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In hindsight it should have been obvious it was hyunjae running the system in that particular dungeon because who else would give Yoojin S-rank catboy accessories to wear as dungeon drops?

Muichiro really said: "Now that I have my memories back I have one (1) job and that's adoring Kamado Tanjirou and I plan to be the best at it starting now."

And then he just did.

You can hear the adoration in his voice when he thanks him at the end. 🩵

In my head Cellbit ran away giggling twirling his hair and kicking his feet in the air

Thinking about writing a Locklyle fic where Lucy gets kidnapped and Lockwood has to come save her. But then the whole thing would just go down like this:

Lucy: Listen man you made the wrong choice kidnapping me, my boyfriends going to kill you when he gets here.

The kidnapper: Yeah right I bet you don't even have a boyfriend-

Lockwood, bursting through the door rapier in hand looking like he's about to stab someone: LUCYAREYOUOKIMLITERALLYGONNAKILLTHISGUYNOONELAYSAHANDONMYGIRLFRIEND

That Leviathan DLC was good for one thing: seeing Garrus so wet (lol) and worried about Shepard omg

When he says But Shepard I got goosebumps

Also Never do that again...

I'm sorry but later that night Shepard demanded he use that tone again, it's all I'm sayin

yall know the whole "a fell first, b fell harder" thing right? yeah, mammon said fuck it, ima do both and i love him for that

This might be a bit of a stretch but as someone who grew up with a Russian speaking parent I know that it is not only tradition but usually also seen as crucial to have your child memorize at least one of Pushkin’s (a really important romantic poet) poems, so I cannot help but imagine Childe reciting a poem or too to himself while thinking of his lover? Or even to his lover? I do presume the effect would be quite different if the object of his affections did not understand the language? But still? Beautiful freckled man reciting tragic romance poetry in foreign tongue? I am sorry but Childe reciting Pushkin love poems under his breath that his mother made him learn when he was but a little boy makes my brain go brrrrrr

HE TOTALLY WOULD

It's more so of a treat if you don't understand the language. Childe has this habit of talking to himself in native language, or even talking to you if he doesn't want you to know something. That's why he just sometimes comes up to you when you're doing something, grabs your cheeks and goes off about something in his native language. You've grown accustomed to it and don't question it anymore. Sometimes he finishes with an annoyingly loud kiss to your cheek or anywhere else on your face, which makes you yelp every single time.

It is during casual conversation that he nonchalantly reveals he has been reciting love poems to you in his mother tongue, and you have never been the same again.

@tootyfuckingfruity asked: “I live inside your head. I do I live in your head.”

charles was so in love with baby, and he was honored to have the baby firefly in his head. he didn't want anyone else inside his head. " i'll do anything you want me to do. " he uttered, standing still as a smile etched upon his bloodied features. " if you want me to kill my friends, i'll do it, just for you. "

falling for women be like that

before the pretty girl encourages you vs. after the pretty girl encourages you

@sctivas sent 📸 for 3 - 5 pictures 𝐊𝐈𝐀𝐍 has of 𝐘𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐍 .

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄 taken the night he asked her to be his girlfriend ; he'd asked her to come over so they could watch some movies and it kind of just happened . he snapped this picture after going to grab popcorn because he couldn't believe his luck .

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎 being a photographer boyfriend after she had stolen one of his shirts ! they decided to do a little photoshoot - style session where he took pictures of her and she took pictures of him , even finding a belt to accessorize the look .

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 date night ! he'd taken her out to dinner at some super fancy restaurant and then to an art gallery , which was probably one of his more classier date ideas and he was extremely proud of it .

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 this picture was posted on his instagram as a photo dump post , but was taken when they went away for a weekend ski trip . they had a spa evening after a busy day skiing , and this photo was taken just before they were kicking back and watching comedies .

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

absolutely wild that Bryan Fuller did this on national television

i dont understand gamers writing their wardens with an unrequited crush on alistair. you cant seduce one virgin puppyboy?