miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

Wasn't me

(Source)

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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foilshipping, huh..........

Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

⚠️IMPLIED MOCHI MAYHEM SPOILERS JUST IN CASE⚠️

FIGURED I MITE WAS WELL SHARE THIS HERE TOO LAWL comic idear i finished up last night abt a bit i was talking abt with a friend…basically i think that bc carmine got possessed for like Way longer than anyone all of that screaming and dancing wouldve made her lose her voice so she gets sick and kieran fusses over her :P

When the Riddle is bad

this is sending me