explain. he just looks gayer. thats all u need to know.#i like to think their outfits are more coherent and better looking bc they got their lives together #nv spectra is iconic but there's just so much going on. and gus' orange coat in nv is. kinda ugly ngl #i love gus but that coat was atrocious #also the purple on spectra's ms mask makes it looks like he has eyeshadow im not the only one who sees that right #ive said this before but the funniest thing is seeing everyone in ms wearing regular clothes #and then spectra's overdramatic goth ass shows up. i love him.#like at least in nv when he was w the brawlers he took the mask and coat off. he doesn't do that in ms. at all.#id say that its like when a straight friend group has a token gay friend but like.#look me dead in the eyes and tell me that any brawler is straight. u cant. its impossible. none of them are. they told me.#i do like mira's nv design more but mostly bc im mildly annoyed they made her more femme. they should've made her more butch methinks.

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eugeniedanglars · 2 years

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before international lesbian day ends i just want to give a shoutout to my newest blorbo ayesha. every day i am on my knees begging for you to get a girlfriend in season 2 (whenever that may be) who isn’t a fucking influencer

#we are lady parts #fr if i still had gifmaking software i WOULD be making an 'every friend group should include' gifset #mean bisexual (saira) even meaner lesbian (ayesha) she/theys and he/theys (bisma and wasim)#a token straight that's on thin ice (ahsan) an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized (momtaz) and a short king (amina)#alternately you could switch bisma and momtaz they both have she/they astrology bitch energy

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peapod20001 · 1 year

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Cracks me tf up how Ozzie is literally. He looks exactly how he did when I first drew him

#random post #the only *real* differences are cus. I draw differently now than I did early 2021 😭#overall his colors and shapes are p much the same lol like the others? very noticeably different #he was just always cool ig lmao #yknow what? they all at least. you can tell who is who #hand their colors have been relatively consistent (ignoring that first drawing with August I literally didn’t know wtf I was doing lol)#THE FRUIT DADS ARE. 2 YEARS OLD NOW???#WHAT!!! THE FUCK MAN!!!! 😭#and they still have their signatures (by that I mean they still have their like. shticks)#(like Max was always the big dark creepy cool fucker. Ozzie was mad for no apparent reason)#(Blondee was chill and tired. August was always kinda silly/weird with a NEED to be with people)#(goose was always sweet and clueless and gangly)#but they’ve definitely changed a lot too! especially August lmao like he used to be the token straight guy but then I gave him 8 boyfriends #to compensate for my crimes </3 #and I definitely made them more like the ages they are (40’s) both looks wise and how they act (I try to at least lol)#I definitely made their personalities better. sorry but they weren’t. exaggerated and cool enough back then </3 #and I made August and Goose cousins and August and Blondee ex’s (I am ignoring that one post with August friend flirting goose. I don’t see)#overall they’re more fleshed out (both character wise and. they’re thicker now GAGGABAGAH)#and it’s p easy for me to write dialogue with em now! I know how they go about talking and their mannerisms and more or less how they feel #about certain topics/people/things. woof. they’ve come a long way I really need to draw a really good group shot of them...#ok I kinda got sidetracked and forgot what point I was trying to make lmao but!! love the fruit dads!! love the fruit daughters!! sometimes #it just takes a year to get things situated!! 😭

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thewingedwolf · 1 year

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me: a is always flirting with me that’s why i think she could date a woman.

all of my friends at once: wow she is just being friendly, you sound like such a guy right now

IS THIS WHY ALL GAY WOMEN NEVER KNOW WHEN THEYRE IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT WHEN I GO “hey a you look hot as hell in that dress” AND THEN SHE BATS HER EYELASHES AT ME AND TELLS ME MY ASS LOOKS NICE IN MY LEGGINGS THEY THINK THATS FRIENDLY. THEY THINK SHES NOT FLIRTING WITH ME. IT DOESNT MATTER IF SHES DOING IT BC SHES BORED OR JUST LIKES A FLIRT DO THEY THINK SHE ISNT *FLIRTING*

#do u kno what happens when i tell the other straight girl in our friend group that her ass looks nice in her jeans??#she goes ‘rani quit playing’ bc she knows i mean it in a gay way aksjsjsjs. pls. so quickly the youths forget their history and #josh hutchinson telling a glaad event he’s heteroflexible and every hunger games gay screaming about it #that is a to a t. i do not actually think she is closeted but also. who knows she’s had a stressful life it is very possible she is gay &#didn’t know and it has nothing to do with shame it’s just sometimes it takes a while to know yourself!!!! have none of these bitches ever #been super convinced a specific friend of theirs was a little fruity was i just surrounded by the gayest straight people imaginable #i mean i know i was i was in theater class we were obnoxious personality gays & fag hags & a few token republicans who did crew #but come on. do i finally understand why gay people who can’t pass as straight are always so bitchy about the ones that can aksksjsjsjsjss

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bibiana112 · 1 year

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Me yelling furiously in the discord call about a random subject not because I'm mad but cause I'm just Opinionated™ and can't regulate how that sounds very well and feel safe enough to do so steadily actually getting annoyed because the one person in the call who doesn't know me keeps teasing about me being mad and for me to calm down is not a fun thing except when this one guy with the Kel icon does it because mine is still Aubrey and that fits their dynamic so much it's funny

#my friends are playing pokemon on discord #which means interacting with people who are my friend's friends #but not my friends #and sometimes it annoys me because in person I can just look at someone wrong and they know they said something kind of insensitive #and it's easier to tackle those in person immediately to know if they're gonna respect that boundary or if I can just straight up #explicitly dislike them #but this middle ground is annoying cause they're not passing my vibe check but idk if it's just the environment #like no one takes anything seriously on a call except me who takes everything seriously to an extent and won't consider them friends #Until they have at least one genuine conversation with me #so yeah weird vent my tummy hurts so bad I wish I was on call today but alas painn #one of the times I ''snapped'' about something was some bullshit take on being queer by the token straight dude of the group #and him I actually know irl despite not being close he is part of the friend group #and on the next time we got together for the same activity he starts out with ''hey you're not mad at me right I did some thinking on it #and I really did say some stuff that I'm not proud of I should do better please don't dislike me 👉👈''#and like! damn! if I had done that intentionally that'd be impressive but I was just saying shit! I wasn't even mad!#wasn't even too serious but he still did some reflection upon that and I was real happy that's what came out of it?#he's not the kind of person who would say that just from fear of losing a friend he barely talks to either so it was legit just My Vibe wow #Void fala aí

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nexus-nebulae · 2 years

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🍒 for the ask game?

OOH ok we have a lot of these but here's one:

so Tom recently was hanging out with Ro in headspace, about a week ago? and they were talking about sexualities and stuff, and Tom said something along the lines of, he considers himself straight, but he might be something like heteroflexible

not even ten minutes later Tom's pretty much fallen asleep so Ro's first thought is 'oh i have to carry this dumbass to bed, ok' so he just PICKS HIM UP

and Tom kinda wakes up a little from this and he's just. being Held. and has a Moment like ',,,,,,,,,, oh fuck'

and yeah that's how tom figured out he was bi-

#echos #I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING HAPPEN AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY #HE'S BEEN THE TOKEN STRAIGHT OF OUR FRIEND GROUP (IN-SYS) FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS NOW #AND THEN WITHIN THE SPAN OF TEN MINUTES HE WAS LIKE 'oh fuck nevermind'#ALSO WHENEVER HE TOLD THE REST OF US WE WERE ALL LIKE 'FUCKING FINALLY HIS EGG CRACKED'#if anyone wants to send this question again to hear another story btw feel free lol #we have plenty

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nightmareonpeachstreet · 1 year

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I strongly believe that no one in Sumeru is straight (except Vihar)

#I almost didn't include Vihar in the Sumeru friend group post but like.#genuinely could not find another straight character in all of Sumeru #check ur watch in Sumeru and all the numbers have been replaced by the word ''gay''#it's always gay o'clock in Sumeru #Vihar could be bi I just get the vibe that he's the token straight guy #good for him tho love who u love Vihar #his crush on Dunyarzad is very wholesome. she's just a lesbian so. there are more girls in the world Vihar don't worry #Genshin Impact //

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whyismangososour · 7 months

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in so many steddie headcanons and fanfics I think it’s so funny how often people will write the kids figuring out that steve and eddie are dating all on their own as if they aren’t teenagers in the 80s with raging hormones who regularly fight monsters and thus would absolutely not be paying attention or care enough to notice it

#i think their minds would be a little preoccupied with other shit tbh #arguably the only exception would be dustin #but even that I don’t think is true #because he’s the token straight in this friend group #and token straights are always so clueless #the others are either too deep in the closet #or too caught up in their own world of drama and near-death-experiences #depending on your interpretation #they’d only realize something is happening via one of them accidentally walking in on steve and eddie making out lmao #and even then i think their brains would short circuit a little #stranger things

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starry-teacup · 10 months

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My friend: I don’t know why you guys keep calling me bi I’m a token straight.

Also my friend: I’d kiss a guy to prove my straightness, but kissing a girl is so much more appealing.

#She also cannot sit in a chair normally #And the finger guns #So many finger guns #Did i mention her cuffed jeans and doc martins #And let’s not forget that bi-ass haircut #Her boyfriend refers to her as ‘gay but ironically straight’#He’s told me he worries sometimes that one day he’s gonna get a message on Pinterest from her saying that she’s gone to elope with me #Because she once said to the group that i regularly make her gayer #She also told me that if i called her darling one more time she would be forced to make out with me #Token straight friend amirite

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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James Potter is that extremely supportive lgbt ally and the only token straight male in his friend group in high school until he shows up to his tenth high school reunion happily married to a guy

#regulus black #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #jegulus #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker

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heart-of-the-morningstar · 11 months

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Every friend group should have…

A himbo