hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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this tube of pringles that i got today is like. supremely overseasoned. like there was a layer of flavor salt that had to be like as thick as a coin on one of the chips
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some of the dialogue in god of war kills me
"Hey, Mimir. Did you ever notice Thor... talk to his hammer?"
"Oh, he's still doing that???"
"Yeah.. Is he like.. charming the steel or casting a spell or something?"
"No. Just a weird bloke."
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did i just see a genuine attempt at a harambe meme in current year 2024
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