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the-music-maniac · 5 months

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How to get your brainwashed husband back - a tutorial by Roronoa Zoro:

Exhibit A:

Tiddies

Aka I got tired of crying over zosan angst

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houseswife · 6 months

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bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that

#can’t get over the car scene where tritter is like ‘you’ll go to prison if you don’t tell the truth about him’#and wilson just goes ‘better me than him’#and tritter just gets inscreasingly baffled by his commitment to being number 1 house defender #gay people bro 😭😭 outside perspective on that relationship goes crazy #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #or like alternatively #can you imagine being julie wilson #and your husband comes home one day and he’s like I lost my job #and u ask why #and he says that house committed too many crimes and you refused to get him fired #my man was down bad 😭 stand by your mannn and show the world you love him

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heliopixels · 2 years

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I am not immune

#i was going to hold off posting for a while but then he won number 1 robot husband and i had this sitting in my wips so.#congrats to him btw he's the only one that deserved to win #ultimate robot husband #transformers #maccadam #transformers earthspark #tf earthspark #earthspark soundwave #soundwave #tf soundwave #i dont fucking know tags i feel like i say this every art post but i genuinely have no fuckinv idea what to tag #eyestrain #earthspark #fanart

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astrobei · 1 year

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on june 11th 1993, mike wheeler drags his vaguely amused (and highly endeared) boyfriend will byers to the movie theater, shells out for the largest size popcorn they have available, and gets 2 premium, middle-row seats to watch steven spielberg’s jurassic park

(he’s been vibrating with anticipation ever since the first trailer came out. he makes will go see it with him another five times before it leaves theaters.)

#he would be jurassic park’s number one fan this is so important to me #as someone who is jurassic park’s number 2 fan #the book also is in my top 5 books of all time i think. just absolutely brilliant #and mike would LOSE HIS FUCKING MIND #THE T. REX ANIMATRONIC??? IN 1993 ?? ARE U KIDDING??#he makes the whole party go see it too and they also lose their shit #like this boy would ride this high straight through the 2010s #52 year old mike wheeler is watching it with his husband will byers rn actually he told me so #everyone just went home after his bday dinner and they’re having movie night #anyways this popped into my head earlier (for reasons) and now u can pry this hc from my cold dead hands thanks #also like. will would also be so excited dont get me wrong #he would be losing his shit #but in my head dinosaurs are like marginally more mike’s thing #yk #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #/astro posts

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bivampir · 2 years

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LOUIS WAS 33 WHEN HE WAS TURNED IN 1910.

LOUIS WAS WITH LESTAT FOR 20 YEARS

#DAMN. 20 FUCKING YEARS AND HE DIDN'T SAY HE LOVES HIM ONCE?????????? IM NUMBER 1 LESTAT HATER BUT BITCH #no but REALLY Lestat is sooo clingy and desperate for love n attention and he didn't hear ONE ''i love you'' for 20 yrs. mental illness #just in case someone decides to read in the worst faith possible: I THINK BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUR HUSBAND IS BAD. JESUS #iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire spoilers #my posting #mild failpost #iwtvposting

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partoftheairforce · 8 months

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ross and this bass calls for feral hours

#he is my baba #he is my husband #he is my everything #i would let him do anything to me #i love ross #ross is number one #the 1975 #ross macdonald

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pm-00 · 7 months

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Ohhhhh everyone on purgatory is about to witnesses first hand the power of love is all it's gory, violent, wrathful splendor!!! <333

#remember when cellbit was live now that i have love on my side i can take down the federation etc etc?#they took his son and they have just now taken his sister and his husband (who he has called his purpose)#llamen a dios #they are all going to need him #spiderbit #cellbit my number one guy #purgatory #qsmp

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wonderjinx · 15 days

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btw gerlonso nation we're alive and well

#steven gerrard #xabi alonso #he liked both comments so no one gets jealous yeah?#the way this is doing numbers on me #the way nagore is providing top notch content with her selfies also #love her #this is my husband and this is my husbands boyfriend type deal #gerlonso

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swiftfootedachilles · 1 year

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*vibrating intensely* hi please tell me your autistic Mickey headcanons I'm collecting them

ohhhh i have so many thoughts

ive already talked about this ad nauseum previously but i always have time to discuss my favorites autist

his hatred of sleeves is totally an autistic thing. he just hates sleeves, specifically anything thats not long sleeved or sleeveless

he seems to prefer warm weather. he bundles up sooo much in the winter and he talks about moving back to mexico in s11. he would rather go back to prison than move any more north than chicago

i am once again mentioning that compulsory heterosexuality is absolutely part of mickeys masking. he seems to not gaf about masking about a lot of "typical" autistic things like not understanding social cues/rules or lacking conversation skills. a lot of his masking is more survival based like seeming straight and masculine and tough

^ which makes sense that when he starts unmasking, he likes patterned/hawaiian shirts :') he loves how visually simulating they are and he can tolerate the sleeves bc the fabric is very breathable and light

he really likes loud sounds specifically loud music and ambient/outside sounds like the ones he looks up in s11 to help him fall asleep :) he seems like the kinda person who can only do one thing as once, ie cant listen to music and play video games at the same time. when he does something he has to Devote Himself To It. if hes listen to music thats what hes doing. hes gonna sit there with his giant ass headphones on and stim or just cover his eyes and focus on the lyrics. hes s natural loud talker. he could yell over a jet engine if he wanted to. altho he doesnt like people raising his voice at him for obvious reasons. he cant stand pure silence it makes his skin crawl. ian loves his peace and quiet so mickey often throws on his headphones for parallel play. ian cooks or reads his book in quiet and mickey listens to deftones or doomscrolls on tiktok. parallel play becomes a huuuuge part of their bonding as a married couple :)

when he gets overwhelmed he completely shuts everything out. he acts like a cornered animal and lashes out at anything even if someone is trying to help. he needs space until he calms down or he'll have a meltdown and start throwing/breaking things or causing physical harm. sometimes he becomes too overwhelmed too quickly and completely skips the "shutting everyone out" stage and go straight to getting physical

he stims a lot by hitting or throwing stuff so ian trains him to use soft things like pillows and plushies (he absolutely has a plushie collection) when stimming. i think he also hits himself on the head sometimes. :( (totally not projecting) but be mainly sticks to his regular stims like messing with his eyebrows, chewing his nails, and biting his lip. he has an oral fixation! ian gets him a chew necklace. he likes singing and dancing with ian tho hed never admit it. he likes flapping his hands and jumping but hes still too embarrassed to ever do them. he unconsciously sways and rocks, especially if hes in the same spot for a long time

ian absolutely buys mickeys most of his sensory/stimming shit. lights, weighted blanket, spinner ring, chew jewelry, peelable clear nail polish, bike chain (which we see mickey has on his bedside table in s5 so i 1000% believe this was his first stim toy!!!) toy, tangles, different types of plushies (squishmallow, squishables, jellycat, reversible octopus (mickeys fav they both have at least one for every possible emotion), plushie dreadfuls, palm pals, different shapes and textured fabrics.) ian often steals a lot of these plushies; they are their first children. after they move back to the southside and are doing some work on their house, ian notices mickey still needs the catharsis of breaking shit, so sometimes they go on dates to the junkyard with baseball bats and destroy shit together

mickey literally cant be in the same room with ian when he eats his eggs with ketchup. the concept itself is so gross he cant tolerate it

hes very sensory seeking, again partly because of his oral fixation. he likes spicy food and LOVES sour food. obviously he loves candy and junk food. they have lamps, other small lights, and color changing led lights all over their home. eventually they both fall into a routine of communicating nonverbally using different colors of lights

mickey isnt great at communicating verbally tho he tries. sometimes he just cant, its too overwhelming and he cant think of the words to properly express himself. hes much better at conveying his thoughts thru physical means. this is part autism, part learned during childhood

he learned literally everything he knows about society thru movies. he uses a lot of old slang and makes niche references. he refuses to explain any of them to ian

sometimes he goes nonverbal and he texts only using (sometimes too many) emojis and reaction images that nobody gets except him

most people think hes weird and dont get his sense of humor but ian thinks hes the funniest person on the planet! they often make references to inside jokes in front of other people and it annoys the shit out of everyone

ok i have to stop now or im gonna go on forever thank you for the ask

#flamingbluepanda #asks #shameless #autistic mickey my betrothed #long post #wall of text .#a.txt #mine #my writing #ian number 1 husband he has a shirt that says 'i love someone with autism' and mickey made a matching one that says 'im autism '#autistic!mickey #autistic headcanons

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rewritingcanon · 1 year

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hermione is everything and ron’s just ken

#hermione is so barbie coded when u think on it she’s literally the wizard president #this was one of my otps when i was like 10 and ive cracked the code now that al my very old otps followed this trope #where the girl would be super duper talented and important and her bf is just her number 1 supporter #dont want to contribute to the ‘ron contributes nothing’ trope #its funny to me how ron went through this whole arc where he was insecure about being useless to the trio and then when hes an adult hes-#-totally fine with being hermione trophy husband. in fact he wears that honour with pride LOLL I LOVE THEM #like thats him being secure that he doesnt have to keep proving himself to anybody i love thag for him #romione will continue to remain the best ship in hp objectively #hermione granger #ron weasley #romione #harry potter #hp #golden trio era #lightning era #rewriting

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annot8 · 3 months

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Fool's Fate Spoilers!!!

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Ok, so obviously it was a good thing in the long run that Fitz stayed behind on Aslevjal to retrieve the Fool's body, because if he hadn't, he wouldn't have been able to bring the Fool back to life.

but Fitz didnt know that was going to happen. He didnt know that the Fool was alive. He did know that Burrich was dying. And I get so sad every time I remember that Fitz wasn't with Burrich when he went.

Do you think, in those few moments aboard the ship back to Zylig, Burrich asked for Fitz, only to be told he wasn't there? What must he have thought about that? That Fitz was still secretly angry at him for taking Molly, even though he said he wasn't? Did he think he deserved that?

And again, in the end it was good that Fitz stayed behind because he was able to save the Fool, but man its hurts to think about Burrich, in pain in tiny cabin on a rocking ship, wondering why his first son didnt think it was important to be there for him.

#fools fate spoilers #outing myself as Burrich's number one fan #sorry guys #he's my husband really #we raised Fitz together :)#and we did our best #rote #fools fate #spoilers for fools fate

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bizarrescribblez · 3 months

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i did not care for a.lice w.ake

#SORRYYYYYYYYY I DONT LIKE HER #yeah what a smart idea let me trick my husband into thinkinh we’re going on vacation then BOOM surprise him with #doing work when hes struggling to do so + NOT TELL HIM ABOUT POSSIBLY GOING TO A CLINIC #when his mom was in and out of mental institutions all his life 💀#sorry im her number one hater whoopsieeee #bizarre.ramblez

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dragonnyy · 6 months

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cw streber death mention 😿

GUYS im sorry i just emerged from my grave BUT i had another idea i will likely never write anyway i was listening to the ddlc soundtrack and like what if i wrote a bad kinda ending where streber died and it was just pure angst for the reader?? im gonna cry while writing this because i love streber with all my soul and i would do anything for him he is my baby but anyway!

#I LOVE STREBER HE IS MY HUSBAND. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY IM THE NUMBER ONE STREBER SIMP. I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY ABSOLUTE HEART AND SOUL #I WOULD ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING FOR HIM #I LOVE HIM SO GOD DAMN MUCH AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE I COULD CARE LESS!!!#streber #streber spooky month #spooky month streber #spooky month #spooky month x reader #streber x reader #streber spooky month x reader #spooky month fanfiction #spooky month streber x reader #echo rambles

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wool-string · 4 months

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#my art #my ocs #oc art #Hirohito hayakawa #shio hayakawa #i really like their relationship #she’s his number one supporter #and he loves her a lot n equally supports her #he’s usually the stay at home husband since she works n he’s just an artist

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antigonenikk · 9 months

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i have decided i am officially a billy hargrove s1 steve harrington jason carver defender. i do not care that they are assholes thats why im obsessed with them.

#billy hargrove #still my number one in my heart always my evil rat husband #stranger things #but also steve was serving in s1 he was so ben affleck gone girl i loved #and jason i feel is so tragic i feel bad for him. hes like a twin peaks character misplaced in this stupid netflix show #steve harrington

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blujayonthewing · 5 months

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well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me.#I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose'#this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it #the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot #and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly #this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN.#I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it #AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still...#OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME.#trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time)#I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it.#my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number'#when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct #my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒'#going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed #including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim #like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right'#because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY.#no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about.#I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though'#which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect #and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character.#'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up'#you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot.#maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people #or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say.#about me

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