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Mafumafu: “Even though I say “I want to appear as a guest in Chokaigi” every year, I’m given a look as if everyone thinks “That again~, you actually don’t plan on appearing right? w”, and finally I wasn’t invited this year so I’m going make a big fuss while sobbing loudly in front of the Dwango Co. building.”

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Mafumafu: “It was rash of me to think “The weather’s gotten warmer so maybe I should compose a love song”. Just as I thought, I couldn’t write any lyrics so I headed over to a sweets shop (?) that seemed like there’d be a lot of couples, but those guys were feeding each other food samples in the department store. I’m a adult man but I just bought a steamed meat bun and went home wailing.”

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#he just like me fr

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Mafumafu Tweets ー 01.07.2017

Mafumafu: “Here’s the member introduction for Mafu-One! Amazing!! What a high-level offense!!

Gt1.2: Mitsuya Gibson @Gibson_Mitsuya / Sandai @sandai324 Key: Uto Keiki @keiki_key Ba: Shirakami Mashiro @TST_Mashiro Dr: Shinbo Keita @KeitaiShinbo_PGR #HikiRai”

Cake: (RT) “I’ve been given the opportunity to play the keyboard for Mafu-kun’s first one-man live! So excited~! ＼(^o^)／

…… But that being said, the flashiness of these band members’ names (laughs) This definitely should bring out a high offense power….”

Mafumafu: (Reply) “Between me and HoneyWorks, who’s more important!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Cake: “Both are important（╹◡╹） I still haven’t forgotten our promise about Super Famicom okay!!”

Sandai: (Reply to Mafumafu) “This time I’ll definitely defeat you!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Mafumafu: “I’ve also been practicing since then you know…. I won’t lose to you… (Smash Bros)”

Sandai: “How ‘bout we fight then!!!!! #What are we going to the live for #Give me your regards okay”

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Mafumafu: “Went for hair maintenance done by my make-up artist Squash-san before my solo live! I asked for a diagonal straight cut with grey coloring, how is it? After that I bought clothes at Mint Neko and Monomania, and ate Ichizen’s shrimp ramen at Shinjuku. It was a wonderful day off.

Of course I was alone.”

Kiyo: (Reply) “Mafumafu, the man who is ignored by everyone with a “read” notification even after he says he’s free for today”

Mafumafu: “I’m already going back home”

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Mafumafu Tweets ー 02.17.17

Mafumafu: “That moment when someone said to me, “I heard that apparently turtles’ genders are determined when they hatch out of their eggs, so they become male if the surrounding temperature is less than 28℃ and female if the surrounding temperature is above 30℃. If you head over to a warm beach, there might just be a lot of female turtles there. I just caught onto something great, didn’t I?”, and I realized that at some point in time people had started to consider turtles as part of my love interest. The pain is overflowing.”

Mafumafu: “I’m at home almost all the time because of my projects, I’m working to my death at my job, I don’t really have any friends so I don’t go out to play much, there’s no way I’d cheat with someone based off of my personality, I wait around like a dog, and on top of that I think I’m the type that makes gloomy little cries of “woof, woof” while getting emotionally attached to someone, but when I think about how I’ll spend my life and die alone as a video uploader who never became popular and never received any chocolate, I want to cry”

Mafumafu: “However, though it’s only because it’s now that I can say this, I’ve (always) thought that surely a life of immersing yourself into music and your hobbies must be blissful. I’ve devoted a ton of time into my music activities, but I am so content with how each single day has both its fun and painful moments that I think I’d choose this life again if I had a chance to be reborn. Therefore, I thought I might even say that I will give up on romance wait what screw that I want to be blessed I want to be bles”

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Utaite Quotes Round 2

Fan: Who was the utaite that was touching your butt today? Mafumafu: It was Akatin.

Soraru: Mafu’s not coming. Should I go on and reserve the namahousou or not? Lon: Maybe I can be Mafumafu for the day Soraru: Let’s do this together for today then

Soraru: Good morning! I’m at a wedding today. Ryokun: Congratulations Soraru san Soraru: It’s not me Kogeinu: Congratulations! Hope you’re happy! Soraru : IT’S NOT ME

Kony: Can you hear me? Kony here. I found a song called Indulging: Metabolic Syndrome. Let us sing this friend Yuuto: Yuuto here. I told you, this is about you. And that’s not what the title is. (While singing Indulging: Idol syndrome)

Hashiyan: I knocked on Amatsuki’s room and Kashitarou came out from the room next door saying “What?”. wat why Amatsuki: I heard Hashiyan laughing and opened the door, what is this lol

Mafumafu: Soraru san un-blocked me…!!!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

Hashiyan: Apparently I suck at bathing, turns out I spend much more time than average.

Itou Kashitarou: Rib san is probably the hottest(most ikeman) utaite out there. Rib: What are you talking about…

Interviewer: What do you want to do in the future? Amatsuki: After I do my solo live performance successfully, I want to become a power ranger!

Fan: Do you like boys or girls? un:c: Honestly speaking, guys.

Touyu: Sorry, I ate one. His sister: That’s fine. Touyu: It was pretty good. Sister: Well, it was melon. Touyu: Wait, it wasn’t banana?

Amatsuki: When I stand here in the living room I can hear Sakata yelling “Rin Chan kaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaayooooohooooo” from the second floor and it’s pretty funny.

Lon: I’ve never met him, but Kashitarou san appeared in my dream. We were on a beach and he was desperately telling me “This cheesecake is awesome! Try it!” so I took it and it was seaweed.

Fan: Try this hashtag! #Tweetyourheightminus150letters 96Neko: Okay! 96Neko: #Tweetyourheightminus1 Soraru: That was funny (96Neko’s height is 141.2cm so she has -9 letters)

Mafumafu: I see Soraru-san has blocked me, but I have made back up accounts in case this happens. Resistance is futile.

Fan: Does Yuuto san come with the album as tokuten this time too? Glutamine: Wherever you buy it, Yuuto san does not come with the album!

[Below is a big chunk of tweets all related to each other from various NND uploaders.] [This one tweet started everything off…]

Fan: You really live to sing don’t you. Do you have anything of interest other than that? Itou Kashitarou: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

[And NND uploaders began to tease Itou with this phrase.]

Amatsuki: Umm, your happiness, maybe…? Amatsuki: @Itou Kashitarou Your happiness, maybe? Amatsuki: Things of interest? Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Mafumafu: Things of interest? Umm, your happiness, maybe…? (->Reply)Itou kashitarou: You guys are evil

Suzumu: Umm, your happiness, maybe…? Fan: What is Suzumu-kun’s biggest thing of interest right now? (->Reply)Suzumu: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: What is Osamuraisan always thinking of, what do you play the guitar for? (->Reply)Osamuraisan: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: Sakatan, I have a question! What snack do you like the most for your live performances? (->Reply)Aho no Sakata: Umm, your happiness, maybe…?

Fan: Who are you uploading for? (->Reply)LeftyMonsterP: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Aho no Sakata: Q. What is your favorite food? A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….? Q. What is your favorite drink? A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….? Q. Umm, your happiness, maybe….? A. Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Fan: What are you interested in besides singing? (->reply) Rib: Umm, your happiness, maybe….? Rib: Your happiness Rib: KIMINO☆SHIAWASE(Your happiness in japanese) Rib: While Kashitarou-san was interested in your happiness, I arrived at Fukuoka.

Fan: Underbar-san, are you interested in anything other than singing? (->Reply) Underbar: Umm, your happiness, maybe….?

Mafumafu: [Itou Kashitarou] Your Happiness, Maybe…? [Original PV] (Parody of video upload)

Taiyaki Store: [Language Art] Problem 1. What is Itou Kashitarou interested in? (->Reply) Soraru: Umm, money and women, maybe….? Fan: [Language Art] Problem 1. What is Soraru interested in? (->Reply) Soraru: Umm, your breasts, maybe….? Fan: [Language Art] Problem 2. What is Mafumafu interested in? (->Reply) Soraru: Umm, his own face, maybe….?

#its kashitaro against the world 😭

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Utaite Quotes Round 3

un:c at 8:03 AM : Going to sleep ( ՞ٹ՞) un:c at 7:57 PM : Wait. It’s night?

KK: I’ve learned not to fear the crows around dumpsters, and their sounds don’t bother me anymore. Eve: Can you talk to them? KK: Caw~ Eve: hahahah…… (dammit, I gotta do something about this bastard fast) (* parody of Light’s line in Death Note)

Mafumafu: Soraru san resembles a snowman for some reason. Soraru: I don’t know…. Mafumauf: You know, with the muffler and all!

Mafumafu: I’ve lost interest in women after I met Soraru san.

Interveiwer: What do you think about Touyu san? Amatsuki: Going out to eat with him makes me happy. We can stroke our bellies and be happy.

Fan: What do you want to do if you can become a magical boy(mahoushounen)? Kogeinu: I want to fight with my followers.

Samuraiman: It’s okay….. I practiced handle steering for one hour yesterday in the bathroom with my bowl, today’s driving will be fine!

Itou Kashitarou: I can’t forgive you… Amatsuki-!! Buy me ramen!! Itou Kashitarou: I know now. My attacks are meaningless to you, Amatsuki. I’ll act more mature. Amatsuki: Eh wat

(At three in the morning on twitter) Han: Haa….. I want your ass so hard…. TMDC: No… not that….. Han: Ha….. no… accept me… TMDC: Ah hyung….. (=neesan in japanese, kinda means brother)

Amatsuki: Kogeinu san, your name can also be read as Kogeken, so why don’t you write your name as コゲ犬(kanji)-こげいぬ(kana)- too? (* Amatsuki writes his name as Amatsuki(kanji)-amatsuki(kana)-, because his name can also be read in many other ways such as tengetsu. the kana between the hyphens dictate how to read the kanji.) Kogeinu: Somebody take him to the hospital

Fan: Work lol Glutamine: No lol

Amatsuki: This is our first collab! un:c: I like health and sex ed. Amatsuki: I liked how we shouted together at the end! un:c : I like health and sex ed. Amatsuki: Please enjoy! un:c: health and sex ed Amatsuki: I don’t care anymore…. (Lost one’s weeping upload comment)

Soraru: Amatsuki offered to bath together and I refused, and I think he got grumpy. Amatsuki: This is not what it sounds like (* In asia it’s okay for same-sex people to bath together, See the Conan show korean spa clip for an idea…)

Soraru: Anyone who is cute, kind, good with kids, committed, hard-working and good at cooking and cute is good, so will said person go out with me

Yuuto: A 31 year old man sings the song of an 18 year old boy w (Lost Time Memory upload comment)

Itou Kashitarou: I thought the only reason I would appear on the news would be when I do something illegal and become a convict, but then I realized that I would never have the guts to do so. (After the info for his one man live came up on yahoo news)

DC: My followers are decreasing, but I’m hoping that all the people that are left are pretty girls. One can dream. Fan: I’m a guy. DC: Uh, sorry…

S!N: Hashiyan san, I’m not familiar with baseball, so maybe I could go watch a game with a high school girl. Hashiyan: Police officer, come get this guy.

Underbar: For some reason Animal Crossing is getting popular. I’ve gotten it a while ago. I paid off my debts and played a little while, but nobody visited me so I got lonely and sold it off.

Akatin: While I was asking Mafumafu to work on my songs, I touched his bu- no, it’s nothing.

Fan: Dasoku san! I left my house keys at my house by mistake! What do I do? Dasoku: Move

Itou Kashitarou: Hashiyan san, did you have a good night? I didn’t, because Amatsuki was talking in his sleep all night. Amatsuki: Idiiiooot Idiiiioooooot! I’m hungry, let’s go eat Aho no Sakata: I'mhungryI'mhungryI'mhungryI'mhungry (Saint Smiley 2GS members on their trip together, via twitter)

Itou Kashitarou: The world is much more kinder than I thought! I’ve been hiding my eyes and crouching, but the world is nothing to be afraid of….? Wait…. I’m Mary? (Kagerou Project reference)

Soraru: Can I pay my delusion tax and become a pretty girl with big boobs (Delusion Tax upload comment)

Fan: Can I go to your live performance alone? Itou Kashitarou: I was alone most of my life anyways! Please come!

Michan: Like this, goodbyes always come suddenly…….Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Help meeeeeeeee (Tweet after he dropped his phone into water)

Fan: Have you ever been hurt because of love? Itou Kashitarou: Never. I’ve never fallen in love in the first place. Itou Kashitarou: Kekekeke.

luz: When I met up with Mafu kun and Uratan, they had the same hats and I went Eh (lets imagination go wild). Mafumafu: Not only hats, but our shoes were the same color too.

Amatsuki: I had some time so I went to Mafu kun’s house with Kony to give him a birthday cake! It’s not his birthday or anything by the way! Mafumafu: Seriously what the heck, the bell was ringing so I got the door and I got my birthday celebrated.

Itou Kashitarou: I read that putting salt in your bath helps you relax. So I put in this. (picture of “Magic salt Spice&herb) The basil clogged my pipes. Itou Kashitarou: Oh well, happy lunar new year for the chinese people out there! Everyone, have a year full of happiness! Even though my bath is full of basil… Itou Kashitarou: I’m staring closely at the floating basil…. They won’t flow!! Itou kashitarou: Well, at least I could tell everyone not to use magic salt in your bath…. Hashiyan: Everyone is telling me not to put edible salt in my bath, but nobody does that, not even in comedy shows.

Itou Kashitarou: I just updated my blog about the relation between pancakes and ramen.

#amatsuki 😭

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Utaite Quotes Round 5.5

Amatsuki: Today, I’m staying in a hotel room with Hashiyan san and Kony chan. I need to prepare to end Kony chan’s life the moment he starts to snore Amatsuki: This is what Kony chan gave me and Hashiyan san, check it out (picture of earplug)

Amatsuki: the wiiU has no memory space for Mario Kart DLC, Amatsuki found dead (^0^) Why is it so full… Fan: Buy an external HDD Amatsuki: It’s so expensive I laughed, I think I’ll cry now Amatsuki: I found a 4G USB I wasn’t using and plugged it in, it’s working somehow. The wiiU itself has so little memory space it made me laugh

Amatsuki: I tightened my belt as far as it can go and my pants are still slipping down this is dangerous

Amatsuki: I was thinking that I have a pretty flexible mindset, and I’m very attentive, so I’m always getting dragged around by other people and I reached Amatsuki: The character limit

Amatsuki: Yesterday I managed to lose both my bad luck and my wallet v(’ q ` )v It’s dangerouus what do I do I can’t find it AmatsukI: I’ve lost my wallet so much, I don’t feel it anymore I’m feeling really anxious, and I’m seriously thinking that just letting all material things go might be better nooo ʅ( ՞ਊ՞)ʃ≡　　≡ʅ( ՞ਊ՞)ʃuhhhuuuuuhuhuuhu -> Uratanuki: Losing wallets is what utaites are supposed to do –> Amatsuki: Is that for real then considering how much I lose my wallets I must be a really successful utaite Amatsuki: Anyway, I need to live on my 1000 yen that was in my pocket until I find my wallet I’ll try hard Maybe if I tap it it’ll double itself Tap my pockets and two Noguchis~ Tap my pockets and four Noguchis~ (Noguchi Hideo is on japanese 1000 yen bills, about 10USD) Amatsuki: I missed my station while I was tweeting goodbye Amatsuki: I found my wallet I found my wallet I found my wallet walleeeeeeeeeeet it was at the police station (´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀)(´;ω;｀) Amatsuki: I’ve been using this wallet for four years and I’ve gotten it back after I lost it ten times!!! Thank you stranger that returned my wallet!!! You probably can’t read this but anyway!!! Amatsuki: Got my wallet back…! A car ran it over and the credit cards are in pieces but my money is still in here, (´;ω;｀) Thanku thanku

Fan: Mafukun are you getting married?! Mafumafu: I don’t even have a girlfriend, let alone getting married, what the heck wwwwwwwwwwww

Mafumafu: I know this isn’t really something to laugh over, but sometimes I sleep and get encased in this sense of anxiety and I end up waking up crying wonder what this is at that moment it feels like I can’t hear very well and I’m in a dark place Mafumafu: last time Urata san came over to sleep taht happened and I popped up yelling “Uwaaaaaaaaaa!!!” and Urata san told me “It’s okay. It’s okay.” and I remember being very reassured by that Mafumafu: is what I told him and he told me he can’t remember that

Mafumafu: “Sleeping is closing your eyes. Removing yourself from the world full of things you don’t want to see. For just this moment, let’s return to nothingness” Can I send this artistic sentence and postpone my deadline (three days left)

Mafumafu: Um hey I just starting updating the computer without giving it a lot of thought and it’s not ending tomorrow’s the deadline is it okay brother Uhuh it’s fine we can work through the night you know the usual but what if the update doesn’t end well then we’re screwed but it’s okay Mafumafu: You don’t have to be afraid you don’t I’m afraid

Mafumafu: Long ago when I didn’t know much about spam mail I used to answer seriously with “I don’t know why I won. Maybe you sent to the wrong address” to mails like “Congradulations! You won ooo!!!” Mafumafu: and I even bragged that to my friends like “I’m getting a lot of mail these days”

Mafumafu: @Soraru: If I can change the song I’m going to write for you now, I’m going to change it to a weird song about tentacle fetishes. Mafumafu: I brought up the tentacles to annoy Soraru san, but now they’re saying I like tentacles and I bought my computer to play ero games, I’m crying so this is how rumors are made I want to become a clam

#he just like me fr #urata is such a bro I love him

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Mafumafu vs. Elevators/Escalators, the thrilling story so far

(i dug up some gems, please enjoy -and mafu, never change)

Mafumafu: The time I was stumbling on friendship, hobbies, school and the such. The usual stairs I walked on weren’t there, so I tried taking the escalator, but the usual scenes looked so different. When I thought to myself, ‘the change is very slight, but even so, it shouldn’t look this different’, I was merely going the opposite direction. Spendidly, I fell. The world is terrible.

Mafumafu: Just now in front of my very eyes, without a hint of abnormality Soraru-san went ‘Uwaaaahh!!!’ to the elevator whilst getting caught in it what should I do

Mafumafu: Even though I got off the escalators because Soraru-san was going down the stairs, Soraru-san made a U-turn and went back up, leaving me alone by myself

Mafumafu: Soraru-san and Starbucks! (　`ω´　)

Even though I was walking with such high-level alertness, I got lost just at the elevators and ended up going back and forth! (　`ω´　)

Mafumafu: Encounter with a girl with a schoolbag in an elevator

Girl ‘’ sta-re

Me ‘Hello!’

Girl ‘ (´・ω・｀) ‘

Me ‘What’s wrong? (smiling face)’

Girl ‘Are you not going to press.. a button? (´；ω；｀) ‘

The guy choking back tears who forgot to press a button for his level so now looks like a pervert who follows primary school kids is me

Mafumafu: I was tweeting seriously with a stern face, and as if by fate, I got sandwiched between elevator doors

Mafumafu: Usually elevators have「Open」in green and「Close」in black but, in a certain building in Shinjuku for whatever reason has it the other way round (「Open」in black and「Close」in green) and it resulted in me saying to an old man trying to get on「I’ll hold it open!」, just before I closed it like a psychopath…. Sorry pops…

Mafumafu: The escalators were so crowded I got sandwiched in between a couple, and facing forwards, the girl in front was happily chatting away when suddenly she turned around and saw my face, her face turning very sad. The guy’s face behind me also looked sad. I was sad too. I’m sorry.

#the 6th one lives rent free in my head #the tweet before was sth like ‘I don’t wanna see my parents grow older’ it was so sad and then bam idiot stuck in between elevator door

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Thanks oda