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livindeadgurl · 7 months

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You know who would treat me right? Mark Hoffman.

#he wouldnt but it’s okay #sigh #he’s so daddy #i need him #mark hoffman #saw franchise

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hyenaa-euphoria · 3 months

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hope 1/???

more angst!! i am actually building an au around this comic but I’ve never done aus before so like this is new to me!!!

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blorbocollection · 8 months

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them...

#disco elysium #harrier dubois #kim kitsuragi #my art #comic #i dont even ship them romantically i just love the idea of them as really good close friends who depend on each other ;;#and sometimes harry really needs a hug or whatever. and kim is like. Okay. and maybe kim didnt realize he needed a hug too #theyre both each others emotional support animals #and yes jean wouldnt say 'deadass' but it was how i formed the sentence in my mind and it was too funny

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haunted-xander · 3 months

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The idea of Alphinaud painting stuff from our journey(s) wouldn't leave my mind so here you go!

+ some close-ups of the paintings

#tried to keep the paintings in line with what alphinaud would've been there to see #only to realize too late that he never went to the moon and wouldnt know what the watchers palace looks like #lets just pretend he paid a visit off-screen okay?#alphinaud leveilleur #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #art #my art #xanders art #digital art #fan art

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washingtonwhitemarkiplier · 22 days

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GabV1el Week // Day 4: AU/Flight/Flesh

gabriel carrying v1 around so they can experience flying with him... yay <3

#I CAN STILL MAKE IT gonna try and slowly catch up with some doodles here and there for the rest of the gabv1el week #i may come back and finish this because i actually really like how it turned out #anyways i like v1 being a curious little machine #it would love seeing the stars okay #and gabriel wouldnt be looking at the stars because hes so used to it..... can anybody hear me #gabv1el #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill fanart #v1 fanart #ultrakill #gabv1el week

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bbbbbbbbatman · 5 months

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JJ Jameson is so impressed with Peter's photos of Spiderman that now he's sending Peter on a new assignment: photos of the elusive Batman. Not a single newspaper has been able to get a photo that isn't shitty cryptid level of blurry, and Jameson has decided that the Daily Bugle with get the prestige of having the first clear photo of the bat menace, and will be able to hold it over the heads of the incompetent Gotham papers.

So he sends Peter to Gotham for a week with instructions not to come back until he's got that photo. Peter, unfortunately, can't come up with a good excuse as to why he can't get Batman photos the same way he gets Spiderman photos, so he sets off to Gotham, confident that he can probably get at least one decent photo, less confident about what the bats will do to him if he does.

#look he's /heard things/ about the bats okay?#he's pretty sure there's no clear pictures on purpose #but he needs his job he needs money damn you capitalism #i dont usually like crossovers #but i had this idea and it wouldnt go away #batman #bruce wayne #peter parker #spiderman #dc x marvel #dc #marvel #dc comics #mine

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ohitslen · 1 year

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Angry Vash for me and myself specifically

also extra Vashwood:

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sophbun · 1 year

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always check your pockets before you wash your clothes

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #low poly #model by jeck jims'!#soph posts #okay he wouldnt be that small but what if he was #what if he was handful sized #hed grip onto ur fingers in fear

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tategaminu · 7 months

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#callum would make a better assassin than rayla #let him kill aaravos as a little reward #you wouldnt think hes the most okay with murder out of the three but he is lmao #killing people is bad meme #tdp #the dragon prince #the mystery of aaravos #tdp ezran #tdp callum #tdp rayla #shitpost #tdp s5 #tdp s4

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j4y-k4y · 8 months

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if aziraphale said this to me, im chugging that holy water down and changing the trajectory of his live.

#good omens #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #good omens ineffable husbands #ineffable husbands #azriacrow #good omens aziracrow #good omens fanart #good omens incorrect quotes #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x arizaphale #good omens memes #you go too fast for me crowley #lol #aint shit FUNNY #why can we jusy be HAPPY OR SOMETHING #okay obv he wouldnt do this but I WOULD #imagine if he did tho

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llamagoddessofficial · 11 months

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Still got that Horror Mafiafell Sans brainrot

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It wasn’t the first time Sans had pulled you into his lap, by any stretch of the imagination. The wads of cash he so often put in your pocket to ‘make up’ for the time you spent trapped had been difficult to explain to the bank at first- by now, it had happened so often that the tellers just got a look on their faces when they saw you walk in

They called you by name without looking at any paperwork. They probably thought YOU were in the mafia.

It was common bar knowledge how fond he was of holding you through his meals. Nowadays, Lisa would jokingly 'warn' you when he came through the doors and his mood was visibly stormy... the deeper his glower, the more likely he was to pull you in without warning when you passed his table, those giant claws sealing tight around a body that immediately became tiny in his presence.

So you should've been used to it.

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... Something was very new about this time. And it wasn't just the lit cigar between his phalanges, different to his usual brand of choice.

Up against his huge chest. Your cheeks were hot, your heart was thumping. His touch was... different. Sat sideways across his lap, he kept you tucked against him with a hand on your thigh. Though on your thigh was a little bit of an understatement- his hand was so huge, he had nearly all of your thigh in his hold.

The other hand, resting on the table, had the cigar held between the index and middle finger. It felt like an impenetrable barrier between you and the outside world... his gold rings gleaming in the low light.

... Perhaps it was the position of his hand. Holding your thigh gently, but with a possessive hint in the curl of his claws that slightly pressed into your flesh. Big, warm bones, the cold metal of the rings... he was holding you like he owned you.

Either way, you were just staring at his jacket lapel. Finding it very hard to cool down. The smell of smoke and gold was overpowering.

(You’d grown pretty adept at just tuning all table conversations out, for fear of overhearing something dangerous. But today, you couldn’t have concentrated on what was being said to Sans by the other two men at the table, even if you tried to.)

You didn’t know what the meeting he was having was about, and whatever it was, he didn’t seem happy about it. But he wasn't furious in a way that would usually frighten you. His energy was much more... reserved. There was a low scowl written across his face, he looked serious, dark. The crack and his scars cast deep and expressive shadows across his face. You were protected from the entire world, like this.

... Usually, you just felt like a tiny plushie in the arms of a big child who needed comforting. Not this time. And as he brushed his thumb slowly, back and forth across your leg... the prickles ran up your spine.

What's wrong with me? You swallowed. Your heart hadn't slowed down, not one bit, hands balled in your apron. What's going on?

... You heard Sans move, above you. You couldn't help but look up at him- and his big eye moved down to you. He seemed to register your altered state, for the first time, emerging a little from his obvious frustration at the other members of the table.

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... His expression changed. Something about him shifted, ever-so-slightly.

His grin lifted, sharpened... his sockets fractionally lidded.

He was smirking at you.

You’d grown accustomed to gleaning as much as possible from Sans’ expressions. It was how you judged his mood, how you saw his grabs coming, how you guessed what he was trying to say with the few words he had available.

Perhaps you were too good, now. Because when he leered down at you like that, gently squeezing your thigh... you could practically hear his words purring through your mind.

“aren’t you cute~?”

You immediately broke eye contact, staring at your own knees. But it to was too late- you felt heat completely flood your face.

... Sans returned his attention to the other people at the table. But not before he gave your thigh another little stroke with his thumb. As if making sure you absolutely knew he saw that.

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You faintly recalled hearing that Sans, before his famous injury, was something of a... playboy. If you were completely honest, it had been very hard to picture the Sans you knew successfully wooing someone.

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You could imagine it, now. Very, very well.

#llama writes #hmf sans #look. look. i kNOW #HES HOT OKAY #HES SO HOT #and i know we all love that hes a big ol sweetie and a big somft puppy #but i wanted a lil glimpse of the mf in the hmf yknow #he got the Skull Rizz and the Mafiafell Rizz... /combined/#you cant tell me that wouldnt Do Something ifyouknowwhatimsayin

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queenerdloser · 4 months

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i just finished dark heir

#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU!#i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him #dark rise #okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections #that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought.#hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil.#me: [screams into the abyss]#i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!!#and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again #and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted #instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have #become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth #he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them.#anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone #me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it #i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it

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icarrymany · 26 days

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the mh comics open up such an interesting narrative for our few surviving characters. to them, what happened in the videos was real, but to everyone else its a cool creative web series. when all of that is viewed as fiction, fans have a freedom to speculate about and invade the lives and privacy of real people. and that would be so uncomfortable and terrifying. imagine someone irl having headcanons about YOU. writing fan fiction about you and your real friends. assuming things about you PUBLICLY ! IN MASS!

wouldnt it be so cool to see a character grapple with that in like a self-reflective way? fans asking questions the muse is too afraid to ask themselves. of course, theyre the only person the answer matters to.

#like wouldnt it be so strange not only to see the terrible things that happened to u have a FANBASE #but also people wondering about the intricacies of your personal life (they view you as a character and have no idea it was real)#and youre disgusted and afraid of prying eyes #but at the same time #you never think about yourself much anyways (too painful) and realize you might HAVE TO if ur gonna be okay with what happened #spoilers um this is about. jam.#tim never took the time to deconstruct how he felt in the moment because he was trying not to die #even if he concludes he harbored some feelings (like people online suspect) what would he even do with that?#he can never go back and change it. but he can say it to himself. its something for him that nobody else NEEDS to know #but now he can understand himself a little better n form new connections #its like a culmination of my hatred for some fans NEED for things to be canon when its much more fun to leave stuff open-ended #and also my love for media adressing this in a way that actually says something abt the way we consume it #yall seen the craig and tweek episode of south park? yeah.

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clairenatural · 1 year

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I think Dean keeps sneaking out of heaven literally forever. at some point everyone gives up trying to stop him, as long as he agrees to chill on the time travel and multiverse meddling. I think he keeps an eye on everyone still on earth and jumps down whenever Claire needs help on a hunt or Sam burns dinner or Charlie wants a ren faire buddy but I think even when everyone he knows is long gone he just...keeps going. Helping young hunters, mostly. He becomes a quasi-mythic figure that nobody really believes in, just a campfire story based on one of the greats, but they say if you play Ramble On at the right time of night Dean Winchester will come lend a helping hand. Turn a motel TV to the right channel and ask for help through the static and you'll have enough food to last the week. If you hear the sound of an old Impala in the middle of a fight, you know you're saved.

#you cannot convince me that dean wouldnt be super bored in heaven okay he needs to help people or he'll combust

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haunted-xander · 22 days

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Respectfully, anyone who believes that Roxas shouldn't have come back in kh3 is wrong and also doesn't know how to make a satisfying end to a characters narrative.

I could maybe forgive thinking Naminé or Xion shouldn't have returned, as they at least got to make the informed decision to return to their counterparts themselves. It would still be wrong but I can at least forgive it.

But Roxas? His entire story is about being allowed to be yourself regardless of what anyone else around you says you should be. It doesn't/shouldn't matter if he comes from Sora, because he is someone else entirely. It's his life, not Sora or anyone elses. Having a story like that end with him being violently forced to return to Sora when he doesn't even know anything about what's going on is flat out bad writing.

Did he accept that he had to die for Sora? Well, sure, but only after getting to beat him within an inch of his life. Only reason he accepts it is because he literally has no other choice but to. He can't keep clinging to the anger and misery at his circumstances forever.

And, you know, it probably helps that the person this was all for also fucking hates it. In no way is Sora happy about what happened to Roxas. Of course he'd bring him back, it's Sora. The situation is so unfair and tragic that having it end with him just staying in Sora forever would literally go against the essence of the entire series.

Kingdom Hearts is, at it's core, a series about bonds. Roxas was established basically immediately as having very important bonds! His best friend literally died for him! He has friends that don't even know it because it was another version of them, but they still feel that bond to him anyway! You really think they should've just thrown away a character whose bonds transcended the boundaries between data and reality just like that? Get real.

#sorry not sorry but roxas' narrative is genuinely so important and it baffles me that there are people who genuinely think he shouldnt have #come back in kh3 #like dude do you just hate satisfying happy endings or what?#the ending that roxas got in kh2 is terrible #his entire everything in kh2 is terrible actually #the only one involved in that situation thats on his side (aside from axel but hes not counted)#is also the only one who couldnt do anything until it was too late #and like. in ddd roxas outright says that the reason he could be okay with this #is because its sora specifically #because sora *wouldnt* be okay with it #because hed actually care to do something to fix it #ansem the wise also says exactly that!#that the reason roxas could exist seperately to begin with is bc of soras love for other people!!!!!!#im rambling again but whatever. sometimes people have such astronomically bad takes that it astounds me #roxas #sora #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 2 #kh #kh2 #xander rambles

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medicalunprofessional · 8 months

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milla asked nicely

#trainofthought #psychonauts #sasha nein #sasha wouldnt wear a sweater like that unless milla asked okay.#I think he looks cute in ittho. Barking #sneezes and dies. Back to beint Really Strange And like Going Insane

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