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universal-quoteland · 4 months

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Time for some incorrect quotes~

Valentino:*scaning his arm with the price checker* You see how i can't scan my self ? Its because am priceless ✨️

Velvett: Or you're not worth anything.

Valentino: ow... [:c]

#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #he is trash #TRASH

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lunarlegend · 1 month

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whew! thought i saw Ardyn for a second

#i don't care how mean this is he literally stabbed Lunafreya broke Ignis' glasses and kidnapped/tortured Prompto #he is trash #final fantasy xv #ffxv

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steadymongerbatscissors · 8 months

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#merlin prower #tails miles prower #tails the fox #sally acorn #archie sonic #archie sonic memes #let’s us continue dragging merlin prower #he is trash

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leedongsik · 7 months

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stop trying to make me sympathize with this asshole

#why am I always such a sucker for villains in love #HE IS TRASH #absolute piece of shit #the escape of the seven

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thejakeformerlyknownasprince · 1 year

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for the ships thing, how about alloran/happiness? that's my animorphs otp

Love it/ Hate it/ Tolerate it/ Would write it/ Have written it/ Would never write it/ Would read it/ Have read it/ Would never read it/ That would be a TRASH FIRE (affectionate)/ That would be a TRASH FIRE (derogatory)/ Squick/ Yay/ Fits with canon (affectionate)/ Fits with canon (derogatory)/ Makes no sense with canon (affectionate)/ Makes no sense with canon (derogatory)

Other: On the one hand, I love the character and love his redemption arc and would love to see him keep going on that path. On the other hand... does he deserve to live happily ever after? Does he really?

#animorphs #shipping #alloran is my trash baby #but make no mistake #he is trash

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ratita-ratata · 1 year

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I think it's fair that toji looks like the most beautiful man in the anime sometimes and then he looks like a disgusting person because that how he is so good job mappa

#jjk anime #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro toji #i mean #i love this man but I KNOW that i have issues #he is trash

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theokatz · 2 years

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this is a mike wheeler hate account first and foremost

#he is trash #and we do not like mike here #stranger things

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hiveswap · 10 months

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#staff is fucking trash #all trust i had in them is gone #i should have known when i got banned after calling people out for treating ao3 volunteers being sent CSAM as fandom discourse #i only got unbanned because i complained on reddit and a staff member got in touch with me about it #he said it was a glitch #yeah right #ten thousand

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sscarletvenus · 22 days

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at this rate kendrick's gonna win another pulitzer in investigative journalism...

#who the fuck pits someone's ozempic prescription as their song cover #like he has moles in ovo going through drake's trash???#kendrick lamar #drake

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opikiquu · 14 days

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#★ arin rambles #★ my art #art #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr #So basically me and my bestie have agreed that aven has a priv twt acc and its terrible #yheres only like 1 follower (and its topaz) shes sick of it cuz he posts at the dead of night and its such drastic changes #Like he’d post ‘Sometimes I think about how I’m older than my older sister now.’#and hes So Sad #and then like 12 minutes later post something like ‘staring at ratio’s cleavage rn not listening to a word hes saying’#Also ratio isnt allowed to know abt it cuz hes gushing about him constantly like a schoolgirl #anyway so this is Not That. this is the trash he posts though #ignore that one normal cat it was genuinely too cute i didnt wanan erase it .

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ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously · 11 months

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They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

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otaku553 · 1 month

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Remember when I said I was cooking a Really self indulgent au?

Here it is! In which Ace picks up a different shipwrecked masked aspiring adventure-novelist on Sixis :)

Spade Pirates’ First Mate Sabo AU

Except Sabo and Ace both don’t realize it’s each other because Sabo still has amnesia and Ace can’t recognize Sabo after 7 years because of the mask

This came from the writing prompt someone gave me of Sabo and Deuce interaction and once I got thinking about them I was like. There’s too many parallels. And couldn’t stop thinking about it

In this AU Sabo doesn’t get saved by Dragon, washes up onshore on Goa before he dies, and survives to set sail again a week or so later, but still has amnesia. Realizing that sailing alone as a ten year old is pretty unfeasible though, he stops sailing after the first few islands and lives as a feral forest child on his own for the next seven years until he feels ready and strong enough to try again.

He chooses his own name, Tage (pronounced taj), based on the assumption that Sabo is his last name and his belongings are too ruined to read his given name :) credit to whery for the name pun idea it’s absolutely genius

I might do some short comics for this if I ever get around to it but for now it’s just a loose collection of ideas!

#one piece au #spade pirate sabo au #sabo #portgas d ace #asl brothers #the mask is based on phantom of the opera and the rest of the outfit was me trying to make him look more like a pirate #got rid of the top hat and cravat because I think those would be some pretty clear giveaways but I like the wide brim boater hat #most of his clothes are more ill fitting because he either refurbished them from trash or stole them from the rich #this is also just an excuse to give sabo the blue gentleman epithet I keep on seeing. I really like that epithet lmao

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fluffyblue-multifandommess · 4 months

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"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.

"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.

*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself

#imagine thinkinig yagami light - self-proclaimed god and arbiter of justice - would ever stoop!#to passing someone else's work as his own!!!#to him it would be like if he picked up trash off the side of the road and said 'look what i made'. girl please #blue fandom ramblings #death note #i am going to Entertain op's premise and read the rest of the post now but #i had to get this out of the way first

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getodrools · 1 month

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໒꒰ྀ ྀིᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ DUMP TRUCK DRIVER! TOJI who purposely arrives too early just to watch the lonesome and exhausted housewives — like you — run out in their cute little nightgowns with messy bedhead hair, and no bras to support while running for him…

Toji would chuckle every single time. Catching that confused turned frantic look you always gave through the kitchen window; hearing him haul by earlier than usual forced you in a panic… Shit! You've missed trash day twice already! You needed to get this stench out of your house ASAP but the grimy man crooking a wry smirk pressed on the gas soon as you popped out the front door.

Shit!

“Wait!” Crying out with a waving arm; running barefoot with weeks-old trash hauling behind you in your nightwear was not in your morning routine — but it sure as hell was in his… You wheeze, chasing that green truck like an idiot, you were cursing your husband for always forgetting to take the damn trash to the curb beneath your breath too…

Soon as you were able to get his attention — Well, you've been had it through a small side mirror… but he finally stopped!

His lips are slicked. Admiring the skimpy view of another man's wife's tits heaving and ass bouncing around in baby-blue sheer cloth, even that coffee spilled down your chest which globbed down to your belly from the chase, was his morning coffee…

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#idk he'd be just as grimy as the trash he's hauling #now which husband forgets to bring the trash out and makes toji a lucky man???#gojo for sure SIGHHH #🌐 𝐿𝒜𝒱𝐼𝐼 𝒲𝑅𝐼𝒯𝐸𝒮!#ᝰ toji fushiguro!#jjk x reader #jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen #toji smut #toji x reader #toji fushiguro #jjk toji

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jxitrash · 10 months

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Doodled some bunnies

#five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf 2 #toybon would think hes the blueprint #everybody else? fakers obv 🙄🙄#glamrock bonnie #toy bonnie #fnaf rxq #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin #fnaf ruin spoilers #fanart #fnaf fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #jai's trash

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littlecaesar · 1 year

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Things HM the King would probably do: Post the below and tag himself as Tria's left hand

#prxestess #he is TRASH #the worst kind of filthy trash honestly #i am so done with you sir

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