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illiana-mystery · 2 years

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I don’t know how I missed this before, but doesn’t he make a dashing waiter?

#he was uncredited in this role #like dr. edelweiss #he nailed it #like he always does #i love how much heart he puts into #even small roles #i admire it #what a cutie #sexy ass mf #what a hottie #he doesn't have a name #he's just a waiter #vice (2018)#my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina

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ftmsteveraglan · 4 months

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the fnaf movie really was a win for bisexuals. we got:

-sad pathetic wet cat short king who's actually a single mother

-evil dilf who's canonically gross and stinky and calls himself daddy

-perfect angel woman who has never done anything wrong in her entire life fighting through the horrors™

-matpat

#for legal reasone i'm not thirsting over matpat i know he's married lmao #we just love him around here #but hey i'm just thirsty for these three #every type is your type when you're chronically thirsty #william afton #steve raglan #mike schmidt #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #ness the waiter #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie #shitpost #ftmsr

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starmocha · 2 months

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Can confirm: Xavier is our garbage disposal boyfriend

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #lnds ; messages #imagine going on a date with him #and you order whatever sounds interesting #whatever you don't like or can't finish #you just pass it over to xavier #i would also like to think xavier is the type to present two menu options to a waiter and ask which has more serving #and then just order whatever has more food #like taste is probably secondary to him #he just wants a large quantity of food #thank you for coming to my ted talk

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thisisnotkitty · 7 months

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random matpat things that i think could be ness coded:

-theater major / aspiring actor

-mirror matt also mentioned he had a degree in neuroscience i think?? or psych? but yeah big brain ness

-diet coke enjoyer... worryingly so

-likes standardized tests

-he does the LOOORRRE thing matpat does whenever someone says the word

-"thats just a theory" is definitely his catch phrase and everybody knows it. like people will say it with him at this point, he says it that much

#securitywaiter discord is literally just everyone making up hcs for ness #like we're making up his whole backstory its so funny #in my head he's very matpat coded bc duh #but like;; a very specific matpat i think #im also more of a gtliver than the other channels so take that as you willl #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf #fnaf movie

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dumbhirano · 9 months

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#dol #degrees of lewdity #dol pc #harper the doctor #hirano draws #he's just wiping their face dw #why does this look so much pinker on mobile #hirano the waiter

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otaku553 · 6 months

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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover

#one piece #spy x family crossover #revolutionary sabo #portgas d ace #monkey d luffy #still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk #but that might be a bit on the nose #sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight #ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless #plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess #because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass #the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable #mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier #when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts #paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe #not the best idea.

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uncharted-constellations · 9 months

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Deranged about them❤️‍🔥

#spider-man #peter parker #mary jane watson #mj watson #petermj #art #my art #comic #comics #marvel #hes fallen for her devious trap of love #its the drama its the physicality #its the fact that theyve probably been kicked out of 50 restaurants for PDA #and not just for annoying that one recurring waiter #i think ive given myself a cavity just by drawing this #the longtimers know i dont draw ship art #and the reaallly long timers know its been like 7 years #and its always goddamn spiderman that menace

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arrowsperpetualcringe · 6 months

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Ness the kinda guy to have a conspiracy board in his basement (/pos)

Like I’m imagining him taking Mike down there and rambling about all these different conspiracy theories and true crime stories and Mike’s just like “I have no idea what you’re saying but your voice sounds nice” ASGKKVKJNSKHDNCB I LOVE THEM

I love the idea that Mike is genuinely listening, but doesn't understand a goddamn word outta his mouth. He just sits there in a blissful lovestruck confusion.

#if he had to be quizzed on what almost any of it means he would fucking fail #i feel like he'd understand the basics of a case— preparator. victim. motive #but then Ness starts talking about forensics and he just fucking loses him NDKDMDMSMS #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #mike x ness #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #my art #sketch #ask #anon #request

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itspileofgoodthings · 2 years

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Good morning what are the movies or tv shows that traumatized you as a kid mine are the BBC production of A Christmas Carol and a handful of David Suchet Poirot episodes

#my dad always thought if something was well done it was appropriate for children #so we never watched the silly little kid version of things. The muppet Christmas Carol? My dad would N E V E R #anyway a Christmas Carol ruined Christmas for me for YEARS #i hated to think about it #and poirot was just. traumatizing #there’s one called murder on the links which involved a golf course at night which is one of the most terrifying locations I can imagine #also there’s one called death in the clouds #and poirot uncovers the murder because there are two spoons on the dead lady’s tray of airplane food #and the way he says ‘he picks up a spoon giving him the task of a waiter to carry out’#when explaining the murder at the end to this DAY sends chills up my spine #I know this is very obvious but the thing about fear is that it isn’t about logic or reason but it is about revelation #it’s like the flip side of moments of good and happy insight #at least for me #what terrifies me is a moment where some kind of evil is revealed in a blinding FLASH #a motive or (I guess) a ghost #and there is this presence of some malevolent entity underneath the reality of things #and something about it being SEEN almost more than it existing #is so scary. Like I.#Poirot uncovering the murder and describing it with such studied fascinated careful attention #pulling back the layers of a blind of one kind or another #shakes me to. my. CORE.#and it’s all so visual and instinctive. it’s one tiny little moment that doesn’t fit suddenly pulling back the curtain of reality #with such terrifying abruptness #makes me want to sit down and cry like a baby #the knowledge of evil doesn’t scare me. as in it doesn’t elicit an emotional/physical reaction of fear #but seeing it in embodied action. again. where it’s some tiny ordinary little detail suddenly ripping reality as you know it to shreds #the surprise of it. the recalibration it demands #I !!!!!!!!! Get so afraid

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junesprince · 3 months

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wanna remind everyone of this scene in pq2 again

#persona 4 #persona q2 #yosuke hanamura #i actually havent played pq 1&2 yet #just seen some clips #i love yosukes development so much!!!! hes my fav in all of persona :)#this is such a random post but hes really special to me ok #no one talks about how lonely yosuke was #hes also a really good pretender #random ass tags but really i just wanted to post yosuke again #waiter! waiter! more yummy yosuke angst content please #but also waiter! more happy developed yosuke content please

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simon-writes-occasionally · 6 months

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I never thought I'd be in a timeline where people shipped a cameo character portrayed by MatPat with the Main Character played by Josh Hutcherson but here we are and I'm one of those people

How

How did I get here????

#mike schmidt #ness the waiter #ness x mike #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #fnaf movie #this is all /lh by the way #we all looked at the two of them and said “the sillies. theyre dating now”#i say this two DreamTheoryReader fics deep #i legitimately just love Ness he gives me an outlet for my theatre kid/hj

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warblercore · 2 months

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goth girl/silly guy solidarity

#my art #glee #glee fanart #tina cohen chang #blaine anderson #blina #blaintina #he doesn't want the waiter to be mad at him :(#i did not draw that background i just drew over that peter parker and mary jane meme DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER I AM NOT A BACKGROUNDS GIRLY #fuck it i'm making this my header U KNOW WHAT YEAH!!! I AM GONNA DO THAT!!

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simvanie · 2 months

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7 Sins Legacy - generation 4 (pride)

The dinner was at a very fancy restaurant and while Supriya felt a little unconfortable in the beginning, she quickly realized that her boss's family is not as intimidating as they seem from the outside. She found out that Indira is in her last year of university and Gunita is an investor in the business career. Gunita couldn't stop talking about the big benefit gala that she is organizing in collaboration with the charity organizers from Suraj's party at the metropolitan museum, and officially invited Supriya to attend the gala as well. Supriya accepted the invite but said that she isn't sure if she will be able to attend that day. She told everyone that she has taken a few vacation days because she wants to go to Sulani for a couple of days to see her parents for their birthdays. But the main highlight of the evening was without a doubt the waiter's hair, which impressed everyone.

#little bit of extra information to set some things up for the upcoming posts #although it looks like the waiter is blowing a kiss he is not it is just the food serving animation #the sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 #the sims #sims #simblr #ts4 legacy #sims 4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #7sinslegacy #gen4 pride #supriya #rohan #suraj #gunita #indira

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blue-rose-soul · 4 months

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Theory: Alastor's got some daddy issues himself and his butting into Lucifer's song was less about him actually viewing Charlie as a daughter (though I do think he has some genuine fondness for her) and more about sticking it to someone he views as a deadbeat dad.

#theory #Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #Charlie Morningstar #Lucifer Morningstar #Hazbin Hotel spoilers #Dad Beat Dad #Alastor's Daddy Issues #petition to make that an AO3 tag #maybe he overheard that phone call Charlie made to Lilith right before he actually introduced himself to her #''I'm starting to think Dad was right about me''#I mean hey I could be wrong #maybe he and Charlie did a lot of off screen bonding during the time skip #or maybe he doesn't care about her at all and just wanted to piss Lucifer off #but that 'fuck you' sounded way to hateful and personal for him to just be being his usual trolling self #also even though Lucifer just did it to piss Alastor off #I rather enjoyed seeing Alastor dressed in that waiter outfit

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silvr-skreen · 15 days

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HE LIVES!

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #corporate clash #ttcc oc #toontown oc #toontown cogs #cog oc #his name is Bianca (wikipedia will help with the reference if you know where to look)#and he works at the cog version of Hawthorne and Ivy (from the Menu 2022)#he's a waiter and an asshole and he owns no actual personal belongings.#bottom pic with scarf is just bc he believes in the possibility of getting sick from a drafty windy day

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lilisouless · 10 months

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Wylan: wait, the waiter got your order wrong, i recall you ordered fries

Jesper: its okay

Wylan: no, its not okay, thats not what you ordered

Jesper: lets not make a-

Wylan: hey waiter!

waiter: yes sir?

Wylan: excuse me, my boyfriend ordered fries, not smashed potatoes

waiter: oh, so sorry-

Wylan: so if you can-

waiter: i can't believe i did that! how could i mess up something so simple?!

Wylan: its...okay, just bring him his-

waiter: now they are going to charge me the fries for my stupidity! just when i had enought money to pay for my grandma´s surgery!

Wylan: oh my...

waiter: how foolish of me thinking i could do one simple thing! i am a failure and always will be

Wylan: no! i didn't mean...

waiter: I have to solve this! i jump of a bridge and release the world from my dreadful existence!

Wylan: NO!

Jesper: Wylan! you monster!

real!Jesper: (snapping fingers on Wylan´s face) Wy...Wylan! come back

Wylan: huh, what happened?

Jesper: you went into fantasy land, the waiter is asking why you called him

Wylan: oh...i just wanted to tell you that i liked your hair

waiter: well...thanks (walks away)

Wylan: okay, i have oil on my satchel, if we pile up and shape the mashed potatoes we could make them fries right here

#no thats totally no the reason why i almost never argue with waiters that get my order wrong #shut up YOU are projecting #netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #clearly inspired on the mashed potatoes tweet #shadow and bone #wesper #just for the record : assertive wylan for the win #he just draws the line and people offering him a service

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