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this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 
we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?
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thinking about how 4chan users overuse of the slur 'fag' to refer to each other eventually mutated into the word functioning more like a suffix used to denote a callsign, '[identifying detail]-fag', in lieu of people identifying each other by names, and how because of this gay guys would refer to themselves themselves as 'gayfags' when they needed to clarify that they were indeed actually gay when referring to themselves as faggots
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i do lemonade (and/or general citrusy drinks) reviews in a discord server and all the pictures are like this
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and what did you think of the drinks?
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hiveswap · 2 hours
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I was in eco family earlier and saw blue Bomba. Like jarringly blue. I'm used to energy drinks having unnatural colours but come on
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I was in eco family earlier and saw blue Bomba. Like jarringly blue. I'm used to energy drinks having unnatural colours but come on
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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny
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look Homestuck has its faults and say what you will but the “getting punched into next week. Literally.” gag where they end up literally where they would be next week, at the grocery store, is still the funniest fucking thing.
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it's the way they simply mention marcille's eyelashes breaking off when she was petrified and ryoko kui bothering to NOT line the eyelashes in her left eye in every pannel she appears after in that chapter
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like ???
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I repspect the grind of trying to empirically prove dean isn’t a misogynist but. My boy so misogyny they traced the origin of the word mansplain to a forum post about how he sucks. We gotta just take the L on this one
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hiveswap · 3 hours
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「If you wanna cry, use my heart.」
WIP!
Does it still count as a Valentine’s Day post if it’s nearly an hour until the end of the day?
Reblogs > likes
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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Don't buy csíki csipsz wtf
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hiveswap · 5 hours
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Zionists like “ahah nothing happened to us the iranian attack was a bluff” because they can’t compute that a country in a military retaliation may actually target military targets and not residential buildings
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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
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I like him 👆🏻
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