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the-final-sif · 6 months

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I need to hop back into my transformers bullshit for just a moment because I don't think they've had much interaction in canon, but I think it'd be really really funny if Tarn was actually terrified of Starscream.

Like, I dunno if MTMTE/IDW canon has confirmed Starscream's immortal spark for that particular series, but I'm going to assume it carries over. If so, it'd make Tarn's power basically useless against him.

In my ideal headcanon, Tarn got sick of Starscream's shit at some point and went against Megatron to try to murder him. He tried to do this subtly using his voice only for it to 100% not work even a little bit. He would've had this whole build up where he got Starscream alone and was attempting to be a dramatic bitch about the whole thing and build up to the murder and then-

And then it just doesn't work and there's a really awkward pause where Starscream is looking around kind of expecting something to happen when literally nothing does. Tarn is trying to keep a normal conversation going now while also attempting the murder again and again just for it to literally do nothing. Eventually Starscream gets sick of him being weird and walks out judging the guy.

It'd be so fucking funny particularly because Starscream having an immortal spark is generally totally unknown, so Tarn would have to assume that Starscream had found some way to render his ability useless, which is terrifying. Tarn is now extremely worried that Starscream somehow had a spy and found out what he was planning to do ahead of time. He might've even been able to get something into Tarn's head somehow to know his plan this well. Clearly that level of genius must be part of why Megatron keeps him around. Tarn was a fool for having attempted to disobey, and Starscream was clearly not a problem he could solve like this. What if Starscream reports this clear disobedience to Megatron? Tarn just tried and failed to kill the second in command! Starscream would have every right to demand his execution if he so desired, or save this as blackmail!

Tarn is just out of his mind spinning conspiracy theories and getting super high levels of paranoia about Starscream. Just doing whatever he can to not have to be in the same place as the guy. He runs under the assumption he's being blackmailed by Starscream for his attempt and does what he can to not cross the seeker.

Meanwhile from Starscream's perspective, Tarn showed up and had a very weird conversation where he kept raising his voice at random times and then nothing happened. Then the guy freaked out and got even more weird about it. He has no idea why this happened. He has no idea that Tarn is hiding from him. He thought it was weird and stopped thinking about it after a few days. Starscream's minding his own business and mostly forgot about this entire thing after two weeks meanwhile Tarn is having a mental breakdown about it for years.

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coredrill · 24 days

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#bang brave bang bravern #brave bang bravern #bravern #lewis smith #bravernedit #a: bravern #t.edit #this wasn't meant to be the smith struggling collection. hes just always makin these faces #which crack me tf up LMAO #scheduled post bc i know work is gonna be insane today but i refuse to miss a bravern thursday #bbbb: tv #ch: lewis smith

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vamp-a-day · 4 months

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day 69

Look, i never said he was smart, okay

#vampire cookie daily #cookie run #vampire cookie #black garlic cookie #oceanamethyst #thinking abt that one post that's the fake vampire tumblr post that's like 'what if our ancestors lied to us abt garlic'#followed by 'hopital'#that post cracks me tf up #tbh equally as likely vampire cookie reaction but him being forgetful is just like me fr #also people pleasing personality hehe #he go =w= when in deep thought #getting to draw bg was fun #she's the reason i got back into ob bc i was expecting vampire storyline #got ghosts instead but whatever

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mindmxtters · 4 months

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the most likely reasons why the loonatics are so often shown scowling when not actively reacting to anything in the show: makes the team look TOUGH bc this ain't your grandad's looney tunes, their default expressions on their character sheets are also frowns and that's what production artists referred to for storyboarding scenes, they're frequently interacting with villains instead of people they like, etc.

what I choose to believe: the stars aligned just right when the meteor hit to bring together 6 very different people with resting bitch face syndrome

#ooc.#whenever I skim through the show it just always cracks me tf up how absolutely PISSED the team looks sometimes #like rly the only ones who're shown smiling more than frowning are like. rev and slam.#ace smirks when he makes his one-liners but his brows are almost always furrowed. that smile is NOT reaching his eyes y'know #everyone else is so often just like >:( for literally NO reason #need some early-team interactions where they all commiserate over the fact that they're not mad their faces just kind of look like that

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miss--river · 5 days

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#Freddy vs Jason #Friday the 13th #Jason Voorhees #My Gifs #this part really got me the first time i watched this movie #just the how he flies out of the van cracks me tf up

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allofuswantgwinam · 5 months

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there’s this weird, but strangely appealing 🤣🤣 man who’s like late 50’s or maybe 60 idk, maybe he’s 40 something with grey hair already i d k. he is so weird. i hated him at first fr, like we did not start off very great 💀 he’s a customer at the liquor store and idk if he was tryin to be funny when i met him or if he was bein an asshole, but he made me fucking mad so 🤣🤣 i hated him. then i learned he’s a fucking regular, literally like the first person every morning a little after we open. so i decided eventually that if he’s gonna be there at the start of my mornings every day of my life I’m gonna have to figure out how to get along with him some how lmao things eventually got less awkward *I didn’t go off on him or anything btw when he made me mad but I definitely was not social with him for awhile after that when he would come and he didn’t try to talk to me either besides the basic “have a good day” and us being polite to each other 🤣🤣* but i asked him what his job was the other day and this fuckin guy said an adult film actor” or something and I just was like ???? “oh ok, wouldn’t of thought that” like idfk I knew he was lying 🤣🤣 and he was like “old guys like me, well guys my age, still do stuff like that” and I was just lookin at him like ????????? and i asked him what his real job was and he’s a contractor. i just didn’t understand why he would say that bc I didn’t even think it was funny that was a weird thing to say 💀💀 but then today he was late and that’s what I said when he came in 🤣🤣 and he said something about “daddy has to” something and I was just like confusion bc i all i heard was daddy and i wanted escape but i had to stay LMAO BC IM CONFUSHION IS THE ONLY REASON I CANT WITH HIM. like if he’s tryin to entice me or something he’s doing a terrible fucking job 🤣🤣🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 he’s so weird and even my friend who quit :( said she can’t figure him out. like he really called himself daddy with his whole chest and i was in shock 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 buffering for like a whole minute almost

#idk if i would be about it tbh #Idek if he’s about it #idk why he says these weird ass things #it’s fucking funny and weird 🤣🤣🤣#im dying #he’s not even creepy fr #just weird #enemies to lovers 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀#jking but i thought about that today and it cracked me tf up

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juniperhillpatient · 2 years

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okay unrelated to stranger things I just had to pause cause this dude came in here (hotel front office where I work) freaking out telling me a man was trying to kill a woman outside and I needed to call 911 then…. started cracking up when I got ready to call? apparently he was “testing me” to see how I’d react 🤔 literally what the fuck who does that

#okay back to stranger things I guess but that pissed me off so much #he just stood there cracking up about how he scared me for like 5 minutes while I just stood there #that just made me so mad tf kind of prank is that??? who does that??? what????#rose.txt

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healingheartdogs · 1 year

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I had a tissue stuffed up my nose because I am sick thanks selene and the runny nose is never ending, and Hermes just climbed on the couch acting all wiggly and cute and like he wanted to cuddle BUT INSTEAD HE PULLED THE TISSUE RIGHT OUT OF MY NOSE AND RAN AWAY WITH IT TO TRY TO EAT IT

DOGS ARE NASTY

#i got it from him but i will admit my reaction was a bit delayed by me cracking tf up #because it was so unexpected and funny #he legit laid down and pressed into my side like he wanted to cuddle #then just SNATCH and instantly back on his feet running away #SCHEMING GROSS BOY

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intergalacticaquarium · 2 years

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I like a jealousy fic but damn for Eddie it needs to be a misunderstanding there's no way 2 women in Hawkins would be into him at the same time

#alwags cracks me tf up when theyrr like! he invited a hot girl to hellfire just to hang out!#why. the. fuck. would some random hot girl dressed up for a date want. to sit in a room full of teenage boys #pretendjng to be wizards and then the man of her affections doing math to attack them #i like dnd and i would rather die than do that #literally so insane to me ive read it like 4 times Nd every time i literally need to stop #bc like first of all i dont think hed invite anybody he was hanging out with bc as dm hed be busy p much the entire time #just a wild choice even for fanfic #and also i iust dont see it! i cant imaginr it unless 2 y/ns end up there and then youve got a real issue #i wish it was just a character tag #bitchless virgin no smooches eddie munson #i love him

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fleshdyke · 1 year

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lol

#this isnt a vent or anything i just want to tag talk lmaoo #theres this one kid in my english class. whitest of the white. annoying as fuck. said the n word like 6 times last year and everyone #(rightfully) hates him for it. he refuses to acknowledge it #and in my english class the ‘cool’ group is this little group of athletes right and theyre all native right #like theyre very vocal about it and they have a rez accent too so yk #but the first kid. the racist one. for some reason decided he was Part of this group and every time he talks to them he tries to emulate #the rez accent really badly because i guess he thinks it means ‘cool’ i.e. aave and its SO FUNNY #me and my friend always crack tf up whenever we hear this kid trying to be part of the Cool Natives like its so embarrassing its hilarious #i don’t feel bad bc obviously he’s racist and also tried to grope my friend sometimes and is ableist and a whole bunch of other shit #rambles

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avoiltaire · 2 years

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Cedric Diggory and the Many, Many Outfits in his Wardrobe

He's the most popular boy in probably his year. Still, people are pretty surprised when they look at the volume of his unbelievably modest wardrobe.

cedric diggory (loml) sketchpage, harry potter, pencil on sketchbook, over a few days

#remember cedric diggory #HIM #OMUGOD I LIVE HIM SO FLIPPING MUCH #just finished this jn #hes so fuckin fine #fine ass man #he wouldve been such a gentleman #when in doubt choose to look at pictures of cedric diggory/robert pattinson instead #words of wisdom fr #okay dumbledores lines at the feast after ced died made me internally bawl n shut #KSKSJEJWJVA *starts aggresively howling*#the bathroom line to harry in the movie made me crack tf up #harry: okay i know i have a crush on cho chang but.i can recognise feelings when i see them #am i literally falling for her crackin boyfriend. merlins smelly ass #I LIKE THE MIDDLE SKETCH MOST #cmon that look shall bless me for the next gazillion years #should i colour this sketchpage #harry potter #cedric diggory #why are all hufflepuffs so unbelievably attractive n hot istg

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love-songs-for-emma · 1 year

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giving my cat brain damage by making him watch dane cook's 2005 comedy special vicious circle with me

#personal #yes this is one of my favorite pieces of content ever #yes i will be rewatching it for eternity #but the damage has already been done to my psyche. 6th grade emma & i memorized these skits in a WEEK #MAX #anyway. sorry cassie baby. he just wants to snooze and snuggle and i keep jumpscaring him with my laughs #i hope dane cook's doing well these days #some of this did Not age well but it still cracks me tf up. like early always sunny #.txt #cas the cat

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roberrtphilip · 2 years

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people will be like “Father is such a boring villain” and maybe he is but consider this, he’s funny and when he steals Hohenheim’s face he’s sexie

#like maybe it’s bc of the dub but every line out of his mouth cracks me tf up #especially during the last battle #he’s just a silly goofy blob I love him #em.txt

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fics-lovebot · 7 months

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jujutsu kaisen recs

main masterlist

pls remember to reblog if you like any of my recs, luv you and thank you in advance❤️

WHY ARE ALL OF THEM SO FUCKING GOOD????????! pls tRUST me

gojo

gojo eating you out

gojo x dacryphilia

gojo loves fat pussy

sending gojo an accidental nude so he sends you a whole video

car sex with gojo

gojo being goofy in an elevator full of people - he´s big on PDA

gojo tried to give himself a haircut and now wants to go bald - this is fuNNY ksksks, I love the banter

trying to break up with yandere!gojo - yep, we´re talkin about lovesick toxic obsessed type of gojo, break up????? you know better than to tell him that sooo since you´re acting dUMB he has to fucc so sense into you bc clearly you forgot who tf ur talking to - LDKJSDFJDJFHLSHFLSHDF but he´s not rough bc he luvss you a lot

gojo is the pussy fairy - fwb, he´s your sneaky link when henessy makes you act up. he got a mf tongue piercing bYEE

insecure bully!gojo - angst, lil fluff, he´s a bully but he´s in love with that, but it´s not enough. part 2

the horniest - smut, ITS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD, he´s horny af, pussy drunk, obsessed, borderline crazy for that wap

phone calls - slice of life, hubby!gojo, dilf!gojo, his wife and his daughter are his only priority, this is so sdkfjskdjfh :´( i love it

cherished moments - clanleader!gojo, hubby!gojo who is a softy for his wife, #simp

family moments - fluff, slice of life, this is so wholesomeee, bf!gojo meeting your parents for the first time, i love it

someone older - smut, rich dilf!gojo, big age gap, big dicc too, talks big shit as well, "what do you do when your boyfriend cheats? you go to his house and fuck his dad" I MEAN- skdfhksdf

best of the best - smut, fwb! satoru, big sHIT talker omg, he lit asks you to be his gf wHILE he´s making you cum,,,,,best bf ever tho

love struck - fluffy, ex-fuckboy!satoru, he´s experiencing love for the first time :((((( IT´S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE

love dumb - fluff, blurb, you make him lose his composure, can´t even focus bc you´re over there existing, someone should make a longer version of this! so good

too much - ANGSTTTYYYY, fluff too, reader and gojo are in a situationship kinda thing where they live together and love each other but nothing has been said yet, they get into an argument bc gojo has a big mouth and says a lot of hurtful things, they´re both just so exhausted

i know you still think about the times we had - angst, fluff, rich bf!gojo, his father makes you break up with him, it´s so angsty omg, they get into this HUGE argument bc gojo´s dad is a controlling mf

sanctuary - fluff, lowkey angst, weak!reader, bully!gojo, nah he´s just in love but doesn´t know how to say it

the road to falling in love - fluff, strangers to lovers, it´s a collection o moments where keeps falling harder for you, I LOVE ITTTTT, sdkfjhskdjf it´s kinda slow burn but not boring at all

loving you - fluffy af, "you’re the apple of his eyes; the love of his life. the only one who matters" ME N WHO???? pls this made my want to cry my heart out

yuji finds out gojo has a family - fluff, lowkey angst, hubby!gojo, dad!gojo, so,,, this made me cry, i love yuji sm he deserves the world :( this is part two and it also made me crY MY MF EYES OUT :))))))))

i´ll meet you forever in this memory - fluff, college au, married life au, it´s so good, he lit has this big ass plan to make you fall for him, and i mean big, like planned way ahead lmao, 10 years later he´s still asking you to go out with him,,,,even if you´re already married sdlfkjkdfhlsdjh so so cute

can´t stop drinking - ANGST, death, blood, dad!gojo, husband!gojo, mentions of wanting to die, a curse kills you and your son allegedly but in reality the elders had lied to him all these years, part 2 made me fucking cry, PLEASEEE I NEED PART 3

hype man - crack, fluff, supportive bf!gojo, he´s such an amazing bf :(, “damn, my girl ran you over with a bus, reversed, then got out and shot you twice in the foot? what did you do?? sounds like a you issue.” LMAOOOOO this is so cute and funny at the same time, i love it, such a gojo thing to say

flicker of flame - fluff, nervous soon to be dad!gojo, pregnant!reader, he´s going to be the best dad ever

nanami

when you break up and make up - nanami divorce au, angst

dorm room escapades - smut, dad´s bestfriend!nanami, age gap, GAWWDD DAMNNNN, daddy kink, this is some good stuff

you ask him to fuck you like a whore - its a short one but me likey

nanami drabbles - pwp, pls yall readdd part 2 and part 3

nanami is strong af - short blurb, smut, sdflksjd this got me giggling and shii

fifteen minutes - “Say that again. Louder. Can’t hear shit with the sound of my dick slapping into your cunt.” that´s all I have to say, your honor

protective - headcanon, hubby!kento, i love thissss

swear it´s just right for you - smut, fluff, hubby!nanami, I´m weaaaak, he´s so husband material

stressed after work - boyfriend! kento, a cute lil drabble bc he loves your mere presence

labour of love - fluff, vanilla smut, lowkey angst if you´ve been keeping up with the manga/anime, loving hubby!kento, SO DOMESTIC, love making, :(

losing his mind - smut, dom!reader, hubby!kento, sub!kento, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, 10000/10, now this is new

his protégé - fluff, slice of life, fiancé!kento, dinner time with yuuji, it´s so wholesome :´)

my future is with you - fluff, unexpected angst, this is SICKKKKKKK, the last senteces is fucking sickening, and NOT in a good way, so fucking wrong for that, I litteraly wanna dIE

tie my tie, marry me - fluff, slice of life, "the moment nanami knew he never wanted to tie his tie by himself ever again and wanted to spend the rest of his life by your side" please just do yourself a favor and READ THIS

putting you in your place - smut, reader is gojo´s brat little sister, mean!nanami, BRAT TAMER!NANAMI, HEAVY degradation, “Maybe this was your fucking goal all along. To have me ruin you on my cock and fuck the attitude out of you.” CALL 911

edging - smut, pwp, fluff, this,,,,this is one the BEST nanami smuts out there, i just know the description of the whole thing is 100% accurate, the details, the way this is written, the visuaLSsss ldskjfhjsalfh go read it pls

married man - fluff, work au, HE IS A PROUD HUSBAND OK, the man was just waiting for somebody to say sOMETHING sljsdhfl now he can´t stop bragging about his perfect wife

toji

toji x size kink

toji x pussy spanking ´till you´re squirting - the title says it all,,, he´s MEAN

toji doing push ups with you on his back - you´re basically a rag doll,,,bc wdym he puts you in a fULL NELSON??

toji gets embarrased - the man WHIMPERED bc the riding was gewdd so reader kinda teases him for it, how dare she right? so now he has to make her pAY bc he aint no bitch

silk sheets n sticky cum - toji can´t control himself when he sees you in a nightgown so he uses you as a cum dump,,, in a very romantic way flsjdflkssldfjlsdfh, breeding kink

toji x overstimulation - fINALLY he got what he deserved, reader got him WHIMPERING, body shaking eyes rolling to the back of his head and everythangggg, I'm here for it.

take it lil princess - toji got me fucked up, straight up size kink like FRRRR he wants to break, bend and basically snap you in half (i´ll let him tbh), daddy kink, he got a big dicc as aLWAYS, the degRADING DIRTY TALKKK???? yes. he talks and talks and tALKS. there´s a lot going on yall

mine - toji mixed with monster!porn,,, nothing else to say- HE´S A WEREWOLfff, mean asf, breeding kink, daddy kink, size kink, it´s nasty

jealous daddy - slice of life, dilf!toji, megumi is a baby, toji and megumi create a plan to keep you away from megumi´s kindergarden teacher lmaooo, its so cute

nyphomaniac - smut, nypho!reader, dom!toji, THERE´S A WHOLE LOTTA STUFF GOING ON HEREE, just read it omg

family man - fluff, soft dad!toji, baby megumi, husband!toji, he´s a softie for his son and his wife ;(

unprecedented reveal - smut, fluff, mma!toji, journalist!reader, lowkey angst, "photo leaks of toji going down on you in public is suddenly exposed for everyone to know about the infamous fighters girlfriend" wELL dssdfh that´ll do it

will always be yours - smut, fluff, so basically toji only does rough sex, doggy style being his fav, but when it comes to you he prefers the loving-face to face-intense eye contanct type of sex (more like love making) bc being with you makes him feel ten different emotions at once :) DÑFLJSLDFJ

unspoken memories - fluff, lowkey angst, dad!toji, baby!megumi, married life, my heart is so full after reading this, it´s so domestic, so adorable, such a happy read

make a mess on his face - smut, toji is a messy pussy eater, that´s it, that´s the tweet

geto

gimme, gimme more - rich!geto x stripper!reader, lots of plot and build up, he is misteriousssss and fucking filthy and so cuTE??????? wtf, the wating game is real, he knows how to play his cards very well, LAWDD HAVE MERCY i would have folded too

gripping the headboard with one hand - smut, “what a slut.” hELP

protective hubby - teacher!suguru, pregnant wife oc, it´s cutee

focus - suggestive, flirty!geto, tutor!geto, “you’re doing so good for me… keep going.” I HATE ITTTTTTTT, i would fold like a mf lawn chair bitch OOF

dress shopping - very suggestive, WHY IS HE SO SMOOTH WITH IT ALL THE TIME??? got me blushing and sweating and shit

phoque - crack, teacher!suguru, twin girls dad!suguru, he accidentally curses in front of his daughters and now he´s gotta make up some bullshit story to save his ass, SLFHSLDKJHSLDH this is funny

choso

picture perfect - smut, photographer choso, he´s lowkey a perv, jacks off to oc´s pictures

suckig souls - smut, succubus oc, somnophilia, sub! choso, lil dacryphilia, love love love love it

meanie - smut, mean!choso, “Why you actin’ like some dick-starved whore? I fucked you good this morning" THE WAY I SCREAMEDDDDDDDD “Is that what you needed, princess? Some good dick?" STOOOOOOOOOPPPP

your pleasure - smut, squirting, choso discovers the magic of eating pussy :))))) aND he´s a fucking natural too like ???? gTFO

it´s too much - smut, dom!reader, inexperienced!choso and sub!chose fics are like crack to me, i´m obsessed, this is so detailed, he is eager to please sdlfjls and wants to try it all at once

fingers in his hair - smut, chose loves having his hair pulled when he´s eating pussy,,,,,,,CALL A MF AMBULANCE a bitch just died

cherry blossoms - smut, virgin!choso, phone sex, it´s his first orgasm yall, not yuji talking about a "sloppy toppy" LSJFHLSJDFHLFDH he´s so outta pocket

sukuna

itadori

vivid fantasies - smut, sukuna wants to bone you and he makes it yuji’s problem sakfhkshfksfd poor yuji

poly / multiple versions

gojo and geto are rich besties and they coax you into a poly relationship - smut

you slap their ass - reaction. gojo, geto, sukuna, nanami, choso, toji, megumi, itadori, yuta

too much for them to handle - toji and gojo version. it´s a LOT going here as well. gojo is a whole swiTCH. toji is a bully in the sheets so you know he´s all abou that degrading teasing dirty talk, we love it

slut him out - gojo, geto, nanami and toji version. y'know what,,,idek what to say about thi- IT´S NASTY FILTHY JUST PORN, reader is a whOre (not my words), read at your own risk bc i was SHOOk

how jjk men like it - smut, the gojo and toji one,,, i HATe it hereee

bimbo bunny - smut, choso, toji and nanami version, the vISUALs I GOT FROM THE NANAMI ONE LAWDDDD

birthday boy - smut, birthday sex, dacryphilia, i just KNOWWWW this is geto

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