the most devastating part of kaz brekker is that he’s a finance bro

[230802] PaiSky's wedding rings on Fort's twitter

could you do b1 and d1 tobiizu pls 🥹❤️

AUs where izuna lives are SO fucking funny

[lies down and stares into the abyss thinking about a jason todd that got to go to university]

Who said Sean... We need to talk 😃

Hello it's me Shiro and I wanna start with my addition on possible scenarios - imagine that The song of Achilles was already written in 80s and Henry's beloved lends him her copy of it and say to read it - just because she knows he'd have A LOT to say about it. I think he'd critise inaccuracy of it to Hell and back and secretly question his lover's taste. Hell come back next day with Greek version of Homer's Illiad and make you read it in front of him or something along those lines. What do you think? I can't stop thinking about this and if this s/b were into more modern yet dark academia books too??? Maybe they'd have something to talk about and discuss it at great length especially if his s/b shared his obsession over philosophy of these books.

Once again yours Shiro

(I love all asks about NSFW stuff, but I still live for sfw bits because I somehow see Henry as more aro or demi coded ofc that doesn’t mean he wouldn't have sex but I see him enjoying himself more either tending to his garden with his s/b or reading and discussing books and philosophy Ig)

hi, shiro! before i approach your (wondrous) proposition in regard to henry and modern novels, i would like to quickly address your postscript in parentheses — it needs to be stated that i completely agree with you.

i do not see henry as an overly/actively sexual being, and even believe he may be ace (or aro, as you said) in canon. however, i do believe he has the potential to experience some sort of sexual liberation/prospering upon meeting the right person who would be able to allure and introduce him to the world of intimacy in a fitting way. that's simply my take on it. you can read more about it here.

now, to the books. he would have a lot to say about modern novels' takes on greek mythology and the iliad/odyssey. after all, he's a devoted homeric scholar. after you introduce him to the concept of the book (let's take the song of achilles as an example) and lend it to him, he will have read it in record time (he'd be done by the next morning) and then the dam would break — he would be incredibly condescending and judgmental about it all. you would definitely never hear the end of it and would certainly earn a myriad of exasperated, snooty glances from him on the daily. he'd be dropping smartass hints and crude remarks, pointing out what was wrong and what was misinterpreted, all the while completely misregarding your futile attempts at preaching fictional liberty. he would not even hear it.

however! i believe, were he to get intoxicated and thus unwound enough, he would definitely be able to bear the book a little more. it'd have to be a late night on which he finds himself entertaining an overly mellow disposition, perhaps drunker than usual. then, you'd use the perfect opportunity of him being softened and whip out the novel in order to bring your point across with more ease, as he's more likely to let you speak and also listen, and simultaneously less likely to interrupt or dismiss any of your attempts to clear your stance.

this is when you'd talk, possibly whilst lying in his lap and having him raking his fingers through your hair — about the meaning, the importance of taking artistic liberations, the crossing of boundaries, and similar things. he would listen, of course, and absorb the information; he wouldn't comment, but you'd just know that he's contemplating everything.

after that, i see him being more lenient and tolerant with the books you introduce him to — he'd be more willing to read them and less likely to bash them immediately. of course, he still would — just not as harshly. in addition, he would secretly love more nightly sessions with you resting in his lap and rambling about the books you enjoy. he would find himself enjoying them more solely because of that, as well.

In the V3 remnant au Nagito would be THE most annoying fanboy. Poor Makoto can’t even go to the bathroom in peace

Oh he really would lol, Nagito would constantly be following him around 24/7. At some point I think the other thh survivors would try to intervene since it probably makes Makoto uncomfortable (I could totally see Aoi and Hagakure being the most ineffectual security team ever)

i always see people talking about bakugou coming with you to get your hair done

but i do not want him in the salon with me when i’m in my Eminem era before it gets dyed, i look awful 😭 he would bully the shit out of me

horikoshi made mr.compress a gentleman so he won't, under any circumstances, tell any lame ass annoying jokes about his 'blue balls'

rip eddie munson he would've loved to randomly start the little monologue on System of a Down's Sugar

like, imagine him alone in his lil bedroom just going "i sit ... in my desolate room no lights no music just ANGER"

or saying it out of the blue to the party with those weird dnd monster voices

If we don't do Alice in wonderland for the spring musical I'm actually going to kms

so yeah, here's a crazy AU

The Good Place/The Amazing Digital Circus- I really don't know what to call it 😂

If you follow my main you had to know this was coming… anyway. Enjoy these bloodweave doodles :)

mdzs fanfiction is wild actually because every modern au I’ve ever read has put Wei Wuxian in skinny jeans and instead of being annoyed by this I truly think he is the only person alive who could pull them off and he would absolutely do so maliciously.

We know what it wasn't a big secret to the cult of Bhaal what their Chosen (Durge) is a lil (a lot) obsessed with the Chosen of Bane.

Orin def told everyone who would listen about it, as Balthazar's note on "Prayer for Forgiveness" might imply.

But have we thought about the other side of this?

How many of Bane's servants present at Gortash's coronation saw Durge and went "Ugh, not them again. ANYONE but them. Dark Lord Bane, we serve you well and do not deserve this".

How many of banites had to watch their Chosen act like a lovesick fool at his own coronation and tried very hard not to cringe?

Like bhaalists were not pleased with their Chosen's affections, but I bet Gortash was INSUFFERABLE with Durge by his side.

quick doodle, congratulations to ogata for his reincarnation from a war to a sports team! hope this guy's just as funny as his war criminal counterpart