#he was a BUSINESS man
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"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"
"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"
#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#i think if it turned out that mike was actually an afton it would be kinda...#dumb?#but i think if it turned out that mikes dad had been friends and business partners with william afton i think that would still work#like. mike was a traumatized child so i wouldn't be surprised if he forgot what his dads friend looked like#or at least that he wouldnt recognize the man years later#and it would explain why afton was in Nebraska and able to snatch Garrett#even though its implied that Nebraska isnt where they live
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headcanon that percy majors in social services during his attending new rome university with annabeth. and later graduates with a master's degree alongside his fiancee. and goes on to create a CPS division for demigods across the country. and merges his business with the chase's to build efficient structures for safe housing demigods throughout the country. and uses his status on olympus to withdraw funding for resources like safe passage for satyrs alike. and helps pave the way for future generations to come.
#he becomes just as much of a business man as annabeth#he's currently working on expanding the division beyond the continental borders of the U.S.#we stan studious percy#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo text post#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood
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He’s running away from los wiwis
#scaramouche#pierro#dottore#dottores????#implied dottoscara#yes#that#mhm#doodles#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#absolutely crying#i need to draw more stuff with scara look at him#he pretty#i hate drawing pierro though#man got no business being so hot but difficult to fucking draw
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#911 abc#911edit#chimney han#911 gifs#madney#kevin lee#maddie buckley#glmdedit#jee yun buckley han#albert han#henrietta wilson#karen wilson#john lee#anne lee#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ravi panikkar#bobby nash#look i hope people are as emotionally damaged by this as i was making it#we only had kevin for like 25 mins but i've never gotten over him#this guy has every reason to be a horrible miserable character but no#no he's the coolest cheeriest funniest caring man alive#sick dead mom at a young age and abandoned by an absent father and taking care of sick after her diagnosis#ideas constantly shut down for owning a business and losing his brother on the job#and also sorta losing mr lee who couldn't bear to see him without being reminded of kevin bc they were so intertwined#failing in love and getting stabbed and left for dead#oh and the rebar accident where he almost died again#losing the love of his life and then finding her but not being together with her
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konig reminisces with horangi over his short-lived stint as an underground boxer in his teenage years...
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#so its my headcanon that konig used to fight in a pretty shady underground boxing ring as a teenager#it was his first real opportunity to let some of his feral energy and strength out#he was only there for a year or two before the ring unfairly ousted him#after all its not good for business for one person to stay king for too long#at that point you start hedging your bets#konig got left with nothing by the end of it and he joined up shortly after#and his 'king of the ring' moniker ended up inspiring his operator name later in his life#also yes hello hi horangi#ill be exploring these two together more in the future <3#im glad to be back with my pathetic cat man#korangi#horangi#konig#cod mw2#giragi art
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most heroes their movie is about deciding that they’re gonna take their new powers and save a bunch of people and that’s why they end up fighting the bad guy to begin with
my boy jaime’s movie was “great you get powers now SURVIVE BITCH THEYRE COMING FOR YOU”
#blue beetle#blue beetle movie#blue beetle (2023)#jaime reyes#dc#my darling boy you’re gonna need so much theropy#even the end didn’t suggest he was gonna use his powers to save people#mans was literally settling with just going about day to day with a new body roomate#he’s already done with the hero business and he didn’t even start
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WELCOME BACK!!
#HERMITCRAFT#MUMBO JUMBO#MUMBO#GRIAN#MY ART#MCYT#FAN ART#IM.#IM SO FINE AND NORMAL AND COOL ABOUT IT#SORRY IF THIS. UM. IS A REALLY BUSY COMPOSITION I DONT SEEM TO BE VERY GOOD AT COMPOSITIONS ASJFDHA#BUT I ALSO SLIGHTLY WANTED IT MESSY BC. MAN THAT WAS MANY XP BOTTLES#grian's wings are tree sparrow wings :)#he's always gonna be a finch or a sparrow to me akhdsfj#hermitcraft spoiler
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♠️ Royal flush ♠️
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obm#mammon obey me#obey me mammon#obey me fanart#mammon#obm mammon#ouughh hello wife#I’d be too busy staring he could trick me so easily breh#once again giving him as much gold as possible#gotta treat my man right
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#this is more accurate than ‘he was fighting demons the whole times it was bisexuality’#wei wuxian#wwx#wwx mdzs#mdzs#cql#the untamed#wei ying#wangxian#like give my dude some credit he was hearing VOICES in his sleep and seeing demons out the corner of his eyes#he was trying to keep slender man abated so he wouldn’t eat little kids or whatever#he was a bit busy to really sit down and figure out his sexuality#also the ghosts weren’t really equipped to deal with ALL THAT#all that being the conundrum of what wwx felt for lwj#alongside a ridiculous amount of self esteem issue and self sacrificial nature#also the ghosts were there for vengeance not to help a 19 year old resentment filled bisexual dude sort out his feelings#they wanted gore and blood not happy happy kiss kiss fall in love 😭
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darth vectivus should’ve been anakin’s mentor
#「 OOC. 」 boonta eve drift.#easily my most fav sith#he was a BUSINESS man#quite ethical in life and death but about that cash money#turned into a force ghost and he never went dark side crazy but just decided to lightly terrorize some rando#he died peacefully surrounded by friends and family in his MANSION#though he created aand summoned dark force phantoms all connected to him and each other so if any one of them suffered they all suffered#they were also connected to other beings in the galaxy so if they or the phantoms died or suffer so would they other#but they were his force babies and thats sometimes the price u gotta pay#im sorry but that is literally incredible who does thta alksadjla#AND he wanted sacrifice himself to save the galaxy#he loved baby banthas but would collapse the housing market if no one was in the house u feel?#MY POINT IS how is it every sith and their mother b4 n after anakin knew the 'secret' to preserving life n he was the only one out the loop#from vitiate to vectivus there were OPTIONS#palp was so funny for lying to him when he himself had no idea how to do it#i think he honestly just needed someone to go do the research for him while he was ruling the galaxy#like he gave vader so much leeway and looked away SO MANY TIMES and for WHAT#he was hoping vader would stumble on some old ass hard drive labeled 'how to get sith abs hella bitches and live 4ever (real)'#vader was a research intern#but he couldnt read <3#why else did he need a thousand droids with him all the time deciphering basic (a famously STAGNANT language)
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Magicians way [part 1]
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It's not often that he finds himself in such position, but it does happen.
John Constantine never would have thought he'd scratch the "tied up by a cult to be used as sacrifice to summon a powerful ghost" spot on his bingo card.
He doesn't even feel threatened by the cult, hell, all he will receive from this day is pure embarrassment if the summoning circle is really the one he thinks it is.
Great, it's glowing.
Little bastard knows and is on his way here.
Shit.
"Oh all mighty King of Ghosts! We summon thee! Appear!"
If he has to listen to that badly scripted American movie summoning ritual one more word, he's gonna do some serious damage.
The circle lights up in sickly green, the ectoplasm flooding the insides of the portal as it opens.
And there he stands, the boyprince of the Infinity Realms.
"Hey, dad!" The being greets, swinging a swift fist against one of the cultist.
The rest are frozen and now that they're alone John sees the shit eating grin on the gremlins face.
"Danny." He greets back, watching as his kid swipes some invisible dust from his hat and putting it on back.
"Man, this is so embarrassing for you. Let me just—"
To make matters worse, Danny pulls out his bloody smartphone and takes a picture of him tied up.
"I'm sending this to mom." He's fiddling with the rope, smug smirk on him that John would love to flip off if his hands weren't bound.
"Useless..."
Ah, here comes the blackmail. A kids after his own heart.
The little shit.
Visual picture of Constantine being embarrassed. (Yes, he's tied up with a RED RIBBON for funnsies.)
#dcxdp#dpxdc#this is part of my au#Not mentioned but Danny is in Young Just Us!#it will he shown later on#Danny is the kid of John and Zatanna#john loves the kid#in his own cursed way#his love language are curse words#the reason dannys name isnt a family tongue twister is cuz hes trans and named himself#officially hes zatannas side kick like she was to her dad#john takes him around sometimes#just to make sure he knows how to fight demons#when a legit magician and a chimera of a occultist man have a child#hes damn powerful#+ the whole ghost king business#SHOULD constantine be suprised his kid became a death god? no he shoulndt#zatanna blames him#at least hes a carbon copy of her#shes forever smug abt that#tbf hes a prince still#cant get the throne till hes 400 smth#THIS WILL HAVE SHIPS#thinking between deadtired and superdeadtired#maybe adding bart too#at this point its just a giant polycule#I FORGOT THE ART#FOLLOW MY ART ACC ?!?!?!
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i lived bitch
#my art#fanart#starkid#team starkid#tinky#t'noy karaxis#tnoy karaxis#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#npmd#i had to shrink this down to put on tumblr sighhhhh#what is he sitting on? idk man mind ur business#this drawing has been HAUNTING me this past week and now ive finally exorcized it
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cupid's gals meet
#monster high#ever after high#c.a cupid#abbey bominable#blondie lockes#heartlockes#c.a cupid x abbey bominable#abbey x cupid#theyre both my proud poly queens#cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with-#-if you know what i mean 👀#blondie is fine with it#in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business#thats totally the only reason!#also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf#and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh#abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss#-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule!#im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb#add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot#my art
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He may have gotten a tad bit carried away... 😳
The next batch of pages from "Dirty Bulk"-
#man is BEACHED#he won't be moving for the next 3-5 business days NJFDSGD#softcitrus matt#exjock#stuffing#weight gain art#wg#softcitrus Dirty Bulk
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IS THAT WHY HE NEVER TALKS???
THE M IN M.X.E.S STANDS FOR MEWING 😤
#ask reply#THIS IS SO FUNNY….#this is why my man doesn’t talk#he’s busy min maxing his life 🔥🔥#why ever talk when he can just think and do 😤😤😤#on that grindset on that mindset 💪💪💪#I’m sorry to M.X.E.S. for these jokes I know you’re coolier than this-
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Alastor: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Charlie: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Alastor: I don't have time for their problems.
#hazbin hotel#incorrect quotes#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#alastor hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#he is a busy man charlie
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