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deadmomjokes · 9 months

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Getting the spouse to read The Thief and Y'ALL

He's too smart for this.

He's calling it! All of it!! He's picking up the hints and clues the first time thru with zero context!!!

I mean, there was this moment y'all may have seen, but also, just this morning:

"So, the magus is ethnocentric as heck and that whole scene was really gross, but also.... Gen is actually the King's Thief of Eddis, right? That's obvious? I feel like we were supposed to be distracted by all the storytelling and racism, but like.... It's not even subtle at this point."

and

"Obviously Ambiades took that food, right? My only question is why Gen let him get away with it...."

And the speculations are off in the right direction, too!

"So why is Gen here instead of with the King in Eddis? He was in prison for a while but nobody seems to be concerned or even aware that the King's Thief is missing from Eddis--at least the magus didn't, and he seems pretty aware of current events. But Gen isn't here on business, because what would Eddis want with Sounis's king's seal? So why is he here and not there...?"

I'm not saying a dang word, yea or nay, and he knows it. He's just speculating out loud, and I quote, "Because I need a witness to having called it when I turn out to be right." (And also because he likes watching me squirm when I'm forced to keep my mouth shut and put on my overdramatic poker face.)

I mean, he's been wrong, too. He's leaning towards "the woman who fell out the window" being a caretaker instead of his actual mom, or the alternate explanation that it was his mom and Gen's family had to flee Eddis for some reason or other, which is why nobody's worried he's gone. But he's also "keeping his thoughts open to new clues." But he's still been on the right trail more often than he's been wrong.

I'm gonna bust a blood vessel over here. He's too smart, guys. He's gonna figure it all out the first run through and I have no idea how.

#queen's thief #the thief spoilers #the queen's thief #spoilers #my husband y'all #he's a genius and it's so frustrating #he's always figuring stuff out and catching hints #I just want to see his jaw drop ONCE #i'm resolutely avoiding spoilers for the rest because i want to see the light leave his eyes when The Tone Shift happens #i thought for sure this would be the series to stump him but now I can't be sure #the man reads textbooks for fun #his favorite ones are about political machinations and schemes #i suppose if anyone was gonna figure it out it would be him but COME ON MAN

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dr-mothman · 10 months

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These mf would have a legendary beef

#invader zim #iz #the adventures of jimmy neutron boy genius #jimmy neutron #dib iz #dib membrane #taojnbg #nicktoons #not only Jimmy would be fixated on proving that he's the superior boy genius #but Dib would be extremely frustrated at the other for being so oblivious about the paranormal #which would end in a catastrophe considering they both can be destructive #whether on accident or not really #lamp post

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finndoesntwantthis · 1 month

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One big takeaway from the Bray doc is that he was such a genius but his ideas were constantly held down by old fucking men who thought they knew better. I mean we the fans always knew that when the characters he created lost when they shouldn’t have, it was big dumb Vinny’s fault. But his this makes me so mad we never truly got to see Bray’s creations play out the way he really wanted. Wrestler’s characters are so sacred to themselves, I hope the bookers learn to value their word on what the stories should be over anyone else.

#bray wyatt #wwe #I’m so frustrated it’s such a waste #he was a pure creative genius and they constantly tried to ruin him

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pumpkinrootbeer · 2 months

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Things I think about all the time regarding Peter B is how a lot of his movement feels almost like laziness but it's actually just an absurd amount of skill and experience. he's been doing this longer than anyone else there, so he knows how that villain speech is going to play out, doesn't look when he fires a web because he knows exactly where it's going to land, and he's absolutely able to predict where Miles is going to go and catch up to him when no one else can. because peter b has been at this longer than everyone else there and it's literally second nature to him. give me more middle aged experienced superheros please.

#:v #I get that he's the comic relief but also I'm on my hands and knees begging #let me see him use his skill again 🙏#peter b parker #atsv #two things that kill me:#one: peterb is so fucking good at predicting shit #genuinely a genius right #he absolutely did not see Miguel hurting miles as a possiblity he was shocked #two: he spends that whole fucking fight telling Miguel to go easy on miles #and cheering miles.#okay three things actually #the little smile miles gives peter when Peter says ''he did have a plan!'' so cute.#give me my useless pathetic older brother with his cool dorky younger brother dynamic back please #wait four things actually #Miguel and Gwen were both surprised when Pete showed up #he was not in the plan when it came to talking to Miles #the had talked about miles being an anomaly right! and Miguel was confused and frustrated when Peter showed up #PETER WASNT THERE TO LET MILES DOWN EASY #AT LEAST NOT BY DESIGN #MIGUEL HADN'T ASKED HIM TO BE THERE MIGUEL HADN'T WANTED HIM THERE #peter being there wasn't a ploy to manipulate miles it was peter genuinely trying to help miles #and failing of course #my perfect failson idiot boy dilf 🫶🫶

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ezralva · 10 days

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Based on this and my post-canon Gocho AU where Gojo came back alive and became the Principal. He gave a written test to Choso for Jujutsu High staff recruitment.

😎: Yuuji asked me to teach you more how to live as a modern human. Also if you work here at school you can make a better living with more stable income.

🩸: Yuuji is the kindest kid. He loves me and cares about my well-being *smiles smugly*

😎: He said if you get a stable job as one of the staff then he can finally go to missions alone again without you following him all the time. You annoy him with that so he just tries to get you out of his hair.

🩸: Yuuji is in his rebellious phase.

😎: Whatever. Anyway, I've never seen grades this low before. Even Yuuji's language tests have better results than these. Could it be that you're not good at reading and writing?

Choso can't accept that, as a big brother he needs to set an example for his little brother.

🩸: It's not that. I was just feeling under the weather when I took the test.

😎: Okay. Then let's try again. Read the words in no. 1 and 2. You should be familiar with these since you know them a lot.

🩸: alright.

😎 : How do you read no. 1? (the kanji for Getou)

🩸: Natsuabura (summer oil).

😎: ....

😎: No. 2? It's something you eat with Yuuji before. (kanji for senbei=rice crackers, the word 'before' in Japanese is mae)

🩸: *squinting his eyes, trying hard* Mae...mochi.

😎:

After this Gojo has no choice but to give Choso private tutoring sessions 👀😏

#i love word play!#also onii-chan is a genius but my hc that he doesnt have much vocabs and couldnt read well and have chicken scrawl for handwriting so Gojo #tears his hair outta frustration when reading his reports after missions #he's good at Japanese history and science subjects and maths cz I said so #gojo x choso #gocho #choso #gojo satoru #yuji itadori #satoru gojo #chousou #itadori yuuji #jujutsu kaisen #my headcanon #satochoso #it sounds like sugar choso? satou...#he also cudn't use gadget so he cant type his reports #anw I want Gojo to come back!

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thereareeyesinsidethetrees · 15 days

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last post for the night i swear

the real tragic part about the whole science fair incident is that perpetual motion is impossible to achieve

ford’s machine would have never worked, regardless of whether or not stan had interacted with it

(warning i accidentally wrote an approximately 30-tag dive into ford’s character in the tags don’t click see more if you don’t want to read that)

anyway!! good night everyone ❤️‍🩹

#it’s also tragic because ford didn’t know #the impossibility of perpetual motion was discovered far before that point and yet he didn’t know #i mean. ‘he’s actually just so arrogant that he thought he could break the laws of physics’ doesn’t make any sense #his reaction to the situation really didn’t match that interpretation as far as i can tell #i don’t think it’s just a ‘oh no! my dream school (that i was essentially shoved into pursuing)!’ type deal #here’s what i’m thinking:#fact one- stan and ford were seemingly already drifting apart by this point in time. this is important to note #fact two- it’s really emphasized to him that he’s smart. that’s all they say about him really- that’s he’s a genius #fact three- filbrick does not even care enough about stanford to say his name. he calls ford his ‘ticket out of this dump’#these last two points were likely heavily emphasized to him throughout his childhood #filbrick found out ford was smart and thought stan wasn’t. so ford became his plan to make money #ford is heavily bullied for his weirdness. his hands and his interests. being smart could ‘make up’ for this in his mind #he wants to leave. he outright states this- he doesn’t feel like he belongs and he wants to go somewhere he does (his own bermuda triangle)#so what essentially happened- i believe- is that ford internalized all these things #that his weirdness is bad and that he makes up for it by being smart and that he’s meant to make his family money-#-and that he wants out #his machine fails. this is a slap in the face to him. perpetual motion is impossible?#but why didn’t he know that? he’s supposed to be smart isn’t he? if he isn’t smart then what the hell is he?#what redeeming qualities does he have? how is he supposed to help his family now? he’s a failure isn’t he?#he spots a familiar bag. stan was here. suddenly he has an excuse- a reason to believe it wasn’t his fault #(and there’s really nothing to be at fault for but he doesn’t think that)#it’s easier to blame it on stan because of how distant they’ve grown. he can’t read stan as easily #and his reaction is suspicious- did he actually sabotage the project? is it…actually not ford’s fault at all?#they don’t speak to each other again for another decade #stan because he’s afraid of rejection #ford because he doesn’t want to face his own insecurities and emotions about everything #it’s easier to pretend that he wants to be famous and isn’t just doing it to make it his father money #and it’s easier to distract himself with things he loves than to feel all the guilt and hurt and frustration #and that. is perfect for bill to use to manipulate him #that’s my thoughts anyway. sorry for the rant was not expecting that to happen

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ereborne · 4 months

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Song of the Day: January 4

"You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by Offspring

#song of the day #no song from the playlist today but rather a song from Nick's car #we spent the day running very frustrating errands (I am trying very hard to remind myself they were not all pointless #we achieved many things and even the final ultimate goal (renting a car. Nick hit a deer. yes with his brand new car) is only delayed #we did many things and will be victorious with time and patience and I must not be discouraged)#anyway Offspring sounds great in Nick's car. the BUMP BUMP BUMP at the end of the what is that. genius says 'pre-chorus'#anyway the BUMP BUMP BUMP hits so good with Nick's amped bass #(clarification: the only damage the deer really did is to his left headlight so during the day the car's mostly fine #fine enough #but at night--when he works. an hour away.--it's unsafe and illegal and we really need a rental until it gets fixed)

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canyoureallycallthisablog · 2 years

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I made more sketches of M. Mew Mew because I simply can't have enough of her and you shouldn't either

#undertale #undertale mad mewmew #mad mewmew #madmewmew #mettaton #mettaton undertale #frisk dreemurr #frisk undertale #napstablook undertale #ut #ut fanart #undertale fanart #yes i made these immediately after uploading the other one #i just love her so much #she's just a girlboss with anger issues #just like me fr #this was a stake of genius from toby fox #he was frustrated that people didn't get the mettaton trans allegory and decided #well now I'm gonna make it 10x times more obvious #see if you can ignore that #and the they ignored the character completely but I don't care I love her #i owe my life to that dog #she's just written perfectly #and her battle is so fun #and her design is so great #i love her so much if we don't get more of her in dr i riot #i bought undertale on switch just for her #i literally already had bought undertale three times but i didn't care #mad mew mew like if you agree #mad mew mew

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rooolt · 2 years

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I agree with you it's so frustrating to see Emily have to purposely hamstring herself to appease the people who don't want to see her have it too good ESPECIALLY because she gets how fun and rewarding it is to do OP stuff when you earn it. Like when you whomp the encounter while remaining strictly within the rules as established by being witty and creative and combining mechanics that are unexpected. Plus the praise Brennan got for deadeye felt a little bit undeserved bc it was a combination of assassin rogue and a homebrew gunslinger fighter that was poorly designed to begin with. Like it's hypocritical to get mad at HER for getting homebrew rules if people are gonna praise Brennan for the same.

Furthermore, Brian Murphy has demonstrated that he's a fantastic DM and he gets how to create enticing and enriching challenges for his players so even if something he created/allowed seemed like it lowered the stakes, he wouldn't let it stay in the game for long!!

This is all put so well. Like most often, everything Emily axford does is completely within the rules of the game because she’s got a great sense for the rules and is extremely clever. Some later bahumia fights are insane because she has so many spells as moonshine and knows exactly how to use all of them and they’re great. I also heavily agree with the point abt Murph, like this whole aggravation of mine was most recently sparked by Emily saying “I was kinda planning to take mounted combatant, but it’s too good so I won’t” and it would be one thing if she and Murph had a conversation where he was like “idk it seems maybe a little broken so maybe we could figure out a way to make it a little less so” but Murph didn’t say that. Emily straight up said “I’m not taking it because people will get mad at me” like that fucking sucks, it’s no one’s business but hers how she plays a GAME.

#Ugh it’s so frustrating #Also maybe I’m just salty but I feel like people forget that brennans like just a guy sometimes #Like he’s not some dnd god or a genius or whatever he’s just a dyde #Idk I’m tired and annoyed but this whole thing is really well put #Naddpod

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aroacettorney · 19 days

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perhaps the reason why aup ended like *that* is because it was not supposed to have a happy ending in the first place, but sayren didnt have the guts to deal with readers' backlash for when they finally kill off the main character so a half baked happy ending is what we get 😔

#for a happy ending of a story to be narratively satisfying the characters gotta actively work hard for it #this happy ending feels empty because quite frankly speaking ludger did nothing to deserve it #he has zero character developments from the beginning to the end and has always been the same #well except for his emotional state getting worse over time #bc instead of making any attempt at all to healthily address it like a mentally mature 40yo adult he let it swallow him whole #(not that im necessarily blaming him but its quite frustrating to see him remain unchanged if aup is meant to be a redemption story)#his OPness is inherent #his genius is inherent #(this is not to say he isnt hardworking / only relying on his inborn talents but the author repeatively failed the 'show dont tell' checks)#(bc it was only implied in the past and we've never truly seen it in the canon present timeline either)#his kindness is inherent #ngl dad!ludger content doesnt appeal to me as much as dad!edgeworth cuz the latter is the fruit of the character's growth and hard labor #while the former is well... its just who he is #usually i love found family content but in aup it bores my mind out bc his interactions w the students + owens are so static & predictable #it was heartwarming at the moment of adoption but later on i find it as tedious as reading generic established romantic relationships #was it because of the lack of tensions and conflicts i wonder #they all became his yes men and no one ever actively challenged his unhealthy mindset or behaviors #anyway id have been more interested if he recognized his biases/favoritism/prejudices towards some certain characters & worked to change it #but welp. that would require character growth which is too much to expect from him ig #he has learnt quite nothing from his journey and tbh aup would ironically feel more meaningful if it ended on a tragic note #ofco i got noblesse'd again 😔#would i kill for aup to have a happy ending? yes #would i rather have a sad ending over the half baked and empty good ending we get? also yes #if it must burn then let the whole world burn. cuz at least it would be more much memorable and impactful that way #and i wouldnt have to feel this disappointed and lose all of my interests in one of my only two beloved aroace MCs in aup </2 #rant

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marklikely · 1 year

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cishet men have convinced me that im wrong about movies but like do they understand that the reservoir dogs are. big idiot losers

#like isnt that the entire point of the movie that theyre all stupid and ruined everything #they immediately got infiltrated by the cops fucked up their heist and then killed each other #but then every time dudes talk about them its to use them as shorthand for like. a cool badass crew.#avpost #i think a solid number of bros just see someone shoot a gun and say a one liner and stop all thinking right then and there #bc this is beyond liking tyler durden or smth. this is at the point of you did not watch this movie. if you think these guys are cool.#theyre literally such losers they do everything wrong and they all die for it.#except for uhhhhh. god was it steve buscemi. who gets arrested. he doesn't die. but he still gets caught.#also some of them were a little bit gay ill say it. ill say what others are too afraid to say.#<- they watched this movie in february and just suddenly remembered it existed #i do remember it was frustrating because t*r*ntino is like if a genius filmmaker frequently got possessed by a south park brainrot tween.#so ur like wow cool movie *GETS HIT BY AN OUT OF NOWHERE HATE SPEECH BECAUSE QUENTIN THINKS ITS FUNNY*

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bam-monsterhospital · 7 months

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eso is making me really REALLY annoyed with sotha sil.

they're making me actively not like this character.

#which is a shame because his bits of ponderings at the end of clockwork city were interesting #but the lazy awful writing and infatuation with him without any understanding #has inevitably lead to flanderization #so now he's just 'perfection is all that matters im a genius' as personality type #'brrr only mortals have morality im so above it alllllll'#when the ENTIRE ROOT of his work seems to stem not from a disdain for life #but a love for it #an obsessive fascination with existence that he tried to create his own and is just... so bad at it #alyson is frustrated with lazy writing #again #forever #ramblings #eso #sotha sil #elderscrolls #it's bad writing

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soldier-poet-king · 2 years

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Tell me why my 40 something year old uncle is the only person other than my CHILD cousin who petulantly demanded a second piece of bday cake and finished it (without checking if anyone else wanted it - including the actual bday haver my brother) and also barely did anything all day and whined while we jarred tomato sauce and did the "easy" jobs we normally save for the kids so they can feel like they're helping bc he was "too tired" to do any work, while I worked all day with a bum wrist AND hip without complaining as did my elderly grandparents and my father who is RECOVERING FROM SURGERY and he's so demanding and makes his mother/my grandmother do almost everything for him and complains always about everything and we all low-key thought him getting married 2 yrs ago would maybe fix this but his wife is almost as bad and I'm just

/SCREAMS/

#I TRY TO BE PATIENT #but hes a fuckin MANCHILD #AND I WANT TO FIGHT HIM CONSTANTLY HOLY SHIT #HE MAKES ME SO ANGRY #hes selfish and a manchild and a whiny annoying baby #LITERALLY less mature than the youngest of the grandchild who is TWELVE #i am TOO tired for this shit today. this week. this life #every meal at my grandmother's with him is just my father myself and brother 2 shooting each other totally not obvious looks of disdain #and annoyance #i know every family has one of them but genuinely hes the fuckin worst #ive done my work i am dont have to hang around #i am going home to shower. open a cider. read ig since i cant play video games and also my book is due this week at the library #IM SO FRUSTRATED #how am i a complete mess of a person CONTINUALLY the most emotionally mature person in this goddam family #THE BAR IS SO LOW. AND MY FAMILY HAVE ALL BROUGHT SHOVELS AND ARE READY TO DIG #i cant deal with this i am going Home #my 16 yr old introvert genius cousin also left #he had the right idea #i wanna play video game but WRIST HURTY #maybe ill play ace attorney or smthn mouse based since its my left wrist thats fucked

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rexscanonwife · 2 years

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#brie babbles #self insert talk #sjfjgjgkgm BEING SOOO NORMAL RN #TOTALLY NOT BARKING AND GROWLING #UGH FOR REAL THE WAY OP DRAWS N. TROPY 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💘💘💕💕#HE'S FUNNY LOOKING BUT I LIKE HIMMMMM #THE WAY THEY DREW HIM SO SMUG HE'S SUCH A BASTARD UGGHHHHH #i was talking to my friend abt how i havent had a proper bastard f/o in a while and idk #maybe its fine??#but god he's so smug and he thinks hes sooooo smart and sooo evil #i definitely do the thing where i pretend i dont know what hes talking about #like when hes trying to tell me smth i pretend i dont understand until he gets increasingly more frustrated trying to explain it #cause he just HAS to be the smartest person he just needs to be the evil genius he has to PROVE it #but i give him a little smirk after he's gotten riled up that lets him know i was fucking with him 😏#anyways u guys SEE NOTHING #YOU HEAR NOTHING THIS ISN'T HAPPENING #⏳️ time on my side ⏳️

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cupiare · 4 months

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it really is murdoch’s style to pick seemingly happy people to write about and then pick apart that happiness and tear it to shreds and then also kill someone just in case they even for a second imagined it could ever be restored. all to punish people for their idealist illusions about themselves and their loved ones

#p #literally so unnecessary in this book though like it was literally just one heinous meddling asshole orchestrating drama that otherwise #wouldn’t have happened #like in the other books its always the consequences of their own actions causing everything to fall apart they don’t need an evil genius #creating problems for them #i think thats why i like this book less idk if julius exposed existing secrets instead of creating them it would have been less frustrating #like this its just like. why brother. he couldn’t have predicted This outcome which i guess raises a mirror for him to look into instead of #pointing it at everyone else #alas.

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yandere-writer-momo · 6 months

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Yandere Head Canons:

My Purpose

Mad Scientist Husband x Reader x Yandere Clone

Now your husband, Dorian Goodman, truly believed he was doing you a favor with his newest creation… or should he say creations? He felt like a horrible husband by being away from you for long hours but he was allergic to pet dandruff so that was out of the equation… so why not clean himself? That way you wouldn’t be lonely! He only had his genius to blame for the horror he inflicted on you from this…

So imagine waking up to see your husband laying beside you in the bed still? His arms felt colder than normal and he smelled like preservatives… something was off but you couldn’t put your finger on it… his black hair was still long and beautiful just like his dark lashes. But something in your gut told you this wasn’t him.

And that’s when the figure beside you wakes up and gives you a bright smile. “I’m Dee. I’m your husband’s clone to keep you company while he’s away.”

You never shot up from the bed so fast to call your husband. You were extremely upset with him for creating a replica of himself rather than spend time with you himself… the nerve!

But your husband reassured you it was fine. That Dee was essentially him in every single way and that Dee could be your companion. He brushed off your concerns on this being cheating since Dee was a complete biological copy of Dorian himself but Dee could be deactivated by Dorian’s voice… it frustrated you. Why couldn’t he just leave his silly inventions behind and just spend time with his own spouse once and awhile? You were so lonely in this mansion…

But you didn’t take your frustration out on Dee. The poor clone was as clueless as you but he insisted he was created to serve you. Dee’s purpose was to take care of your needs

Dee would clean around the house and do the yard work. He was the complete opposite of the stoic Dorian. He felt more like a real human being than your own husband… minus how abnormally cold he was. He didn’t talk much but he was there. You started to grow attached to him

You spent a lot of time with Dee. He’d cover you with a blanket if you sat in your reading nook to read, he’d brew you your favorite coffee/tea, and he’d rub your shoulders. You constantly had to tell Dee that it was okay. That he didn’t have to be at your every beck and call but he would always say, “you’re my purpose.”

And Dee took notice of your sexual frustration when he peaked in on you touching yourself in the privacy of the bathroom within the glass shower walls. Curiosity began to settle in him. The cute whimpers and cries from your lips stirred something within him and he pushed the door open

You nearly screamed when Dee entered the bathroom, the only place he wasn’t beside you. But what shocked you more was the large erection in his gray joggers. It seemed he was more human than you thought and you were aching for something inside of you…

You let Dee have his way with you. He truly was a copy of your husband from how much he stretched you. Dee felt so good. He was so big and he was so strong. And he oddly smelled like your husband now… like clean linen and citrus. It was comforting and sexy. It was like Dorian was with your right now. Like Dorian was inside of you.

And in your passion it spilled from your lips once your orgasm rocked through you. Three little words that changed Dee forever, “I love you.” Dee held you while he rode you through your orgasm until his finally came. His strong arms held you up and his cheeks were filled with color. You loved him. You loved him. Dee didn’t want to ever be deactivated. Des wanted to be with you.

Dee would big spoon you every night. His large body pressed as close to yours as physically possible. There was a change in him. He was starting to become warm. Warm like a furnace. It was strange…. Dee became more and more human as the days turned to months. Your texts to your real husband became less and less but he probably didn’t even notice since he was busy with his inventions.

Dee would make you breakfast every morning and have his face between your legs to please you while you ate. Breakfast and sex became the norm for you and him. It felt so wonderful to feel wanted again. And every time, Dee begged you to tell him how you loved him. He would do anything to you to hear those words. Anything.

A shame you started to neglect your real husband. Dorian was shocked to see you folded up in a pretzel in your bed while Dee slammed into you like a mad man. This wasn’t what the clone was built for. He wasn’t built to fuck you. What the hell?

And that’s when Dee gave him a smirk. It was like looking in a mirror except there was something terrifying behind those ice blue eyes. Something sinister and Dorian didn’t like it at all. Dorian needed to get rid of Dee quickly… Dorian gave Dee one last look before he walked out of the room before you noticed

Dee kissed your head as he tucked you in. “I’m going to go get some water, okay?”

Dorian waited in the kitchen for Dee to come to him and the clone did. Dorian and him stared at each other for a few minutes before Dorian sighed.

“Deactivate.” Dorian told Dee but the clone remained standing there menacingly rather than deactivating like he was supposed to. “I said deactivate-“

And that’s when Dee launched himself toward Dorian and began to strangle him. His ice blue eyes filled with glee as the color slowly drained from Dorian’s face. An evil smirk on his face.

“It’s my purpose to make (your name) happy and there not happy with you so you can’t deactivate me anymore.” Dee whispered in Dorian’s ear. “They don’t love you. They love me.”

Dee ended up burying Dorian in the backyard before you woke up. He didn’t want you to be sad about your old husband any longer….

Dee slipped the ring he took off Dorian’s finger onto his. The shiny gold band now proudly on display. A smile on his face. Your real husband was with you now and he’d make you happy.

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