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duckapus · 16 days

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SMG4: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Meggy and Mario: ?!

Meggy: You were putting it in cold water!?

SMG4:

Mario: Glitchy

Mario: Answer the question, Glitchy

SMG4: Yeah

SMG4: I thought for like five years that people just put it in the hot water to speed up the "Teafication" process.

SMG4: Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Meggy: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Mario: ...Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Meggy: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Mario: It takes less than a minute!

Meggy: Red is your stove powered by the FUCKING SUN!?!?

Mario: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Meggy: Like seven minutes!

Mario: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes! Less than that if you use a saucepan.

SMG4: ...

Meggy: You're putting the whole mug on the stove!?

Meggy: ON MEDIUM HEAT!?

Meggy: Your stove is enchanted

Depresso: Every single person in this castle is a fucking lunatic.

Bob: Do None Of You Own A FUCKING KETTLE!?

#smg4 #incorrect quotes #mario #meggy spletzer #depresso #bob bobowski #smg3 isn't involved because he doesn't drink tea #he's a coffee guy #given the context it's likely that luigi Also uses the mug-on-stovetop method #since him and mario have lived together their whole lives and he's apparently never said anything about mario's Cursed tea-making process

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m3djed · 5 months

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

#txt #guys. guys this is not about hcs. do you hear me this is about when a guy with no logical reason to have abs is drawn like a hollister model #like when a guy who does nothing but go to coffee shops and read books is drawn with abs like hes been hiking mountains and climbing trees #do you hear me are you hearing me

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shitpostingkats · 5 months

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I'm sorry I'm still not over Riz taking the High Fantasy Equivalent Of Speed except no one remembers he weighs 25 pounds soaking wet so instead of Calming The Hell Down like we all know in our heart of hearts Riz would do if he actually took properly dosed stimulants he just sprints through all 9 phases of hyperfocus and ascends to neurodivergent godhood and starts solving mysteries you've never heard of and then becomes paranoid that someone's gonna take his memories so he goes up to a pirate and asks them to tattoo his red string conspiracy board on his flesh

#also he's sixteen and on spring break in cancun #what. what do you think this pirate thought when a highschooler with pupils wider than god walked up and asked for a chest tat of NIGHT YOR #Riz's coffee chugging is an attempt to self medicate change my mind. you can't.#Riz fucking Gukgak #he sleeps with a sword. he sleeps for four hours a night. he offered to bite a guys eye out and shove it into his best friends skull.#he can't stop breaking into crime scenes.#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak

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flamingpudding · 8 months

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Fictober23 Prompt: 3 - "Okay, show me."

Fandom: DPxDC

Rating: G

Warnings: -

"So… first time getting kidnapped?"

Tim blinked at the teen that was tied to a wall right across from him. He marveled for a a moment at how similar the two looked and even thought that he could see how the other teen could have gotten mistakenly kidnapped in his place. Though if they had already kidnapped him then why did they end up kidnapping him again?

"No, getting kidnapped kinda comes with the name and status." Tim finally answered and the other kid nodded sagely as if he understood. "Usually they are a little more incompetent."

He moved his wrists a little causing the strange silver bracelets they had slapped on his wired before chaining him to the wall so that they would cause a rattling noise, making the other teen look at them with a raised eyebrow.

"So first time getting kidnapped by the GIW then."

"GIW?"

"Guys in White, or well Ghost Investigation Ward, a government organization." The other teen explained with a shrug. "Usually they are incompetent. Aside from a couple of burns from getting shot, this is the first time they actually managed to chain me in a while. Normally they would have messed up by now but it's interesting that they even manage to nap you too."

Now Tim raised an eyebrow. That was news to him. To think there was a governmental organization that was actively abducting civilians for who knows what. Damn, he could see how B would not be happy once he told them about that.

"Sorry btw." Tim blinked up at the other teen in confusion, who chuckled in return. "They probably kidnapped you thinking you were my double or something. We look similar enough for them to think that."

"Wait…" Tim's eyes widened in realization. "They kidnapped me because I look like you? Not the other way around?"

"Uh yeah, why would I be kidnapped because of you?"

"Tim Drake-Wayne. Does that ring a bell?" Tim huffed only to watch how the other teen furrowed his eyebrows as if deep in thoughts before shrugging.

"In fact no it doesn't. But I don't keep up with high society, it helps pissing of the fruitloop whenever he drags me to 'meet important people' and I actively call them false names no matter how often he introduces them."

Tim's eye twitched. While that is fun, this was also the first time he met someone who hadn't heard of his name before in some way or form. In the end just let out a sigh.

"So what now? We wait to get rescued or will they release us after some time?" Well he had already tipped off his family, so it was probably only a matter of time until one of his siblings burst in to play knight in shining armor. He just hoped it wasn't Jason again, or he wouldn't shut up about having saved him for another month.

"Oh we can wait, but they won't release us. It's probably better if we get out on our own."

"Really? And how do you plan for us to get out of the handcuffs?" Well Tim did have a lock pin hidden in his jacket and some small sized tools stuffed into the sole of his shoes but with his hands chained above his head it was a little difficult to get them. But his feet were not chained so with just a bit of body twisting he could-

"Oh the handcuffs are no problem. They can be easily removed by overloading them."

"Overloading?" Tim arched an eyebrow, now the cuffs did not look like your normal brand he can admit that but how was the other going to do that unless he had some secret electric tool stored on him.

"Yea, overloading. It's pretty simple. These look like the same Brant they tried to cuff me with a year ago. It's funny how they look like they haven't learned a single thing in all these years."

"Really now?" Tim stared at the other teen unimpressed. "Okay, show me. How are you going to overload them with no tools around?"

"Easy." The other teen smirked at him and Tim's eyes widen as he saw the others hands emitting a green light before the cuffs on his wrist sparked and then fell off. Okay, noted the other teen was a Meta.

"My name is Danny by the way." Danny grinned as he rubbed his wrists before getting up and walking over to Tim to do the same to his cuffs. Tim rubbed his his own wirsts, carefully examining them for any time of injury only to look up just in time to watch Danny reach into his own chest. With wide eyes he watched Danny sticking out his tongue while one of his hands was going through his body as if he was looking for something.

"Aha! I knew I stuck them in my body somewhere for a situation like this!" Okay there was so much to unpack from this sentence alone but before Tim could even ask a single question Danny pulled out a lockpick set from his chest and proceeded to pick at their cell door.

"I have so many questions." Tim muttered, still watching the other teen.

"Well I can probably answer some of them once we are out of here. It's the least I can do after you get kidnapped because of me." Danny grinned as the lock he was working on clicked and he swung the door open. "Wanna talk over some coffee? You look like you need some."

"This is definitely not what I expected when I said 'show me'." Tim muttered once more walking passed Danny out of their cell, eager to leave this place.

"Yea well that the more civilian friendly things I can do." Danny followed with a grin. "Though I do have some other tricks I could have used too."

"You talk like a hero." Tim thought aloud, eyeing the teen and how they were holding themselves. Nothing about this teen screamed innocent civilian anymore, well aside from the obvious Meta abilities. He also marbled about the fact that they basically just walked out of the warehouse they had been holding. Huh looked like these GIW guys were really as incompetent as Danny had mentioned earlier.

"Yea, well I am a retired Hero." Great now Tim got more to look into in regards to Danny. Oh that reminded him, he probably should tell his family that he was no longer kidnapped… but that could probably wait until after he got his coffee with Danny. What was the worst that could happen? Red Hood storming an empty building. Oh well, it would be a good exercise for his brother then.

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pandadrake · 7 months

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Unforeseen side effect of the hostage shirt.

Thought about what would happen if the “get along” shirt situation continued and figured that Miguel would probably just go back to work with Miles stuck to him.

Part 1 This is Part 2 Part 3

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cryptid-quill · 2 months

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new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings

#chat I’m so normal #emunene’s cards fit so well together #they have matching hats AAGH #thinking fancy upper class royal falls in love with a simple peasant girl #fes ruikasa being literally just a guy and a god is so funny #I love rks dynamics that r like that oughhh thinks about tactiqilin and merking or mermaid x canary kasa #thinking perhaps a space god who doesn’t understand humans and doesn’t understand what’s the point of their living when they are mortal #and so he disguises himself as one to investigate #working inconspicuously at a flower shop until one day he meets a boy who works at the coffee shop next door #a boy who teaches him how to live joyously how to see the good in humanity #chat do you see my vision do you understand pleading emoji #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #cq art #project sekai #prsk #prsk fa #prsk gl #prsk bl #otori emu #emu otori #kusanagi nene #nene kusanagi #emunene #tenma tsukasa #tsukasa tenma #kamishiro rui #rui kamishiro #ruikasa

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batgirlcopia · 11 months

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#to me hes just like that guy from son of the mask fr #<- sorry for that #papa emeritus iii #terzo #ghost #fanart #the band ghost #ghost fanart #hes one of those annoying celebrities that need their coffee done in a specific way or theyre firing you or refuse to play #my art #ghostly doings

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lotus-pear · 4 months

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reminder that dazai loves you no matter what you're like ladies

#he's such a sweetheart sometimes I MEAN WHA- [GUNSHOTS]#what a guy. good for him. only respectful thing he's said about women ever #kunikida snuck respect women juice into his coffee that morning #sighh forever crying we didn't get a proper ln1 adaptation but at least they didn't omit this part #bsd

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oceanwithouthermoon · 4 months

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i always feel bad when i see how the point of a lot of saiki's personality traits flew right over the heads of a lot of fans due to him being an unreliable narrator and a tsundere lol.. so a lot of things he says are immediately proved to be untrue and often just him putting up a front, but some people dont pick up on it..

like i see a lot of "haha saiki would never want to watch a romance movie" guys there is an entire chapter (170) dedicated to him being like "i much prefer mysteries to romance stories.." and then immediately becoming absolutely enamored with a romance story.. he was lying, guys, LMAO

less specific ones include:

"i hate children, they annoy me" *goes out of his way to help kids, comfort them, be kind to them, etc.*

"i only use my powers for self gain/my own convenience." "anyway my mama told me to never use my powers selfishly so i always use them to help people and i try my best not to use them for personal gain<3"

"those guys are so annoying, i would never hang out with them willingly." "yeah it took them about two sentences to convince me to go with them. their thoughts seemed like they really wanted me to go, so i did. i didnt want them to be upset. not that i care about them or anything."

(sorry i post about this kind of thing a lot, i just giggle a lot at how the entire manga is so easily misinterpreted and thousands of people have watched the show but didnt pick up on the main characters most defining character traits and frequent bits.. i think there needs to be a masterlist or something disproving all the extremely common misconceptions about saiki k lol)

#not hating lmao its just silly #i once saw one of those 'how saiki k characters would drink their coffee' posts and for saiki it said 'black coffee'#and i giggled #what do you mean you think the guy who only smiles during really sweet moments or when hes eating sweets would drink black coffee #thats so out of character but they obvi were just going by personality which u guess is funny #that mf prob would make homemade pumpkin spice lattes drowned in sugar and creamer and whipped cream and sprinkles #hey genuine question to people who watched the anime this way: how was it still funny ?#him being a liar tsundere unreliable narrator is often the MAIN bit.. like in EVERY chapter..#did u only pay attention to the silly mini jokes within the episodes and those were somehow still enough to make you love the show ?#or like.. what was it ??? IDK I GENUINELY DONT GET IT #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo #meows post #meownalysis

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taichouu · 6 months

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Couldn't sleep? Only one thing to do !! (draw your favorite guys)

#coffee break #yugioh #yu gi oh #ygo #ygo dm #yugioh fanart #yugi muto #yami yugi #yugi mutou #These are inspired by a pair of favorite panels of mine <:)#it kind of looks like Yugi is disgruntled (?) at yami .. baha #Are they not so cute .. whateer #CONFETTI PAJAMAS are a MUST !!!#augh i had just the worst day. but i can't help but smile when I look at yugi hes just my little guy </3 ...#I should draw him more OUGH #again another late night post .. sorry everyone LOL

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apollos-olives · 7 months

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boycott fatigue this boycott fatigue that. i've been boycotting for years. it came free with being born a Fucking palestinian

#get over it bro #literally piss and cry abt it #OH guys i have a story for you #my fucking. asl teacher #he fucking #he went “free palestine” while drinking a fuckinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg starbucks coffee #AAAAAAGH #i said “what” and he repeated it with a smile on his face #buddy...#like the sentiment is there sure but can we set down the starbucks cup pls

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casdeans-pie · 1 year

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Castiel Coffee Angel of the Lord

Be not Caffeinated Afraid

.... this latte tastes like devotion.

#hes just a little guy #castiel #castiel's trueform #trueform!cas #destiel #deancas #spn #supernatural #coffeenatural #spn coffee art #my coffee art #castiel fanart #latte art #also yeah ofc he wobbles #his best quality: his wiggles #pie's projects

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ferngle · 7 months

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silly little doodle of a special little guy

#glam deserves all the nice things #he's just a little guy #me? absolutely smitten with another fictional character???#what??? nooo i would never #don't look at the anatomy. this drawing took non of my logical brain #this was just good vibes and coffee #(drinking coffee at 2:30 am. i'm so smart)#doodles #metal family #glam metal family #ferngle art

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cerubean · 2 months

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#ts4 gameplay #s4mm #the sims 4 #simblr #s #this is gary's coworker at the coffee shop her name is abigail and they're fwb but also not bc she declined being woohoo partners o_o #i think she's going for gold guys she wants to be gf status and honestly im debating it they're so cuuute!!!#he's fwb w/ so many other ppl atm though so i feel like she's def endgame #suffice to say this save is juicy ok there's so much going on i love it im having a blast #also never thought i'd be into ww but it adds a lot of chaos which i love sm

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sandeewithtwoe · 6 months

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Wanted to draw Ccino. He gives me fluffy vibes

Ccino belongs to Black-Nyanko

(Small comic below cut)

Nightmare: How curious. Normally, people would feel anxious around me, but you seem unaffected. Tell me your secrets.

Ccino: One word…

Ccino: Kitten!

Nightmare belongs to Jokublog

#art #utmv #nightmare sans #ccino sans #not a ship post #comic #I’m hoping the cute vibes would distract you guys from the fact that I don’t know how to draw cats #I’d like to think nightmare visits Ccino only because he gives the best coffee

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antiparticular · 8 months

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remember gordon's gay little iced coffee. why was adam taking pictures of gordon drinking his iced coffee. like come on man there's clearly no murder games going on. the iced coffee photo is the most compelling evidence for chainshipping I've seen.

#fellas is it gay to take a picture of the man youre stalking because you think he looks hot with his iced coffee #guys im sorry gordon is my favourite character and im thinking thoughts about him #might rewatch saw 3d.#saw 2004 #saw movies #saw franchise #lawrence gordon #adam faulkner stanheight #chainshipping

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