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diorsluv · 3 days
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casual , part 8
“ so now when we kiss ”
series m. list previous chapter
( socialmedia!au )
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yourusername who’s gonna be the chandler to my monica (i need someone to marry me when i’m still single at 40) 🤗
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vivianliu don’t worry bae i’ll hook you up with the hottest 40 year old man when we get there
→ yourusername you’re too sweet 😞😞
→ lhughes_06 no you won’t
→ vivianliu yes i will 😒 lhughes_06
rutgermcgroarty i can’t be chandler but i can be the ullmark to your swayman
→ yourusername STOP YOU KNOW ME SO WELL
→ jswayman1 there’s only room for one pair 🙄
→ rutgermcgroarty …have you just been lurking??? jswayman1
→ yourusername oh my god sway it’s you i love you so much you’re like one of my favorite goalies ‼️
→ yourusername DID YOU JSUT FOLLOW ME IH MY FUCKUGB GODDDDD jswayman1
→ jswayman1 yes i did 🫡
→ jackhughes WHAT this isn’t fair???
username25 THE jeremy swayman just followed you babe how do you feel 🎤
→ yourusername AMAZING
username37 FRIENDS AHHH
trevorzegras i can be the chandler to your monica
→ yourusername yeah.. i’m good 😬
→ trevorzegras HEY THATS MEAN
→ yourusername i’m just kidding z (not really)
→ yourusername i’m sure there’s a ton of girls out there that want you!! it’s just not me 🫶🫶
→ _alexturcotte the public rejection is insane
→ trevorzegras 💔
→ yourusername i still love u tho!
→ trevorzegras ❤️‍🩹
edwards.73 me
→ yourusername we’ll see
→ edwards.73 whats that supposed to mean 🤨
→ yourusername one night in my bed isnt gonna make me forget about everything
→ edwards.73 IM SORRY FOR IGNORING U
→ yourusername prove it
luca.fantilli i’ll be the rachel to your ross!
→ yourusername you wanna be the woman in an on-and-off relationship??? 😭😭
→ luca.fantilli yeah i wanna see what it’s like to be you for once 🤗
→ yourusername hold up
→ lhughes_06 LMAO
→ dylanduke25 THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR
→ luca.fantilli oops
→ yourusername 😟😟
username34 the way he looks at her 🥲
username88 I LOVE THEM
markestapa hypothetically what would you do if someone asked you out and asked you to be the monica to their chandler
→ yourusername i would marry them on the spot
→ markestapa moving a little fast there aren’t we?
→ dylanduke25 AHEM edwards.73 AHEM
lhughes_06 ustjay osay ouyay owknay ehay eallyray oesday ikelay ouyay (just so you know he really likes you)
→ yourusername we haven’t used pig latin since like middle school 😭😭
→ _quinnhughes your nerd phases
→ lhughes_06 utshay upyay (shut up)
→ jackhughes IGPAY ATINLAY (PIG LATIN)
→ luca.fantilli oh my god i remember speaking pig latin
→ adamfantilli igpay atinlay asway oatedgay (pig latin was goated)
→ vivianliu is this just a sibling thing 😭
→ dylanduke25 no tyler never learned it for me 😐😐
→ tyler___duke5 no i just never used it with you dylanduke25
→ trevorzegras ancay onfirmcay ityay asway ayay iblingsay ingthay (can confirm it was a sibling thing)
→ griffinzegras please don’t bring it back i was struggling enough back then
→ edwards.73 iyay opehay ouyay owknay iyay understandyay igpay atinlay ootay (i hope you know i understand pig latin too)
username84 who’s gonna translate all that pig latin 🥰🥰
username97 oh my god this is gonna send me back into my friends phase
→ username6 RIGHT
_alexturcotte remember the friends marathons we would have every summer
→ yourusername barely 🙄
→ _alexturcotte WHY ARE U ROLLING UR EYES
→ yourusername YOU WOULD ALWAYS “FORGET” TO TELL ME YOU WERE WATCHING IT
→ trevorzegras he was watching it with me that’s why 😉
→ yourusername ieday trevorzegras (die)
→ trevorzegras you’re no fun rosie
adamfantilli i love gale weathers
→ yourusername completely different franchise but yes she’s toooooo iconic 😈😈
→ vivianliu sidney’s hotter
→ adamfantilli that’s a hot fucking take vivianliu
→ luca.fantilli sidney prescott or sidney crosby??
→ vivianliu both
→ markestapa you’re all forgetting about billy
→ yourusername BILLY
→ lhughes_06 billy 😒
username18 i just finished friends!!
username75 I WILL
mackie.samo I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
→ yourusername i love maddy more
→ mackie.samo YOU MET HER ONCE
→ yourusername i stand by my statement
username71 istg this is directed at ethan
username8 STOP I MISS THEM
username31 i need someone to look at me like that
colecaufield ‘90s shows were my childhood 🙏🙏
→ yourusername ur literally an ‘01 baby???
→ colecaufield BARELY
username66 THEM >>>>
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yourusername i was fuckin superstars when i was nineteen 🥴
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jackhughes woah there
→ yourusername it’s just a song ! 😰
→ jackhughes i’m sure that’s all it is 🤨🤨
_quinnhughes YOU’RE STILL A CHILD
→ yourusername IM ALMOST 20??
→ _quinnhughes UR STILL 19
→ yourusername then my caption’s pretty fitting
→ _quinnhughes 😐
username27 IS IT BECAUSE OF WHAT I THINK IT IS
→ yourusername do tell
→ username27 ur 19, u and ethan, ethan’s like an underground superstar
→ yourusername 🙊
edwards.73 the shit we did you won’t believe me
→ dylanduke25 NOW IM AT THE TURN UP
→ mackie.samo LOOKING LONELYYY
→ trevorzegras AND THEY WONDER WHY IM QUIET AT THEM HOUSE PARTIESSSS
→ jackhughes CUZ EVERYBODY SEE ME
→ colecaufield ROLL SOME BLUNTS
→ adamfantilli AND HIT HER ONCE
→ rutgermcgroarty AND NOW SHE NEED ME
→ yourusername brent faiyaz 🙇‍♀️
→ edwards.73 did u put everyone on this song 😕 yourusername
→ yourusername yeah..
→ edwards.73 thought it was just me
→ dylanduke25 dont act all jealous 🙄🙄
username55 you’re. so. pretty.
dylanduke25 creds creds creds creds creds
→ yourusername creds!
→ edwards.73 why’d you take the pics
→ dylanduke25 bc we were hanging out?? 😭
→ edwards.73 oh
username89 omg babe where’s your top from
→ yourusername im gonna be honest i have no idea vivi got it for me as a gift 😔🙏
→ vivianliu i custom made it 🤭
mackie.samo this is so #cottagecore and #aesthetic
→ yourusername who the hell is teaching you this
→ mackie.samo my sisters 😕😕
→ lhughes_06 stop using hashtags good fucking lord
→ markestapa that intervention wasn’t for nothing mack 😒
trevorzegras brent faiyaz our lord and savior
→ yourusername 🛐
rutgermcgroarty HEY why didn’t you post our photos 😞
→ yourusername tis for another time my dear boy
→ rutgermcgroarty shakespeare lookin ass
→ yourusername 🖕
→ adamfantilli guys remember when we were nice to each other
→ yourusername no
→ rutgermcgroarty no
username99 CLOUDED
luca.fantilli is he gonna ask you out or what
→ yourusername luca 😭😭
→ luca.fantilli what?? i’m jus being curious 😔
username35 HELLO????? the fit ate down
vivianliu fuck her on the floor like i don’t give a fuck bout it 🎶🎶🎶🎶
→ yourusername your judgement get clouded when you clouted
→ vivianliu your judgement is clouded as hell
→ yourusername HOW???
→ vivianliu you know 😐😐
→ edwards.73 stop hating lil bro
→ vivianliu i hope you drown
username76 that second pic got me kicking my feet n shit
username21 skincare routine when???
username3 how are you not a model
adamfantilli let me tie your shoes bc i don’t want you falling for anyone else
→ yourusername no
→ adamfantilli did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
→ yourusername adam babe we talked about this
→ adamfantilli do you play soccer? bc you look like a keeper
_alexturcotte i got you new sneakers 🥰
→ yourusername REALLY??
→ _alexturcotte i figured you’d need them after running through my mind all day
→ yourusername oh god please don’t make this into a habit
→ colecaufield stop harassing her with pickup lines turcs
username69 we all know ethan’s going feral over this one
→ username14 fr i can sense it from here
username5 the hughes genes are godly asf
notes ) this is my way of coping through the pain of being a stars fan anyways should ethan n rosie finally get together 🫢
tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat
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tayytayy12 · 2 hours
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Nonsense | OP81 x Reader
Summary - Reader and Oscar are known for being the cute, tame couple of the paddock, but that all changes when reader releases a song
Warnings - Kinda a teeny but suggestive, swearing
FaceClaim - Sabrina Carpenter
Type - SMAU
Requested - Yes - No
Oscar Piastri x Nonsense Series
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Yourusername - Life’s chill atm 🤍
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User1 - MY PARENTS ARE BACK
User2 - Oscar never beating the polite cat allegations
OscarPiastri - 🤍
Yourusername - 🤍
User3 - THE PICS OF THEM 😭😭
User4 - I need a relationship like there’s
User5 - We all do
User6 - Y/NS ALIVE !!!!
User7 - She’s had us in a three week drought of nothing
User8 - she’s so pretty oml
GracieAbrams - You’re so hot what
Yourusername - Learnt from you 😙
User9 - ‘life’s chill’ bitch what are you planning
Yourusername - 🤫🤫
User10 - OMG NEW MUSIC !?!!??
LandoNorris - I don’t trust your ass
Yourusername - A life time of friendship and you don’t trust me🥲
LandoNorris- Yeah
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Yourusername - You’re right lol, nothing in my life is ever chill. My brand new single called ‘Nonsense’ is out right now, it’s about a certain brunette Australian boy
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User11 - OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
User12 - THE PICSSSSSS OML
User13 - THIS SONG WHAT?
User14 - HOW DOES SHE GO FROM MAKING THE SONG ‘PAPER RINGS’ ABOUT SOMEONE, A CUTE SONG WITH AN EVEN CUTER MESSAGE, TO MAKING THIS HORNY SONG
User15 - “Said you like my eyes, and you like to make them roll” I’m sorry?? Y/n are we thinking about the same Oscar?
User16 - The Oscar that buys her flowers and every time a bunch dies he buys her more
User17 - The Oscar that bent down in the middle of the street to tie her shoelaces
Yourusername - This is about his other side 😙
LandoNorris - I hate you
Yourusername - Dint hate the player, hate the game
LandoNorris - I don’t want to even think of what you mean by that
OscarPiastri - I think this songs my favourite
Yourusername - Same
User18 - Filthy animals
User19 - Can’t believe this is about Oscar
User20 - Fr like, the human teddy bear?
OscarPiastri
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OscarPiastri - I am NOT a teddy bear, I just buy her a lot of them
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User21 - LOL HE CALLED YOU ALL OUT
User23 - THE. PICTURES.
User24 - HAND PLACEMENT
Yourusername - Nonsense boy 💕
OscarPiastri - Only for you 🤍
LandoNorris - “I'm talkin' opposite of soft” Care to explain mate?
OscarPiastri - No
LoganSargeant - “it feels so good I had to hit the octave” woah man
Yourusername - I mean, I didn’t lie
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nadvs · 1 day
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okay i’m on my period and ive been listening to fourth of july by sufjan stevens on REPEATTT😭 it’s inspired a fic idea that i think u would absolutely nail !!!!
sad ofc but rafe’s ex (moved out of the obx) gets news that he’s passed away. it’s centred around her going home, going thru the motions of how jarring it is that someone as big and powerful and stoic as rafe is just….gone. not there anymore. the lyrics of the song are great inspo ofc, but yeah just a huge ball of heartache and emotional despair!
if u wanted to lighten things up a pt2 could be like rafe faked his death vibes, angst and reunion and love and ahhhh!
၊၊||၊၊||၊၊ fourth of july / sufjan stevens
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content warning death, drug abuse
When you saw the post on social media, you thought it was a sick joke.
But then you read the comments, full of canned condolences and useless prayers, and your refusal to accept the news crumbled with every typed word until you couldn’t possibly deny it any longer.
Someone commented asking how. Someone else replied overdose.
Sorrow and loss and shock and nausea swirled through you. You paced around your bedroom, chest heaving, glancing at the door as if someone was coming to pull you out of the nightmare.
Eventually, you found the strength to text Sarah. You still had her number even though you broke things off with Rafe three months ago.
She gave you the details for the funeral that Saturday.
It’s a hot, sunny afternoon when you make it to Kildare Island. It’s wrong that the world is still spinning, boasting beautiful weather on a gruesome day.
You think bitterly about how people are surely enjoying the sun today, all while the man you still love is being buried.
When Sarah sees you at the church, she gives you a mournful, forced smile. You hug her, your eyes swollen and red and aching, your throat burning as you tell her I’m sorry and are you okay?
You’re not sure if Rafe told her about why you broke up.
— and i’m sorry i left, but it was for the best though it never felt right
He hated that you wanted to move to another state for a job opportunity. He didn’t understand why you didn’t want to stay, why he couldn’t just take care of you.
You told him this was for the best and he’d find a girl who’d make him happy. He told you that was bullshit.
You doubt Sarah knows. He never spoke much to his sister unless he was fighting with her, so she likely has no idea why you ended an otherwise happy relationship.
There’s a large photo of him sitting on an easel at the front. You’re surprised they found a picture of him smiling.
It’s grainy and clearly zoomed in, likely from a group photo. He always had a great smile. He hardly showed it.
The lights hit the photographed blue of his eyes dully. Nothing like how he looked when he was alive. Even beneath the anger and bitterness Rafe carried around, he had a brightness in his eyes reserved solely for you.
You watched it fade the day you left him.
— make the most of your life, while it is rife, while it is light
When you see the coffin resting above the plot in the cemetery, you think you might be sick.
You knew Rafe liked coke. You feel naive now that you didn’t realize it was a problem. He just did it at parties when you were dating. At least, you thought he did.
Maybe you could have prevented this.
You remember the way his arm was wrapped around your waist at one of the last beach house parties you attended together. It was when you were still considering the job offer, knowing deep down you were going to take it.
He smelled like cologne and sweat and Rafe, his cheek against yours as he spoke over the loud music.
“You can’t move,” he said, chuckling and high out of his mind. “Look how much fun we’re having, baby.”
“I’d have more fun if we left,” you told him. He scoffed. But then he led you out of the party, down to the beach, hugging you from behind, kissing your neck as you sat in the sand.
“How’s this?” Rafe murmured. He earned laughs from you, his lips on your neck. “Fun?”
“Yeah,” you replied sincerely.
But you still left.
You can hardly listen to the sermon, but one part reverberates through you like it’s being screamed into your ears. We don’t face this life or death without promises.
There was a time when you and Rafe lived in a promise together. But now you just live, and he doesn’t.
Sarah finds you as you’re opening your car door to leave. She tells you it would feel wrong not to show you. They went through his phone. There are messages he sent to you that remain undelivered.
You blocked him after the break-up. You thought it was the right thing to do, but deep down, it felt more wrong than anything.
Your hand trembles as you hold the phone up to your face. It’s jarring, touching something that big, strong, abrasive, loud Rafe owned and used every day, and now he’s buried yards away from you, nothing but coldness and weakness and stillness. He owns nothing now.
Sharp spikes dig into your heart when you see that he sent you a string of texts the night he died.
i can’t stop thinking about you
i love you and i can make you love me again
come back
or i’ll come to you
please try one more time with me
“Thanks,” you tell Sarah, handing back the phone, when in reality, no part of you feels grateful upon seeing words he tried to say to you but couldn’t. You would have been better off not knowing.
You leave a part of yourself in that cemetery. It died with him. Because Rafe always said you were the only one who loved him and he left this earth thinking you didn’t anymore.
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gloriousburden · 2 months
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having many Normal, very usual thoughts about this gif of loki 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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haliaiii · 2 months
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Val’s Hover bike! (oc)
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kirkybabygo · 7 months
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Now who let this man be so fine?! 🤭🙏
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I literally screamed when I first saw this pic
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chrishemsworthsbitch · 2 months
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I am experiencing jason kelce brainrot and have elected to make that y’alls problem:
I’ve been thinking about this big handsome fucker for the past 3 days and the thoughts are starting to burn a hole in my brain so I’m dumping them here, in poetic (but not like rhyming or whatever) form cuz why not?
First off, this face
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This god tier face and beard combo that would have surely convinced the vikings one of their gods walked among them, that would have caused droves of men to fall at his feet in reverence because lo and behold the mighty thor now dwelt with them in harmony and brotherhood
God his fucking body…
His mighty pecs that bulge through even the most tailored of suits, so voluptuous and heavy, gazing upon them one would think they were carved from cold unfeeling marble and adorned with hair sharp as needles
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Yet the appearance is deceptive for they are soft and warm, squishy so as to not hurt those who suckle upon them (me), and his chest hair is soothing to the touch like running your hands across a field of delicate flowers
and the belly….oh lord god in heaven the belly
Much like his chest, to the eye it appears hard. A great, strong, and sturdy thing like a rock upon which one would build a house
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But to the touch, the oh so gentle touch, it is softer than silk, and warmer than a fire, inviting and full of love, one cannot help but lay their head upon it and sleep knowing they are safe. It’s roundness a sight of great beauty
And then there’s his….
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Actually I think I’ll keep those particular thoughts between me and my god (for now anyway, i could always be persuaded to write a sonnet or something…whatever that is)
That’s…most of the thoughts out, see y’all again next time I get it in my head that this is peak comedy (it is don’t lie)
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ashkii-0 · 3 months
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Bro..every time I fucking see this sprite..
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My whole house gets covered in white..sighhhhh 😔😔 /j
I need more pages of him on r34 😭
I need this man more than anything. /hj
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sunmisbf · 5 months
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also he read a sign that said something like latina moodz n the cheers were so loud n later on he said te amo n the cheers were loud again like i’m crying.. so real but also i’m the only latina he needs in his life everyone else needs to back up🧍
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sparfloxacin · 7 months
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hiiiiiiiii have a great Sunday!! 🥰 here to manifest a new Sunday stream (and new Olli smiles) from Aleksi tonight 🤞🕯️✨💖✨🕯️🤞
I'm mad at how insanely hot Olli looks here 😩
helloooo! 💗
oooh a Sunday stream (with some Olli smiles of course) would be nice 🥺🤞🏻🕯️
also kinda irrelevant to the ask but I actually saw this pic of Olli yesterday and noticed the shirt and thought about how we haven’t seen that in a long time and then of course the first thing I do is browse through Aleksi’s Instagram and I noticed he was wearing the same shirt around the same time as well (and yes it’s the same shirt and you actually CAN’T concince me otherwise) 🤧💞
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hope you have a great Sunday too! 🥰
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elisabeth515 · 1 year
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2am thoughts: What nickname I’m giving to the officers on the Titanic
Pictures included because I bet you all have no idea who I’m talking about (click alt text on each pic to find out more)
Chief Officer Henry Tingle Wilde: chief officer dilf
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1st Officer William McMaster Murdoch: the good boi (he’s from Scotland)
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2nd Officer Charles Herbert Lightoller: Anglo drama queen
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3rd Officer Herbert John Pitman: soft moustache boi
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4th Officer Joseph Groves Boxhall: Steve-Carell-on-sea
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5th Officer Harold Godfrey Lowe: discounted Horatio Hornblower
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6th Officer James Paul Moody: gossip boy
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bimiio · 6 months
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<3
#y’all idk wut it is abt me but da last like 4 or 5 times i’ve gone out i’ve been asked if i’m latina by latina women#(n one man we’ll get 2 dat in a sec hold awn)#i have ended up making out w two of em tho so i mean hey ig just looking n dancing da way i do is a good way 2 get hot bitches 2 approach me#back 2 da MAN tho cuz dis was wild#i wasn’t even in da club i was OUTSIDE ACROSS DA STREET!!!! w a group of like 5 ppl 4 of which were MEN#n these two guys come up 2 us n then zero in on me#one of da guys speaks spanish da other guy speaks spanish n english#so da one dat speaks spanish said smthn 2 me but i clearly didn’t understand so his friend starts translating 4 him#talkin abt sum ‘ur so beautiful how’s ur night going are u gonna go back in the club?’ etcetc#n i’m answering very uninterested but still polite looking at da ppl around me like do y’all see dis like..: cant even escape men outside😭#n then i tell them i’m a lesbian n not interested n da spanish speaking guy gets his friend 2 translate him saying “even better’#EVEN BETTER?? 4 WHO my boy????😭#n THEN he gets his buddy 2 translate ‘there’s no way this girl doesn’t speak spanish she’s just lying cause she doesn’t wanna talk to me’#which.. first of all#if sum1 is fully pretending not 2 know a language they speak 2 avoid talking 2 u dat is ur cue 2 exit#second of all i only speak english i’m SORRY😭#then dis mf turns 2 me n starts speaking directly 2 me in spanish???#sir.. no hablo español! no entiendo español!!!#then i told him 2 gimme his phone so i could get his instagram so i could block him <3#n his friend went ‘oh hell no’ n steered him away😁#anyways moral of da story is#men r annoying women r sexy n fun amen#m1n3#m1sc#0ut
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strwberieswsugar · 2 years
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really wanna know how takeomi reacted after mikey gave sanzu those scars cause if that was my baby brother i would have to be forcefully physically incapacitated to not get my hands on him
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Omg… he is just so…
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Hmmm… what’s the word…
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Cute!…
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No… Lovely?…
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NO!… he is… 🥴 …hmmm…
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Hmmm… indescribably handsome! If that is what you could call it… only way to describe it with (sorta-non-explicit) words!
(if you know what I mean…)
😍😍😍
Jkjksdgffss…💕
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campirebites · 2 years
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what everyone sees vs what tumblr sees 😇
🖤 i am nb (they/them) 🖤
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peapod20001 · 2 years
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Questtion: do jane and Daniel's circus outfits still look like This or r u gonna redesign them at some point?
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LOL you come into MY inbox with WHITE DANIEL AND GRAY SÉBASTIEN 😭 /nm
Lolol yes yes I am giving new ones that suit them better than,,,,,t h i s
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