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#Riz fucking Gukgak
shitpostingkats · 4 months
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I'm sorry I'm still not over Riz taking the High Fantasy Equivalent Of Speed except no one remembers he weighs 25 pounds soaking wet so instead of Calming The Hell Down like we all know in our heart of hearts Riz would do if he actually took properly dosed stimulants he just sprints through all 9 phases of hyperfocus and ascends to neurodivergent godhood and starts solving mysteries you've never heard of and then becomes paranoid that someone's gonna take his memories so he goes up to a pirate and asks them to tattoo his red string conspiracy board on his flesh
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ghost-comets · 3 months
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as soon as riz mentioned that thumbs up this was all i could envision for that scene
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moonlightmagical · 3 months
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the “pressure is kind of my thing” quote from riz being a reply to his mother as he tries to keep a smile on his face as his mom explains their bleak financial situation and how a perfect gpa still probably won’t be enough to get into higher education in the face of a world in which knowledge is paywalled is another type of heartbreaking
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alfalfairy · 2 months
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I was thinking that it was crazy that the Gukgaks didn't get any kind of financial assistance - including money for post-secondary education - from the government after Pok's death, given his successful track record and dying in the line of duty.
And then I remembered that Kalina pulled strings to get Pok on a list of enemies of the state right before his death which would probably be the equivalent of a dishonorable discharge, and revoke any of that assistance that would have come otherwise.
So it's another thing Kalina took from Riz, besides his father - his chance at college, without running himself into the ground to get there.
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wormtime123 · 2 days
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i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them
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alaydbug · 23 days
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i've missed them all terribly so
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minionsunclee · 1 month
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Nothing I could get my rocks off to
Anyway kind of ironic that it’s called downtime when it’s always the most stressful part of the season
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starstruckodysseys · 4 months
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sometimes an adventuring party is six teenagers, a van, a motorcycle, two duplicates of one of the teenagers, three dust mephits, a frog, a dog, a being made of blood, a hand mirror, and squeem
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revivif-y · 1 month
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I NEED A YEAR TO PROCESS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THAT CIRCLE. A FULL YEAR.
RIZ JUST SAW FIG GETTING HURT AND LEAPED INTO ACTION TO SAVE HER,
ADAINE FELT A POWERFUL THING HAPPENING AND COUNTERSPELLED A GOD FOR FIG,
FABIAN JUST SAW THE MOONLIGHT DOING THINGS TO HIS FRIENDS AND CAST SMOKE,
GORGUG JUMPED IN WITH RIZ AND FIG AND CAST WARDING BOND,
KRISTEN JUMPED IN TOO AND THE MOMENT THEY NEEDED IT THE MOST, SHE USED HER STRENGTH TO HOLD ON AND KEEP HER FRIENDS FROM GETTING HURT.
IT'S ABOUT. THE LOVE. NONE OF THEM KNEW WHAT WAS THE RIGHT OR WRONG THING TO DO, THEY JUST ACTED. THEY JUST. ACTED. TO SAVE EACH OTHER AND FOLLOW EACH OTHER AND IM SDKLGHWUIOEGHSKDJGHSDG!!!!
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LOVE!!!!!!!
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sapphicmuppet · 9 days
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”average adventuring party kills two clerics a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Average adventuring party kills 0 clerics per year. Spiders Ratgrinders, who hangout in the far haven woods & kills a whopping two clerics a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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star-wrld · 2 months
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someone has to sit down riz and walk him through fantasy fafsa and help him figure out if he is eligible for a fantasy pell grant or fantasy g.i. bill
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scalpho · 21 days
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fantasy high pcs ranked by how willing i would be to get in a car with them in the driver's seat
gorgug. the canon designated driver. his van is a boat and his boat is a van. no issues here
riz. also has canonically driven and done it well. good reflexes and sufficiently paranoid. i trust him
adaine. she'd figure it out and drive carefully enough. once again no issues here
INSERT INCREDIBLY LARGE GAP HERE
kristen applebees. drives wearing flip flops. would smash the entire front of the car just trying to get out of the driveway. accidentally hits the accelerator when she means to hit the brakes. i'm 100% going to die
fabian. he cannot drive and has zero road sense. the hangman does it all for him. he's below kristen because if we get into a terrible accident kristen can revivify me. fabian would backflip out of the car as it's crashing and leave me for dead
fig. FLIPPED A CAR. i mean she's 100% a better driver than both kristen and fabian but i wouldn't be able to get over the fact that she FLIPPED A CAR ON THE HIGHWAY
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bacchuschucklefuck · 3 days
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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best
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jester-step · 2 days
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can’t get it out of my head how BRILLIANT kipperlilly’s backstory is. it was almost funny at first because it’s such a shallow, ridiculous reason to hate someone, but the more i linger on it, the more it makes me sick to my stomach to think about how much riz and the bad kids have been through and how unfair it is that she’s putting them through hell because she thinks she wants something that she fundamentally doesn’t understand
on top of all the ways that it ties perfectly into the story brennan’s telling, it pulls the audience into feeling the exact same rage towards kipperlilly that’s been affecting the characters all throughout this season - that stomach-churning, throat-closing-up, righteous conviction that something just isn’t fair.
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rolanslide · 2 months
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trying to figure out how to draw the rest of the bad kids, so here they are after their first fight. they're having a normal one. (alt version under the cut, content warning for blood!)
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okthatsgreat · 1 month
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love the introduction of rage tokens should you get too stressed, but specifically love that riz can only get to that point if he takes on the stress of other people. imagine irreparably damaging your relationship with somebody you care for because you cared so hard about other people that they have completely exhausted you to the point of fury. imagine irreparably damaging your relationship with somebody BECAUSE you cared too much for them
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