thinking abt amity somehow finding luz and hunter in this timeline... insane.
shes at the door and her and hunter immediately start cursing at each other like??? what the fuck?? and since i bet amity would be in her scout uniform, i think camila would make some quick deductions. (they sent a child to kidnap my children? hello?)
but then luz comes at the door and is like "!!! amity!!!! :D" and instead of hunters usual insane protectiveness hes. oddly ok with this? and it takes exactly five seconds of amity and luz looking at each other for camila to pick up some vibes. (is the cult.. not homophobic? is this why her and hunter arent a thing? (shes wrong but efforts appreciated))
thinking about camila trying to glean the specifics of luz and hunter's paramilitary bunker doomsday death basement cult through context clues is So Fucking Funny. this poor woman. she's like statistically speaking they were almost certainly fundie christians but like. WERE THEY NOT FUNDIE CHRISTIANS??? luz doesn't even know who jesus IS.
i think if amity showed up at the door, after everyone had been introduced and it was established that there was no danger, camila would privately sit luz down and be like, "okay. luz. baby. you know i don't push you to share things you aren't ready to, you know i want you to feel safe and comfortable here above everything else. but luz. if there's, like. an entire schoolyard worth of kidnapped children living out in your former basement being tortured by a cult somewhere. Do You Understand Why I Need You To Tell Me About That,"
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Fireheart watch out! Your big brother figure is initiating you into a cult in which he will betray the very trust and respect you had in him in a way so devastating and horrifying that you're entire belief system will be shattered! Oh no Fireheé̴͉r̷͇͝t̸̠͗s̵̻̀t̴̳͒ar! He can't hear us he's got airpods in!
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R.C: would you possibly allow a hoard of racoons to patrol the school with pink kazoos and finger pointer sticks so they can catch students skipping out on classes or breaking the rules or just to annoy anyone you want?
My Father was a racoon actually.
But I don't like my father.
So no.
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I know people like to headcanon the killjoy as having certain physical disabilities but like. as a physically disabled person they wouldn't do as well as you think they would out in the zones. I mean some will but like. it's not like you can just go running around in the sand if you're in a lot of pain and I know for sure pain mess aren't a thing in the zones because the only medication is the stuff that makes you basically brainwashed.
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Hathellang, doing the Ost Forod questline: Hold up. What you're telling me that a criminal put out a price on my head.
Basil Gummidge: Yes, that's what the wanted poster is about.
Hathellang: And you, a lawman, are offering to help me get rid of it.
Basil Gummidge: Well, yes, you've helped us a great deal and it's just not fair for --
Hathellang: This is downright bizarre.
Basil Gummidge: What makes you say that?
Hathellang: ... Don't worry about it.
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